This Changes Everything

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  February 29 - March 1, 2012

  from The Press Democrat’s website (Santa Rosa, CA, newspaper):

  Kirov, CA, to welcome alien spaceship

  Wednesday, February 29th, 2012 | Posted by Andrea

  Calling itself the “Kirov Committee to Welcome All Aliens,” a group is planning to convene Monday evening (3/5/12) at 5 p.m. to drum, chant, play music and wear reflective hats at the downtown plaza in Kirov.

  They claim an alien spaceship has landed in the plaza and they want to greet it and welcome the visitors from another galaxy.

  Don’t you love Kirov?

  COMMENTS

  Jody

  I hope the aliens bring their ponytails, otherwise they won’t get waited on…….

  Janice

  I absolutely LOVE Kirov!!!! I lived there in the '70s and am anxiously planning to relocate to the area. I would love to be there in the Plaza with everyone to welcome the Aliens!!

  John

  And why do I rag on Kirov for being left of left and smug in keeping their town as a haven for weirdios? [sic] There’s your sign!! Aliens in Kirov? It must be their home base!

  Kelly

  I do love Kirov very much, as I have lived here my whole life. I do not, however, love that our little town is always associated with such odd people/behaviors. It is really not very representative of most of us who live here. And I will bet you dollars to donuts that most of those people wearing reflective hats don’t live here.

  fmm

  Are they bringing them free foil hats to ward off the cosmic rays or what?

  Politicallyincorrect

  They will then give free health care, housing and a driver’s license to all the aliens…

  Clara

  They come in peace.