feelings (cheap), 1
feelings (shop-soiled), 1
feet, big white, 1
feet, enormous, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6
feet, like flippers, 1
Feldman, Morton, 1
feline women, sex with (kidneys talking), 1
fellow hobbyists, 1, 2
Fenric Wolves, The, 1
feral child, 1
Ferris wheel, 1
fifteen (minutes), 1
fifty (per cent), 1
fifty-nine, 1
figure of the writer, the, 1
final recording, the, 1
Finlay, Ian Hamilton, 1
Finsbury Park, London, 1
Fire Engines, The, 1
fireflies (in Airdrie), 1
First Hegemony of the Pussying Father, 1
first morning on earth, resemblance to, 1, 2
first summer after high school, the, 1
fish hooks, 1
fish out of water, 1
fishers of men, 1
five (-foot-high black hole), 1
five (foot one), 1
five (hours), 1
five (pounds), 1, 2
Five Keys, The, 1
flashbacks, 1
flat(s), abandoned, 1
flat(s), grim, 1
flat(s), modern, 1, 2
‘Flood Water Blues’, 1
Fluxus, 1
flyers, wad of, 1
Flying V (guitar), 1
foetus, 1
fog, 1, 2, 3, 4
foibles, zero, 1
footnote (now), 1
footprints, enormous, 1
‘For the Good Times’, 1
forehead (regal), 1
forever, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11
formal European romance, 1
Forrest Street, Airdrie, 1, 2, 3, 4
forty-five (degrees), 1, 2
forty-five (minutes), 1, 2
foul bread and beer (presiding demons of the east), 1
fountain in Kelvingrove Park (fucked for years), 1
fourteen (years old), 1, 2
Frankenstein, 1
freakbeat, 1
freaks, 1, 2
freckly complexion, 1
free jazz, 1, 2, 3
free jazz (German), 1
free vegetables, 1
French new wave movies, 1
fried breakfast (stale), 1
Fripp & Eno, 1
frog, leaping mechanical, 1
frog face, 1
frog torturers, 1
from out of no history, 1
fuck knows, 1
fuck off, you geek, 1
fuck off, you loser, 1
Fucked in no way, 1
fucking Atlas come to smother the world, 1
fucking barbarians, 1
fucking black box, 1
fucking cannibals, 1
fucking choirboys, 1
fucking concrete house with four windows, 1
fucking decapitate me, man, 1
fucking Dion and the Belmonts, 1
fucking Holocaust memorial, 1
fucking inflatable nightmare, 1
fucking instant hamburgers, 1
fucking job like a jail sentence, 1
fucking National Lampoon, 1
fucking skint, 1
fucking slugs, 1
fucking social experiment, 1
fucking Space Invader, 1
fucking think about it, 1
fucking top hat, 1
fucking Watts Towers, 1
fucking white leather trousers, 1
Fun House, 1, 2
funeral pace, 1
furnishings, drab, 1
Futura, 1
future, chosen representative of, 1
gah, gah, gah …, 1
Gala Day, 1, 2
Gallic tongue, 1
game of moments, 1
Gamma Productions, 1
Gang of Four, 1
gangsters (see also: toughs; hoods), 1
gaps in continuity, 1
garden, back, 1, 2, 3, 4
garden, rock, 1
gardening, 1, 2, 3
gardens, overgrown, 1
Gare de Lyon, Paris, France, 1
Gare du Nord, Paris, France, 1
garrotte, 1
Gartlea, Airdrie, 1, 2, 3
Gartlea Gallery of Geomancy and Geographic Speculation (G.G.G.G.S.), 1
garlic, romantic and sophisticated, 1
Gartness, Airdrie, 1, 2
gay magazine, 1
gay speculation, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7
gays, subterranean, 1
Gaza Strip, the, 1
GBH, 1
genitals = beasts of burden with heavy eyes, 1
genitals = elephants, 1
genius, as accidental, 1
genius, as plain fucking wrong, 1
genocidal conflict (phantom), 1
George Square, Glasgow, 1, 2, 3
German history, 1
ghost(s), come back to the scene of their own murder, 1
ghost galleon, 1
ghost movie, 1
ghost story, 1, 2
ghoul, would-be, 1
Gibson, Mel, 1
giggling (over a sandwich), 1
gin, 1
Ginsberg, Allen, 1, 2, 3
girlfriend, bitchy, 1
girls, walking past, 1
giro, 1
Giuffre, Jimmy, 1
Give Us Sorrow/Give Us Rope, 1
glacier water (as blue as), 1
Glasgow, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30, 31, 32
Glasgow Green, 1, 2
Glasgow Technical College, 1
Glasgow University, 1
Glasgow University Union, 1
glass bottle (up the ass), 1
glutinous, 1
go-go dress (short black-and-white), 1
‘God Moves On the Water’, 1
godforsaken hellhole, 1
gods, the inscrutable way of, 1
Gogol, Nikolai, 1, 2
‘Goin’ Down to the River’, 1
going nowhere, 1
Golden Dawn, 1
Gor (books), 1
Gorgon (in a snooker club), 1
Gothic fantasies, 1
grace, definition of, 1
grace, suspended, 1
Grahamshill Avenue, Airdrie, 1, 2
Grahamshill Street, Airdrie, 1
Granada, Spain, 1
Grant, Kenneth, 1
grass (see also: marijuana), 1, 2
grass bags, 1
Grateful Dead, The, 1
gratitude, importance of, 1
gravedigger, 1
gravestone, as a memorial device, 1
graveyard, at the bottom of the sea, 1, 2
gravitas, 1
gravity, 1, 2, 3
great gift, the, 1
Great Society, The, 1
Greek baby, the (with the big eyes), 1
Greek myth, some kind of, 1
Greengairs, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8
Griffin, Glasgow, The, 1
groover, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5
guardian angel (holy), 1
guilt, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6
guitar, played with a bow, 1
guitar, slide, 1, 2, 3
guitar chord, most beautiful of all, the, 1
guitar chord, one, 1, 2
Gulag Archipelago, The, 1
Gully, The, 1
Gun Club, The, 1
gunrunners, 1
guy, creepy-looking, 1
gymnastic displays, 1
gypsy, 1, 2, 3, 4
hacksaw (between the legs) (really gently), 1
hagiographers, 1
hair, artificial, 1
hair, blue, 1, 2, 3
hair, classic bowl cuts, 1
hair, dark, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5
hair, ejaculated in
(like), 1
hair, greasy, 1, 2, 3, 4
hair, greasy curly, 1
hair, like a dark silent river, 1
hair, on fire, 1, 2
hair, silver, 1, 2
hair, synthetic, long, black, 1
half Japanese, 1
half Swedish, 1
Halhul, Palestine, 1
halo, bendy, 1
hamburger patties, 1
Hamilton services, 1
Hamlet, 1
hammock, 1, 2
hand, like a flatfish from the bottom of the ocean, 1
handbag(s), tiny, 1, 2
hands, enormous, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5
hands, like shovels, 1
hands, like tennis rackets, 1
hands, lily-white, made for slow strangulation, 1
hands, tied, 1
hands, tiny, 1
hangman knots, 1
hangover (daytime), 1, 2
Hansel & Gretel, 1
Happy Sad, 1
hard cases, 1
‘Harm That Foot Down’, 1
Harvest, 1
hat, tight woolly, 1
hateful wives, 1
Hatfield and The North, 1
headcase(s), in Airdrie, in Scotland, 1
heart, as hotel, 1
heart, as left luggage, 1
heart, broken, 1
heart, failure, 1
heart, faithful, 1
heart, stalked, weighed, examined by night, 1
heart of the wood, the, 1
heartbeat, 1, 2, 3
heaven, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10
Heaven, London (nightclub), 1
heavy metal, 1
Hebron, Palestine, 1, 2
heels, black strappy, 1
heels, delicate buckle on, wounds inflicted by, 1
heels, held in hand, 1
heels, smacked in the head with, 1
heels, stiletto, 1
hegemony, banging on about, 1
helter-skelter, 1
Hercules (constellation), 1
hermeticists, the, 1
hermits in the desert, like, 1
Hesse, Hermann fucking, 1
Hickory Wind, 1
hieroglyphics, 1
‘High Water Everywhere’, 1
Hindu, 1
hip flask, 1
hippies, 1, 2, 3
Hirsch, Shelley, 1
hissing of the earth, the, 1
historical gambits, 1
historical shit, 1
history buff, 1
history of drug use (implications of), 1
Hitchcock, Alfred, 1, 2
Hitler, Adolf, 1
Holehills, Airdrie, 1, 2
Holehills, Airdrie, philosophy of, 1
Hollywood Hills, the, 1
Holytown, 1
homosexual(s), strange, reclusive, 1
hoods (see also: toughs; gangsters), 1, 2
Hooker, D. R., 1
hospital, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12
hot mess, 1
house breaking, 1
how the fuck could I possibly go on, 1
Howletnest Road, Airdrie, 1
huge gulf of silence, 1
hung over, 1, 2
hunger striker, looks like a, 1
hypnotise the horizon, attempt to, 1
I am a sick man. I am a spiteful man. I am an unpleasant man. I think my liver is diseased., 1
I Love New York, 1
I-N-D-I-V-I-D-U-A-L, 1
ice cream cones, 1
ice cream van, 1
idiot, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7
idiot savant-style playground, 1
Imagination (band), 1
Imagination (band) (controversy), 1
Imaginorg, 1
immortality, or forgetfulness (toward), 1
imp, wee, 1
Imperial War Museum, London, The, 1
improvised rock music, 1
‘In My Magic Garden’, 1
incubators, 1
indentured to death, 1
Indeterminacy, 1
Index, 1
India Pale Ale, 1
indie label (surreptitiously funded by a major), 1
industrial, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6
industrial estate outside Holytown, 1
infants, 1
inner circle, the, 1, 2
inoculation, 1, 2
installation, 1, 2, 3, 4
intellectuals, most committed, 1
International Artists, 1
International Times, April 1971, 1
interpretive dance, 1
Interstellar Space, 1
intimation from the future (so much as a), 1
into the depths, 1
Ireland, 1, 2, 3, 4
Ireland, Southern, a pox on it, 1
Irish hitmen, pair of, 1
Irish joke, best ever, 1
Irish joke, second-best, 1
Irish Republican Army, The, 1, 2, 3, 4
Iron Gates, The, 1
ironing board, permanently set up in the corner of the room (pet peeve), 1
Isle of Man, the, 1, 2
Israel, 1, 2, 3
It Came from Outer Space, 1
‘It’s Impossible’, 1
Italian chocolates, lovely, 1
Italian sandwiches, weird, 1
Italian superstitions, a plague on them, 1
Italy, 1
jackals, 1
jacket, black leather, 1, 2, 3
jacket, dad’s old, 1
Jaffa (slang), 1
Jaffa cakes, 1
Jaffa oranges (seedless), 1
Jam, The, 1
jaw on the floor, 1
Jay, Abner, 1
jeans, skintight (see also: denims, drainpipe), 1
Jeddah, Saudi Arabia, 1
Jefferson Airplane, 1
Jehovah’s Witnesses’ Kingdom Hall, 1
Jerusalem, Israel, 1, 2, 3
Jesus, face of, melting, dripping, 1
Jewish, 1, 2
Jewish Museum, Camden Town, London, The, 1
Jews, the, similar to, 1
jiffy bag, 1
Jim & Moira (babe), 1
job, another fucking miserable one forced on me by my parents, 1
Joes, ordinary, 1
Joey’s (or Machiavelli’s or something), 1
jogging pants, tight, 1
John the Revelator, 1
Johnson, Blind Willie, 1
Jones, Brian, 1
Jordan, 1
Jos, Nigeria, 1, 2
Josef K, 1
journalists, 1, 2
jowls, cut of, 1
joy, in life, 1
Joy of a Toy, 1, 2, 3, 4
judgement, 1, 2, 3, 4
Judy the huge friendly German shepherd, 1
jumper(s), big black woolly, 1
justifications, manufactured (inevitably), 1
Karloff, Boris, 1
Karpelson, Michael, 1
Katherine Park, Airdrie, Katherine Park, Airdrie, haunted, 1, 2, 3, 4
Kaye, Lenny, 1
kebab(s), spicy, 1
Kelvingrove Park, Glasgow, 1
Kelvingrove Street, Glasgow, 1
Kenilworth Drive, Airdrie, 1
Kenilworth Hotel, Airdrie, the old, 1
Kenji, a mulatto boy, 1
Kennedy, John F., 1
Kerouac, Jack, 1, 2, 3
Kesh, Abe ‘Voko’, 1
keyboards (minimal/droney), 1
keyboards (with keys taped down), 1
kick, scissor (badly executed), 1
kidneys, language of, 1
Kilmarnock, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5
Kind of Blue, 1
King’s Cross, London, 1
kingdom of passion, 1
Kings Cafe, Clark Street, Airdrie, The, 1
kinks, 1
kinky, probably, 1
Kirklee Circus, Glasgow, 1
kiss, salty (result of pregnancy by another man), 1
knife, blunt, 1
Kowald, Peter, 1
Krautrock, 1
Krazy Kat, 1
kung fu guru, 1
lake (of terror), 1
Lakes, The, 1
Lamps, The, 1
Lanarkshire, 1, 2, 3
landlord, 1
Lasch, Christopher, 1
lasers, home-made, 1
Laurel and Hardy, 1
lawns, yellowed, 1
lead figures (painting of), 1
leather boots, quasi-military, 1
leather boots, thigh-high, 1, 2
Lebanon, 1
lebensraum, 1
Led Zeppelin II, 1
Leeds, 1
leisurewear, distressing nature of, 1
Lennon specs, irritating, 1
Lennon specs, nun in, 1
Leo (star sign), 1
leotard(s), 1, 2
Lermontov, Mikhail, 1
Les Paul (copy), 1
lesbian speculation, 1, 2
Levene, Keith, 1
libido (policed at a distance) (by your own family), 1
life as a series of internal disturbances, 1
lifestyle, the, 1, 2
lighter fluid, 1
‘Like a Virgin’, 1
Like Flies On Sherbert, 1
lingerie (see also: stockings; nylons; tights), 1, 2, 3, 4
lips, immaculate and blood-red, 1
lips, perfectly made up, 1
lipstick, 1, 2, 3
lip-syncers, bunch of, 1
Listen, Glasgow, 1
literary fuds, 1
literary Paris (you know), 1
Little Nemo in Slumberland, 1
‘Little Rain’, 1
Live 1969, 1
live-action painting, 1
‘Live to Tell’, 1
Loaded, 1
local legend, 1
locks to die for, 1
logbook, the, 1
London, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8
‘Lonely Planet Boy’, 1
longing, 1
Lorca, 1
Los Angeles, 1
Lothar and the Hand People, 1, 2
loud, 1, 2, 3
love, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, 33, 34, 35, 36, 37, 38, 39, 40, 41, 42, 43, 44, 45, 46
love, lack of, 1
love, on the fly, 1
‘Love in Vain’ (misremembered), 1
love song, the greatest that has ever been written, 1
Lovecraft, H. P., 1
Lowry, Malcolm, 1
Lucky Star, Forrest Street, Airdrie, The, 1
lunatic, 1, 2
Lundtoftbjerg Compromise, The, 1
lynxes (prowling in the light of the moon), 1
M8, the, 1
McCormack, Mr, check this out ya prick!!!, 1
McDowell, Mississippi Fred, 1
McGuinn, Roger, 1
macabre, 1, 2, 3
Machine Gun Etiquette, 1
‘Mack the Knife’, 1
mad dictator (in a science-fiction novel), 1
mad stuff, 1, 2
magic, career in, 1
magic, the most efficacious, 1
magician, practising, 1, 2
maggots, 1, 2
magic squares, 1