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    The Paradise of Bachelors and the Tartarus of Maids

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      ways, more or less, machinery of this ponderous,

      elaborate sort strikes, in some moods, strange

      dread into the human heart, as some living,

      panting Behemoth might. But what made the

      thing I saw so specially terrible to me was the

      metallic necessity, the unbudging fatality which

      governed it. Though, here and there, I could

      not follow the thin, gauzy vail of pulp in the

      course of its more mysterious or entirely invis-

      ible advance, yet it was indubitable that, at

      those points where it eluded me, it still marched

      on in unvarying docility to the autocratic cun-

      ning of the machine. A fascination fastened

      on me. I stood spell-bound and wandering in

      my soul. Before my eyes -- there, passing in

      slow procession along the wheeling cylinders, I

      seemed to see, glued to the pallid incipience of

      the pulp, the yet more pallid faces of all the

      pallid girls I had eyed that heavy day. Slowly,

      mournfully, beseechingly, yet unresistingly, they

      gleamed along, their agony dimly outlined on

      the imperfect paper, like the print of the tor-

      mented face on the handkerchief of Saint Ve-

      ronica.

      "Halloa! the heat of the room is too much

      for you," cried Cupid, staring at me.

      "No -- I am rather chill, if any thing."

      "Come out, Sir — out -- out," and, with the

      protecting air of a careful father, the precocious

      lad hurried me outside.

      In a few moments, feeling revived a little, I

      went into the folding-room -- the first room I

      had entered, and where the desk for transacting

      business stood, surrounded by the blank count-

      ers and blank girls engaged at them.

      "Cupid here has led me a strange tour," said

      I to the dark-complexioned man before men-

      tioned, whom I had ere this discovered not only

      to be an old bachelor, but also the principal pro-

      prietor. "Yours is a most wonderful factory.

      Your great machine is a miracle of inscrutable

      intricacy."

      "Yes, all our visitors think it so. But we

      don't have many. We are in a very out-of-the-

      way corner here. Few inhabitants, too. Most

      of our girls come from far-off villages."

      "The girls," echoed I, glancing round at their

      silent forms. " Why is it, Sir, that in most factories,

      female operatives, of whatever age, are

      indiscriminately called girls, never women?"

      "Oh! as to that -- why, I suppose, the fact

      of their being generally unmarried -- that's the

      reason, I should think. But it never struck

      me before. For our factory here, we will not

      have married women; they are apt to be off-

      and-on too much. We want none but steady

      workers: twelve hours to the day, day after day,

      through the three hundred and sixty-five days,

      excepting Sundays, Thanksgiving, and Fast-

      days. That's our rule. And so, having no

      married women, what females we have are

      rightly enough called girls."

      "Then these are all maids," said I, while

      some pained homage to their pale virginity made

      me involuntarily bow.

      "All maids."

      Again the strange emotion filled me.

      "Your cheeks look whitish yet, Sir," said the

      man, gazing at me narrowly. "You must be

      careful going home. Do they pain you at all

      now? It's a bad sign, if they do."

      "No doubt, Sir," answered I, "when once I

      have got out of the Devil's Dungeon, I shall

      feel them mending."

      "Ah, yes; the winter air in valleys, or gorges,

      or any sunken place, is far colder and more bit-

      ter than elsewhere. You would hardly believe

      it now, but it is colder here than at the top of

      Woedolor Mountain."

      "I dare say it is, Sir. But time presses me;

      I must depart."

      With that, remuffling myself in dread-naught

      and tippet, thrusting my hands into my huge

      seal-skin mittens, I sallied out into the nipping

      air, and found poor Black, my horse, all cring-

      ing and doubled up with the cold.

      Soon, wrapped in furs and meditations, I as-

      cended from the Devil's Dungeon.

      At the Black Notch I paused, and once more

      bethought me of Temple-Bar. Then, shooting

      through the pass, all alone with inscrutable na-

      ture, I exclaimed -- Oh! Paradise of Bachelors!

      and oh! Tartarus of Maids!

     

     

     



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