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    Hollywood Is Like High School with Money

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      room--the kind of thing that an L.A. real estate agent would call "loft style" but was really more

      Laura Ingalls Wilder. In the corner were a couple of doors, which I assumed led to the

      bedroom and the bathroom. There was no TV in sight, but books lined the walls, and piles of

      them rose from the floor like stalactites. A pair of binoculars sat next to a plate of sandwiches

      and a jar of Miracle Whip on the broad kitchen table. The stove was one of those Little House

      on the Prairie contraptions that use logs instead of gas.

      It occurred to me then that Michael Deming wasn't just living under the radar. He was living

      under the poverty line. This made me shrug off my jacket with a new confidence. Deming's

      dire financial straits were about to make my job a lot easier.

      "Please. Sit down," he said gently, pointing to one of the Shaker-style chairs. "And what

      would you like to drink? Coffee?"

      "Yes, thank you," I said. I was feeling more relaxed now. I had a winning lottery ticket in my

      pocket that I was ready to hand the guy.

      "I still make a good cup, if I say so myself," he said as he poured me a mug from the Cuisinart

      ten-cupper, which seemed to be the only electrical appliance in the house made after 1986. He

      set it in front of me and then sat down himself. "So, Taylor."

      He looked at me very intently, and for a long time he didn't blink. If this was a staring contest,

      he was welcome to win it; I blinked and looked down at my coffee. Deming cleared his throat.

      Who knew how long it had been since he'd spoken to another person? It could have been

      weeks.

      "You can see that I live a very different life from my peers. Or rather, my ex-peers," he said

      with a humble smile. "Believe it or not, I'm very happy here."

      "I believe it." I didn't, actually, but it seemed rude to disagree. I mean, really, how happy can

      one be living alone in a house made of Lincoln Logs? The poor guy didn't even have a dog to

      keep him company. (I had a few I could loan him, though, if he was interested...)

      "It suits me. Simple. Quiet." He cut my sandwich into halves with a steak knife and passed it to

      me. "When I left Los Angeles, I was a very unhappy man. I think I've changed quite a bit since

      then."

      No doubt, I thought. Certainly he looked different--he looked like he could really use a

      personal grooming appointment with my roommate. But I raised my eyebrows encouragingly.

      If he wanted to talk, I ought to listen. "How so?" I asked and then took a bite of my sandwich.

      It wasn't half bad, but then again, I was starving.

      "I'm sure you've heard a little bit of what happened to me," he continued as he gazed ruefully

      into his coffee cup. "It was my fault too, of course." He shook his head, smiling. "I believed

      what people told me. God, I was an idiot."

      I know the feeling, I thought but didn't say. It had taken me a while to see through Kylie's crap.

      "I had to take their orders. I had to cast their stars. And then they recut the film until I didn't

      even recognize it." He shook his head with regret. "Now the only movies I make are of

      wildlife." His eyes twinkled. "Squirrels and foxes are so much easier to work with than

      actors."

      I laughed. "You have a point. Squirrels don't need personal chefs or bodyguards, and I've

      never met a vain, insecure fox."

      Deming leaned back in his chair and put his hands behind his head and stared at the ceiling for

      a while. I wondered how long this was going to take. I appreciated a thoughtful decisionmaking process, but I wanted to get the deal done and then take a nap. I was so tired, my hands

      were tingling. I looked up to see what Deming was seeing. Cobwebs.

      Deming finally cleared his throat. "I guess I'd like to ask you why, knowing all of this, I should

      make your movie, Taylor. I read it last night. And yes, I can see what you might think I might...

      add to the story. But I guess my question to you is, why me?" He tore his gaze away from the

      cobwebs and turned his disconcerting eyes to me. "Why would I be your first choice?"

      Because I've been writing to you once a week for seven years, and you are responsible for even

      putting me here in the first place, I wanted to say.

      But I couldn't say that. For one thing, the idea that he'd even gotten my letters seemed farfetched, now that I knew how far from civilization he lived. He probably communicated with

      people by smoke signals and didgeridoo. And second, I wasn't here as a fan. I was here as a

      creative executive. And creative executives didn't gush. They pitched.

      "You should do this movie because movies are your passion, Mr. Deming," I said confidently,

      leaning forward in my chair and fixing him with the same frank stare I'd given his agent, the

      Silver Bullet. "This is what you should be doing. Not hiding your talent away in a cabin. But

      bringing another poignant, true story to the screen."

      He nodded slightly, but I couldn't read his expression. He leaned over and produced a pipe

      from a small drawer, which he put in his mouth, unlit. A pipe? I thought. He was really taking

      this backwoods thing seriously. Once he agreed to the deal, I was going to have to introduce

      him to Tom Scheffer's superhealthy, super-L.A. smoothies--those would get him straightened

      out.

      "We'll respect your vision," I went on. I could feel my voice gathering force. I knew I was

      right, and I wanted him to know it too--he needed to do this movie. "We will let you make this

      movie the way you want to. Everyone involved with this has the highest regard for your talent.

      And one of the biggest and brightest male stars on the planet wants to work with you."

      He stopped nodding and took the pipe out of his mouth. "Who is that?"

      "Holden MacIntee. Vanity Fair just proclaimed him the new It boy."

      His brow furrowed in concentration. For a moment I wondered if Deming didn't know who

      Holden MacIntee was. But no, that was impossible. Two-year-old girls knew who Holden

      MacIntee was. Yak herders in Siberia knew who Holden MacIntee was.

      "He loves your work," I continued. I had pushed aside my sandwich, even though I was

      starving. "Loves it. He told me this himself. And putting him in this movie guarantees us a

      huge opening. At least twenty million, depending on the season. And that's conservative."

      Deming slowly nodded at me, now with a faint smile on his lips. Outside it had begun to snow,

      and I could see the little flakes spiraling down through the kitchen window. I thought of L.A.,

      with its year-round sun, its unapologetic glitter, and its gorgeous chaos, from the green hollows

      of Topanga Canyon to the funky, trashy lanes of Fairfax Avenue to the gaudy lights of Santa

      Monica pier. I felt a sudden swelling of homesickness. Who didn't love L.A.? It was such a

      lonely life out here in Bumfuck, Nowhere. There was no way Deming could stand it any

      longer.

      Deming still watched me, nodding, smiling faintly. He was already getting excited, I could tell.

      He just needed one tiny more push. "And well, aside from that, we'll give you more money

      than you've ever been paid in your life." I couldn't help looking around at the ramshackle cabin,

      with its ancient appliances and secondhand furniture. "I guarantee it."

      There was a short pause as Deming studied me. He sure wasn't much of a talker.

      "Well, thank you for coming," he said, getting up. "I'll be in touch."

      "You know, I'd be happy to quote you a
    figure right now," I said. "I mean, I'm pretty sure I'm

      authorized to do that."

      He smiled and waved me off. "That's not necessary. I'll be in touch."

      As he walked me across the faded woven rug, I thought about telling him about the letters. It's

      me, I wanted to say. The girl who's been hounding you! The girl who's your biggest, craziest

      fan. But it just wouldn't seem professional. And besides, I could always tell him over dinner

      sometime when I visited the set. He would really get a kick out of it then.

      "Thanks again, Mr. Deming," I said at the door. I pressed a business card into his hand.

      "No, no," he said. "Thank you." He put the pipe back in his mouth and I swear, his eyes were

      almost twinkling. Maybe he was thinking about all the remodeling he could do. The cabin

      could be a nice place, really, if someone poured about a hundred grand into it. Then he shut the

      door.

      "Just take me back to the airport, please," I told the driver.

      My hand was in my purse before I even had my seat belt on. Miracle of miracles, my iPhone

      got service out here. I scrolled down to Quinn's e-mail.

      THINK I JUST MADE MY FIRST DEAL!

      I held the phone in my hand, waiting for Quinn's normally speedy response, but there was no

      answer. Odd, I thought, slipping it back into my purse. But then again, our little arrangement

      was over.

      As the cab crunched back down the bumpy, snow-covered road, I leaned back against the soft

      vinyl and quickly fell into an easy, contented sleep.

      CHAPTER THIRTY

      Her furniture will be moved out, unless of course you like it." Amanda offered me a forced

      smile as she unlocked the door to what had once been Melinda Darling's office.

      I stepped inside and couldn't help releasing a small sigh of satisfaction. There were red

      lacquered bookshelves along one wall and a low gray suede couch with sheepskin pillows. I

      raised the blinds, and the winter sun came streaming in, illuminating everything like a klieg

      light. "It looks fine. But yes, I think I would prefer white," I said, placing my bag on the sleek

      Lucite desk. My Lucite desk.

      "Your schedule's on the computer," Amanda went on, tucking her black chin-length hair

      behind a delicate ear. "And let me know about artwork and plants, though it might be a little bit

      tough to get everything done before Christmas break." She shifted her weight from one

      stacked-heel leather boot to another. "Is there anything else?"

      "Yes," I said. "I'd love some cappuccino." I didn't even want it that much, but I couldn't help

      it--the thrill of having someone else get one for me was just too much.

      Amanda looked almost surprised. But wasn't this part of her job too? "No problem," she said

      after a beat. "I'll let you get settled."

      She closed the door softly behind her. In all my excitement about the promotion, I'd never

      stopped to think about who would become my assistant. I felt a little sorry for Amanda--she'd

      felt so superior to me my first day, when I broke the copier with the Paul Haggis script, and

      now she was forced to fetch me my caffeine. Well, at least I didn't have Wyman. I wouldn't be

      able to stand him blathering on about Italian postwar neorealist cinema all day. Yes, I saw

      Umberto D., I'd have to scream, and it was the most depressing movie of all time! Now go

      make me a freaking smoothie!

      I sat down in my Aeron chair and looked contentedly around the room. It was bigger than my

      West Hollywood bedroom and much, much cleaner. That first day, when Kylie walked me

      around the Metronome halls, seemed like a lifetime ago. If anyone had told me that I'd have my

      own office with my own little sign on the door (TAYLOR HENNING, CREATIVE

      EXECUTIVE!) just four months later, and with a marquee project to boot, I would never have

      believed them. Never, ever, ever.

      I turned on my Mac Pro. I'd made plans to meet Luke for lunch on Larchmont, but maybe I'd

      send him a quick e-mail. My new computer was gorgeous--sleek and white, with a crystal-clear

      twenty-four-inch flat-screen monitor and an ergonomic keyboard that promised to make typing

      feel as good as a hand massage.

      There was a knock on the door.

      "Come in," I called, leaning back in Melinda's six-hundred-dollar chair. My lower back

      practically sang out in joy.

      Julissa walked in, looking approvingly around her. She was wearing pigtails, and she looked

      about twelve. "Nice," she exclaimed. "You did it! Congratulations."

      "Thanks." I smiled gently at her, trying not to seem too wildly overjoyed at my new digs. I

      didn't want to be gauche.

      "Iris wants to see you." She raised her eyebrows a little.

      Surely Iris was just calling me in to congratulate me. Maybe she'd bought me a plant for my

      office so I could turn mine into a primeval forest too. "Now?"

      "Yeah." Julissa nodded and ducked out again.

      Walking down the hall to Iris's office in my sleek black dress, I felt like a totally different

      person than I was in September. I felt smarter, more confident--hell, I even felt taller, though

      that was probably just the three-inch heels. I breezed into the outer room, where my old desk

      seemed small and abandoned.

      Kylie sat typing in an exquisite mocha silk wrap dress, her votive flickering on her desk. Her

      back was perhaps just a bit straighter than usual, and her nose was elevated just a few inches

      higher. Clearly it was important to her not to wear her defeat too obviously.

      "Good morning, Kylie." I figured I might as well start off on the right foot. What, after all, was

      the point of being uncivil to someone beneath me?

      "Good morning," she replied coolly. She didn't stop typing. It was about as friendly a response

      as could be expected. I thought I could get through all this resentment, given a little time, but I

      wasn't going to dwell on it now.

      I peeked past a miniature orange tree into Iris's office. "You wanted to see me?"

      Iris sat hunched over her desk, her head in her hands, fingers slowly massaging her temples.

      "Close the door, Taylor," she said without looking up.

      I shut the door tentatively. Through the window behind her, I could see a gigantic Christmas

      tree, complete with fake presents, in front of Soundstage 6. "How was New York? Did

      something happen?" Maybe she'd had a turbulent flight or had gotten bumped from first class

      and had to sit next to a really fat guy in coach. Or what if Holden had thanked her for

      requesting the meeting? After all, I'd told Iris the face-to-face was his idea. Not that these were

      real problems, though--the good news of the Deming project would overshadow any of it.

      Iris finally looked up. Her mouth was pursed as if she'd just tasted something bitter, and her

      face was a strange, sickly color of gray. "How many times have you met my daughter?" she

      asked.

      A lump formed in my throat. Quinn. What had she done? "Your daughter? What do you

      mean?"

      "Don't play dumb with me," Iris said coldly, taking her glasses off and tossing them onto the

      desk. "How many times? Once? Twice?" Her voice was cold and hard.

      I was at a loss at first. "What are you getting at?"

      "I'll show you what happened. After you packed me off to New York."

      She tilted her twenty-two-inch plasma screen so I could see the TMZ.com web page. And the

      headline.

      When the Cat's Away, Her Kitt
    en Will Play

      Can anyone say rehab? Quinn Whitaker, the sixteen-year-old daughter of Metronome honcho

      Iris Whitaker, let it all hang out on Saturday night (consider a bra next time, Quinn!), throwing

      the party of the year while Mom was out of town. Hollywood celebretards Rumer Willis,

      Vanessa Hudgens, Hania Barton, and Quinn's boy toy, actor/DJ Blake Miller, joined Quinn in

      sucking down the SoCo and stripping down in the hot tub. Who's the most effed up rich kid in

      L.A. now, Jamie Lynn?

      I swallowed. "Oh my God," I said. I knew Quinn was no angel, but I didn't think she had it in

      her.

      "Do you know that I have never ever let her stay at home for a weekend before? Her father was

      on location in Vancouver. And when you called and said that this was the last time I could meet

      Holden for this big movie, I thought, Okay, she's a big girl. I can trust her." Iris tapped her

      fingernails on her BlackBerry, and underneath the desk I could hear her kicking something

      with her foot. She was so agitated that she literally couldn't sit still. "In one night, all of that

      hard work--of being home with her, of having dinner every night, of making sure she didn't

      turn into yet another Hollywood casualty--all of that was gone." She got up from her chair and

      turned her back to me. "What you did was unconscionable."

      I felt horrible for Iris, but I didn't see how it was my fault. Quinn had thrown a party--what did

      that have to do with me? "I don't understand," I said.

      "What did you think was going to happen? That she just wanted some quiet time to herself?"

      Suddenly I wanted to sit down, but I was strangely afraid to. I didn't like where this was going.

      "She told me everything, you know. All about your little deal." Iris turned around and shook

      her head at me in disbelief. "The fact that you would use a teenage girl like that..." She paused.

      "You know, in all my years in Hollywood, this is the lowest I've seen anyone stoop."

      I couldn't meet her gaze--I stared down at the floor. I felt nausea creeping up on me, as well as

      a dawning comprehension of what sort of trouble I might be in. I couldn't believe Quinn had

      told her everything. Hadn't we agreed it was a secret?

      "And this is the best part. I got a call from Michael Deming this morning."

     


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