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    Elephant Small Vol 4

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      You know the worst thing is freedom. Freedom of any kind is the worst for creativity. You know, (????) spent two months in jail in Spain, and these two months were the most enjoyable and happy in my life. Before my jail period, I was always nervous, anxious. I didn’t know if I should make a drawing, or perhaps make a poem, or go to the movies or the theatre, or catch a girl, or play with the boys. The people put me in jail, and my life became divine. Tremendous!

      The first man to compare the cheeks of a young woman to a rose was obviously a poet; the first to repeat it was possibly an idiot.

      Every morning when I wake up, I experience an exquisite joy — the joy of being (????)— and I ask myself in rapture: What wonderful things is this (????) going to accomplish today?

      Every morning when I awake, the greatest of joys is mine: that of being (????).

      Ah, UNESCO is the most garbage. Any kind of organization for the good will of the people is impossible. It is necessary for the contrary. Young people need plenty of difficulties to achieve something, you know? If you receive a little money for this, a little money for that, everything becomes mediocre, and collapses ig-no-min-i-ously!

      I have something to say about the difference between American and European cities, but I forgot what it was. I have it written down at home somewhere.

      45. Oral Hygiene

      Recent excavations have revealed

      The very first toothbrushes

      Oral hygiene, Egyptian style

      Five thousand years old ‘Crestwells’

      Ever since then, mankind has used

      Tree twigs and roots; birds feathers

      All manner of organic tools

      From porcupine quills to bones

      Roots and twigs of ‘Arak’ tree, had

      Antiseptic qualities

      While Baking Soda; Chalk, rubbed in

      Has served as toothpaste for years

      Those synthetic, man-made fibres

      Used in toothbrushes today

      Replaced the natural products

      Back in Nineteen Thirty Eight

      And then in Two Thousand and Three

      Toothbrush voted Number One

      Invention that Americans

      Couldn’t live their lives without

      46. Who Are They?

      They remain a mystery you’ll never solve

      Though you’ve followed all the leads, sought out the clues

      Even educated guesswork will involve

      Subtle powers of deduction that confuse

      If you don’t prepare the process, mentally

      You can’t qualify yourself for such a task

      But to Sherlock Holmes, it’s elementary

      If you really want to know about them, ask

      47. XS

      Mission to eXact revenge

      My eyes fiXed back in anger

      As he’s looking back in fear

      This eX acquaintance of mine

      He who shall remain nameless

      Let’s just call him Mr. X

      X-man beware; not long now

      X marks the spot; day and date

      Get on your knees; say a prayer

      Sign of the X; penance due

      Just when he least eXpects it

      Punishment shall be eXtreme

      It’s no eXaggeration

      He will wish he was eXtinct

      First I’ll eXtract my pleasure

      eXcruciating and slow

      XXX rated; brutal

      Then, at last, I can relaX

      48. Intensive

      Motorcycle accident

      ICU treatment

      In and out of consciousness

      No recollection

      Chatting with the specialist

      “Looks OK to me”

      Discharged; allowed to go home

      Seven days ago…

      Wandering about the house

      Can’t find the bathroom

      Unusual behaviour

      Frightening our son…

      It doesn’t seem possible

      You say it’s the truth

      ‘First time’ meeting of old friends

      Asking you your name…

      Seems like only yesterday…

      How could it be so?

      The events of two weeks past

      Forever a blur

      How long have I been awake?

      … Is it morning yet…?

      ###

      About The Author

      Stanski is the kind of guy who doesn’t do things by half measures.

      For example, he’s the guy who went to Thailand in 1999, to see in the New Millennium.

      He enjoyed it there so much that he decided to stay on for a while.

      He didn’t return to the UK until October…

      October 2010…!

      Stanski began writing in earnest in 2005 while recovering from a motorcycle accident, in the northern city of Chiangmai, in which he sustained serious head injuries.

      Find Stanski on Facebook

      https://www.facebook.com/stan.ski.9

      Examples of verse by Stanski can be found on his Blog, ‘Elephant Small’

      Crawling Distance

      In Decline

      The Night Jasmine

      The Fourth Millennium

      Hotel 27

      A Fetish For Frustration

      Elephant Small Vol 1

      Elephant Small Vol 2

      Elephant Small Vol 3

     



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