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    Pucker Up

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      town, behind the wards?”

      “Well,” Garren cleared his

      throat. “Most of the items she sells aren't

      exactly legal. Thane had to call to make

      an appointment and get directions to her

      place. Since she'll be expecting us, we

      shouldn't have to worry about any booby

      traps.”

      Her eyes grew wide. Booby

      traps? “She sounds stable.” An image of

      a woman decked out in camouflage, war

      paint, and packing an automatic rifle

      flashed in her head.

      The dirt road they had to take to

      get to Irene's cabin was bumpy and

      curvy. The car was already covered in a

      thick layer of dirt, and Garren kept

      moaning in the backseat.

      “If you throw up in this car, I

      will hurt you.” She peeked at him

      through the rearview mirror.

      “I can't help it if I get carsick.

      Being in the front seat usually helps.” He

      rested his head against the side window,

      his eyes closed.

      Thane sighed and lowered the

      map. “Then why didn't you say

      something earlier?”

      “Because somebody had to sit in

      the navigator seat, as if that’s so

      important.” He let out a small groan.

      “Besides, I wouldn’t want to be a

      bother.”

      “Too late,” she said. “Thane, you

      crawl to the back and Garren climb up

      here. I'd rather tolerate you next to me

      than clean up after you.”

      “That doesn't sound safe. Maybe

      you should pull over,” Thane said.

      “Don't be a wuss, Thing. Get

      your ass back here.”

      “Fine. Look out.” He turned

      around in his seat and got on his knees.

      His foot kicked her shoulder when he

      pushed himself over the seat back.

      “Watch it, will ya?” She almost

      ran them off the road when he jarred her,

      but corrected before dumping them in the

      ditch.

      “Sorry.”

      Glancing in the rearview mirror,

      she almost laughed at the sight of

      Thane's legs waving in the air as he

      landed on his face.

      Garren made the transition a lot

      smoother than his stepbrother. He

      squeezed himself between the seats and

      flopped down in the front. Now she had

      Garren sitting next to her with a

      triumphant smile on his face.

      “Feeling better?” she asked.

      “Much.”

      They'd been driving for about an

      hour. She wondered if Thane had got

      them lost when he started yelling. “Right

      there, that huge boulder that looks like a

      foot, turn there.”

      The road was full of exposed

      roots

      and

      rocks

      were

      strewn

      everywhere. They were probably the

      first people to drive this way, ever.

      This Irene lady must not do

      much business.

      Wincing every time she heard a

      rock hit the car, she sent up a silent

      prayer it didn't leave a scratch in the

      paint. After fifteen minutes of bouncing

      in their seats, they hit a dead end.

      She cut off the engine and

      surveyed

      the

      endless

      trees

      that

      surrounded them. “I take it we walk from

      here.”

      “What was your first clue?”

      Garren asked as he climbed out of the

      car.

      The boys stretched out their

      limbs while she inspected the car for any

      damage. Above the right, back wheel

      well was an inch long scratch. Squatting

      down to get a better look, she

      whimpered as she ran her finger along it.

      “There's no need to cry over

      chipped paint,” Garren said, pulling her

      up by her elbow. “Don't worry. I know a

      guy who knows a guy who can fix it.”

      “Great. If I survive, I'll be sure

      to give him a call.”

      Thane was already ahead of

      them, carrying the plastic case he

      brought along. They followed a faint

      trail through the dense trees. The few

      patches of sunlight that managed to shine

      through the canopy overhead warmed

      her skin for the brief moments she

      passed through. She found herself

      walking unconsciously from spot to spot

      to feel the heat in the cool forest.

      The air was thick with the

      distinct aroma of pine needles, like the

      Christmas tree lots that sprang up on

      every vacant lot in November. Picking

      out the perfect tree to display in the

      double wide was her favorite winter

      activity when she was younger. It

      couldn't be too big or they couldn't get it

      through the door without scraping off

      most of the needles. Too small and the

      tree would be drowned out by all the

      ornaments her mom insisted on using.

      “So, Ivy,” Thane said, breaking

      her out of her thoughts. “What's your

      specialty?”

      “My what?” She shook her head

      to bring herself back to reality. Was she

      spacing out of a whole conversation?

      “What kind of magic can you do?

      I've never seen you practice before.”

      Her brows furrowed as she

      kicked a rock out of her path. She'd

      rather get her legs waxed than talk about

      her magic. But she knew Thane well

      enough to know that once he wanted to

      know something, he wouldn't stop

      hounding her until she fessed up.

      “I don't know what to call it. I

      can move stuff around, basically. Pretty

      boring.”

      “Really?” He actually seemed

      impressed. “That's pretty rare.”

      “And useless,” Garren added as

      he strolled behind them. “I can move

      stuff around, too. That's why we have

      hands and feet.”

      She threw a glare over her

      shoulder, not wanting to let on that she

      agreed with him. If she had to be a

      witch, why couldn't she do something

      cool that she could use in a fight, like

      super speed or invisibility? Her magic

      didn't even work right whenever she

      tried to use it, so why bother?

      “But that's only the basics. If you

      train hard, you could control people's

      movements,” Thane said, excitement

      ringing in his voice.

      At first, her pulse raced at the

      thrill of having such power. That would

      definitely be a beneficial skill to have

      when facing an enemy. But, having such

      an advantage was why the Eradicators

      were fighting against magic in the first

      place. Her stomach churned at the

      thought of the hunters. Being a witch was

      more curse than blessing when people

      wanted to kill you because of it.

      “Well, you can have it. I just

      want to go back to the way
    things were

      before.” She needed to change the

      subject. “So, what's in the case?”

      Thane shifted the case to his

      other hand, showing it to her. “Some

      potions Irene's going to sell. We're

      trading them for a case of Goblin

      chocolate.”

      “Okay. I didn't realize you had

      such a sweet tooth.”

      “It's not for me. It's our ticket to

      Califor...”

      The crunching of leaves and

      twigs could be heard a few trees ahead.

      She held her breath to concentrate on the

      noise. Her body tensed, automatically on

      alert. The small dagger she always kept

      strapped to her belt was now in her

      hand. She was prepared for an attack.

      Garren stepped in front of her and Thane

      with his hands held up in front of him.

      She rolled her eyes at his attempt

      to protect them, but since that was his

      main role in their quest, she left him to

      it. After about a minute of standing

      frozen in the middle of the forest, she

      was about to give up when something

      small meandered around one of the trees.

      “It's a chicken,” she said as a

      brown rooster strutted across the ground,

      scratching at the dirt. A few more

      chickens

      followed

      the

      first,

      all

      scrounging around the forest floor for

      breakfast.

      “Why are there chickens out

      here?” Thane asked.

      She moved past Garren to get a

      better look. A neighbor of hers used to

      raise a few varieties and she loved to

      help at feeding time.

      Before she could even get close

      enough to identify what breed they were,

      Garren grabbed her arm and pulled her

      back behind him.

      “What do you think you're doing?

      You don't walk up to wild animals in the

      wilderness.”

      She yanked her arm out of his

      grip. “I'm not stupid. I just want to get a

      better look.” She continued forward,

      Garren a step behind her.

      About ten feet away from the

      birds, the rooster jerked his head up and

      studied them. She slowed her steps, but

      didn't stop.

      The rooster had the brightest red

      feathers she'd ever seen. She needed to

      get closer. Garren touched her shoulder

      just as they passed between two large

      trees. Suddenly, a strange prickly

      sensation washed all over her body. She

      froze.

      “Ivy, will you stop—” Garren

      collided into her, almost knocking her

      over. “Don't move,” he said as he held

      on to her arm, keeping her upright.

      “Don't move,” he shouted to Thane, who

      was still behind them.

      They each held perfectly still,

      waiting for something to happen. Even

      the chickens seemed to stare at them in

      awe. She turned around to look at

      Garren and gasped. His skin grew paler

      and his short black hair shimmered. Her

      own head started to tingle. His eyes

      were wide as he pointed to her. She

      reached up and touched her hair. It was

      no longer curly, but felt odd, soft. “What

      the hell?”

      Her whole body tickled and

      itched. Garren shrunk, his clothes falling

      around him. His eyes were the size of

      half dollars as he gaped at her. “What

      did you do?”

      White feathers popped out of her

      arm. She covered her mouth with her

      hands to keep a scream from escaping

      but found a hard, pointy beak where her

      lips had been. The trees around her

      seemed to grow taller and the ground

      came rushing up. She tried to talk, but

      could only cluck.

      I'm a chicken. I can't believe

      I'm a freakin' chicken!

      A sharp pain hit her arm, or

      wing, and she turned to see a big black

      rooster staring at her.

      What was that for? She pecked

      back.

      He scratched her with his claws.

      She did the same. They fought, kicking

      dirt and debris up all around them,

      feathers flying everywhere. They only

      stopped when the sound of laughter

      filled the air.

      Thane bent over at the waist,

      holding on to his stomach. She strutted

      over to the laughing boy and pecked at

      his legs and arms, anything she could

      reach. This. Isn't. Funny. She punctuated

      each word with a peck to his shin.

      “Ow, stop that.” Thane stood and

      shooed her away. Garren flapped his

      black wings and crowed as he advance

      on Thane, too.

      “Shhh. Do you hear that?” Thane

      asked.

      They stopped attacking Thane

      and

      stood

      still.

      The

      sound

      of

      approaching footsteps grew louder.

      Garren stepped in front of the other two

      and lifted himself up as tall as he could,

      fluffing up his feathers. She rolled her

      eyes, or would've if she was human.

      Being a chicken, it didn't have the same

      effect.

      “I think we got another one,

      Keishka,” a woman's voice said.

      A gigantic gray and white dog

      bounded over from between the trees. It

      stopped a few feet in front of them and

      growled, baring its teeth.

      A minute later, a woman with

      bright red braids came up behind the

      dog. She was bundled up in a thick,

      over-sized green sweater, jeans and fur-

      lined boots. The wrinkles on her face

      betrayed her age, but she had the step of

      a much younger woman. She clutched a

      brown wand in front of her, pointing it at

      Thane's chest. “Who are you?”

      Thane held his hands up in

      surrender. “I'm Thane. I spoke with you

      the other day.”

      Slowly, she let her arm fall to

      her side. Her gaze dropped from Thane

      to the chickens at his feet. Her brow

      furrowed. “They aren't your friends, are

      they?”

      “Yes. Can you fix them?”

      She

      slowly

      nodded

      and

      examined the birds carefully. “This is

      very strange.” She waved her wand over

      Garren and muttered some foreign words

      under her breath. Where a proud black

      rooster stood, a very naked Garren sat.

      Ivy's eyes swept up his body

      from foot to head, until she remembered

      who she was gawking at.

      Ew. She blinked rapidly and

      turned away. She didn't want that image

      burned into her brain.

      “I apologize, the traps I set up

      aren't supposed to go off unless...” Irene

      didn't finish her thought as she spotted

      the pile of Ivy's clothes.

      Fully dressed, Garren stood in

      fro
    nt of little chicken Ivy and waited. “I

      saw you staring at me, Poison Ivy. Now

      it's my turn. Go ahead, lady. Change her

      back.”

      Her tiny chicken heart thrummed

      away in her chest. He's going to see me

      naked! She flapped her wings and

      scurried behind the nearest tree.

      “Oh, no you don't,” Garren said

      as he ran after her. “I showed you mine,

      now you show me yours.”

      Panic choked her as she raced

      around the forest. Thane and Irene joined

      in the chase. No way were they catching

      her.

      “Both of you, stop,” Irene yelled.

      “Follow Keishka to my house, straight

      ahead. I'll help your friend. Alone.”

      Ivy stopped running and watched

      the boys walk away, Garren peeking

      over his shoulders every few seconds.

      Once they were out of sight,

      Irene kneeled before her and sighed.

      “Hold still and I'll get you back to

      normal.” She waved her wand and

      repeated the words she used on Garren

      and soon she was human again.

      She gathered up her clothes and

      dressed quickly, but right before she

      snapped the leather band around her

      wrist, Irene caught her arm.

      The red-headed witch ran her

      thumb over the iridescent tattoo on the

      inside of Ivy's wrist. She yanked her

      hand away and covered it with her

      bracelet. Adrenaline pumped through her

      body as it prepared to fight or run. What

      would Irene do to her, now that she

      knew her secret?

      The older woman regarded her

      for a moment, making her squirm. Her

      blue eyes sparkled as she spoke. “You're

      a witch, right?”

      “So they tell me, though I haven't

      ruled out Super Hero. I would totally

      rock a cape.”

      Irene laughed and put her arm

      around the girl's shoulder. She was

      shorter than her and had to stretch a bit

      to manage it. “You must be Ivy. Are you

      part fae?”

      She scoffed. “No!”

      “Oh.” Irene led her in the same

      direction the others went. “Sorry you

      tripped the wards. If I had known... But,

      of course, how could I?” She squeezed

      her shoulders a little harder. “Living

      alone and outside of Salmagundi's

      wards, I have to protect myself. You, of

      all people, should understand.”

      She did understand. Eradicators

      and other predators hid in the shadows

      just waiting for a chance to take down

      any magical being they came upon. She

      nodded. “That's an interesting spell, but

      why a chicken?”

      “Well, I don't want to kill or hurt

      anyone. I usually take them far away and

      turn them back to normal, after making

     


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