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      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~

      Secrets and errors Naomi had blocked -

      she's guilty of shallow devotion -

      when into a recent rebellion she walked

      and felt her assistant's emotion.

      Against anonymity's essence, he said,

      he would gather the days of his youth

      and carry the bubble of knowledge ahead

      and send up the banner of truth.

      His temperament passionate, kind of like mine

      in my youth, you'll recall if you know me

      he thinks there's a glory to drawing the line...

      but why take it out on Naomi?

      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~

      Bowl me over, rough and lively

      bend my faith and temperament

      eat the box of moments nicely

      moments comfortably misspent

      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~

      "Neither vinegar nor turpentine

      could get this gravy out,"

      said Naomi of a stain upon her vest

      "but the form is strongly serpentine...

      Organic? there's no doubt.

      Let the gravy style spill over to the rest!"

      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~

      According to rugged assistants

      to debutantes in The Resistance,

      the center will scatter

      though what does it matter

      when aliens mass in the distance?

      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~

      Than Ivy no one's more rambunctious,

      professionals agree,

      in tones so sensitive and unctuous

      with sober certainty

      she heats the room like real fire

      she method acts so deep

      they're challenged by their own desire

      and the learning curve is steep.

      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~

      4TH OF JULY

      Today is the wildest festival of fire

      air-style flowers hanging so much higher

      awe-regarding experts glowing from applause

      talent with a match must be digging ooohs and ahhhs

      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~

      Beautiful controller, your

      hair is in a roller, for

      you're going with a bowler

      to the wedding of a cop.

      You eye a large flat noodle, in

      your sweater with its poodle, when

      the whole kit and kaboodle

      comes a-crashing to a stop.

      A rosy air of glory, how

      that uncle told a story! Now

      the place seems hunky-dory

      for the sacred Special Op.

      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~

      Little Wanda Plaster-Caster

      gathered bowls of stuff for Master

      gathered knobs and lucky rocks

      gathered shoes and sucky socks

      worked the beach from tide to tide

      year to year, and then she died.

      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~

      The instinct toward watching your mileage

      can decline when your trailer of silage

      exhibiting growth

      and fragility both,

      starts veering your truck off a high ledge.

      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~

      Caught on tape for all to see

      diving from the balcony...

      Must you catch your brother's hand,

      drag him past the rafters, and

      exercise your right to drop

      ice cubes as you belly flop

      in a pool of white champagne,

      earning everyone's disdain?

      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~

      The silvery glasses of Wanda

      disappeared in the back of her Honda

      every inch she has scoured

      but her specs were devoured

      by Koko, her wild Anaconda.

      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~

      When landing in a hopeful dell

      catch the gaze of Honest Nell

      ask for information tawdry

      promise it to Wistful Audrey

      scatter bread down by the bridge

      to call the birds for Simple Midge.

      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~

      Disjointedly tugging her jumper

      Naomi ad-libbed from the bumper

      of her pink eighteen-wheeler

      that his faith might seem realer

      if the Reverend would quit trying to hump her.

      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~

      Kimono my house, serious girl

      work out on my Tilt-a-Whirl

      make your quiet circulation

      catch an exercise vacation.

      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~

      Because of their youthful propensity

      toward serious solid immensity,

      at dinner they scattered

      and would, when it mattered,

      diet with passionate intensity.

      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~

      Fire keeps emerging

      from the most metallic features

      of the crocodile robots'

      green regard.

      If you'd told me we'd be roasted

      by some inorganic creatures

      we'd have held the barbecue

      out in the yard.

      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~

      His fall felt like a rock or two

      was hidden in his sock and you

      were shrieking like a cockatoo

      that's had too much excitement.

      He caught up with infinity

      and bought in to divinity

      within the numb vicinity

      of gravity's indictment.

      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~

      Cops and monsters work the city,

      looking scary, blue and strong

      cost us all much time and pity

      set up schools for right and wrong

      break down bridges over muddy

      pools where fatal burdens drop

      nonetheless they're buddy-buddy

      reckless monster, brutal cop.

      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~

      Obliviously eating every onion wisp in sight,

      Naomi fires off a steamy note

      to the lawyers of the neighborhood establishing the right

      of their servants to decline the right to vote.

      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~

      Meat, my boy, declines all offers

      hangs by hooks and fills your coffers

      up with silver, if you gather

      wasted scraps, but if you'd rather

      drop all that, pursue your studies

      careers in meat go to your buddies.

      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~

      The kimono guy bends vegetables within his inner closet

      While watching him on video, the therapist may pause it

      where an onion at the tearing point regards its strange tormentor

      Is this therapist at work, or just some sicko video renter?

      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~

      Because there's earth beneath his ears

      and sand between his toes,

      the crocodile will shed no tears,

      imaginary clothes,

      or habits held too easily

      by one so big and deadly

      You bring his meal in queasily -

      his favorite: Three-Being Medley.

      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~

      The thieves and leaves are ashen

      as the women and the dwarves

      who remember youthful passion

      in their rooms above the wharves

      Since their faith has been forgotten

      like an anvil gone to rust

      and their temperament grown rotten

      they've found nobody to trust.

      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~

      Kitchen anesthetic masks an inner discontent

      that the healthy sober bureaucrats suspect

      from our creepy style of housekeeping, where spoons and forks get bent

      like the moral institutions we reject.

      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~

      Whe
    n the plastic books go hiding

      and your talent goes to waste

      and you're selling vinyl siding

      to the witches eating paste

      then it's circus day for dancers

      in their treacherous pink shoes

      though they question your enhancers

      and they shout the mercy blues.

      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~

      Sleepy Earth sits small and wet

      never dreams it's someone's pet

      in the heavens far away

      the owner shouts, "It's time to play!"

      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~

      Place mushrooms in a copper bowl

      and check the beer for rocks

      the meat gets hung from yonder pole

      to roughly shadow box

      for tenderness and seasoning

      before you light the grill

      the neighbors heard your reasoning

      and picnicked on the hill.

      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~

      Swamping us under with treacherous art,

      the masters of image stand distant

      from that which they sell us at MegaLoMart

      where common good taste's non-existent.

      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~

      Pretty fancy, magazine men

      glowing red with feeling

      busted in the soup tureen, when

      gazes caught you stealing

      meat and noodles served with class

      to those who dine politely

      not for you who show a pass

      and get ejected nightly.

      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~

      An asthmatic but secretive sailor

      has traveled the world in a mailer

      he furthered the stealth mood

      by eating just health food

      and not laughing through his inhaler.

      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~

      THANKSGIVING

      A platter of bird flesh, a simple libation

      are reasons I may acquiesce

      but the cranberry cylinder's red corrugation

      is key to Thanksgiving success.

      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~

      Apparently nothing magnetic

      would stick to the dancer's prosthetic

      "The solution, I feel,

      is an upgrade to steel."

      After that, things were way copacetic.

      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~

      Brawling with some pupils, the shrewd substitute now reaches

      for the stun gun so essential to the style by which he teaches.

      Though the watered-down curriculum impedes the task he's chosen,

      no compasses or chem labs means less injury, explosion.

      In the corner, when the twitching stops, the students snarl and slaver -

      Thank God they make the parents sign a seventeen-page waiver.

      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~

      Beneath your frozen dollar bills,

      it all comes down to reckless thrills

      like entering a deadly pool

      of fire on your way to school

      with patchy tires while driving fast -

      quit acting out my sordid past!

      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~

      Aside from his special devotion

      to Band-Aids and calamine lotion,

      the child who was bitten

      was certainly smitten

      with holler-based forms of emotion.

      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~

      Feeling older, Roscoe said,

      emerges as a song

      one you bought on 8-track

      when "enchantment" was too strong

      a word to use for high school hops

      though "exercise" came close

      "in futility," adds Roscoe -

      he's always so morose.

      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~

      Come downstairs and eat some stuff

      eighty pounds is not enough

      to weigh when you are six foot eight

      so come downstairs and clean your plate.

      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~

      Muddy blue hair and a dinner balloon

      make Wanda a fashion magician.

      Offered approval for changing her tune,

      she yields to the deadly beautician

      and lets her establish a special equation

      to wiggle a cork of champagne

      through her pink flesh like an open invasion -

      Variety matters, not pain.

      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~

      Upstairs, downstairs, all around the school

      wherefore, therefore, bending every rule

      tearing up the dance floor, tearing down your mind

      throwing off the burden of a talent too refined

      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~

      Where test tubes and deep curiosity

      breed reptiles of fatal ferocity

      the snake-handlers act

      with twice as much tact

      then sudden substantial velocity.

      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~

      Bowling for mushrooms, affection and bread

      Naomi lets everything go to her head

      exceptions are logic and sometimes champagne

      she's partial to parties that open her brain.

      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~

      With her bottle of whisky besotted,

      the ESPN camera spotted

      a gymnastics star

      at an uneven bar

      exceeding her timeframe allotted.

      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~

      CHRISTMAS

      Joy to the wombat

      forget about combat

      and hide the map to doom

      Let every wispy girl

      shimmy, jump and twirl

      and not hide in her room

      and not hide in her room

      and no-o-o-o-o-ot hide in her room.

     



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