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    Hate That Cat

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      (For true.

      I am not just saying that

      to make you feel good.)

      P.S.S. No I cannot write

      about my mother.

      That would be

      IM-POSS-I-BLE.

      NOVEMBER 27

      Yes, I know

      that all those bad things

      could happen to a dog, too,

      which is why

      I

      don’t

      want

      a

      dog

      either.

      I already had

      a dog

      my dog Sky

      my funny furry

      smiling dog Sky.

      NOVEMBER 30

      It’s strange that now

      when you read a poem to the class

      I hear alliteration popping out

      everywhere.

      I never heard it before

      or maybe I heard the sounds

      but I didn’t know why they were

      sticking in my head.

      Yesterday after you read the eagle poem

      by Mr. Tennyson

      (is he alive?)

      those first two lines stuck stuck stuck

      in my head:

      He clasps the crag with crooked hands

      Close to the sun in lonely lands . . .

      And I could see that eagle

      all day long

      clasping the crag with his crooked hands

      in those lonely lands

      just sitting up there watching

      watching

      before he

      F

      A

      L

      L

      S

      boom like a thunderbolt!

      Does he swoop into the sea

      and snatch a fish?

      Or a little mousie on the hillside?

      Or a creepy cat?

      Sorry. Just kidding.

      DECEMBER 4

      THE DOG

      (INSPIRED BY MR. TENNYSON)

      BY JACK

      He pats the kitten with puffy paws

      near the window draped with gauze

      and yawns and opens up his jaws.

      The wrinkled rug beneath him lies.

      He watches with his big black eyes

      and like a lazy boy he sighs.

      Well.

      At least the dog

      did not

      EAT

      the kitten.

      DECEMBER 6

      Those kittens of yours

      surprised me

      they got so big

      and they are so funny

      (especially for cats)

      and that black one

      with the white spot

      on her forehead

      she fell asleep

      right in my lap

      even though I didn’t

      pet her

      well, only a tiny bit

      and she was purrrrrrrring

      while she slept

      so I think she was happy

      but

      don’t get me wrong

      a dog is still much better

      than a cat.

      DECEMBER 11

      THE RED-HEADED MAILMAN

      (INSPIRED BY MR. WILLIAM CARLOS WILLIAMS)

      BY JACK

      So much depends upon

      a red-headed mailman

      walking up the drive

      holding a blue postcard.

      Did you BELIEVE

      the postcard I brought in?

      Did you BELIEVE

      that Mr. Walter Dean Myers—

      my all-time favorite poet

      who visited our class

      last year—

      that Mr. Walter Dean Myers

      himself

      sent me a postcard?

      I didn’t believe it

      when I saw it.

      I sat right down on the steps

      and read it about fifty times.

      And do you BELIEVE

      That he mentioned his

      C A T ????

      His CAT !

      I love that postcard

      love love love it

      but I’m still a little surprised

      that Mr. Walter Dean Myers

      has a CAT.

      I thought he would have

      a dashing dog

      or maybe a hearty horse.

      It is hard to picture

      Mr. Walter Dean Myers

      with

      a

      CAT.

      DECEMBER 13

      Yes

      I wrote back to

      Mr. Walter Dean Myers.

      I asked him

      why he likes his

      CAT

      so much.

      I asked him

      if he ever thought about

      getting

      a

      DOG.

      DECEMBER 14

      THE BAD BLACK CAT

      I was standing at the

      yellow bus stop

      minding my own business

      when I heard

      mew mew mew

      like it was coming from the sky

      mew mew mew

      and I looked up and saw

      a big black cat

      all fluffy fur and green eyes

      crouched in the tree

      mew mew mew

      and I thought it was stuck

      and so I climbed up the tree

      way up high

      to the skinny branches

      and I leaned way out

      and the bus was coming

      and I leaned out farther

      and grasped the black tail

      of that black cat

      and I was so glad I’d caught it

      I was going to save it

      and it would be so relieved

      and grateful

      and the bus was coming

      and that fat black cat

      leaped BACKWARDS

      onto my head

      and it scratched my ears

      and my neck

      and my face

      and it hissed the most awful

      spitting horrible hisssss

      as it scratch scratch scratched

      with claws as sharp as needles

      and I was bleeding all over the place

      and the cat scrambled across my back

      and onto my legs

      and

      d

      o

      w

      n

      the tree

      while I lay there

      clinging to the branch

      stinging and bleeding

      and the bus

      passed

      right on by.

      I hate that cat.

      DECEMBER 17

      Why did the man

      throw the cat

      out the window?

      He wanted to hear

      it say

      “Me-OW!”

      (I made that up.

      I thought it was very funny

      but maybe you won’t like it.

      I will try to stop saying

      mean things

      about mean cats.)

      DECEMBER 18

      I thought you were kidding

      when you said that

      Mr. Walter Dean Myers’

      grown-up son Christopher

      had written a book called

      Black Cat!

      I felt like

      Mr. Walter Dean Myers’

      whole family

      must be in my brain.

      When you started reading the book—

      Black cat, black cat

      cousin to the concrete

      creeping down our city streets . . .

      —I thought it was going to be about

      a mean cat

      like the mean black cat

      that attacked me.

      All the words were

      singing in my head

      and I was thinking

      Wow, that Mr. Christopher Myers

      knows about alliteration!

      And it turned out not to be

      a m
    ean cat.

      It was a sauntering and sipping

      and dancing and ducking cat

      wandering through the city streets

      just like a kid

      roaming

      and

      poking

      around.

      DECEMBER 19

      I read Black Cat to my mother

      tapping my fingers

      in the rhythm

      like you showed us:

      HARD-soft HARD-soft

      slow and then faster.

      She drew a circle with her finger

      which means again

      so I read it over, tapping

      and then she put her hand up:

      Stop

      and I watched while she tapped

      the same rhythm

      as

      she

      turned

      the

      pages

      HARD-soft HARD-soft

      slow and then faster

      and then she closed the book

      and tapped her heart

      HARD-soft HARD-soft

      slow and then faster.

      DECEMBER 20

      When you put up that one line

      from the eagle poem—

      He clasps the crag with crooked hands

      —and used all those different colored chalks

      to show how Mr. Tennyson

      managed to cram in

      ALLITERATION

      and

      ASSONANCE

      and

      CONSONANCE

      all in one line

      well

      I was impressed

      but that doesn’t mean

      I remember which is which

      and

      I will never be able to do all that stuff

      that Mr. Tennyson does

      and did he know he was doing it

      when he did it?

      I feel stupid.

      I am a bad writer.

      I’m going to quit.

      DECEMBER 21

      Thank you for telling me

      I could FORGET

      those confusing words

      and that it isn’t knowing the words

      that describe writing

      that is important—

      it is the thoughts in our heads

      that are most important

      and that feeling the rhythm

      is even more

      wondrous

      than hearing the rhythm.

      And

      thank you for saying

      I am a genius

      (even though I know

      you are exaggerating).

      JANUARY 3

      THE GIFT

      (INSPIRED BY MR. WILLIAM CARLOS WILLIAMS)

      BY JACK

      So much depends upon

      a black kitten

      in a straw basket

      under the Christmas tree.

      JANUARY 4

      My parents woke me

      so early

      and seemed in a hurry

      to rush me downstairs

      to the Christmas tree blinking

      and

      the fire crackling

      and I didn’t see it right away

      that little straw basket

      tucked to one side

      I was on the floor

      pawing through the packages

      when something moved—

      I thought maybe it was a mouse

      that had crept inside

      and I jumped back

      (not that I am afraid of

      a mouse

      but it wouldn’t be my

      favorite thing

      to encounter in a pile of presents)

      —and then I saw

      a blur of black fur—

      and I thought

      Oh no!

      No no no no!

      It’s the fat black cat!

      But then:

      a pink nose

      tiny black paws

      and blinking sleepy eyes

      a small black fur ball

      not a BIG fat fur ball

      a kitten

      stumbling

      out of the basket

      and wobbling over to me

      and crawling up on my lap

      and licking my pajamas

      and I forgot

      that I hate cats

      as it crawled up onto my chest

      and purrrrrred

      and I was smiiiiiling

      all

      over

      the

      place.

      JANUARY 8

      SO MUCH

      (INSPIRED BY MR. WILLIAM CARLOS WILLIAMS)

      BY JACK

      So much depends upon

      a black kitten

      dotted with white

      beside the photo

      of my yellow dog.

      JANUARY 10

      My is like a .

      I couldn’t think

      of a simile.

      Brain broken.

      Can’t even think of a name

      for the bouncing black kitten

      that’s how broken my brain is.

      I call her Kitty and Mooshie

      and Wiggles and Flopper

      but I don’t have a real name

      for her yet.

      Don’t tell anyone those goofy

      names I use, okay?

      They are embarrassing.

      JANUARY 14

      “The Naming of Cats”

      by Mr. T. S. Eliot

      made me laugh.

      Munkustrap? Bombalurina?

      Jellyrum???

      That Mr. T. S. Eliot

      (is he alive?)

      must like cats.

      And do you think it is

      true

      that cats have their own

      secret names

      that only they know—

      their “ineffable effable”

      names?

      Okay, I will unfreeze my brain

      now

      and write a simile

      but I am warning you:

      it might not be too good.

      The chair in my room

      is like a pleasingly plump momma.

      JANUARY 17

      Go on?

      Tell why that chair

      is like a pleasingly plump momma?

      Hmmmm.

      The chair in my room

      is like a pleasingly plump momma

      big and squishy

      with stuffing poking out.

      It is over there in the corner

      sitting quietly

      silently

      waiting for me

      to come and jump

      in her lap

      and bring

      a book or two

      or a blanket

      when I’m sick.

      That plump momma chair

      just sits there

      waiting for me

      and while she waits

      she looks a little lonely

      to tell you the truth.

      She used to have a dog

      to jump into her lap

      when I wasn’t home

      but all that is left

      of my good yellow dog

      are pieces of his fur

      stuck here and there.

      And now there is a kitten

      but the kitten doesn’t like

      the yellow chair

      half as much

      as she likes

      my pillow.

      JANUARY 24

      After tremendous tugging

      at my broken brain

      I finally dug up a metaphor.

      It’s about the kitten

      (who now has a name:

      Skitter McKitter

      because that’s what she does

      skitter here

      skitter there

      skitter every-every-where).

      Ready? For the metaphor?

      THE BLACK KITTEN

      The black kitten

      is a poet

      L E A P I N G

      from

      line

      to


      line

      sometimes runningrapidly

      sometimes s o o t h i n g s l o w l y

      here and there

      up

      and

      down

      d

      o UP

      w UP

      n UP

      and

      in a silent steady rhythm

      exploring

      all

      the

      tiny

      pieces

      of

      the

      world.

      JANUARY 31

      Well, no

      don’t put it on the board

      because now that I read it again

      it doesn’t make sense.

      I know what I was trying to say

      But I didn’t get it right.

      The kitten is a poet

      it’s something I feel

      but I can’t get it into words.

      A good poet would be able

      to paint, with words,

      things that you can feel

      but don’t know how to say.

      It’s sort of like when

      my mother

      puts one hand on my back

      and one hand on my chest

      to hear me laughing

      or to feel me laughing

      because

      then she understands

      what my laughing

      sounds like and feels like.

      She can see me laugh

      and she can sign the word for

      laugh

      but she cannot hear the laugh.

      Yesterday, she put one hand

      on Skitter’s back

      and one hand on her stomach

      so she could hear the purr.

      I cannot explain a purr

      just like I cannot explain

     


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