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    The Paradise of Bachelors and the Tartarus of Maids

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      wrapped personage passed, making for the fac-

      tory door, and spying him coming, the girl rapid-

      ly closed the other one.

      "Is there no horse-shed here, Sir?"

      "Yonder, to the wood-shed," he replied, and

      disappeared inside the factory.

      With much ado I managed to wedge in horse

      and pung between the scattered piles of wood

      all sawn and split. Then, blanketing my horse,

      and piling my buffalo on the blanket's top, and

      tucking in its edges well around the breast-band

      and breeching, so that the wind might not strip

      him bare, I tied him fast, and ran lamely for the

      factory door, stiff with frost, and cumbered with

      my driver's dread-naught.

      Immediately I found myself standing in a

      spacious, intolerably lighted by long rows

      of windows, focusing inward the snowy scene

      without.

      At rows of blank-looking counters sat rows

      of blank-looking girls, with blank, white folders

      in their blank hands, all blankly folding blank

      paper.

      In one corner stood some huge frame of

      ponderous iron, with a vertical thing like a pis-

      ton periodically rising and falling upon a heavy

      wooden block. Before it -- its tame minister --

      stood a tall girl, feeding the iron animal with

      half-quires of rose-hued note paper, which, at

      every downward dab of the piston-like machine,

      received in the corner the impress of a wreath

      of roses. I looked from the rosy paper to the

      pallid cheek, but said nothing.

      Seated before a long apparatus, strung with

      long, slender strings like any harp, another girl

      was feeding it with foolscap sheets, which, so

      soon as they curiously traveled from her on the

      cords, were withdrawn at the opposite end of

      the machine by a second girl. They came to

      the first girl blank; they went to the second

      girl ruled.

      I looked upon the first girl's brow, and saw it

      was young and fair; I looked upon the second

      girl's brow, and saw it was ruled and wrinkled.

      Then, as I still looked, the two -- for some small

      variety to the monotony -- changed places; and

      where had stood the young, fair brow, now stood

      the ruled and wrinkled one.

      Perched high upon a narrow platform, and

      still higher upon a high stool crowning it, sat

      another figure serving some other iron animal;

      while below the platform sat her mate in some

      sort of reciprocal attendance.

      Not a syllable was breathed. Nothing was

      heard but the low, steady, overruling hum of

      the iron animals. The human voice was ban-

      ished from the spot. Machinery -- that vaunted

      slave of humanity -- here stood menially served

      by human beings, who served mutely and cring-

      ingly as the slave serves the Sultan. The girls

      did not so much seem accessory wheels to the

      general machinery as mere cogs to the wheels.

      All this scene around me was instantaneously

      taken in at one sweeping glance -- even before I

      had proceeded to unwind the heavy fur tippet

      from around my neck. But as soon as this fell

      from me the dark-complexioned man, standing

      close by, raised a sudden cry, and seizing my

      arm, dragged me out into the open air, and

      without pausing for word instantly caught up

      some congealed snow and began rubbing both

      my cheeks.

      "Two white spots like the whites of your

      eyes," he said; "man, your cheeks are frozen."

      "That may well be," muttered I; "'tis some

      wonder the frost of the Devil's Dungeon strikes

      in no deeper. Rub away."

      Soon a horrible, tearing pain caught at my

      reviving cheeks. Two gaunt blood-hounds, one

      on each side, seemed mumbling them. I seemed

      Actæon.

      Presently, when all was over, I re-entered

      the factory, made known my business, con-

      cluded it satisfactorily, and then begged to be

      conducted throughout the place to view it.

      "Cupid is the boy for that," said the dark-

      complexioned man. "Cupid!" and by this

      odd fancy-name calling a dimpled, red-cheeked,

      spirited-looking, forward little fellow, who was

      rather impudently, I thought, gliding about

      among the passive-looking girls -- like a gold

      fish through hueless waves -- yet doing nothing

      in particular that I could see, the man bade

      him lead the stranger through the edifice.

      "Come first and see the water-wheel," said

      this lively lad, with the air of boyishly-brisk

      importance.

      Quitting the folding-room, we crossed some

      damp, cold boards, and stood beneath a area

      wet shed, incessantly showering with foam, like

      the green barnacled bow of some East India-

      man in a gale. Round and round here went the

      enormous revolutions of the dark colossal water-

      wheel, grim with its one immutable purpose.

      "This sets our whole machinery a-going, Sir

      in every part of all these buildings; where the

      girls work and all."

      I looked, and saw that the turbid waters of

      Blood River had not changed their hue by com-

      ing under the use of man.

      "You make only blank paper; no printing

      of any sort, I suppose? All blank paper, don't

      you?"

      "Certainly; what else should a paper-factory

      make?"

      The lad here looked at me as if suspicious

      of my common-sense.

      "Oh, to be sure!" said I, confused and stam-

      mering; "it only struck me as so strange that

      red waters should turn out pale chee -- paper, I

      mean."

      He took me up a wet and rickety stair to a

      great light room, furnished with no visible thing

      but rude, manger-like receptacles running all

      round its sides; and up to these mangers, like

      so many mares haltered to the rack, stood rows

      of girls. Before each was vertically thrust up

      a long, glittering scythe, immovably fixed at

      bottom to the manger-edge. The curve of the

      scythe, and its having no snath to it, made it

      look exactly like a sword. To and fro, across

      the sharp edge, the girls forever dragged long

      strips of rags, washed white, picked from baskets

      at one side; thus ripping asunder every seam,

      and converting the tatters almost into lint. The

      air swam with the fine, poisonous particles, which

      from all sides darted, subtilely, as motes in sun-

      beams, into the lungs.

      "This is the rag-room," coughed the boy.

      "You find it rather stifling here," coughed I,

      in answer; " but the girls don't cough."

      "Oh, they are used to it."

      "Where do you get such hosts of rags?" pick-

      ing up a handful from a basket.

      "Some from the country round about; some

      from far over sea -- Leghorn and London."

      "'Tis not unlikely, then," murmured I, "that

      among these heaps of rags there may be some


      old shirts, gathered from the dormitories of the

      Paradise of Bachelors. But the buttons are all

      dropped off. Pray, my lad, do you ever find

      any bachelor's buttons hereabouts?"

      "None grow in this part of the country. The

      Devil's Dungeon is no place for flowers."

      "Oh! you mean the flowers so called -- the

      Bachelor's Buttons?"

      "And was not that what you asked about?

      Or did you mean the gold bosom-buttons of our

      boss, Old Bach, as our whispering girls all call

      him?"

      "The man, then, I saw below is a bachelor,

      is he?"

      "Oh, yes, he's a Bach."

      "The edges of those swords, they are turned

      outward from the girls, if I see right; but their

      rags and fingers fly so, I can not distinctly see."

      "Turned outward."

      Yes, murmured I to myself; I see it now;

      turned outward, and each erected sword is

      so borne, edge-outward, before each girl. If

      my reading fails me not, just so, of old, con-

      demned state-prisoners went from the hall of

      judgment to their doom: an officer before, bear-

      ing a sword, its edge turned outward, in signif-

      icance of their fatal sentence. So, through con-

      sumptive pallors of this blank, raggy life, go

      these white girls to death.

      "Those scythes look very sharp," again turn-

      ing toward the boy.

      "Yes; they have to keep them so. Look!"

      That moment two of the girls, dropping their

      rags, plied each a whet-stone up and down the

      sword-blade. My unaccustomed blood curdled

      at the sharp shriek of the tormented steel.

      Their own executioners; themselves whetting

      the very swords that slay them; meditated I.

      "What makes those girls so sheet-white, my lad?"

      "Why" -- with a roguish twinkle, pure igno-

      rant drollery, not knowing heartlessness -- "I

      suppose the handling of such white bits of sheets

      all the time makes them so sheety."

      "Let us leave the rag-room now, my lad."

      More tragical and more inscrutably mysteri-

      ous than any mystic sight, human or machine,

      throughout the factory, was the strange inno-

      cence of cruel-heartedness in this usage-hard-

      ened boy.

      "And now," said he, cheerily, "I suppose

      you want to see our great machine, which cost

      us twelve thousand dollars only last autumn.

      That's the machine that makes the paper, too.

      This way, Sir."

      Following him, I crossed a large, bespattered

      place, with two great round vats in it, full of a

      white, wet, woolly-looking stuff, not unlike the

      albuminous part of an egg, soft-boiled.

      "There," said Cupid, tapping the vats care-

      lessly, "these are the first beginnings of the

      paper; this white pulp you see. Look how it

      swims bubbling round and round, moved by the

      paddle here. From hence it pours from both

      vats into that one common channel yonder; and

      so goes, mixed up and leisurely, to the great

      machine. And now for that."

      He led me into a room, stifling with a strange,

      blood-like, abdominal heat, as if here, true

      enough, were being finally developed the germ-

      inous particles lately seen.

      Before me, rolled out like some long East-

      ern manuscript, lay stretched one continuous

      length of iron frame-work -- multitudinous and

      mystical, with all sorts of rollers, wheels, and

      cylinders, in slowly-measured and unceasing

      motion.

      "Here first comes the pulp now," said Cupid,

      pointing to the nighest end of the machine.

      "See; first it pours out and spreads itself upon

      this wide, sloping board; and then -- look --

      slides, thin and quivering, beneath the first

      roller there. Follow on now, and see it as it

      slides from under that to the next cylinder.

      There; see how it has become just a very little

      less pulpy now. One step more, and it grows

      still more to some slight consistence. Still an-

      other cylinder, and it is so knitted -- though as

      yet mere dragon-fly wing -- that it forms an air-

      bridge here, like a suspended cobweb, between

      two more separated rollers; and flowing over

      the last one, and under again, and doubling

      about there out of sight for a minute among all

      those mixed cylinders you indistinctly see, it

      reappears here, looking now at last a little less

      like pulp and more like paper, but still quite

      delicate and defective yet awhile. But -- a lit-

      tle further onward, Sir, if you please -- here

      now, at this further point, it puts on something

      of a real look, as if it might turn out to be some-

      thing you might possibly handle in the end.

      But it's not yet done, Sir. Good way to travel

      yet, and plenty more of cylinders must roll it."

      "Bless my soul!" said I, amazed at the elon-

      gation, interminable convolutions, and deliber-

      ate slowness of the machine; "it must take a

      long time for the pulp to pass from end to end,

      and come out paper."

      "Oh! not so long," smiled the precocious

      lad, with a superior and patronizing air; "only

      nine minutes. But look; you may try it for

      yourself. Have you a bit of paper? Ah! here's

      a bit on the floor. Now mark that with any

      word you please, and let me dab it on here, and

      we'll see how long before it comes out at the

      other end."

      "Well, let me see," said I, taking out my

      pencil; "come, I'll mark it with your name."

      Bidding me take out my watch, Cupid adroit-

      ly dropped the inscribed slip on an exposed part

      of the incipient mass.

      Instantly my eye marked the second-hand on

      my dial-plate.

      Slowly I followed the slip, inch by inch;

      sometimes pausing for full half a minute as it

      disappeared beneath inscrutable groups of the

      lower cylinders, but only gradually to emerge

      again; and so, on, and on, and on -- inch by

      inch; now in open sight, sliding along like a

      freckle on the quivering sheet, and then again

      wholly vanished; and so, on, and on, and on --

      inch by inch; all the time the main sheet grow-

      ing more and more to final firmness -- when, sud-

      denly, I saw a sort of paper-fall, not wholly un-

      like a water-fall; a scissory sound smote my

      ear, as of some cord being snapped, and down

      dropped an unfolded sheet of perfect foolscap,

      with my "Cupid" half faded out of it, and still

      moist and warm.

      My travels were at an end, for here was the

      end of the machine.

      "Well, how long was it ?" said Cupid.

      "Nine minutes to a second," replied I, watch

      in hand.

      "I told you so."

      For a moment a curious emotion filled me,

      not wholly unlike that which one might experi-

      ence at the fulfillment of some mysterious proph-

      ecy. But how absurd, thought I again; t
    he

      thing is a mere machine, the essence of which

      is unvarying punctuality and precision.

      Previously absorbed by the wheels and cylin-

      ders, my attention was now directed to a sad-

      looking woman standing by.

      "That is rather an elderly person so silently

      tending the machine-end here. She would not

      seem wholly used to it either."

      "Oh," knowingly whispered Cupid, through

      the din, "she only came last week. She was a

      nurse formerly. But the business is poor in

      these parts, and she's left it. But look at the

      paper she is piling there."

      "Ay, foolscap," handling the piles of moist,

      warm sheets, which continually were being de-

      livered into the woman's waiting hands. "Don't

      you turn out any thing but foolscap at this ma-

      chine?"

      "Oh, sometimes, but not often, we turn out

      finer work -- cream-laid and royal sheets, we

      call them. But foolscap being in chief demand,

      we turn out foolscap most."

      It was very curious. Looking at that blank

      paper continually dropping, dropping, dropping,

      my mind ran on in wonderings of those strange

      uses to which those thousand sheets eventually

      would be put. All sorts of writings would be

      writ on those now vacant things -- sermons, law-

      yers' briefs, physicians' prescriptions, love-let-

      ters, marriage certificates, bills of divorce, regis-

      ters of births, death-warrants, and so on, without

      end. Then, recurring back to them as they here

      lay all blank, I could not but bethink me of that

      celebrated comparison of John Locke, who, in

      demonstration of his theory that man had no

      innate ideas, compared the human mind at birth

      to a sheet of blank paper; something destined

      to be scribbled on, but what sort of characters

      no soul might tell.

      Pacing slowly to and fro along the involved

      machine, still humming with its play, I was

      struck as well by the inevitability as the evolve-

      ment-power in all its motions.

      "Does that thin cobweb there," said I, point-

      ing to the sheet in its more imperfect stage,

      "does that never tear or break? It is marvel-

      ous fragile, and yet this machine it passes

      through is so mighty."

      "It never is known to tear a hair's point."

      "Does it never stop -- get clogged?"

      "No. It must go. The machinery makes it

      go just so; just that very way, and at that very

      pace you there plainly see it go. The pulp

      can't help going."

      Something of awe now stole over me, as I

      gazed upon this inflexible iron animal. Al-

     


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