“We came here to find him, didn’t we?” said Gurder.
“Yes! But what do we actually do?”
“Well, of course, we . . . we . . . that is, we’ll . . .”
“We don’t even know what a departure lounge is.”
“The Thing said it’s a room where humans wait to get on an airplane,” said Masklin.
Gurder prodded Angalo with an accusing finger.
“You’re frightened, aren’t you,” he said. “You’re frightened that if we see Grandson Richard, 39, it’ll mean there really is an Arnold Bros and you’ll have been wrong! You’re just like your father. He could never stand being wrong either!”
“I’m frightened about you,” said Angalo. “Because you’ll see that Grandson Richard is just a human. Arnold Bros was just a human, too. Or two humans. They just built the Store for humans. They didn’t even know about nomes! And you can leave my father out of this, too.”
The Thing opened a small hatch on its top. It did that sometimes. When the hatches were shut, you couldn’t see where they were, but whenever the Thing was really interested in something, it opened up and extended a small silver dish on a pole, or a complicated arrangement of pipes.
This time it was a piece of wire mesh on a metal rod. It started to turn slowly.
Masklin picked up the box.
While the other two argued, he asked, quietly, “Do you know where this lounge thing is?”
“Yes,” said the Thing.
“Let’s go, then.”
Angalo looked round.
“Hey, what are you doing?” he said.
Masklin ignored him. He said to the Thing: “And do you know how much time we have before he starts going to Florida?”
“About half an hour.”
ABOUT THE AUTHOR
TERRY PRATCHETT’s novels have sold more than thirty-two million copies and have inspired a devoted worldwide following. In addition to his best-selling adult books about Discworld, Mr. Pratchett has also written several books for young readers, including THE WEE FREE MEN and the Johnny Maxwell trilogy: ONLY YOU CAN SAVE MANKIND, JOHNNY AND THE DEAD, and JOHNNY AND THE BOMB. Mr. Pratchett was awarded Britain’s highest honor for a children’s novel, the Carnegie Medal, for THE AMAZING MAURICE AND HIS EDUCATED RODENTS.
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OTHER WORKS
The Wee Free Men
A Hat Full of Sky
The Amazing Maurice and His Educated Rodents
The Carpet People
The Dark Side of the Sun
Strata
Only You Can Save Mankind
Johnny and the Dead
Johnny and the Bomb
The Unadulterated Cat (illustrated by Gray Jolliffe)
Good Omens (with Neil Gaiman)
THE DISCWORLD SERIES
The Color of Magic
The Light Fantastic
Equal Rites
Mort
Sourcery
Wyrd Sisters
Pyramids
Guards! Guards!
Eric
Moving Pictures
Reaper Man
Witches Abroad
Small Gods
Lords and Ladies
Men at Arms
Soul Music
Feet of Clay
Interesting Times
Maskerade
Hogfather
Jingo
The Last Continent
The Fifth Elephant
The Truth
The Thief of Time
Night Watch
Monstrous Regiment
The Last Hero: A Discworld Fable
(illustrated by Paul Kidby)
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* Nome generations, that is. Nomes live ten times faster than humans. To them, ten years is a long time.