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    Pookie Aleera is Not My Boyfriend

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      Mr Chambers sprays a mist of water

      on my hair

      and snips on top.

      Grandpop finishes texting

      and slips the phone into his pocket.

      ‘Now, what was I saying?’ he asks.

      Mr Chambers winks at me and says,

      ‘Football, you were talking about footy.’

      LAURA

      Ms Arthur said,

      ‘It’s not

      pop stars

      or actors

      or supermodels

      or celebrities

      or millionaires

      or sports stars

      who are lucky and special . . .

      it’s

      someone who has

      a partner

      a friend

      a parent

      who loves them.’

      I remember her saying that

      when I’m walking home from school

      and I see Mum,

      waving to me

      from the front verandah,

      waiting to take me to Johnson’s Café

      for a strawberry thickshake,

      to celebrate

      her one day off work.

      CAMERON

      Mum was mixing gooey stuff in a bowl

      when I woke up

      and I thought it looked like fun

      so I asked her if I could help,

      you know, stirring it around

      and maybe I could lick the bowl

      when she finished?

      She took off her apron,

      handed it to me

      and helped me tie it behind my back.

      I felt kind of silly wearing it

      but I could wipe my hands on it

      whenever they got sweaty

      from all the stirring I did

      with the wooden spoon.

      It took a lot of mixing before Mum was happy

      with the gluggy goo in the bowl

      and we added some shredded coconut

      and then she let me stir it some more

      while she spread a thin smear of butter

      on a baking tray.

      She checked the oven was the right temperature

      while I dolloped lumps of the mix on the tray.

      She showed me how to press them flat

      with the palm of my hand

      and then let me lick the bowl.

      We slid the tray into the oven

      and set the timer for twenty minutes.

      I sat in front of the stove

      eating my Weet-Bix

      waiting

      smelling

      watching.

      When Mum tipped the biscuits out on the rack

      I couldn’t resist

      even though they were so hot

      I juggled one like a cricket ball

      before taking a huge steaming bite.

      Delicious!

      Mum let me take ten,

      yes, ten Anzac biscuits

      to school

      to share at lunchtime

      with the gang.

      My biscuits I’d baked.

      MICK

      It came to me

      when we were eating Cameron’s biscuits.

      Or ‘biting the bikkies’ as Selina joked.

      They were sweet and crunchy

      and smelt like warm butter.

      I didn’t believe Cameron had baked them

      until I saw him blush

      when we all said how good they were.

      And it came to me,

      out of nowhere,

      this thought,

      this idea I can’t get out of my head.

      In class all afternoon

      I stare out the window thinking of nothing else,

      except this single simple idea.

      Only it’s kind of hard to explain,

      that’s why I keep turning it over in my head.

      It’s got to do with Cameron and his biscuits

      and how we all loved scoffing them

      and

      how it made Cameron feel good sharing,

      and watching us eat them!

      And I remembered yesterday morning,

      Laura watching Mr Korsky laugh,

      and the look on her face.

      That’s when I realised,

      it all made sense

      and I almost fell off my chair

      which happens a bit during maths

      but that’s because I’m usually falling asleep.

      Not this time.

      This time it was my brilliant idea.

      Laura was happy doing something for Mr Korsky.

      Mr Korsky was happy

      with whatever it was she did.

      Cameron was happy sharing Anzacs

      and we were all very, very happy eating them

      and

      and

      and

      that’s when I knew what to do.

      What to say tomorrow at lunchtime

      to the gang

      who think I’m a leader

      when I’m not

      but this time

      maybe I can make a suggestion

      and we can all try my idea

      for a week

      and see what happens.

      CAMERON

      I admit it,

      I don’t usually ride home on Dexter Street,

      where Ms Arthur

      just happens to live

      but

      it’s a nice street

      with no dogs to chase me

      and there’s a scatter of gravel

      where I can practise skids on my bike

      and I can’t help it

      if I glance,

      just casually,

      into Ms Arthur’s yard

      and I’m not really looking for the sports car

      or Pookie Aleera,

      the ponytail man,

      but, I swear,

      if he comes out into the yard

      I’m going to wave and call out his name

      again.

      Maybe I’ll stop and shake his hand,

      introduce myself,

      ‘Hi, I’m Cameron . . .

      and you’re . . .’

      The old lady at the corner house,

      weeding her garden

      waves to me

      every time I pass.

      I wave back,

      keeping a lookout for Pookie.

      ALEX

      On Baxter’s Hill

      the wind bangs the door

      of the ghost house

      as Rachel and I

      stand outside

      staring into the lonely yard

      where the dog chains

      are rusting in the stinkweed

      and every window pane is broken

      and a piece of roofing iron

      flaps like a wounded bird.

      The gate creaks

      as Rachel opens it

      and steps through

      reaching behind for my hand.

      A crow lands on the chimney

      and squawks,

      as if to scare us away.

      Rachel whispers,

      ‘Do you think Mr Baxter would mind?’

      I hope his ghost

      is as hard of hearing as he was.

      The blade grass prickles my legs,

      please don’t let there be snakes,

      or spiders or rats.

      We’re two steps away from the ver
    andah

      when the door opens

      with the wind

      and I can see

      all the way down the hallway

      to the kitchen

      where one chair stands beside a table

      waiting,

      and Rachel says, ‘Alex’

      as we reach the front door

      and just as I’m about

      to step into the house

      the wind blows hard

      and slams the door

      like a hammer.

      Rachel screams

      or was it me?

      We both turn and run

      and don’t stop

      until we reach the rock ledge

      on the hill overlooking the ghost house,

      the sweat on the back of my neck

      chills my body

      and Rachel says, ‘Alex’

      and I answer, ‘Yes’

      and she giggles nervously,

      ‘Can we not go inside, please?’

      We both stare

      at Mr Baxter’s house

      and the door opens slowly

      as if daring us to try once more

      and I say to Rachel,

      ‘Okay, let’s not.’

      SELINA

      Today is mufti day

      and we’ve all brought in a gold coin donation

      for World Vision and the starving children

      all over the world

      and

      everyone has worn their favourite clothes.

      Most of the boys wear footy jerseys and jeans

      and

      the girls wear riding pants and boots,

      but

      the two best outfits are

      Ms Arthur

      who wears her old school uniform from Year Twelve,

      ‘Too many years ago,’ she says.

      She looks funny in a tartan skirt

      and a white blouse with matching socks!

      And Cameron wears

      black jeans and a red T-shirt

      with his hair tied back in a ponytail.

      On his T-shirt

      he’s written in black texta,

      ‘Who is Pookie Aleera?’

      When Ms Arthur sees him,

      she giggles and says,

      ‘Nice haircut, Cameron.

      I like a man with a ponytail.’

      Cameron blushes,

      redder than his T-shirt!

      MICK

      When we sit together at lunch today

      Alex asks Cameron

      if he’s got any more biscuits.

      We all look eagerly at Cameron

      who sadly shakes his head.

      No one says anything for a minute,

      all of us thinking of their steaming buttery taste.

      ‘I’ve got an idea,’ I say, nervously.

      Pete answers quickly,

      ‘Anything to do with food?’

      ‘Not exactly.

      But it could be, if you want.

      It’s the best idea I’ve ever had.’

      Everyone leans forward

      and I wish I hadn’t said that.

      ‘Well, maybe the second best . . .’

      I wait a few seconds,

      just to be sure everyone is listening.

      I keep my voice low,

      ‘We all agree, for one week,

      to be nice to everybody . . .

      and see what happens.’

      I sit back and wait.

      Rachel looks at Alex

      who looks at Pete

      who looks at Cameron

      who looks at Selina

      who stares at me and says,

      ‘So what’s your idea?’

      ‘That’s it,’ I say.

      ‘We be nice to everyone.

      Just for a week.’

      Rachel scratches her head,

      ‘But aren’t we nice all the time?’

      Cameron looks at his empty lunch box,

      ‘I reckon a better idea

      is to make another batch of biscuits!’

      Selina giggles, ‘Yeah, now that’s real nice!’

      I say,

      ‘No. No. No.

      You don’t get it.

      I mean really really nice.

      Let’s go out of our way

      to do something . . . special,

      for someone else

      and see what happens.

      Just for a week.’

      Cameron laughs and says,

      ‘Great idea, Mick. Brilliant!’

      Everyone looks at Cameron.

      I say, ‘Thanks.’

      Cameron giggles,

      ‘That’s okay, I was just being nice.’

      Everyone laughs.

      Even me.

      But we all agree

      to give it a try.

      For one week.

      MICK

      I should make the first move,

      it being my idea.

      So before the bell rings

      for the end of lunch,

      I leave the gang

      and walk to the bench where Laura sits,

      alone, of course.

      As I sit down she closes the book she’s reading

      her eyes looking everywhere all at once

      except at me.

      I’m sure her knees are shaking,

      just like mine.

      I stretch my legs, look at the hole in my right shoe,

      even whistle a little

      just to show I’m relaxed

      and exactly where I want to be

      except

      I have no idea what to say

      to Laura.

      I can hardly ask how the nose is running, can I?

      Two statues on a seat, that’s us.

      I glance at my watch,

      three minutes until the bell.

      I don’t know what to do with my hands

      so I put them under my legs

      to keep them from waving around

      like a lost puppet.

      Laura turns to me and says

      in a quiet voice,

      ‘Is this a dare?’

      I look quickly towards the gang

      afraid they’re all laughing

      or making rude gestures.

      ‘No. No way, Laura.

      I just . . .’

      I haven’t really thought this through, have I?

      She says,

      ‘I don’t need someone to sit beside, you know.’

      She holds up the book

      as if to say she has a friend.

      ‘Yeah. I mean, no.

      I . . . I thought you might like to sit

      with the rest of us.’

      What am I saying?

      Laura looks from me to the gang

      and back to me.

      She’s about to answer

      when the bell rings

      and I jump up

      eager to get away

      but

      that makes me look foolish

      so I sit down again,

      as Laura stands

      and when she looks at me

      I notice the pity

      as if she doesn’t want to hurt my feelings.

      All she says is,

      ‘Thanks.’

      She turns to walk to class

      and I call out,

      ‘Maybe tomorrow then.’

      She doesn’t look around.

      Tomorrow is Saturday.


      LAURA

      Mum says,

      ‘If in doubt,

      count to ten before answering.’

      But when Mick invited me

      to join his gang,

      I wanted to spring up

      and shout yes!

      But Mum’s voice crept in

      and I waited

      and thought about it.

      Why?

      Why now?

      Why me?

      I didn’t like the answers

      whispering in my head.

      I looked across at his gang.

      They were all doing their best

      not to look this way

      but I couldn’t trust myself

      or them

      or anything except the book in my hands.

      Why did he pick on me?

      I’m happy on the bench,

      it’s my spot,

      my place.

      Why did he pick on me?

      MICK

      In class,

      my mind plays gymnastics.

      She likes a book more than me?

      She likes a hard wooden seat

      better than the grass

      and the gang?

      Ms Arthur wrote twenty questions

      in her flowing handwriting on the board.

      I answered them,

      easy,

      one after the other,

      in my notebook.

      I looked at Laura

      sitting in the third row

      and I asked my own questions,

      and spent the afternoon

      not answering them.

      CAMERON

      I’ve just switched on my new iPad

      that Grandma bought me,

      when Dad knocks on my door

      and asks me if I want to play

      parisian rings in the backyard

      and

      I’ve just linked to a YouTube video

      of these skater dudes doing half-pipes,

      but I don’t want to hurt Dad’s feelings,

      so I mumble about homework

      and Dad says

      we should play parisian rings instead

      if he can suggest ten good reasons.

      So I pause YouTube

      and Dad holds up one finger:

      ‘It’s a beautiful sunny day outside.’

      He holds up two fingers:

      ‘It’s . . . it’s not raining’,

      which is really just the same reason as his first one,

      but I don’t say anything.

      Three fingers:

      ‘It’s . . . it’s more fun than an iPad!’

      I frown.

      He hasn’t seen YouTube lately.

      Dad’s starting to look fidgety,

      like I do in class when I don’t know the answer

     


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