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    Pucker Up

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      permission, not that he'd grant it to her if

      she asked. But, they needed a car.

      “That won't be a problem, will

      it?” Thane asked.

      Hell yes! “No. No problem. We

      just need to make sure we get back

      before Mr. McGregor does.” Or you can

      bury me next to your prince.

      “Hey, trust me. You won't get

      into any trouble with me around,”

      Garren said.

      She was probably going to regret

      hearing those words.

      Thane sat down in his seat and

      pulled out a book from the pile. Garren

      was already seated with his friends

      without so much as a ‘see you later’.

      She dragged herself over to

      Garren's table to take their order.

      “We'll have four burgers, fries,

      and sodas,” Garren said.

      “Wait,” Bonnie said. “I'll have a

      salad instead, ranch dressing on the side,

      no tomatoes, cucumbers— cubed not

      sliced— and a lemon water instead of a

      soda.” She was surprised she didn't

      specify the exact number of croutons she

      wanted and where they should be

      placed.

      “Just catsup on my burger,”

      Keith said.

      “I want everything but lettuce on

      mine.” Morgan smiled before turning

      back to Bonnie.

      “That will be all, wench. You

      may expedite yourself now,” Keith said

      with a wave of his hand.

      “I

      think

      you

      might

      mean

      'extricate',” she said. “You know, you

      should consider sticking to single

      syllable

      words

      before

      you

      hurt

      yourself.”

      As she turned away to scribble

      down the orders, she didn't miss the

      glare Garren threw at her. It wasn't her

      fault his friends were idiots.

      “Hey, Garren. Did you hear

      there's a vampire in town?” Keith asked.

      She paused to eavesdrop while

      covertly doodling on the notepad.

      “Really? How do you know?”

      “My mom checked him into our

      hotel. Says he isn't planning on staying

      long.”

      “Do you think I can meet him?”

      Bonnie asked, way too much excitement

      in her voice.

      Ivy rolled her eyes. Idiot.

      “I don't know. Why?” Keith said.

      “I heard vampire bites are totally

      orgasmic and I've been dying to find out.

      Since they rarely come here, this might

      be the only chance I get.”

      Ivy was surprised that she hadn’t

      seen any vampires in Salmagundi when

      she first arrived, especially with the

      Eradicators cutting their numbers down

      more and more every year.

      “Are you insane?” Garren asked.

      “Have you ever been bitten by anything

      before? It doesn't feel good.”

      “Besides,”

      Morgan

      added,

      “You’re the wrong type of human.

      Vampires can't drink from witches, only

      Banes. Something about our magic

      making them sick.”

      “I know, but couldn’t hurt to

      offer, right?” Bonnie said.

      Unable to stomach anymore of

      their asinine conversation, Ivy continued

      on her way to the kitchen. She'd be

      doing evolution a favor if she got

      herself eaten by a vampire.

      She leaned into the kitchen

      window and read her order to the chef.

      “I need a hockey puck, painted red. Burn

      one and pin a rose on it. Walk a cow

      through the garden and one cow feed

      with the ranch in the alley.” The best

      part about working there was the diner

      lingo.

      Leaning back against the wall,

      she closed her eyes. Her feet and back

      were aching, and her eyelids felt twenty

      pounds heavier. Despite being desperate

      for money, she was about to ask Chef

      Bob for the rest of the night off when

      Keith waved her over.

      She walked up as he pounded the

      bottom of the catsup bottle. “It's stuck,”

      he said.

      You don’t say.

      Before she could take the bottle

      from him, he gave it one last hard whack

      and shot the contents all over her

      uniform. She looked like she'd been

      stabbed in the gut.

      She was mortified when not only

      their

      table,

      but

      the

      surrounding

      customers started laughing. Clenching

      her jaw to keep herself from either

      crying or beating the crap out of him, she

      retreated to the kitchen to clean up.

      She grabbed a towel and

      furiously swiped at the red blob. “Stupid

      people, stupid diner, stupid… life.” She

      tossed the rag on the counter. Her

      anxiety rose higher as she stared at the

      stain on her clothes. Closing her eyes,

      she started counting to calm herself

      down. One, Two, three—

      “Hey, what do you do for an

      encore?”

      She spun around and came face

      to face with Garren. “What do you

      want?” She didn't even try to hide the

      irritation in her voice.

      “We need more catsup.”

      Four, five, six...

      “Lighten up, it was a joke,” he

      said with a little laugh.

      “You know what? Why don't you

      stay here with your friends next

      weekend? Thane and I are perfectly

      capable of taking care of ourselves and

      finding,” she lowered her voice to a

      whisper, “you know who.”

      “Nice try, but you’re not getting

      rid of me that easily.” He leaned against

      the counter right next to her. “You know,

      Ivy, we need to work together or we

      could get into some big trouble. Truce?”

      He held out his hand.

      She grabbed his hand and flipped

      it over, exposing his palm. Nope, no spit

      or anything else equally disgusting.

      Could this be real?

      “I’m serious. No more pranks.”

      He was right. They couldn’t be

      distracted with their ongoing rivalry or

      Eradicators would take them out easily.

      Reluctantly, she shook his hand.

      He smiled and patted her on the

      shoulder. “Great. Of course, as soon as

      this is all over,” he said as he backed

      out of the kitchen, “you’re going down.”

      *****

      Finally, her shift was over and

      she was free. At this time of night, the

      trip back to the boarding house was

      always quiet. Breathing in the cool night

      air and coasting on her skateboard under

      the stars was the perfect way to let all

      her tension go. And tonight, she had a lot

      of it.

      About half-way home, the fine

      hairs on the back of her neck stood on


      end. A feeling of being watched prickled

      her skin. She slowed down as she

      searched all around her, but found no

      one.

      Maybe it's that vampire. She

      shook

      her

      head. Now I'm being

      paranoid. Her right wrist burned under

      the leather strap more intensely than it

      had in over a year. Out of instinct, she

      reached back to grab the dagger she

      usually kept on her at all times. It wasn’t

      there, of course; no place to keep it on

      her uniform. Not that it would do much

      damage to a vampire— that required a

      wooden stake to the heart. At least she

      knew she wasn’t in any danger of being

      turned into a bloodsucker. Not just

      because the magic that made vampires

      who they were couldn’t live with her

      own magic, but because, like bees, only

      queens could create more vampires. And

      there were no more queens. And after

      her total beat down by Mr. McGregor

      the other night, her confidence was still

      waning.

      Gliding on her skateboard, she

      strained to detect any signs of danger,

      but the only sound was the click-

      clacking of her wheels over the

      sidewalk lines. In fact, the lack of noise

      was unsettling. Being surrounded by

      forests usually meant being serenaded by

      various nocturnal creatures. She pushed

      faster.

      As the lights of the boarding

      house came into view, she relaxed her

      shoulders a bit knowing she was almost

      home.

      The burning increased. There

      was

      definitely

      something

      there;

      something unnatural and getting closer.

      Her heart was beating a tattoo in her

      ears. She skated home as fast as she

      could, her foot slapping the pavement

      with every push. Finally reaching the

      house, she hopped off her board and

      plowed through the small, wire gate

      leading to the walk-way. A tingle grazed

      the back of her neck as if she narrowly

      escaped being grabbed. Running up the

      front steps, she didn't even glance

      backwards as she yanked the door open

      and slammed it shut behind her.

      She peeked out of the side

      window. No one was there. Maybe I

      imagined it. Slumping against the door,

      she concentrated on slowing her

      breathing. Mr. McGregor stood before

      her, staring with one eyebrow raised.

      Not wanting him to think she was

      going insane, she glanced down at her

      watch and smiled. “Beat my best time by

      thirty seconds.”

      He shook his head and walked

      into the parlor to finish his drink.

      After she calmed down, she

      pushed away from the door and trod

      upstairs. The pain in her wrist faded. If

      only there was a way to remove the

      damn mark before it went off again. She

      barely had time to change into her

      pajamas before she fell face first into

      her soft bed and groaned.

      This freakin' town is going to

      kill me one day.

      Chapter 5

      “You're not ready yet?” Garren

      eyed Ivy in her pajama bottoms and t-

      shirt before he pushed past her, letting

      himself in. He was dressed for a hike in

      jeans and boots, but his ever-present

      cologne filled the entryway. Strands of

      his black hair hung over his eyes in a

      purposely styled way.

      She stifled a yawn as she glared

      at his back. Good morning to you, too.

      She had just crawled out of bed when

      they knocked at the door way too early

      in the morning. Thane skirted around her

      with an apologetic smile.

      She followed them into the

      parlor. Most of the mess from her

      skirmish with Mr. McGregor had been

      cleaned up, but the crack in the wall

      remained. Even the nefarious grape juice

      stain mocked her from underneath

      Garren's chair.

      Thane was glossing over all the

      titles on the bookshelf opposite the fire

      place. Those had been a pain to put back

      in order, according to Danny. It was the

      least he could do to help her out.

      “Make yourselves comfortable

      and I'll be right back. Just don't touch

      anything too much.” She spun around to

      climb the stairs and ran into a freshly

      made-up Athena.

      “Who's here?” The blonde

      peered around Ivy's shoulder to look in

      the next room.

      “It's my cousin and...” She wasn't

      sure how to describe Garren. “Anyway,

      can you keep them occupied while I get

      cleaned up?”

      A smile crept over Athena's face

      as she caught sight of Garren drumming

      his thumbs on the arms of the chair. “No

      problem. Take your time.” She tossed

      her hair back and sashayed into the

      room. Ivy wasn't sure whom she felt

      sorrier for, the prey or the predator.

      When she bounded back down

      the stairs, all clean and wide awake, she

      found Athena and Garren getting cozy on

      the love seat. The blonde ran her fingers

      along his arm, gushing about how she

      just loved hockey. The woman couldn't

      tell the difference between the goalie

      and the puck, but she was a big fan.

      Over at the writing desk, Thane

      was explaining something to Danny from

      of one of Mr. McGregor's books. The

      young werewolf's smile brightened as he

      absorbed every word.

      She cleared her throat when she

      entered. Unable to watch Danny while

      Mr. McGregor was out today, she

      needed back up.

      “Can I talk to you for a minute?”

      she asked Athena. Leading her into the

      kitchen, with Danny trailing behind, she

      got right to the point. “We're going on a

      little trip and I need you to stay home

      today to keep an eye on Danny while Mr.

      McGregor's out of town.”

      “I don't need no babysitter!”

      “Of course you don't,” she said

      to Danny. “So, can you do that for me?”

      she asked Athena.

      “What's in it for me?” Athena

      crossed her arms over her chest, a put-

      upon expression on her face.

      She should've known it wouldn't

      be easy. “What do you want?”

      “A hundred bucks.”

      “Fifty.”

      “Seventy-five.”

      “Deal.” Turning to walk away,

      she added quickly, “Oh, and I'm taking

      Mr. McGregor's car.”

      “You are, are you?” Athena said.

      “I didn't think grand theft auto was your

      style. I must be rubbing off on you.”

      “It's not. You're not. And Mr.

      McGregor won't find out, will he?”

      “For another twenty-five bucks,

      his car was parke
    d out back the whole

      time, if he asks,” Athena said with a

      smug smile.

      Ivy sighed. “Fine.” The list of

      people demanding money from her was

      growing fast.

      “Yeah, me, too. Give me money

      and I won't say nothin' either,” Danny

      said.

      “What?

      You

      owe

      me,

      remember?” She glared at him until he

      backed down.

      “Oh, yeah.” At least he had the

      decency to look ashamed for trying to

      extort money from her.

      “Just make sure you have the car

      back before he gets home. I won't tell

      him you took it, but twenty-five dollars

      doesn't buy my confession, either,”

      Athena said as she led Danny out of the

      kitchen.

      Ivy's hand hovered over the car

      keys hanging on the hook by the back

      door. Stomach clenched, she gripped

      them in her fist and lifted them free. The

      keys felt like a two ton weight in her

      hand.

      Please, let us get back before

      Mr. McGregor .

      “If we're going, let's go,” she

      yelled before heading out the door. The

      sooner they left, the sooner she could get

      back and hide any evidence that she

      borrowed the car.

      “Shotgun,” Garren yelled as he

      stomped down the back steps.

      Thane opened the front car door

      and leaned the seat forward. “I believe

      that since I have the map, I should sit in

      the navigator's position, or front

      passenger seat, if you will.”

      She watched with glee as Garren

      frowned and crammed himself into the

      backseat of Mr. McGregor's classic red

      1965 Mustang Fastback.

      “All right, let's go over the rules.

      No eating, drinking, or getting the car

      messy in any way. It needs to look

      exactly as it is now when we get back,

      or I'm dead.”

      Garren sputtered. “Exaggerate

      much?”

      “Just keep it clean, okay?” She

      took a deep breath and turned on the

      ignition. Lord have mercy on my soul.

      As they drove out of town, they

      past a sign that read, “You are now

      leaving Salmagundi. Have a nice day.”

      She snorted. They were leaving the

      protection of the wards behind them,

      exposing themselves to any nearby

      Eradicator that might sense them, but

      they should remember to have nice day.

      She locked her door.

      “Why are we risking getting

      killed to see this Irene chick?” she

      asked.

      Thane took his nose out of the

      map and set it on his lap. “Irene is the

      only Charms Mistress within a thousand

      miles. Everything we need for our trip,

      she sells.”

      “But why isn't her store back in

     


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