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    Fat Tuesday

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      brass rod. Meager gray light leaked through the faded calico.

      Raindrops as heavy as sinkers dripped from the eaves of the house in

      which he'd spent the night.

      He had blessed his rescuers for saving him. He had thanked them

      profusely for their hospitality. They, in turn, had asked his blessing

      on their son and his pregnant second cousin. Father Gregory, having no

      alternative that he could see, had agreed to perform a wedding ceremony.

      It was planned for today. He hoped he remembered all the words.

      Seminary seemed eons ago. But then so did all his life prior to the

      night Basile had arrested him in that men's room in City Park.

      Gregory cursed his rotten luck. What had compelled him to cruise the

      park that evening? Why hadn't he gone to the movies instead?

      It wouldn't have mattered, he thought dismally as he pulled on his

      soiled clothes. Sooner or later Basile would have conscripted him to

      fight in his private war against Pinkie Duvall. Basile had needed

      someone with Gregory's unique combination of qualifications. If Basile

      hadn't accosted him in the park, it would have been somewhere else.

      After checking his appearance in the cloudy mirror, he left the bedroom.

      The family were gathered in the large room where the kitchen was

      separated from the living area by a bar. The groom was sitting at it

      slurping up Lucky Charms, the bride putting curlers in her hair.

      Preparations for the wedding were in full swing. A cup of coffee was

      pushed into his hand as he was introduced to the grandmas, aunts, and

      nieces who had already arrived, volunteers pitching in to get everything

      ready in time for the guests' arrival. The rain was goodnaturedly

      cursed, he was asked to intercede and ask God for sunshine later in the

      day. Smiling sickly, he promised to pass along the request. Delicious

      cooking aromas emanated from the cook stove. Cases of beer were carried

      in on the shoulders of burly male relatives. Being as unobtrusive as

      possible, Gregory moved from window to window, looking through the rain

      in search of an avenue of escape. Last night it had seemed that the

      house was built on an island. He was relieved to see that it was

      actually situated on the tip of a peninsula with a crushed-shell road

      about fifty yards long, leading from solid ground along that narrow

      finger of land to the house.

      By noon the house had begun to fill up with friends and relatives, all

      bearing food gumbos and crawfish, andouille and boudin sausages, shrimp

      creole, red beans and rice, smoked pork, even a multitiered white

      coconut cake with a plastic bride and groom on top.

      Gregory understood only a few words of their lively conversation.

      It was obvious they were a closely knit group, and that he was

      definitely the sole outsider. Each new arrival regarded him with

      suspicion. He tried to dispel their distrust with a beatific smile,

      although he wasn't sure it was convincing since his face still looked

      like it had been trampled by a horde of linebackers. None of the family

      or wedding guests asked why he was willing to perform the ceremony when

      other priests had declined on moral grounds. When he signed the marriage

      license, the father mumbled thanks.

      Although they didn't embrace the stranger in their midst, they

      thoroughly enjoyed being around each other. The walls of the house

      seemed to expand and recede with the racket they generated, especially

      when the musicians began tuning their instruments.

      At two o'clock in the afternoon, the bride sheepishly entered the large

      room. She was wearing a long, flowered dress Gregory had seen one of the

      grandmas hastily altering earlier, presumably to accommodate her

      distended stomach. The menfolk shoved the stumbling, half-drunk groom

      forward to take his place at the side of his blushing bride.

      Together they faced Father Gregory, who began the ceremony by invoking

      God's blessing on this wonderful gathering of family and friends If he

      boggled the sacrament, they weren't sober enough to notice.

      In under five minutes, the happy couple turned to one another to seal

      with a kiss a marriage that was entirely fraudulent. Father Gregory

      didn't give a flying you-know-what. He just wanted to get the hell out

      of there before he was exposed as an imposter.

      He ate with them. He drank one beer. They showed no such restraint and

      consumed seemingly endless quantities of it. The more they drank, the

      louder the music became and the more energetic the dancing. Two

      fistfights erupted but were settled with a minimum of bloodshed. As dusk

      fell, the interior of the house grew steamy from the simmering food,

      sweating people, and the passion that seemed to fuel everything they

      did. Someone opened the doors to help ventilate the house.

      And it was through one of those doors that Father Gregory sneaked out,

      wearing one of the male cousin's wool jacket and cap.

      Rain pelted him, but as soon as he cleared the doorway, he made a mad

      dash for the shed that sheltered the boat that had conveyed them there

      the night before. He didn't even consider getting back into the boat

      he'd stolen from Dredd and which was now moored beside the family's

      craft. No more swamp, thank you very much. From now on, he'd take his

      chances on land. It was rife with potential hazards, but at least they

      weren't quite as alien.

      Looking back toward the house, he saw no sign that anyone had noticed

      his escape. He ducked his head against the rain and ran from the shed.

      Moving along in a crouch, he ran as hard as he'd ever run in his life,

      exerting himself to the maximum of his limited capacity, racing until he

      thought his lungs would burst. He sobbed with unrestrained joy when he

      reached the end of the lane.

      The intersecting road was a paved two-lane state highway. Bracing his

      hands on his knees, he sucked in huge draughts of air, then struck off

      walking briskly in what he hoped was the direction of the nearest town.

      He couldn't go far on foot. His only hope was for a car to come along

      before someone at the party noticed that Father Gregory was no longer

      among them and came looking for him. Now that he had sanctified the

      sinners, he was dispensable.

      When he saw headlights coming up behind him, his heart lurched. It could

      be someone from the party, sent to find him and bring him back.

      Or it could be one of several law enforcement agencies searching for

      Mrs. Duvall's kidnappers. Or it could be someone on Pinkie Duvall's

      payroll who'd been offered a huge reward to find her abductors.

      Or it could be his ride back to civilization.

      Please, God, he prayed as he did an about-face and stuck out his thumb.

      The pickup slowed, the driver looked him over, then passed him and

      showered him with muddy rainwater. (iregory was so alsconsolate he

      sobbed. He was still crying five minutes later when the next vehicle

      came along. He must have looked so wretched that he evoked pity on the

      driver because after passing him, the car stopped.

      He jogged toward it. A teenage girl was in the passenger seat. One even

      younger was behind the wheel.
    They regarded him with interest. The

      passenger asked, "Where's your car, mister?"

      "I dumped it in the swamp after impersonating a priest in order to

      kidnap the wife of a rich and famous man."

      They giggled, assuming he'd just told them a whopper."Cool," the

      passenger said. She nodded toward the backseat."Get in."

      "Where are you headed?" he asked cautiously.

      "Rawlins," the passenger told him."We're going to party."

      "Cool," he said, repeating her word as he got in.

      The driver floored the accelerator, the car fishtailed on the rainslick

      pavement, then shot off into the wet darkness.

      No more than fifteen if that, they were dressed in a manner that would

      have made Madonna blush. See-through blouses and push-up lace

      brassieres. Their ears, noses, and lips pierced. Dramatic makeup

      accented their eyes and lips.

      When they reached the French Quarter, he asked them to drop him off, but

      they tried to wheedle him into sticking with them."We could show you a

      good time," one said.

      "Don't think we don't know how," boasted the other.

      "That's just it," he said, flashing his most engaging grin."You girls

      are too experienced for me."

      The flattery worked. They pulled to a stop at an intersection and

      Gregory got out. They blew him kisses as they drove away. He was

      astounded by their stupid recklessness. Hadn't their parents warned them

      against picking up hitchhikers? Didn't they watch the nightly news?

      For all they knew he was a pervert.

      Then, glumly, he reminded himself that he was a pervert.

      Dodging the crowds who'd defied the weather to start the Mardi Gras

      celebration, making eye contact with no one, he walked the few remaining

      blocks. His mood lifted when he reached his street. He jogged the final

      twenty yards to his townhouse. The latchkey was still hidden where he'd

      left it the morning he'd joined Basile to pick up Mrs. Duvall for an

      excursion to Jenny's House.

      "Speaking of somebody being stupid and reckless," he muttered in

      self-deprecation.

      His picture was probably being circulated throughout FBI offices all

      over the country and abroad. He was a wanted man. There was a price on

      his head for kidnapping and God only knew what other crimes.

      This was going to send his father's blood pressure off the charts.

      Gregory would be disowned and disinherited.

      So, what to do? First order of business: a cold bottle of wine and a

      long, hot shower. He would stay here tonight. Pack in the morning.

      Then get the hell out of Dodge tomorrow.

      He was a little hazy on exactly how he would finance a trip without his

      father's help. Should he throw himself on the mean old bastard's mercy

      one last time? Maybe if he spoke to his mother first, he could appeal to

      her maternal instinct, if Batlady had one.

      Deciding to sleep on it, he flipped on the light switch.

      "Hello, Gregory."

      He screamed. Two policemen were lounging on his living room sofa.

      Like giant spiders, they'd been sitting in the dark waiting for him.

      In fact, one admitted it." Bout time you showed up. For two days we've

      been waiting for you. Jesus," he said, scrutinizing Gregory's face up

      close."You look like shit. They can't call you Pretty Boy anymore." The

      other said, "Life as a fugitive just ain't what it's cracked up to be,

      huh? Well, your escapade is over. Your criminal career has been cut

      short, Gregory. Nipped in the bud, so to speak. Like that." He snapped

      his fingers an inch from Gregory's lumpy nose.

      He slumped backward against the wall, closed his eyes, and, moaning,

      rolled his head from side to side. The nightmare continued.

      rain had slacked off, but dark, sulky clouds formed a low

      ceiling over the bayou. Remy stood in the open doorway of the shack and

      watched Basile lower the boat, bow first, into the water.

      He'd patched the bullet holes with materials stored in a deep wooden box

      that stood against an exterior wall. From what she could tell, he had

      used a pitchlike substance and duct tape. The crude repair job also had

      required extensive crude swearing, but obviously it had worked because

      the boat remained afloat. He tethered it to the pier.

      "Is it watertight?" she asked as he approached the shack.

      "I might get there without sinking."

      "Where?"

      "Dredd's."

      "When?"

      "In the morning. If the rain clears out. Could you fetch me a towel?

      If I go in like this I'll track water all over the floor."

      He'd worked stubbornly and steadily throughout the day in a drenching

      rain without any protective gear. His jeans and shirt were soaked

      through. He took the towel from her with a laconic

      "Thanks," then

      retreated around the corner to wash up. When he reappeared a few minutes

      later, the towel was wrapped around his waist. Saying nothing, he took a

      change of clothing with him into the bathroom.

      His shoulders, she noticed, were sprinkled with freckles.

      When he came out of the bathroom, he motioned toward the table.

      "What's that?"

      "Supper." Using what was available, she had laid out two place settings.

      She'd even found a candle in one of the drawers where cooking utensils

      were stored. It was standing in a pool of its own wax on a cracked

      saucer, but it softened the rusticity of the shack

      "It's just chili and

      beans, but I thought you'd be hungry since you didn't eat lunch."

      "Yeah. Fine."

      He sat down and she served the meal. A box of crackers and bottled water

      rounded out their menu. They ate in silence for several minutes.

      He was the first to speak."Not quite what you're used to."

      She lowered her spoon to her bowl and gazed around the single room. It

      was furnished with mismatched castoffs, warmed by a space heater,

      lighted by a Coleman lantern, but it was snug and dry, a sanctuary from

      the hostile terrain."No, it's not what I'm used to but I like it.

      Maybe because it's so different from anything I've seen before."

      "Didn't a Cajun beau ever take you to his fishing camp on a date?"

      "I never went on a date, and I didn't have any beaux." She nibbled the

      corner off a saltine, then laid it on the rim of her bowl and reached

      for her glass of water. Catching his eye, she wondered at his

      astonishment."What?"

      "You never went on a date?"

      "Not unless you count Pinkie. I went straight from life with my mother,

      to Blessed Heart, to Pinkie's house. Not much opportunity for

      boyfriends. I didn't even attend the school-sponsored dances."

      "How come?"

      "I lived with Angel in a one-room apartment," she said quietly.

      "My impression of men wasn't very favorable. I had no desire to go to

      dances. Even if I had, Pinkie wouldn't have permitted it."

      They lapsed into another silence, broken only by their spoons clinking

      against the crockery bowls. Finally he said, "Did you ever consider

      becoming a nun?"

      The question amused her, she laughed softly."No. Pinkie had other

      plans."

      "The payback."

      "I guess you could call it that. He married
    me the night after I

      graduated."

      "No college?"

      "I wanted to go, but Pinkie wouldn't allow it."

      "Pinkie wouldn't have permitted it. Pinkie had other plans. Pinkie

      wouldn't allow it." Taking umbrage at his tone, she said, "You don't

      understand."

      "No, I don't."

      "I'm not ignorant. I took every college course by correspondence that

      was offered."

      "I don't think you're ignorant."

      "Yes you do. Your low opinion of me is all too obvious, Mr. Basile."

      Looking ready to argue, he changed his mind, shrugged, and said, "It's

      none of my business. I just can't understand how a person, man or woman,

      turns their life over to someone else and says, Here, run this for me,

      will you?" Didn't you ever make an independent decision?"

      "Yes. I once defied Pinkie's wishes and secretly applied for a job in an

      art gallery. I had studied art, I loved it, and during my interview I

      conveyed my appreciation and knowledge to the owner of the gallery.

      He hired me. It lasted two days."

      "What happened?"

      "The gallery was burned to the ground. The building and everything in it

     


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