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    Tom Jones Saves the World

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      She’ll understand.

      Uncle Robert’s surprise

      Ruth: Isn’t it nice of Cleo to take Grandpa Jones

      on a picnic with Tom?

      Robert: Yes, dear. I would have liked to go as well.

      Ruth: Oh Robert, stop it.

      It’s to make Grandpa Jones feel better.

      He’s been very sick.

      Robert: It’s probably the food they serve at that

      Nursing Home.

      Ruth: Yes, you’re right, they can’t cook like me.

      Robert: I could cook better, I reckon.

      Ruth: Well, let’s not get carried away, dear.

      Robert: I’m trying to learn, Ruth.

      Ruth: You’re very trying, my dear.

      Robert: I saw the cake you baked with Cleo.

      Apple and Sultana—her favourite.

      Ruth: It was a special treat for her, dear.

      Robert: I might try and cook one next time.

      I’m ready to bake cakes now, Ruth.

      Ruth: But is the world ready to eat them, Robert?

      Strangely normal

      Dad has been acting very strange lately.

      Well, more than usual.

      He doesn’t talk the same.

      He speaks normally.

      Sometimes

      he almost sounds like Grandpa.

      Weird.

      He cracks jokes.

      He calls me Son, not Thomas.

      He calls Mum, “Babs”, or “darling”!

      Last night,

      he even invited me into his study

      and showed me his new bottle tops!

      I acted interested.

      I told him the Chinese ones

      were amazing!

      I kept saying how considerate Grandpa was

      to send him all these bottle tops,

      and, would you believe, Dad agreed!

      I wasn’t serious about

      the Dead Parent Wishes.

      I was

      dreaming!

      Joking.

      Fooling around.

      Not right in the head.

      Just kidding.

      Okay.

      Chapter Twelve

      THE TIME OF HIS LIFE

      Saturday

      Saturday,

      bright sunshine,

      a gentle breeze,

      and a basket full of food.

      Cleo, Grandpa, and me

      hop into a taxi

      and say, “Murchison Creek, please.”

      The taxi-driver smiles and says,

      “This is a car, mate,

      not a boat!

      But I’ll take you to Brady Lane

      and you can walk from there, okay?”

      I can smell the food

      in Cleo’s basket.

      I can’t wait.

      The time of his life

      “Come on, you snappy little fellow.

      The water’s boiling.

      Me and Tiger and the Queen of Pacific Palms

      are waiting for a feast.

      Come on, take the bite—

      Gotcha!”

      Grandpa jerks the line

      and the yabby lands on the bank.

      Grandpa’s laugh booms across the field.

      Me and Cleo smile to each other

      and watch Grandpa, on the blanket,

      having the time of his life.

      Lunch, and music

      The three of us

      can’t eat another bite.

      Aunt Ruth’s cake,

      three slices each.

      We lie back

      and look up at the deep blue sky,

      through the willows.

      Then,

      I hear music,

      strange wailing music,

      coming from across the field,

      getting nearer.

      Cleo and Grandpa

      can hear it too.

      We stand

      to see where it’s coming from,

      but the grass is too high.

      I’m sure it’s getting closer.

      I can hear the beat of the drums,

      and the wail of the singer.

      The three of us spin around

      when we hear a twig snap

      behind us,

      and it’s

      Barbara

      dressed in her belly dancer costume!

      She’s dancing with her hands arched

      high above her head,

      swinging to the rhythm of the music

      coming from behind the trees.

      Mum shimmies forward

      and does a swirling turn near Grandpa.

      Grandpa’s smiling so much

      I’m worried he’ll have another stroke.

      He takes Mum’s hand

      and she twirls around him.

      Me and Cleo

      start clapping along to the music,

      still getting louder,

      as Mum and Grandpa belly dance

      along

      the banks of Murchison Creek

      on this perfect Saturday.

      The music

      The music fades to a stop

      as Mum and Grandpa hug.

      I can’t help myself—

      I take Cleo’s hand

      and give her a kiss,

      a big, wet, sloppy, disgusting,

      but kind of nice kiss on her lips

      to thank her for another brilliant idea,

      then I go to Mum and hug her—

      it’s sounds soppy I know but

      I reckon this is the best day of my life

      and

      as I’m hugging Mum,

      I look over her shoulder

      and see

      Arnold

      coming out from behind the trees

      holding a ghetto-blaster.

      Dad is the music!

      Dad walks towards us,

      puts the ghetto-blaster down

      on the picnic blanket

      and holds out his hand

      to Grandpa

      “Hello, Dad, it’s nice to see you,”

      he says.

      Grandpa takes Dad’s hand

      and says

      “Hello, Tiger,

      bloody good to see you too!”

      They stand there shaking hands

      and Dad wraps his arm

      around Grandpa’s shoulder

      and gives him a hug,

      a hug I know he’s been

      waiting to give Grandpa

      for twenty years.

      First published 2002 by University of Queensland Press

      Box 6042, St Lucia, Queensland 4067 Australia

      Reprinted 2003

      www.uqp.uq.edu.au

      © Steven Herrick 2002

      This book is copyright. Except for private study, research, criticism or reviews, as permitted under the Copyright Act, no part of this book may be reproduced, stored in a retrieval system, or transmitted in any form or by any means without prior written permission. Enquiries should be made to the publisher.

      Typeset by University of Queensland Press

      Printed in Australia by McPherson’s Printing Group

      Distributed in the USA and Canada by

      International Specialized Book Services, Inc.,

      5824 N.E. Hassalo Street, Portland, Oregon 97213–3640

      Cataloguing in Publication Data

      National Library of Australia

      Herrick, Steven.

      Tom Jones saves the world.

      I. Title.

      For children.

      A823.3

      ISBN 0 7022 3336 6

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