Michelle Basilious, however, is very real. For what it is worth, contrary to how she is depicted in the book, she loves oatmeal.
Maybe, if you hold your hands to the sky, and plead with God for the answer to a question you have never been able to resolve, she will appear.
When she does, you better be ready.
The author
Table of Contents
Dedication
Copyright
Chapter 1 Just the tip
Chapter 2 God hates fags
Chapter 3 I’m worried about the Beaver
Chapter 4 I like this boy
Chapter 5 Fuck oatmeal
Chapter 6 She took my heart
Chapter 7 Cups
Chapter 8 Show some respect
Chapter 9 Father knows best
Chapter 10 Broken people
Chapter 11 Shoes not required
Chapter 12 Dude, you’re creeping me out
Chapter 14 Heroine
Chapter 15 Are those rocks in your pocket?
Chapter 16 Who did this?
Chapter 17 Pomegranate skateboard
Chapter 18 Guilty minds
Chapter 19 The incident
Chapter 20 Trust me
Chapter 21 Semper Fi
Chapter 22 The ride
Chapter 23 I can fly
Chapter 24 Tall people
Chapter 25 Damn, that’s one tall bitch
Acknowledgements