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    Hate That Cat

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      why the kitten is a poet

      but

      she

      is

      And I cannot explain

      how my mother paints

      words

      with

      her

      hands

      but

      she

      does

      And I cannot explain

      how—

      when we paint words

      with each other—

      I hear sounds

      but I do not know

      if she hears anything—

      any strange or amazing

      or good or terrible

      or sparkling or fizzing

      sound

      at

      all.

      FEBRUARY 7

      So much depends upon

      making words

      without

      sounds

      FEBRUARY 11

      MY YELLOW CHAIR

      by Jack

      FEBRUARY 14

      Happeeeee Valentine’s Day!

      I liked when you said

      we could try

      turning the metaphors

      upside down or inside out

      and I liked when you used

      my chair poem as an example

      so

      instead of saying

      the chair is like a pleasingly plump momma

      we could try

      my momma is like a pleasingly plump chair

      except that now

      everyone thinks

      my mother is very plump

      and looks like a chair

      and it doesn’t mean the same

      when you turn them around

      because while the chair

      is a lot like a plump momma

      my own mother

      is like

      so

      much

      more

      than a chair.

      FEBRUARY 21

      Well, okay, I will try it.

      Here goes:

      My mother is like a plump chair

      all squishy soft and huggy

      when you sit in her lap

      (Just so you know:

      I am too old to sit in her lap.

      I’m just saying this for the poem.)

      Her arms hold you in

      so you won’t fall

      and will feel

      safe

      And she has sturdy legs

      (although I want to make it clear

      that my real mother has two legs

      not four)

      and a straight back

      She is proud

      but not too proud

      and she is there

      waiting for me

      always

      quietly

      waiting

      for

      me.

      End of Poem.

      So here’s the problem:

      My real mother

      can’t always be

      waiting for me

      because she works at night

      and my mother

      doesn’t sit in the same place

      day in and day out

      like a chair does—

      she is always

      moving moving moving

      her hands

      wav air

      ing the

      in

      talking to us

      with hands

      those

      and she isn’t plump at all

      and like I said

      she has two legs, not four

      and so

      really

      she is not very much

      like a chair

      at

      all.

      I will never be

      a

      real

      poet.

      FEBRUARY 25

      Today the fat black cat

      up in the tree by the bus stop

      dropped a nut on my head

      thunk

      and when I yelled at it

      that fat black cat said

      Murr-mee-urrr

      in a

      nasty

      spiteful

      way.

      I hate that cat.

      FEBRUARY 28

      I am getting

      a little worried

      about poor

      Mr. William Carlos Williams

      (is he alive?)

      I mean:

      first there was the

      poem about the

      red wheelbarrow

      and the chicky chickens

      and it’s true I like that poem now

      (it grows on you)

      but

      those two poems about the

      PLUMS . . . !!!???

      I think Kaitlyn was crying

      because she felt stupid

      and to tell you the truth

      I felt stupid, too,

      because even though

      those were nice little thingies

      that Mr. William Carlos Williams said

      about the sweet plums

      and the old lady

      and even though I could see

      little pictures

      in my mind

      when you were reading

      the plum poems

      it would be very very hard

      to explain to my uncle Bill

      why those are poems

      and not little notes

      scribbled on scrap paper.

      And did you notice that

      Mr. William Carlos Williams

      does NOT use much in the way of

      ALLITERATION

      or

      ONOMATOPOEIA

      or

      SIMILE

      or

      METAPHOR?

      Mm? Did you notice that?

      MARCH 6

      This morning I left

      a note

      for my mother:

      THIS IS JUST TO SAY

      I have eaten

      the pudding

      that was in

      the fridge

      and which

      you were maybe

      saving

      for dessert

      Forgive me

      it was so yum

      so thick

      so creamy

      MARCH 7

      Those non-poems

      of

      kookoo Mr. William Carlos Williams

      are running in my head:

      MOM IN THE KITCHEN

      (INSPIRED BY MR. WILLIAM CARLOS WILLIAMS)

      BY JACK

      crunching on a pickle

      in the middle of the room

      juice running down her arm

      It tastes good to her

      It tastes good

      to her. It tastes

      good to her

      You can tell by

      the way she closes her eyes

      and licks her lips

      and then her arm

      Refreshed

      a song of dill pickles

      filling the air

      It tastes good to her

      MARCH 13

      You know WHAT?

      Today in the library

      I found some more poems

      by Mr. William Carlos Williams

      and do you know what he wrote?

      A poem about a cat

      A CAT!

      The title is POEM

      (Is Mr. William Carlos Williams

      a little lazy?)

      and it is only about

      a cat climbing over a jamcloset

      (what is a jamcloset?)

      and into a flowerpot!

      That is IT.

      That is the p-o-e-m.

      But as soon as I read it

      I saw in my head

      Skitter McKitter

      my black kitten

      so

      here is a

      non-poem

      about her:

      NON-POEM*

      (INSPIRED BY LAZY MR. WILLIAM CARLOS WILLIAMS)

      BY JACK

      As the kitten

      leaped over

      the pot

      of blue violets

     
    first the front

      paws

      gracefully

      then the hind paws

      landing

      into the bottom of

      the kitchen sink

      MARCH 14

      ANOTHER NON-POEM

      (INSPIRED BY MR. WILLIAM CARLOS WILLIAMS)

      BY JACK

      The fat black cat

      crouched on a limb

      of the maple tree

      needle claws

      scratching

      the bark

      menacingly

      then the tail

      whacking

      at the branch

      in warning.

      MARCH 21

      Just as I expected

      my uncle Bill

      is not a big fan

      of Mr. William Carlos Williams.

      Uncle Bill says Mr. WCW

      is a “minor poet”

      and

      a “foe poet”

      (later my dad explained

      he meant faux

      which means “fake”)

      and I said

      “What about the

      ‘so much depends upon’

      poem

      and the plum poems?”

      (which are stuck in my head

      and I can say them from memory)

      and Uncle Bill said

      “Tuh! Overrated, highly

      overrated!”

      And I found myself

      sticking up for

      poor Mr. William Carlos Williams

      and the small ordinary things

      he writes about

      and the small ordinary moments

      that you don’t notice

      until you read his poems

      and Uncle Bill said

      “Small things? Small moments?

      Tuh! Give me LARGE things!

      LARGE moments!

      Give me poems about

      death and dying

      about war and tragedy

      and philosophical metaphors

      give me sonnets

      give me odes . . .”

      blah blah blah

      The only interesting thing

      he said while he was visiting

      was that he is allergic to cats

      and he sneezed a lot just to

      prove it

      and he made us lock Skitter McKitter

      in my room

      and

      when he left, my dad said

      two things.

      First:

      “Sometimes I envy your mom

      not being able to hear”

      and

      Second:

      “If Uncle Bill

      is allergic to cats

      maybe he won’t be able

      to visit us anymore.”

      Ha ha ha.

      MARCH 26

      This is just to say that

      Skitter McKitter

      has run away

      And maybe Uncle Bill

      would say this is not a

      tragedy

      but in our house

      it

      is

      a

      tragedy.

      MARCH 27

      How can you go from

      hating cats

      to loving one cat

      in particular

      one black cat

      one Skitter McKitter cat

      who chases a brown nut

      across the wood floor

      and who trails balls of string

      over chairs and under tables

      and who falls over backwards

      when she is swatting at a plant

      and who leaps in your lap

      and purrrrrrrrrrs

      and who sleeps on your pillow

      curled behind your head

      with one paw on your ear

      and who crawls under the covers

      to nip at your toes

      how can you love a little cat

      so much

      in such a

      short

      short

      time?

      MARCH 28

      Last night my mother

      signed the word C-A-T

      and then tapped

      her heart

      HARD-soft

      HARD-soft

      HARD-soft.

      MARCH 31

      Still no Skitter McKitter.

      We think she got out

      when the plumber

      left the door open.

      I keep thinking about

      Mr. Christopher Myers’

      roaming cat

      and the person in the poem-story

      who says over and over:

      where’s your home, where do you go?

      There is a big

      emptiness

      in our house

      just like there was

      when my dog Sky

      died.

      We’ve looked everywhere

      we’ve called Skitter’s name

      we’ve put out bowls of milk

      but the only cat who

      slurps the milk

      is that other black cat

      that mean fat black cat

      that scratched me.

      I saw it creeping away

      from the milk bowl

      licking its chin

      lazy waddling cat

      flicking its proud tail.

      I hate that cat.

      And more bad news:

      yesterday I received a postcard

      from Mr. Walter Dean Myers

      and on it he said that

      his cat

      DIED.

      He said his cat was old

      and had lived a

      good

      long

      life

      but that he

      misses

      his cat.

      I know what he means.

      Keep your doors

      closed

      so your cats do not

      get

      out

      and if you have any

      old cats

      take good care of them.

      APRIL 2

      Skitter McKitter:

      Here is your home.

      Why did you go?

      APRIL 11

      So much depends upon

      a black kitten

      mewing outside

      your back door.

      Yes, Skitter McKitter is back!

      I heard scratching

      and then howling

      but it didn’t sound like Skitter.

      When I opened the door

      there was the fat black cat

      making a ruckus

      and then I heard a

      softer mewing

      kitten mewing

      Skitter mewing

      and lying there

      beside the door

      was Skitter McKitter

      looking thin

      and bedraggled

      with a gash on one ear

      and a clump of fur missing

      from her neck

      and when I went to reach

      for Skitter

      the fat black cat

      put a paw out

      protectively

      and licked Skitter’s ear

      and then nudged Skitter

      up and into my hands

      and then the fat black cat

      sat there very still—

      silent—

      as I carried Skitter inside.

      I left the door open

      in case the fat black cat

      wanted to come inside too

      but instead the fat black cat

      turned and walked away

      whisking its fat black tail

      whisk whisk.

      I think the fat black cat

      found Skitter McKitter

      and

      saved her

      and brought her

      home.

      I’m sorry I hated that cat.

      When I held Skitter

      in my lap

      and petted her

      she licked my hand

      she licked it


      and licked it

      It tasted good to her

      It tasted good

      to her. It tasted

      good

      to

      her.

      APRIL 18

      THE KITTEN

      (INSPIRED BY MR. ALFRED LORD TENNYSON)

      BY JACK

      She pats the package with padded paws

      and pulls apart the golden gauze

      with her tiny furry jaws.

      Then like an acrobat she leaps

      legs and ribbon in a heap

      tangled round and tangled deep.

      APRIL 25

      THE PURR

      (INSPIRED BY MR. EDGAR ALLAN POE

      AND MY NEW THESAURUS)

      BY JACK

      Hear the kitten with her purr,

      humming purr!

      What a contagious contentment

      her vibrations spur!

      How she hum hum hums

      keeping time time time

      in a sort of thrumming rhyme

      To the murmurabulation of the thrums

      and the hums

      of her purr, purr, purr, purr,

      purr, purr, purr—

      of the humming and the thrumming

      of her purr.

      MAY 2

      Thank you thank you thank you

      for showing me all the books

      of cat poems

      and all the books

      that tell a story

      in

      poems.

      I never knew

      a writer could do that—

      tell a whole story

      in

      poems.

      I already read the one

      by Mr. Robert Cormier

      (alive?)

      and next

      by my bed is

      that dust book by

      Ms. Karen Hesse

      (alive?)

      and underneath that one

      is the Essie and Amber one

      by Ms. Vera B. Williams

     


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