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    Pookie Aleera is Not My Boyfriend

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      and we can all enjoy the parrots

      and rosellas

      and galahs

      for as long as summer holds.

      RACHEL

      There’s a deserted house on Baxter’s Hill

      with an old grapevine growing on the porch

      and hanging over the front door.

      You can see the house from every part of town.

      Whenever there’s a lightning storm

      most of us kids hope

      that it strikes the house

      and starts a fire

      so the ghost has to find someplace else.

      No one dares go near.

      Mick boasted he walked up to the front gate once

      but not even he’s going inside.

      Mr Baxter died a year ago

      and no one found him for ages.

      They say he was sitting on the lounge,

      his head bowed slightly.

      They buried him on his property

      because that’s what it said in his will

      and no one in town

      had the heart to go against that.

      His grave is on the hill,

      under the she-oaks

      and when the wind blows through the leaves

      it sounds like somebody moaning.

      An old man howling

      for food

      or water

      or help.

      That’s why nobody,

      not even adults,

      goes up to Baxter’s Hill.

      JACOB

      All my family loves peas,

      but we have different ways of eating them.

      Dad scoops them

      carefully

      onto his fork

      and leans in close to the plate

      before gobbling them up.

      Mum rolls her eyes

      and then rolls her peas

      across the plate

      and onto a soup spoon,

      she drinks her peas

      and doesn’t spill a drop!

      Mick uses his fork

      to stab one pea at a time

      but occasionally he just misses

      and the pea shoots across the table

      and onto the floor

      where Skip slurps it up.

      One pea for Mick, one for Skip.

      And me?

      I use the best pea-eating thing

      ever invented . . . my fingers!

      MR KORSKY

      The truth is me and Walter Baxter

      were best mates, all through school and after,

      when we both got married and had kids.

      And pretty soon those kids had children.

      In the blink of an eye and the tip of a hat

      me and Walter were grey-haired old men

      wondering how so many days can go missing.

      Walter’s children moved away

      and mine stayed

      and I didn’t think much of it at the time

      but something got into him,

      losing that part of himself.

      He’d visit me and the wife in the evening.

      We’d sit under the lemon tree

      and have a few drinks,

      watching the honeyeaters in the grevilleas.

      Walter visited for years

      until my grandkids arrived

      and they were always under our feet,

      chasing each other

      giggling and tumbling around on the soft grass.

      Don’t get me wrong,

      I loved it.

      So did the wife.

      But, sometimes, I’d catch Walter

      looking at them as they played

      and I could hear the sigh building

      from deep down.

      No one knows what makes a man

      or what breaks a man.

      Anyway, after his wife died,

      Walter stopped visiting.

      Once a week I’d go up to his place

      and we’d sit in his tatty kitchen

      not saying much.

      Around these parts there’s nothing to talk about

      if it isn’t the weather or family.

      How long can you talk about the heat?

      Or the wind?

      So I went every fortnight instead.

      Just two old blokes

      staring out the window

      listening to blowflies at the screen door.

      The house was falling down

      and Walter was too.

      I did what I could,

      bringing lamingtons the wife had baked,

      helping him fix the shutters against the wind,

      nailing the floorboards

      where age and warp had taken their toll.

      Once a fortnight wasn’t enough.

      I knew it.

      When they found my friend,

      I can’t tell you how that made me feel.

      SELINA

      Cameron swears he saw

      Ms Arthur at the grocery store

      with a man wearing a red T-shirt, black jeans,

      and a ponytail

      and Cameron says

      they were holding hands

      as they walked along the footpath

      and jumped into a green sports car,

      and yes, we know,

      Ms Arthur drives a blue Hyundai to school

      and Cameron

      tried to follow them

      except the sports car

      was faster than his bicycle

      but he guessed

      they were going to Dexter Street

      where Ms Arthur lives,

      so he took the short cut

      across Harpers Paddock

      and arrived just in time

      to see them walking up the stairs

      to her front door

      and he couldn’t resist,

      he yelled,

      ‘POOKIE ALEERA’

      and

      the ponytail man

      looked around

      so Cameron jumped behind a tree.

      Cameron swears that proves

      Pookie Aleera is Ms Arthur’s boyfriend!

      But, just as we all agree,

      Rachel asks,

      ‘Cameron, when you yelled out,

      did Ms Arthur look around too?’

      And Cameron says,

      ‘Sure. I yelled so loud

      everyone in the street turned around,

      even Mr Hobbs the postman.’

      And we all groan.

      RACHEL

      All morning on the Smart Board

      Ms Arthur showed us paintings

      of wheatfields

      and churches

      and cafés

      and starry swirling nights

      and bowls of fruit

      and lots of paintings of the artist

      because

      Ms said

      he was so poor he couldn’t afford models

      and fruit was cheap

      and wheatfields were free

      and Ms said

      you pronounced his name, Van Gogh,

      like Fen Hoch

      not Van Goff or Van Go

      and she told us he cut off his ear

      and went to a place

      where people with mental illness go

      and Mick said,

      ‘You mean the pub?’

      and everyone laughed

      even though

      cutting off your ear didn’t so
    und very funny

      and we voted twenty-eight to nil

      in favour of his paintings

      and Ms said she’d seen the real paintings

      in art galleries

      and they were

      ‘explosions of colour’

      and

      ‘the work of a genius’

      and I thought maybe

      he cut off his ear

      because those explosions

      had come out of his tortured mind

      and landed on a canvas

      and maybe

      if he was really poor

      and the people in the hospital

      wouldn’t let him paint

      wouldn’t let him do what he had to do

      it made him mad enough

      and angry enough

      to hurt someone

      and he couldn’t hurt someone else

      so he hurt himself.

      I stared at his paintings for ages

      and wondered what it would be like

      to have all that going on inside your head.

      CAMERON

      The score was eight–eight

      in our lunchtime soccer game

      and Mick was doing his best

      to win it for our team

      dribbling down the wing

      beating two defenders easily

      before crossing it perfectly

      for me

      to take the biggest air swing in my life

      and land flat on my back

      in the dirt

      and no one laughed

      but no one cheered either

      because the ball went out for a goal kick

      and by the look on Mick’s face

      (even though he tried to hide it)

      I was sure I’d lost the game

      there and then.

      There’s only one minute and

      (quick check of my watch)

      twenty-two seconds

      before the bell rings

      for the end of lunch

      and suddenly

      I know just what to do.

      I look across and see Rachel, the bell-ringer,

      is checking her watch as well

      when Mick gets the ball on the halfway line

      so I run

      not towards goal,

      no air swings this time,

      I sprint to the school verandah

      as fast as my legs can go

      and I leap the stairs two at a time

      and peek into the staffroom

      to check no one is leaving

      then I reach for the school bell

      and lift it carefully

      holding the bell steady to stop it clanging

      and I hide between the banksia hedge

      and the office building

      when Rachel runs towards the verandah

      as Mick dribbles past Pete and Alex

      and Rachel reaches the desk

      where the bell should be

      ready to ring it for the end of lunchtime

      and that’s when Mick beats the last defender

      and curls a beautiful shot

      into the top corner of the goal

      for the winner

      and everyone races to congratulate him

      while I stand up from behind the hedge

      and call to Rachel

      that I’ve found the bell,

      someone must have hidden it

      to make lunchtime even longer

      and who’d do something like that?

      Rachel giggles and rings it

      as loud as she can

      while I run back to the oval

      with Mick saying,

      ‘Did you see it, did you see it?’

      over and over again.

      LAURA

      You’d think everyone would know about it,

      but each day it’s the same.

      All of Class 6A walk past the bushes,

      talking and laughing on the way back from lunch.

      I always wait to be last in line,

      so I can rub my hands, just lightly,

      along the top of the lavender,

      purple thick with flowers.

      Mr Korsky told me about it one morning

      when Mum dropped me at school too early

      and there was nobody else there.

      He even let me trim some of the plants

      with his clippers.

      I think he still has a bad back

      after saving Jacob’s life.

      He says he rubs his hands on the plants

      first thing every morning

      and before he goes home at night.

      He says whenever he’s upset,

      or worried,

      he just lifts his hands close to his nose

      and lets the perfect aroma

      take his troubles away.

      I spend all afternoon in class

      my chin in my hands

      enjoying the smell

      not worrying about a thing.

      SELINA

      It’s a stinking hot day

      and everyone is exhausted after lunch

      and we’re all slouched at our desks

      while Ms Arthur

      fans herself with a magazine

      and no one wants to do school work

      so Ms Arthur says

      we’ll have one super-quick

      maths competition

      and then we can all read

      whatever we like

      for the rest of the afternoon.

      Ms Arthur says,

      ‘Tell me the total of

      six plus

      five plus

      eight plus

      two plus

      four plus . . .’

      and Cameron

      raises his hand

      and says, ‘Twenty-five!’

      before Ms Arthur has asked him

      and she says,

      ‘I haven’t finished yet, Cameron.’

      A book is sitting on Cameron’s desk, waiting.

      Ms Arthur says,

      ‘Right, nine plus

      four plus

      ten plus

      three plus

      seven plus . . .’

      and Cameron

      raises his hand

      and says, ‘Fifty-eight!’

      and everyone groans

      because we all know he’s correct

      but Ms Arthur hasn’t finished

      so she ignores the answer

      and keeps going,

      ‘. . . six plus

      eleven plus

      eight plus

      two plus . . .’

      Cameron says, ‘Eighty-five!’

      ‘. . . nine plus

      twelve plus

      three plus . . .’

      Cameron says, ‘One hundred and nine!’

      ‘. . . two plus

      ten plus

      eleventy-seven plus . . .’

      Ms Arthur smiles,

      ‘. . . two trillion plus

      one plus . . .’

      and Cameron says,

      ‘Two trillion, one hundred and twenty-two

      and eleventy-seven, Ms!’

      And, finally,

      Ms Arthur says, ‘Correct’

      and tells us all

      to spend the rest of the afternoon

      reading.

      ALEX

      Me and Rachel wait until the weathervane

      a
    t school

      is turning so fast

      Mr Korsky has to take it down from the verandah.

      Rachel winks at me in class and I nod.

      After school we both ride our bikes

      up to the Gap, just outside of town,

      where the main road cuts between Baxter’s Hill

      and the abandoned apple orchard.

      No one could grow fruit this far out

      without irrigation

      but legend has it, they tried for years

      and one day after a huge dust storm,

      the owners packed everything into their truck

      and left town, never to return.

      They say all the kids raced out here

      and collected what was left of the shrivelled fruit

      and the town had apple pies for weeks after.

      Now there’s nothing but a few withered trees

      and a barn with half the roof missing.

      Me and Rachel leave our bikes at the fence

      and climb the rusty gate,

      running into the breeze to the top of the rise,

      opposite Baxter’s Hill.

      There are two huge granite boulders here

      that shelter you from the wind.

      We lean against the warm rocks

      our heads tilting back to the sky

      and spend all afternoon counting the clouds.

      We don’t say much

      the wind is howling around us

      and we’re too busy keeping count.

      I like the feel of Rachel’s hand next to mine

      but I don’t tell her that.

      LAURA

      Every night, I open my diary

      and write a few words before bed.

      A self portrait –

      crooked teeth jumbled hair

      wears dresses, long and billowing, bright orange.

      Eats sandwiches of salami, tomato sauce and pepper

      washed down with juice

      that Mum blends every morning

      grinding carrots, beetroot, ginger and apple,

      I sing loud over the noise.

      A freckle under my T-shirt

      near my bellybutton

      like a friend, keeping me company.

      Or sometimes I make a list of wishes –

      a pony, black with a white blaze

      or

      a bicycle, with streamers

      and a carry basket up front

      for my cat . . .

      which I don’t have,

      another wish.

      An iPad

      with my Facebook site

      visited by friends

      leaving me messages

      and invites

      and photos

      and jokes

     


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