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      Chaturthi day.

      Dattanna would come every now and then to generally be of

      help and assistance. He was instrumental in getting

      Gullanna and Giri admitted to the St. Joseph’s Indian High

      School in Bangalore Cantonment. That was considered

      quite a good convent school for Indian boys. There was still

      a St. Joseph’s European High School meant only for

      Whites. Their school was some 5 miles away from home.

      On weekdays they would get a school bus to get there. But

      some times they would have Extra Classes over the

      weekends or they may miss their bus. Then they had to pack

      their rice-and-curd in tiffin carrier and trek all those 5 miles.

      So they both got bicycles. Gullanna a regular size and Giri a

      smaller one.

      Smaller it may be, but having ones own bicycle clearly put

      him in a higher category. He could even stick two fingers

      inside his mouth and whistle like a railway engine. What

      good was I? Would I ever be good enough to ride a bicycle?

      I told myself, if I ever grow up and make a lot of money, I

      would open a big school for all little boys to learn riding a

      bicycle. Cycling was easily the 3rd best choice for my

      profession after Airplane Pilot and Railway Engine Driver.

      Giri had a very mean teacher. Once Giri fell sick and

      submitted his homework assignment one day too late. The

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      teacher asked him to go sell it in the Russell Market. We all

      gave that teacher fellow, nickname ‘Russell Market’, then

      on.

      Roopa joined Kamala Bai’s Girls’ High School along with

      Vijayamchitti’s daughters Chingariakka and Mythili. It was

      quite a conservative girls-only school. I could never figure

      out what kind of a person this Kamala was, if she was both

      Boy and Girl? Why would my sister want to go to a school

      named after such a weirdo? But when you are barely 8, you

      know you are much smarter than these older folks are, but

      your ideas and opinions just don’t count. The elders just get

      by, riding roughshod over your immense wisdom by brute

      force. That was for sure. Like any nice girl hoping to get a

      good husband, she was given training in playing the Veena.

      Her music teacher would come every other day and the

      whole house would be full of noise. Sooner or later even I

      started to develop a taste for Carnatic classical music. It is

      hard not to do so, when you are held hostage to so much

      good culture thrust down your throat every other day.

      Psychologists call it the Stockholm Syndrome, I believe.

      Being the next younger sibling and a male, it had become

      my role to play her chaperon. Any time all the people had to

      go out when it was her tuition time, I had to stay home. You

      could never say what these music teachers could be up to.

      On our backyard a couple of Car garages were turned into a

      school for little neighborhood kids. I was sent there. After a

      few months I moved to another better school, Arya Vidya

      Shala, a mile away by foot. I started learning Kannada. I

      first had a tutor at home who was just too mean. He would

      make me read from a book and just doze. Then he would

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      suddenly wake up, call me very sweetly to come close to

      him. As I would go near him waiting to be appreciated, he

      would yell “My dear fellow, how come you have no brains

      whatsoever?” Once Akka caught him catching me by the

      ear and twisting it hard. That was the last we ever heard of

      him in our house. Then I got another tutor that was much

      better, except that he had the habit of using nasal snuff

      powder all the time and sneezing it on a handkerchief that

      needed washing very badly. I started liking the new school

      and had some good friends. My grades were generally

      picking up.

      After we moved out, Vijayamnchitti rented out half of her

      house to one Dr. Rama Iyer, an Ayurvedic doctor. He had

      boys of my age group, called Balu and Cheenu. We used to

      play cricket on the dusty road in front of our house and

      generally hang out together. I asked Balu once to teach me

      how to whistle like Giri did. He wanted 10 matchbox labels

      to do that. Despite bargaining and negotiating, he would not

      bring the price down below 8. There was no way I was

      going to pay that kind of a price. My matchbox labels were

      really of very superior quality and rarity. Ask anyone. At

      that tender age itself I learnt that technology did not come

      cheap and people who have it do not part with it easily. So I

      decided to go on my own. I tried hard to imitate what they

      were doing. All I got at the end of my effort was a lot of

      snort from my nostrils and bloated sinuses. I decided that

      whistling was not the be all or end all of life. Did Alexander

      the Great whistle when he was young? What about Erroll

      Flynn or Vijay Merchant or Frank Worrell? They were no

      whistlers either. They did pretty well in their lives did they

      not?

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      All this was a far cry from the kind of life we were used to.

      We thought people here were very mean and rude. The

      family savings were dwindling. Appanna thought of all

      kinds of avenues to keep himself gainfully engaged. He

      even applied for the job of a Meter Reader in the local

      Power Company. He was disqualified for he was overqualified.

      He wanted to put his remaining savings into a

      Restaurant business. That was too risky and none of us

      knew anything of running a restaurant. Then he decided to

      put some money into building another floor above our

      house so it could be rented out.

      The contractors and masons were again hard to get by. They

      were all totally corrupt and crooked. They had to be

      watched constantly and sometime things had to be done

      ourselves. Gullanna would go on his bicycle late at night

      looking for some wood or steel bars and then saw them for

      window frames. Crime and burglary was a constant threat.

      Once even as we were all at home, the house was

      burglarized at the middle of the night. The cops were totally

      incompetent and sometimes hand in glove with the

      criminals themselves. Even ordinary things like getting

      firewood for hot water or grocery for kitchen, had become

      one big relentless juggernaut. There was no decent mode of

      transport. The local buses were undependable, overcrowded

      and inconvenient. There used to be horse drawn carriages

      called Jutka. That would jostle along forever and haggling

      with that driver at the end of journey was more stressful

      than the whole journey itself. After a lot of thinking we

      finally indulged in the luxury of buying a radio. Paillard, a

      Swiss make multi-band Short-wave radio.

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      In the middle of all this it was found that Appanna had

      diabetes. Onc
    e he was walking barefoot on the front yard

      and stepped on a rusty steel wire left over from a cracker

      during Deepawali festival. That wounded his foot and

      caused septic. In a course of time it got so bad that the

      Allopathic doctors decided that his foot would have to be

      amputated. That was indeed a very agonizing possibility

      and it seems Appanna even considered ending his life rather

      than do that. Then Dr. Rama Iyer next door took a look at it

      and asked if he could get a chance to cure it. He applied

      some indigenous leaves and pastes. Within 3 days

      everything got healed like nothing had ever happened.

      The upstairs was duly completed and let out as two

      tenements. We lived in half of the downstairs portion. The

      remaining half of downstairs was also let out as two

      tenements. That brought in some steady income. We were

      not destitute by any means. But there had been a precipitous

      fall in our living standard and style.

      This was going on and on for months without any end in

      sight.

      Then finally after more than 2 years of our coming to

      Bangalore, at the end of 1949, a letter arrived from long

      time friend called Chandan Singh Bharkatiya, now living in

      the city of Indore.

      END OF PART ONE

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      PART TWO - PARADISE REGAINED

      The Backdrop:

      In early 16th Century there was a Palace Revolt in

      Chittorgarh, the Capital of the Kingdom of Mewar. All

      members of the royal family were killed, excepting one.

      Infant prince Udai Singh was in the care of his wet nurse

      Pannadhai. She was looking after him along with her own

      infant son, as she heard the stomping footsteps of the on

      coming soldiers approaching these portions of royal

      chambers. The Usurpers wanted to eliminate the last of

      potential challengers to the throne. With great presence of

      mind, Pannadhai wrapped the little prince in a blanket and

      placed into a basket. She replaced him with her own infant

      son in the royal crib. After planting one final loving kiss on

      her own son, she fled with the basket.

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      Prince Udai Singh grew up incognito in the jungles and

      trained to become one fine soldier. He was able to raise an

      army with the help of his loyal followers and other nomadic

      tribes. Then he started looking for a place to establish a new

      capital city from where he could campaign to regain his lost

      kingdom. He traveled some 90 miles west of Chittorgarh

      and found a spot that was ideal, as if ordered by him. In the

      middle of the Aravalli Hills ranges was a large lake Pichola.

      He tied his horse to a stone by the lakeside and looked

      around. He knew then and there, that was his most perfect

      place. He was going to build heavy stone gates at strategic

      entry points to the valley, to prevent and be forewarned of

      unfriendly intruders. He would place observation posts on

      hilltops. The lake would provide wherewithal for any

      prolonged siege. The thick jungle blanketing the hills and

      valleys would also provide perfect hideout for his fledgling

      army. What more could he have asked for? Thus the city of

      Udaipur was founded.

      All the kings who succeeded Udai Singh built on what he

      had found first. They consolidated his gains by building

      more dams across the valleys to collect rain water into large

      reservoirs. To establish their authority, they built fortresses

      and palaces across this territory of nearly the size of

      England. However they were constantly struggling to

      maintain their independence from Invaders and Empire-

      builders from outside. The Maharana, as the kings of this

      state were called, made a treaty with the British, when the

      British subjugated the whole sub-continent. The Maharana

      was allowed to keep his internal autonomy pretty much

      intact. His government was even allowed to mint its own

      coins, which were valid legal tender along with the Indian

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      currency. In return, a British Resident was allowed to stay

      in the city, who acted as the ‘ears and eyes’ of the British

      Crown. Defense and External relations were within the

      overall jurisdiction of the British Viceroy.

      In the 1920’s British King George 5th held a Durbar at the

      newly inaugurated Indian Capital of New Delhi. Along with

      the other Indian Maharajahs and Nawabs, he invited

      Maharana Fateh Singh of Mewar. The Maharana was going

      to be conferred the titles of GCSI (Grand Commander Star

      of India) and KCIE (Knight Commander of Indian Empire).

      It was also symbolic of all the attending Princes accepting

      the hegemony of the British Monarch by paying their

      obeisance. In the last four Centuries, Maharanas of Mewar

      had taken the vow of never going to Delhi and offer

      obeisance to any Emperor, not even to the Grand Moguls.

      Was the Maharana going to do that now? The Maharana

      politely informed of his inability to attend the Durbar due to

      ‘indisposition’. The British sent an Emissary to deliver the

      titles to him at Udaipur. The Maharana gave audience to the

      Emissary and received the honors. After the Emissary left,

      His Highness directed that the Sash and Insignia be put on

      his favorite horse.

      Maharana Fateh Singh was very wary of foreign influence

      on his Kingdom. He guarded age-old traditions very

      jealously. He himself moved around on horseback when

      outside his state, people used for transportation a new

      innovation called automobile.

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      One night the Maharana went to bed wondering why the

      soup he had for dinner tasted a little different. He never

      woke up to find out the reason.

      Short-circuit in the Network:

      Fateh Singh was succeeded by his son Bhupal Singh to the

      throne. He was mentally very competent but was paraplegic

      below the waist, being a victim of polio in childhood. The

      new Maharana was more liberal. He opened up his territory

      to some modern technology. He laid railways connecting

      Udaipur to major cities. He built roads and imported cars.

      Besides opening schools and colleges for boys and girls, he

      also introduced electricity by establishing a Power Utility

      company named after him. That was primarily meant for

      supplying electric power to his palaces. Excess capacity

      was sold to general public. As the demand for electricity

      started to grow with the growth of the city, his government

      soon realized that they could not manage this company

      efficiently by themselves anymore. They invited bids from

      outside parties for buying and managing this company.

      Suganmal Bhandari was the Chairman and principal

      stockholder of Nandlal Bhandari & Co., in Indore. This

      company was basically in the Textile industry. They were

      looking for opportunities to diversify
    and expand into other

      territories. With lots of construction activities going on in

      Udaipur, they wanted to get a foot inside the doors of

      Maharana’s government, so they may exploit business

      opportunities there. With this in mind, they put in their bid

      for this Power Utility company, even though they had no

      experience in that field. As luck would have it, their bid was

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      accepted. They were landed with this baby, with which they

      had no idea what to do. Suganmal happened to mention his

      predicament to another business friend of his Chandan

      Singh Bharkatiya, while making polite social conversation.

      Chandan Singh responded by saying, he knew just the right

      person who could help him out. Thus came about that letter

      from Chandan Singh to Appanna at the end of 1949.

      Appanna went to Indore in response. After meeting with

      Suganmal and Chandan Singh, in January of 1950, he

      accepted the position of Chief Engineer and Manager of

      Maharana Bhupal Electric Supply Co., Ltd., in Udaipur

      (Rajasthan). When he returned from Indore, Appanna came

      laden with presents for all of us. I saw the card in the leather

      writing pad he brought for Akka. It read “To TDO”. The

      acronym stood for “The Dear One”. He went to Udaipur

      alone to take over his new charge and make arrangements

      for rest of us to join him. Our schools were still on and the

      annual exams would not be over for another 3 months. On

      April 24th 1950 we all boarded the train from Bangalore for

      Udaipur. Happy days were going to be here again.

      Putting the Pieces Back Together:

      We started regaining the old luster in our life-style. We had

      a nice house with servants, cooks and car with chauffeur. In

      the beginning this place was so unspoiled that they even had

      not heard of that ubiquitous scourge called Income Tax.

      People were very simple minded and innocent. Vegetable

      vendors did not know about weighing and counting. You

      handed over a fistful of coins and she would shove a big

     


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