I'm waiting for you.
Acknowledgments
There are so many people I'd like to thank that I'd probably run out of paper if I tried, so I'll do my best.
McQuinn: For plying me with facts about legal proceedings and criminal trials. You have the right to remain awesome!
Louisa: For making a cover that displays as much beauty and talent as she, herself, possesses.
Kendal: For beating me over the head about enlightening me on the difference between “nauseous” and “nauseated,” and other niggling little errors, such as why using ellipses warrants years of painful suffering in grammar hell.
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