“To whom it may concern –
Doesn’t anybody in our village worry about Harry Sadler, our lovable local Bank Manager? Doesn’t anybody care about the safety of our dear innocent children? Why is Mr. Sadler allowed every lunchtime to wander from his place of work to the park alongside the local school? Why is he allowed to sit on the bench overlooking the sports area and ogle the young girls in their sports clothes whilst happily munching his gossip sandwiches? Shouldn’t something be done? Shouldn’t we villagers get together and force the Police to do something? BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE!
Mrs. Gossip”