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    Richard L Epstein

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    Because of this overpopulation, the bears start showing up on city streets and in local

      backyards. Last year, to fix the problem of overpopulation, the New Jersey legislature

      passed a bill to allow bear hunting. How convenient?

      In California (another state mentioned) last year, two joggers were killed by a

      mountain lion. Is this the result we have to have in New Mexico before people start

      respecting the job that the Personnel in the Game and Fish Department is doing on a

      daily basis for our safety? Do we need those results for people to start supporting the

      Game and Fish physically and financially like hunters, fisherman and trappers do? If

      you don't want to buy a hunting, fishing or fur-bearer license, you can always make a

      financial donation on a Game and Fish Department license form, which is available

      statewide.

      Now let me tell you about the routine of a trapper. First, a trapper check his traps

      three to five times a day, depending on how many there are and their distance between

      one another, which is normally half a mile to 15 miles. Fur-trappers always make their

      last round at sunset to ensure that no animal is left overnight. When they arrive at a trap

      that contains a captured predator, they take a wooden stick or wood handle of a shovel

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      and, at a safe distance, hit the predator on the end of the nose, which knocks the predator

      unconscious. They next proceed to kick the predator's heart, which is the same as

      reverse CPR, the animal does not feel a thing. During the procedure, there is very little

      blood loss, because if blood gets on the pelt, it would ruin its value, a value that has gone

      up in recent years.

      On a level of cruelty, let's compare trapping to fishing. At first thought, there is no

      comparison, right? I have described trapping to you, now I would like to describe

      fishing to you.

      First, you get a pole with a string and at the bottom of the string you put a sharp

      hook and then bait the hook. Second, you throw the string (with the hook on it) 20 to 30

      yards into the water and snare the fish in the mouth with the hook; and then drag the fish

      back 20 to 30 yards; pull the fish out of the water, where it cannot breathe; pull the hook

      out of its mouth and throw it back in the water so the next person can do the same thing.

      I did not write this letter to bash on fishing. I am an avid fisherman. I just wish

      people would look at all the facts before they start drawing conclusions about something

      they know nothing about and have never experienced.

      Would the public rather see these predators in our backyards because they are

      overpopulated and starving? If states keep banning trapping and other traditional

      predation control methods, we're going to see the same problems that New Jersey and

      California have dealt with.

      So would you, as an American, rather see trappers carrying on the traditions of their

      family roots or see a child get killed by a predator on a school playground?

      Wesley Hill, El Defensor Chieftain, August 28, 2004

      9. U.S. House wants taxes, IRS to die— yeah, right

      Even by the lax standards governing political grandstanding, what the U.S. House did

      was particularly dumb.

      As the lawmakers rushed to leave town on spring break, the Republicans pushed

      through a bill, 229-187, to abolish the federal tax code and the Internal Revenue Service

      on December 31, 2004.

      The bill now goes to the Senate, where the measure's House backers assume it will

      die a quiet and certain death. If the Senate were malicious enough to enact it, the House

      would be forced into a hasty and embarrassing retraction, since the nation can't function

      without taxes and the means to collect them.

      Voting to abolish the IRS was, of course, designed to give lawmakers something to

      boast about on Tax Day, Monday, on the assumption that the taxpayers back home are so

      dim they will somehow appreciate this gesture.

      "We are again demonstrating to the American people, 'We are on your side,'" says

      House GOP leader Dick Armey of Texas. Sure you are.

      Every April, Congress likes to pretend that the income tax and the IRS materialized

      out of nowhere. They denounce the tax laws for their avaricious complexity and the

      coldhearted bureaucrats who administer them.

      However, the tax laws are the way they are, and the IRS is the way it is, because

      Congress wants them that way. A mischievous document called the Constitution gives

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      Congress, and specifically the House, the sole power to "lay and collect taxes."

      And this inane bit of political grandstanding is nothing compared with the political

      contortions lawmakers will go through to get assigned to the House Ways and Means

      Committee, the very panel that oversees the IRS and writes the tax laws.

      Editorial, Albuquerque Tribune, April 18, 2000

      10. Smokers die early, but it's not all bad

      The big tobacco organization [Philip Morris] recently hired the consulting organization

      of Arthur D. Little to prepare a piece of actuarial economic analysis that turned out to be

      remarkable, in its own way. The report was such good news, as seen by Philip Morris,

      that the corporate thinkers began distributing it through the Czech Republic as a grand

      PR tool.

      Here's the good news that has Philip Morris bragging: The report concludes that

      smoking has produced "positive effects" for the Czech Republic's budget—due to

      revenue from taxes on cigarettes plus "health-care cost savings due to early mortality."

      Do not adjust your bifocals. The Philip Morris-Arthur D. Little report not only says

      it but also has the numbers to prove it.

      Big tobacco's good Euro-news: The premature demise of Czech smokers saved the

      Czech Republic between 943 million and 1.19 billion Czech koruna, which is $23.8

      million to 30.1 million U.S. dollars, in 1999, the report says. That's because the Czech

      government didn't have to pay for long-term health care, pensions and housing for the

      elderly—because, of course, they were dead.

      The organizational duo of Philip Morris and Arthur D. Little have more numbers to

      make their good news case. They have factored in the downside costs incurred by the

      government due to smokers, in terms of the government paying for the care of people

      who become ill due to smoking or second-hand smoke, plus the income tax revenue that

      is lost because of the death of working smokers. The combined corporate thinkers

      weighed the costs and benefits and still came up with a good news bottom line: In 1999,

      the Czech government had a net gain of 5.82 billion koruna ($147.1 million) due to

      smoking.

      Philip Morris execs explained to the Wall Street Journal that they have been handing

      out the report to counter complaints from Czech officials that smoking had caused the

      government to incur large health care costs. Philip Morris cares—because it makes

      approximately 80 percent of the cigarettes smoked in the Czech Republic and owns 77.5

      percent of the once state-owned Czech tobacco company.

      Now the sticklers have begun to surface. Some anti-tobacco experts are saying that

      the Phillip Morris study is flawed, because it doesn't consider such things as the

      economic impact that would occur if those
    who were smoking simply stopped smoking

      and continued to pay taxes and buy goods—rather than opting out by prematurely dying.

      I, however, take the Big Tobacco's best and brightest at their word. I recall the bad

      old days when all of the tobacco bigwigs sat in a line at a table in a congressional

      hearing room and swore before the U.S. Congress and the Almighty that tobacco was not

      addictive, let alone a killer weed.

      Now Big Tobacco is stipulating that of course their weed is a killer. A mass

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      murderer. Now they are simply saying that the good news is that there is a bottom line

      virtue in the mass killing caused by the cancer sticks that are their livelihood.

      Just look at the good numbers.

      The deadly duo of Philip Morris and Arthur D. Little have produced a line of

      reasoning that could cause lawyers for accused war criminals such as Yugoslavia's

      Slobodan Milosevic to rewrite their defense arguments.

      Martin Schram, Scripps Howard News Service, July 25, 2001

      11. Nuclear waste to travel through Utah to N.M.

      The first of 4,900 shipments of radioactive waste is expected to roll through northern

      Utah on Tuesday headed from Idaho to New Mexico for disposal.

      "We expect it to pass through the state without incident," Utah Division of Radiation

      Control Director Bill Sinclair [said] of the shipment of 42 drums of waste now at Idaho

      National Engineering and Environmental Laboratory.

      Still, more than 900 Utah law-enforcement officers, firefighters and paramedics have

      been trained in how to deal with a possible traffic accident involving radioactive

      materials, said Sinclair. And, the Utah Highway Patrol has obtained specialized

      equipment to monitor for radiation leaks in case of an accident.

      "(Motorists) shouldn't be any more concerned than when coming into contact with

      a gasoline truck, which is a greater hazard in my opinion," said Sinclair.

      Cindy King, a member of the Utah Chapter of the Sierra Club's environmental

      health committee, said she has greater safety concerns. "One you glow and one you

      don't," she said of Sinclair's comparison. . . .

      The first truck will contain clothing, tools, rags, debris and other disposable items

      contaminated with man-made radioactive elements used in the development of nuclear

      weapons. The material is less radioactive than spent fuel from nuclear power plants, but

      it remains toxic for thousands of years and requires special handling.

      Associated Press, April 25, 1999

      12. Women distract from training. Inclusion at military colleges lowers standards.

      The essence of ground combat is to kill or capture the enemy by fire and maneuver.

      Sometimes this includes hand-to-hand fighting with bayonets and even bare knuckles.

      Those who have never been in actual kill-or-be-killed combat cling to a wishful,

      even wistful, notion that our future combat leaders can be trained effectively in the same

      educational environment that produces poets and politicians. Strolling the halls of ivy,

      hand-in-hand with coeds, while talking of Yeats and Shelley isn't likely to produce

      many George Pattons.

      The reality of actual combat requires an absolute and total focus on killing or

      capturing others whose mission is to kill or capture you. It is a business that does not

      permit distraction.

      Historically, institutions such as The Citadel and Virginia Military Institute have

      produced some of the United States' best combat officers. Unless and until our nation

      totally loses its collective mind and puts women into the combat arms, we, like the

      Israelis, do not permit women to serve in front-line combat units. Front-line combat

      remains an all-male endeavor, and it should follow that the training environment

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      designed to place males in the line of fire should not be diluted by the distractions

      inevitably presented by the presence of women.

      Unfortunately, the courts have ruled that women must be allowed to study at

      publicly funded military colleges such as The Citadel and VMI. Such decisions are

      based, no doubt, on conceptions of civil law. Sadly, those decisions have not been based

      on the cruel and harsh realities of actual combat.

      Moreover, the inclusion of women in military training, including our national

      service academies, has led to the lowering of physical standards for males and females

      alike. Someday, we may pay a high price for sacrificing effective combat training on the

      altar of women's rights.

      Combat is a serious business. America should reconsider this matter and permit

      certain institutions to conduct all-male military education and training. But for now, we

      seem more interested in social experimentation than winning on the field of battle.

      William Hamilton, retired Army officer and syndicated columnist, served two years

      in combat with the 1st Air Cavalry Division in Vietnam. USA Today, May 7, 1999

      13. Prairie Dogs

      Just about every time the word "prairie dog" is mentioned anymore in Iron County, there

      is heated debate.

      Biology professor Jim Bowns discussed prairie dogs during a meeting sponsored by

      the Color Country Chapter of People for the West in Cedar City Thursday night. Bowns

      is a professor for both Southern Utah University and Utah State University.

      Prairie dogs are a threatened species in Southern Utah. There has been quite a bit of

      argument in Iron County over how to preserve the little critters without creating chaos.

      Iron County is working on a Habitat Conservation Plan (HCP) otherwise known as

      the Prairie Dog Plan. The HCP will serve as a blanket application for people to safely

      remove prairie dogs from their land without all the red tape.

      Bowns dissected the HCP page by page, voicing his concerns and explaining jargon

      to the audience. Several discussions ensued during the process.

      Bowns said he is especially concerned with prairie dog habitat.

      "Finding ideal habitat for prairie dogs is not simple," he said.

      The prairie dogs usually have about a 6 percent survival rate, a 94 percent loss, he

      continued, reading from the HCP.

      Lin Drake appeared unhappy at this statement. He is a developer and an officer for

      the Color Country Chapter of People for the West. If he lost 94 percent of his business,

      Drake explained that the bank sure wouldn't be accommodating. "Yet they're expecting

      Iron County to put millions of dollars into a project that is a losing cause," he said. . . .

      Throughout the discussion, the topic of government distrust surfaced and resurfaced.

      "Eighteen people came to me this week to talk about the plan," Jack Hill said. Hill

      is president of the Color Country Chapter of People for the West.

      "They have a lack of faith in the federal government and they don't have any trust,"

      Hill said. "The whole issue is with the government."

      Drake agreed, saying the HCP appears to weaken his rights to his land. He would

      prefer the government back off and worry about more important things, he said.

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      "We've got fathers beating babies and drugs on the streets and we're spending

      money on this," Drake said. "Tell them to get the hell out of Iron County." . . .

      Drake was disappointed at the turnout of the meeting. Only a do
    zen people

      attended, though the meeting was advertised adequately.

      "They'll wake up when we don't have a community left," he said.

      The Spectrum, April 18, 1997

      (On June 26,1997, Lin Drake was fined $15,000 by the U.S. Fish and Wildlife

      Service for putting a subdivision on a prairie dog habitat.)

      14. Sailors imprisoned for rape

      (Concerning the rape of a school girl by three U.S. sailors in Okinawa)

      Letter to the editor:

      Judging by your opinionated editorial about the Navy, it appears your paper is

      entirely governed by women for you do not have the slightest conception of what men

      are all about. But several points need emphasizing:

      1. All human beings are animals, and sex is an integral part of their well-being.

      2. When a man meets a woman, his thoughts go quickly past the beauty of her eyes

      and the color of her hair, certainly the capabilities of her brain. That comes later! In

      1995, many women have the same thoughts about men.

      3. Soldiers, especially sailors who have been at sea for a long time, have a libido

      that's healthy and must be sustained in order to function normally. Ask any veteran to

      confirm what precedes.

      4. A prostitute has never been called a decent woman in any language. She is still a

      whore who gets paid for a job well-done. Thank you! It's her choosing, not that of the

      men at large.

      Now, rape is another thing. It is strictly about sex but it is perpetrated by devious

      minds who could not care about whom they violate, man or woman. Subjugation of the

      female . . . my foot! What counts is sexual satisfaction, nothing else.

      Admiral Macke was honest when he declared it was stupid of his sailors to have

      raped the Japanese girl when they could have afforded a girl for the price of the rented

      car. His remark was not unbelievable; it was just. It had nothing to do with the act

      itself. It was a statement of fact.

      This society encourages hypocrisy. The admiral was right and brave enough to

      declare his assumption in public. He should have been commended for his fortitude in

      viewing the world the way it really is, not what it portrays.

      Rene Vergught, The Spectrum, December 21, 1995

      From Volume 1 of the Bulletin of Advanced Reasoning and Knowledge

      The following four passages concern whether an acceptable solution to the problem of stray

     


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