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    The April 2012 Um-Yangian

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      of course,

      but in their proper place -

      the box of pictures taken down

      from the shelf

      needing to be organized,

      the busy clamoring of children

      just outside the door

      ready

      to come

      in.

      Let’s extrapolate

      and say

      it was the act of a harsh

      and vengeful god

      who’s beliefs, coincidentally,

      just happen

      to mirror

      my own

      insecurities

      and perceived

      weaknesses,

      god

      damn you

      god

      I am

      I am so much better now

      that I’ve castigated myself

      this once

      again and have been saved

      and freed

      to punish all those other

      evil doers

      in your name

      mostly

      guilt

      free

      hallelujah

      do I hear a call to action,

      can I get a witness

      amen

      Let’s just say

      I have this run jump kick fall down

      pop up and do it again boy

      in my class

      whose mom is an entomologist at university

      and who regularly posts links

      such as “nature will eat you”

      and her boy wrote a 5,7,5 insect poem that won the 13 and under division

      I hear some crickets

      They soon will be lizard food

      I am sure of that

      pretty cool for a 7 year old who sees our grins

      with a confusion

      as we read not only his poem

      but the judges comments:

      This short poem describes a scene – states a

      fact, really – with unfiltered honesty and precision, almost in

      defiance of the allegory typically demanded by adult literature. Its

      legitimacy, both of the protagonist’s thought process and of the

      crickets’ fate, was refreshing. Though the setting is ambiguous – did

      he buy crickets at the pet store to feed to his brother’s lizard? Is

      he listening to crickets in his yard and projecting on their fate? –

      we are comforted by his assurance that, indeed, these crickets will be

      silenced soon … The poet wades through multiple literary themes, in

      just three short lines: omniscient narrator, tragedy of life and

      death, the fate of the weak in the face of a predator. Despite the

      maturity of his words, though, we were reminded of our childhoods,

      when the world is filled, at once, with surety and imagination.

      We congratulate the poet on penning this extraordinary piece and thank

      him for sharing –

      and let’s just say by chance he chooses

      to become a poet someday

      we can only hope that his profound befuddlement continues

      with our own when we have poetry judges tell us what a precocious 7 year old means,

      might have meant, wanted to say

      but could only imply

      in a lonely 17 syllables

      For years

      he perfected the art

      of drawing his love

      on a grain of rice

      when he finally looked up

      to show her

      she was even

      more beautiful

      than he had

      imagined

      I think Hamlet

      was a total putz

      until I start to question

      the easy answers

      the “I think Hamlet” poem

      most definitely

      an inferior haiku

      so what do you think?

      the love governor – a love/anti-love declaration and rant

      (before we begin -

      you, on the other side of the aisle,

      be sure to apologize profusely for you have offended those

      who believe you don’t have a right to express

      your own opinions)

      all righty

      let today’s session begin-

      transvaginal probes

      government small enough

      to fit into your vagina

      no really,

      if you were raped

      (and by the way just what were you wearing)

      you really wouldn’t mind your government

      probing you again would you, slutty lady

      and why wouldn’t you want to have

      that rapists baby-

      sally from accounting

      we need to know

      why you are on the pill

      every sperm is sacred mr smith

      sorry, we know you’re a man

      but we’re an Equal Opportunity Employer

      so tell us about this viagra

      do you have any hard evidence

      of your medical condition

      and did you hear

      santorum’s sweater vest swears

      it’s only right and natural

      procreation not recreation 2012

      who knew vulcan pon farr

      would have made it into this

      presidential election

      and don’t get me started on minneapolis

      airport restrooms, evangelical boy raping

      taxpayer sponsored marcus bachman

      stylish tough loving hug hug hug

      beat the gay out of you

      oh good lord

      we do hereby declare

      this an era of republican

      lovin for

      they really do want to

      F you over

      and over again

      so be sure

      to cinch your belt

      and don’t turn your back

      on the love governor

      from your very own

      state

      of incredulity -

      beware

      the stylish gay

      barbarians

      at

      the

      gate

      storefront of the heart

      well used concrete

      now swept clean,

      walls and windows

      bare

      of adornments,

      no next sale

      or new item

      signs

      in evidence,

      only some

      vague

      sense of something

      missing

      or perhaps

      a déjà vu

      to the passersby–

      that in their own

      hearts

      just such a space

      is waiting

      no expectation

      no recognition

      just one grand

      opening

      for love

      the 5 year old

     

      accepts it as fact

      that he has to show the 40 year old

      which buttons to press before offering

      the sage advice, “you should have picked

      the AK 47”, before he calmly shoots me

      in the back of the head -

      smear was what we played

      when we were kids,

      one football, 10 guys

      all bigger than you, and a field,

      someone hands you the ball

      and you run, juke,

      avoid the pain of getting

      smeared for as long as you can,

      “when I was growing up”, I always

      want to tell the little 5 year old smart ass,

      but the learning curve is too steep,

      arenas, strategies, the power moves

      of different characters,

      in the end, of course, I always resort

      to what I do best,

      push buttons as fa
    st as I can

      before the entire scene

      goes blank

      Don’t you hate it when your animal

      spirit guide turns out to be

      really lame and the group

      leader, who has a white Indian tiger,

      tells you those are the ones

      you can really learn from.

      He keeps going on and on

      about beauty not being in the eye

      but in the symmetry of the eyes,

      at least that’s what he heard

      on the Oprah channel,

      and it doesn’t make any sense to her

      that the bilateral symmetricals

      would ever have a soul mate

      as their right and left halves

      already make a perfectly

      serviceable whole,

      although the radial syms

      might make one great

      soulmate oreo if they could

      ever figure out who’s top

      and who’s bottom,

      and those catholics,

      it would seem to make sense

      that they would embrace

      the asexuals but the Vatican

      made that decree against cloning…

      God, if only this hermaphroditic nematode

      would just split, I think.

      Not possible, it says, we’re both

      radial and bilateral, male

      and female,

      and all androdioecy (wink, wink),

      and besides,

      we’ve just found

      a wonderful new home

      right here

      in your

      digestive

      tract.

      You were always

      black and white,

      wet nose nudging the present

      joy you knew was in my hand

      even when I didn’t,

      the long leash

      of us

      stretching

      thin

      at times

      with the irresistible

      urge

      of a dark underbrush -

      its only breaking,

      the one time

      I called

      and you didn’t look back,

      collie grin fading

      to a distant

      field,

      memories of you

      nipping

      our heels,

      your loyal, uncertain

      stragglers -

      I know it’s hard, girl

      but stay,

      we’ll catch up soon .

      The trouble is …

      always me

      shoes strewn askew

      in the doorway

      of your life

      "are you trying to kill me?!"

      you ask,

      there is no try,

      I quip,

      only do

      and you said

      that

      long ago

      when everyone kept asking

      are you sure you

      want that boy,

      he's nothing but…

      and I remember you saying

      distinctly behind

      your gauzy veil of love

      and hope,

      in front of god and all those witnesses,

      not, I guess or sure, why not

      I distinctly heard you say

      come here,

      bring it on, trouble

      yes

      I do

      no problem

      The man with the long stick

      or 2 short sticks,

      or the long and short bamboo

      swords

      ready and willing

      to hit you in any of your several

      sensitive

      body parts,

      no problem

      the skirt, the ties,

      the armor that needs to

      be perfectly aligned

      to show your proper

      fighting

      spirit,

      no problem

      if they come at you

      with feet and fists

      and throws wanting to

      submit you into

      a leg slapping, tap out

      submission,

      not even a problem

      standing

      in a 20 foot square

      alone

      with a weapon and then with

      empty hands

      to demonstrate to

      the crowd

      your mastery of

      a complex series of movements

      with power, focus, speed

      and precision -

      the long months

      before the competition

      are the problem

      knowing not today, not

      tomorrow, but soon

      you will be tested

      and the oh so glorious release

      from delayed gratification and

      discipline,

      youtube, boobtubed, feet propped up

      waiting

      for the right time,

      just the right moment

      to sweat and train,

      waiting and wondering

      how you’ll do

      when you really

      have to fight

      to survive

      Tree

      Board,

      a plank,

      a tool but more likely

      the handle of a tool,

      a hammer,

      the cannibalistic ax,

      mostly dead

      structural

      support

      for the thin, sappy

      1%,

      its green skin under

      a rough bark

      feeding tendril clones,

      those leafy solar collectors

      reaching for a sun

      to out shade the

      competition

      until

      the inevitable cold snap,

      a downturn too extreme

      threatening to burst those cells

      of perpetual growth-

      the showy fall all gold

      leaving

      the mostly dead

      99%

      on life support

      swaying, dreaming

      in the newly opened

      landscape

      of eternal, brittle

      spring -

      this

      board,

      a plank,

      a tool but more likely

      the handle of a tool,

      a hammer,

      the cannibalistic ax.

      The surprise preemie

      when her seal broke

      early

      only hinted at

      what was to come –

      months in the hospital

      being trained to constantly

      troubleshoot equipment –

      knowing when the black gasket

      wasn’t quite catching

      in the suction machine,

      dropping O2 sats, the fault

      of a probe or a hidden leak

      in the tubing of the

      ventilator,

      dirty filters, trach cuffs, gtube

      ballons to be monitored,

      replaced,

      their little boy, the fighter, the miracle,

      beater of all the doctors odds,

      so fragile

      their hope

      under the weight of the work, the pressure

      of the years to come,

      the little leaks

      of doubt

      always needing to be

      retaped each night

      with their quiet sobs

      under the covers

      while the other watches the

      heart beat

      of the machines

      sitting alone

      in the dark

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