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    Kiwi Rules (New Zealand Ever After Book 1)

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      pavement: sidewalk (generally on wider city streets)

      pear-shaped, going pear-shaped: messed up, when it all goes to Hell

      penny dropped: light dawned (figured it out)

      people mover: minivan

      perve: stare sexually

      phone's engaged: phone's busy

      piece of piss: easy

      pike out: give up, wimp out

      piss awful: very bad

      piss up: drinking (noun) a piss-up

      pissed: drunk

      pissed as a fart: very drunk. And yes, this is an actual expression.

      play up: act up

      playing out of his skin: playing very well

      plunger: French Press coffeemaker

      PMT: PMS

      pohutukawa: native tree; called the “New Zealand Christmas Tree” for its beautiful red blossoms at Christmastime (high summer)

      poi: balls of flax on strings that are swung around the head, often to the accompaniment of singing and/or dancing by women. They make rhythmic patterns in the air, and it’s very beautiful.

      Pom, Pommie: English person

      pong: bad smell

      pop: pop over, pop back, pop into the oven, pop out, pop in

      possie: position (rugby). Pronounced “pozzie.”

      postie: mail carrier

      pot plants: potted plants (not what you thought, huh?)

      pounamu: greenstone (jade)

      prang: accident (with the car)

      pressie: present

      puckaroo: broken (from Maori)

      pudding: dessert

      pull your head in: calm down, quit being rowdy

      Pumas: Argentina's national rugby team

      pushchair: baby stroller

      put your hand up: volunteer

      put your head down: work hard

      rapt: thrilled

      rattle your dags: hurry up. From the sound that dried excrement on a sheep's backside makes, when the sheep is running!

      red card: penalty for highly dangerous play. The player is sent off for the rest of the game, and the team plays with 14 men.

      rellies: relatives

      rimu: a New Zealand tree. The wood used to be used for building and flooring, but like all native NZ trees, it was over-logged. Older houses, though, often have rimu floors, and they’re beautiful.

      root: have sex (you DON'T root for a team!)

      ropeable: very angry

      ropey: off, damaged (“a bit ropey”)

      rort: ripoff

      rough as guts: uncouth

      rubbish bin: garbage can

      rugged up: dressed warmly

      ruru: native owl

      Safa: South Africa. Abbreviation only used in NZ.

      sammie: sandwich

      scoff, scoffing: eating, like “snarfing”

      serviette: napkin

      shag: have sex with. A little rude, but not too bad.

      shattered: exhausted

      sheds: locker room (rugby)

      she'll be right: See “no worries.” Everything will work out. The other Kiwi mantra.

      shift house: move (house)

      shonky: shady (person). “a bit shonky”

      shout, your shout, my shout, shout somebody a coffee: buy a round, treat somebody

      sickie, throw a sickie: call in sick

      sink the boot in: kick you when you're down

      skint: broke (poor)

      slag off: speak disparagingly of; disrespect

      smack: spank. Smacking kids is illegal in NZ.

      smoko: coffee break

      snog: kiss; make out with

      sorted: taken care of

      spa, spa pool: hot tub

      sparrow fart: the crack of dawn

      speedo: Not the swimsuit! Speedometer. (the swimsuit is called a budgie smuggler—a budgie is a parakeet, LOL.)

      spew: vomit

      spit the dummy: have a tantrum. (A dummy is a pacifier)

      sportsman: athlete

      sporty: liking sports

      spot on: absolutely correct. “That’s spot on. You’re spot on.”

      squiz: look. “I was just having a squiz round.” “Giz a squiz”: Give me a look at that.

      stickybeak: nosy person, busybody

      stonkered: drunk—a bit stonkered—or exhausted

      stoush: bar fight, fight

      straight away: right away

      strength of it: the truth, the facts. “What's the strength of that?” = “What's the true story on that?”

      stroppy: prickly, taking offense easily

      stuffed up: messed up

      supporter: fan (Do NOT say “root for.” “To root” is to have (rude) sex!)

      suss out: figure out

      sweet: dessert

      sweet as: great. (also: choice as, angry as, lame as … Meaning “very” whatever. “Mum was angry as that we ate up all the pudding before tea with Nana.”)

      takahe: ground-dwelling native bird. Like a giant parrot.

      takeaway: takeout (food)

      tall poppy: arrogant person who puts himself forward or sets himself above others. It is every Kiwi's duty to cut down tall poppies, a job they undertake enthusiastically.

      Tangata Whenua: Maori (people of the land)

      tapu: sacred (Maori)

      Te Papa: the National Museum, in Wellington

      tea: dinner (casual meal at home)

      tea towel: dishtowel

      throw a wobbly: have a tantrum

      tick off: cross off (tick off a list)

      ticker: heart. “The boys showed a lot of ticker out there today.”

      togs: swimsuit (male or female)

      torch: flashlight

      touch wood: knock on wood (for luck)

      track: trail

      trainers: athletic shoes

      tramping: hiking

      trolley: shopping cart

      tucker: food

      tui: Native bird

      turn to custard: go south, deteriorate

      turps, go on the turps: get drunk

      Uni: University—or school uniform

      up the duff: pregnant. A bit vulgar (like “knocked up”)

      ute: pickup or SUV

      vet: check out

      waiata: Maori song

      wairua: spirit, soul (Maori). Very important concept.

      waka: canoe (Maori)

      Warrant of Fitness: certificate of a car's fitness to drive

      wedding tackle: the family jewels; a man’s genitals

      Weet-Bix: ubiquitous breakfast cereal

      whaddarya?: I am dubious about your masculinity (meaning “Whaddarya … pussy?”)

      whakapapa: genealogy (Maori). A critical concept.

      whanau: family (Maori). Big whanau: extended family. Small whanau: nuclear family.

      wheelie bin: rubbish bin (garbage can) with wheels.

      whinge: whine. Contemptuous! Kiwis dislike whingeing. Harden up!

      White Ribbon: campaign against domestic violence

      wind up: upset (perhaps purposefully). “Their comments were bound to wind him up.”

      wing: rugby position (back)

      wobbly; threw a wobbly: a tantrum; had a tantrum

      Yank: American. Not pejorative.

      yonks: ages. “It's been going on for yonks.”

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      ALSO BY ROSALIND JAMES

      The Escape to New Zealand series

      Reka & Hemi’s story: JUST FOR YOU

      Hannah & Drew’s story: JUST THIS ONCE

      Kate & Koti’s story: JUST GOOD FRIENDS

      Jenna & Finn’s story: JUST FOR NOW

      Emma & Nic’s story: JUST FOR FUN

      Ally & Nate’s/Kristen & Liam’s stories: JUST MY LUCK

      Josie & Hugh’s story: JUST NOT MINE

      Hannah & Drew’s story again/Reunion: JUST ONCE MORE


      Faith & Will’s story: JUST IN TIME

      Nina & Iain’s story: JUST STOP ME

      Chloe & Kevin’s story: JUST SAY YES

      Nyree & Marko’s story: JUST SAY (HELL) NO

      Zora & Rhys’s story: JUST COME OVER

      The Sinful, Montana, series

      Paige’s & Jace’s story: GUILTY AS SIN

      Lily & Rafe’s story: TEMPTING AS SIN

      Willow & Brett’s story: SEXY AS SIN

      The Portland Devils series

      Dakota & Blake’s story: SILVER-TONGUED DEVIL

      Beth & Evan’s story: NO KIND OF HERO

      The Not Quite a Billionaire series (Hope & Hemi’s story)

      FIERCE

      FRACTURED

      FOUND

      The Paradise, Idaho series (Montlake Romance)

      Zoe & Cal’s story: CARRY ME HOME

      Kayla & Luke’s story: HOLD ME CLOSE

      Rochelle & Travis’s story: TURN ME LOOSE

      Hallie & Jim’s story: TAKE ME BACK

      The Kincaids series

      Mira and Gabe’s story: WELCOME TO PARADISE

      Desiree and Alec’s story: NOTHING PERSONAL

      Alyssa and Joe’s story: ASKING FOR TROUBLE

      Thanks to my alpha read duo, Kathy Harward and Mary Guidry, for their advice and inspiration as they read along with this book, and to Mary for her assistance with other author business so I could write.

      Thanks to my husband, Rick Nolting, for reading along, and to my sister, Erika Iiams, for talking with me about the characters. Thanks as well to my son, James Nolting, for giving me my first view of the Moeraki Boulders at sunrise. True magic.

      Thank you to New Zealand for being itself.

      And finally, one big giant thank-you to my wonderful readers. I appreciate you.

     

     

     



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