autumn, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5
avant-garde composer, Swedish, 1
average book, 1
avowal, an, 1
awe, jaw-dropping, 1
awful tranny, 1
Ayler, Albert, 1
Bachs, The, 1
Back to nowhere, 1
backwards, illiterate, repressed motherfucking viper pit (in the west of Scotland), 1
bacteria, 1
badges, 1
Baillieston Road, Shettleston, Glasgow, 1
baked potato place in Airdrie, 1
ballerinas, overweight, 1
balls, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7
balls, freezing them off, 1
balm for the wounded, 1
bandana, wearing of in order to combat baldness, 1
Bangs, Lester, 1, 2, 3
Bangs, Lester (going on the advice of), 1
Bangs, Lester (secret shrine to), 1
bank heist, 1
barber’s shop, Clarkston, 1
bare light bulb, single, 1
Barlinnie Prison, Glasgow, 1, 2
Barrel Vaults, The, Airdrie, 1
Barrett, Syd, 1
Barrowland Ballroom, Glasgow, 1
baseball boots, 1
baseball cap, ill-advised, 1
baseball cap, repellent, 1
basements, unlit, 1
bass, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13
battleaxe, wife as, 1
Beasts, the, 1
beat literature, 1
beats, primitive, 1
beautiful young starsailor, 1
bed, unmade, 1
Bedknobs and Broomsticks, 1
Bedouin, 1
bedroom, messy, 1
bedsit(s), solitary, 1
belch (that stinks of cigarettes), 1
Belfast, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5
bell, ringing out at a funeral, 1
bell, rusty, 1
Bells, The, 1
Bellshill, 1
benefit gig, 1
‘Bengal Lancer’, 1
Benny’s chip shop, Clarkston, Airdrie, 1
Berlin, 1
beyond understanding, 1
Bible, the, 1
Bibliothèque Nationale, Paris, France, 1
bicycles, abandoned, 1
Big Brother and the Holding Company, 1
Bigfoot, 1
biker jacket, three times too small (at least), 1
birds, flying towards their death in the sun, 1
birds, rising up like the first morning through the waters, 1
birth canal, trauma of, 1
birthmark, 1
biscuits, soggy, 1
bitch, vacuous, 1, 2
bitches, cynical, 1
black sand, 1, 2
Blackened Rod, The, 1
Blackpool, 1
blah, blah, blah …, 1
blockhead, presence of, 1
blonde, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5
blood, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18
blood, real versus fake (controversy), 1
blood, speaking, 1
bloodstains, maybe, 1
blow job, 1, 2
‘Blowin’ in the Wind’, 1
Blue Cheer, 1
blue skies, pale, 1
blue velvet couch, filthy, 1
body workings (extreme), 1
bogeyman of Airdrie, the, 1
bogus, completely, 1
bohemia, anticipation of arrival there, 1
bollocks, 1, 2
bollocks hanging carefree (see also: no underwear, aesthetics of explained), 1
bomb shelter, 1
bookmarks, 1
books, as living things, 1
books, life damaged by, 1, 2
books, thrown in a skip, 1
booze, 1, 2, 3
‘Borderline’, 1
boredom, give me a fucking break why don’t you, 1
Borges, Jorge Luis, 1
Botanic Gardens, Glasgow, The, 1, 2
bottom of the ocean, the, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8
boulangerie, 1
Boulevard de Sébastopol, Paris, France, 1
Boulevard de Strasbourg, Paris, France, 1
bouncer(s), 1, 2, 3, 4
Bowery, Leigh, 1, 2
boxing match, 1
bozos, two, 1
bra strap, 1
brae (next to the River Calder), 1
brain, in a jar, 1
brain, petitioning parts of, 1
brain death, 1
brainwashing, ripe for, 1
brambles, 1
Braxton, Anthony, 1
breakfast bar, top off at the, 1
breast(s) (see also: tit(s)), 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7
breasts, pushed up, 1
Breton, André, 1
British psych, 1, 2
brother, identical twin, 1
Brötzmann, Peter, 1
Bruce’s, Edinburgh, 1
Buckfast, 1
Buckley, Tim, 1, 2
Budapest (in the spring), 1
Buddhism, 1
Buddhist, 1
bugger this, 1
Bukowski, Charles, 1
Bulgakov, Mikhail, 1
Bulgarian, 1
bullshit, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10
Bullshit, Bullshit von fucking, 1
bullshit, man, 1
bum-dungeon, King’s Cross, London, 1
bungalow(s), 1, 2, 3, 4
bungalows, secret (in the shadow of tall hedges), 1
bunnet, 1
Bunting, Basil, 1
Burgin, Diana, 1
burn, secret, 1
Burned Earwig, The, 1
Burntisland, 1
Burroughs, William, 1, 2
bus, late-night (George Square, Glasgow), 1, 2
Butler, Octavia, 1
buttocks, firmest ever grasped, 1
Buzzcocks, 1
Byrds, The, 1
C (in woodwork), 1
cadavers, puffy, 1
cadavers, strange, 1
cafes and bars (that all the musicians liked to hang out in), 1
Cage, John, 1
Cairnhill, Airdrie, 1
Calais, France, 1
Calder, The (river), 1, 2
Calderbank, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6
Calderbank, hotbed for mods (back in the day), 1
Calderbank Gala Day, 1, 2
Caldercruix, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5
California Good Guys, 1, 2
Cambridge, 1
camp (in the sand dunes), 1
Camus, Albert, 1
Can, 1
can of beer, bitten through in a rage, 1
can of beer, crumpled, 1
capacitors, 1
Capocci Man, The, 1, 2
caravan, filthy, 1
caravans, damp, 1
Carbeth huts, the, 1
Carlisle, 1
Carlisle Road, Airdrie, 1, 2
Cars, The (!), 1
Casino Royale, 1
cassettes, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9
castle, Gothic, 1
castle, medieval, 1
cat burglar, 1
Catholic(s), 1, 2, 3
Catholics, damn them, 1
CB Radio, 1, 2, 3
CCTV, 1
celebrities, minor (on the local underground scene), 1, 2
Céline, Louis-Ferdinand, 1
Cendrars, Blaise, 1, 2
Centaurus (constellation), 1
‘Chance Meeting’, 1
chanters, heartbreaking, 1
charges (positive and negative), 1
charity work (fake), 1
Charlotte Street, London, 1
Charred Twig, The, 1
chatterina, 1
Cheap Thrills, 1
cheesegrater, thing with a, 1
Chekhov, Anton, 1
chemistry, 1, 2, 3
Cherry, Don, 1
chib merchant, 1
chibs, 1
child-killer, 1
childhood memorial, haunted place of, 1
children, with pale wooden faces, 1
children’s book, 1
Chinese hermit, talking like a, 1
Chinese restaurant, 1, 2, 3, 4
Chinese restaurant joke, attempted, 1
Chinese takeaway, 1
chip shop(s), 1, 2
Chocolate Watchband, The, 1, 2, 3
choking (on a truck driver’s rancid cock) (all the way from Carlisle to Hamilton), 1
Christ, Jesus, 1
Christ, Jesus fucking, 1
Christian faith, 1
Christmas work do 1983, the, 1
Christopherson, Peter, 1
chug (see also: masturbation; tossed off; wank off), 1
cigarette, flagrant, 1
cigarette, stubbed out in your mum’s flowerpot, 1
cigarette burn, 1, 2
circuit board(s), 1, 2
Circuit Rider, 1
City Lights (bookshop and publisher), 1
city of the pyramids, the, 1
Clarkston, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9
Clarkston, crumbling mansions in, 1
Clarkston Parish Church, 1
classic newsprint threat, 1
clichés, 1, 2
Clichy, Paris, France, 1
clothes, filthy, 1, 2
clouds, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8
clowns, two, 1
Clyde, The (river), 1
cooperative grocer’s (in the East End of Glasgow), 1
Coast, The, 1
Coatbridge, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18
Coatbridge College, 1, 2, 3
Coatbridge College Athletics, 1
Coatdyke, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5
Coatdyke, cement factory in, 1
Coatdyke cenotaph, 1, 2
Cochran, Eddie, 1
cock (see also: penis; dick), 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11
cock, immaculate, 1
cock, up the ass, 1
cock and ball torture, 1
cock ring, heart used as, 1
cocksucking, possible regret over/lack of, 1
coffin, cardboard, 1
Coleman, Ornette, 1
collectors, most obsessive, 1
Colliertree Road, Airdrie, 1
Coltrane, John, 1, 2, 3
comics, 1, 2, 3
communal shower room, 1
communists, 1
Como, Perry, 1, 2
Comotherapy, 1
complete contentment, 1, 2
completely in his power, 1
computer protocols, 1
conception, 1, 2
Condition of the Non-Form, 1
condom(s), 1, 2
confused girls, sex with, 1
contact mics, 1, 2
continuity, manufacturing of, 1
coq au vin, 1
Corpseless Head, The, 1
cosmic suffering, 1
cosmonauts, 1
cottages, dreamy, 1
council house, made up to look like a classy hotel room, 1
council house, semi-detached, 1
County Armagh, Ireland, 1, 2, 3
court orders, 1
Covent Garden, London, 1
Craigneuk, Airdrie, 1, 2
Crane, Hart, 1
Creature from the Black Lagoon, The, 1
Creedence Clearwater Revival, 1
creeps, 1, 2
Crete, 1
crime report, 1
Crowley, Aleister, 1
Crown Court, 1
crude samplers, 1
Crumb, Robert, 1
crutch, writing as, 1
Crux (constellation), 1
cum, 1, 2
cum, silver, 1
Cumbernauld Road, Glasgow, 1
Cunningham, Merce, 1
cunt(s), 1, 2, 3
Cure, The, 1
cycling into a hedge when you’re half-cut, 1
Czechoslovakia, 1
dad, died, 1, 2, 3
dad, smell, 1
daft song by a bunch of hippies, 1
Daily Record, the, 1
Dallas, 1
Daltrey, Roger, 1
damaged boy, some young, 1
Damned, The, 1
daring, pointlessly, 1
dark places, laughing at them, 1
darling girl (with circus tattoos), 1
darts player, resemblance to, 1
Davis, Miles, 1, 2
dawn chorus, the, 1, 2, 3
Day of the Frozen Vampires, The, 1, 2
Day of the Silver Sun, The, 1
Days Have Gone By, 1
daytime radio presenter, name like a, 1
daytime rodent persona, 1
Dead Sea, the, 1
death, thinking about it constantly, 1
death in life, 1, 2, 3
December, 1, 2
declarations of instability and poetic madness, 1
deep freeze in the garage (packed to the gills with fish), 1
deep shit, 1
Defender, The, 1
deliberately vague comments, 1
deliverance, 1
denims, drainpipe (see also: jeans, skintight), 1
derring-do, some kind of, 1
despair, total weeping, 1
destitute, 1
destroyed by madness, 1
detention centre, 1
devil of Airdrie, the, 1
Devo, 1
Dharma Bums, The, 1
Diary of a Madman, 1
dick(s) (see also: cock; penis), 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10
dick, big, 1
dick, lubricated, 1
Dick, Philip K., 1
dick, working in a bank, 1
Dictaphone, as a memorial device, 1
digestives, in tea, 1
dildo, plastic, 1
diorama, 1
Dire Straits, 1
‘Dirt’, 1
disabused, 1, 2
disco music (awful), 1
distant lights, 1
disused railway bridge, 1
divine retribution, extremely petty form of, 1
DJ, 1, 2
DNA, 1, 2
Do you remember?, 1
dolls (see also: mannequins; dummies), 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6
dolmen, 1
dominatrix(es), 1, 2
doppelgängers, 1
Doray, Philippe, 1
Dors, Diana, 1
dosshouse, 1
Dostoevsky, Fyodor, 1, 2, 3
dotty old dears, 1
double-mindedness (of dreams), 1
doughnut, 1
dove with a leaf between its beak (still missing), 1
Dover, 1
Downie’s Department Store, Baillieston Road, Shettleston, 1
Dr Martens (boots), 1
drag, 1
drama teacher, 1
dream, as a computation, 1
dream bride, 1, 2
dream lover, 1
dream role, 1
dream within a dream, 1
dreaming the entire thing, 1
dreams, as the language of the organs, 1
dreams of hotels, of left luggage, 1
dressed to kill, 1, 2
drinkers, heaviest, 1
driveways, red-chipped, 1
drone, 1, 2, 3, 4
drug use, indiscriminate, 1
drum machines, primitive, 1
drum stool, still vacant, 1
drums, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5
drunk, again, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16
drunk, pretending to be, 1
drunk and disorderly, repeated, 1
dry ice, 1
duck or emu = emu, 1
dull lefties, 1
Dumbarton Road, Partick, Glasgow, 1
dummies (see also: mannequins; dolls), 1
Dunbeth Public Park, Coatdyke, 1
dungeons, interc
onnecting, 1
Dungheap of the Living Flesh, 1
Dunoon, 1
dying alone, 1
Dylan, Bob, 1, 2, 3, 4
Dylan, Bob (female), 1
Dylan, Bob, ’ 1, 2
Earnest, 1
East End (of Glasgow), 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6
Easter Everywhere, 1
‘Easter Island’, 1
Easter Moffat Golf Club, Plains, 1, 2
eccentric characters, escaped from some kind of novel, 1
eccentricity, 1
ectoplasm, 1
Edinburgh, 1, 2, 3, 4
eggs, tortured, 1
eggs and salsa, possibility of, 1
Egyptology, 1
eighteen (inches of shared dildo), 1
ejaculate, 1, 2, 3
electromagnetic radiation, 1
electronics, home-made, 1
elegant kitten heels, 1
eleven (o’clock in the morning drinking a can), 1
Éluard, Paul, 1
empty (like a tomb), 1
empty space, 1, 2
encounters, dedication to, 1
end credits on a romance, 1
end of the world, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5
endings, invented, 1, 2
endless loop, 1
endless sexy moan, 1
entry-level shit, 1, 2
Erotica, holidaying in, 1
eternity, 1, 2
Etruscan tomb, 1
eunuch, 1
Europe, 1, 2, 3
Everly Brothers, The, 1
everything is fixed, 1
Ex+ (condition), 1, 2
ex-girlfriend, 1, 2
exclamation marks, 1
excuse, lame, 1
exhibit an uncommon degree of zeal, 1
exhibition, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5
existence, inexplicably mundane, 1
experimental, 1, 2
exploitation, accusations of, 1
expression, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5
eye infirmary, the (Glasgow), 1
eye make-up, dramatic, 1
eye make-up, like an Egyptian goddess, 1
eye make-up, smeared, 1
eye make-up, turquoise, 1
eyebrow, weird thing with, 1
Eyeless in Gaza, 1
eyeless sockets, 1
eyelids, bulbous, 1
eyepatch, 1
eyes, big Bambi, 1
eyes, big blue, 1
eyes, dark, 1, 2, 3, 4
eyes, green, 1
eyes, like a tightrope walker over a deep dark lake, 1
eyes, like blank diamonds, 1
eyes, owl-like, staring out of the past, 1
eyes, red, 1
eyes, scientific, 1
eyes, silent, 1
eyes, sparkling, 1
eyes, with cataracts like strawberries, 1
facts, very few, 1
Fahey, John, 1, 2
failures, greatest, fairyland, 1
falling in love in slow motion, 1
family (what do I know about), 1
fantasy, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8
fanzine, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7
‘Fate is Only Once’, 1
father(s), drunk but loving, 1
favourite record of all time (cards on the table), 1
feather boas (as lava), 1, 2
feelings (carefree) (post-alcohol), 1