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    A houseboat. Finegan Fine

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      dirt, you piece of shit. . . And you other

      guys, join us or die!

      Collins can be seen facing the confrontation from the bushes, fists in

      a ball at his side, frowning. Finegan has his hand over his face,

      peeking through his fingers at the sentry. He looks over at the

      oarsman.

      You try.

      The oarsman says,

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      You’re not in charge anymore Collins. You’re

      disbanded. Turn over all the weapons. No more

      tax collections.

      Collins begins striding toward the bushes. His two armed guards are

      smiling and bending over to put their guns on the ground. The community

      he was attempting to rob had been standing as a group in the

      background, but now scatters, fearing a shootout. Finegan says to the

      sentry,

      You dash over and collect those guns.

      And then to the oarsman,

      I’m going to stand out with my rifle. You go

      down and make Collins drop to his knees and

      hands over his head. . . Whack him if you have

      to. . . But not too hard.

      The sentry runs in a semi-circle around Collins. When he reaches the

      other two formerly armed men, they all do high-fives and hug each

      other. Collins shakes his fist at the sentry and points at him,

      throwing out threats.

      Arrest that man!

      The oarsman steps out from behind the bushes and marches toward

      Collins. He says,

      They’re not even armed! Christ sakes.

      Finegan steps out from behind the bushes, his rifle resting in his

      arms. Collins stops his stride. The oarsman takes his club and punches

      Collins in his gut, so he doubles over. Then he whacks behind his knees

      so he falls on his butt.

      Hands over your head. . . Hands over your head

      I said!

      Collins is rolling onto his knees, putting his hands up, but only part

      way, sputtering objections. The oarsman whips some cord out of his

      pocket and starts to tie collins’ hands together.

      ______________________________

      The sentry is at the back of the houseboat, peddling. The oarsman is

      sitting on a box near him, as they are taking turns at the pedals.

      Collins and his two men are at the front, at the edge of the deck,

      facing the water. Collins is still bound at the wrist, hands in front

      of him. He is loudly protesting his arrest, citing statutes that he

      feels authorized his presidency. He keeps this recitation up the entire

      trip and can be heard in the background doing this nonstop.

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      . . according to the Presidential Succession

      Act of 1947 I’m in charge! . . Continuity of

      government! . .

      Finegan is also on the roof, his rifle resting in his arms, but he is

      watching the three men at the front. The flooded city islands and

      shoreline are seen in the distance, as the houseboat is heading out

      into deep water. Joey is pacing the rooftop as usual, but looking back

      at the bike seat, keeping an eye on the sentry and oarsman to ensure

      they don’t leave the pedals and try to come forward.

      . . I was under consideration for Secretary of

      Transportation, dammit. . . The office was

      vacant, so that puts me in . . All those other

      people are dead, I tell you.

      Rock outcroppings can be seen, and some trees. The island they are

      approaching is not large, but has a long way to go before being under

      water. It looks deserted, long since abandoned, and has no buildings or

      farm animals in sight. Finegan says to Joey,

      We’ll let the boat come close. Stop in about .

      . now.

      Joey hollers to the pair peddling,

      Stop peddling!

      The three men stationed along the front of the houseboat turn and look

      at Finegan expectantly.

      Untie his hands . . You want to go with him,

      you can.

      The two men are looking at Finegan and shaking their heads. Finegan

      says,

      Then push him into the water, it’s shallow

      here.

      Collins continues to complain,

      . . This is kidnapping and treason . . You’ll

      be shot for this. . . Death penalty.

      Collins, still protesting, is shoved into the water and rises up,

      sputtering. He can put his feet on the ground under the water, and

      begins wading toward the island shore, thrashing and sputtering.

      Collins turns to face the exiting houseboat, finally subdued, saying in

      a quiet voice,

      . . Oh dear . .

      ______________________________

      That evening Joey is flinging the weapons they took from the armed men

      overboard. The two men taking turns peddling are facing the rooftop, so

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      can see this. The two men standing at the edge of the front deck have

      turned to watch this spectacle. Finegan is holding court on the

      rooftop, his rifle in one hand.

      No more armed robbery! New rules. And leave

      that pompous ass out there to yell at the

      squirrels. Don’t go rescue him nor nothing like

      that. . .

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      Lost and Found

      The houseboat is peddling along close to a shore that has occasional

      rock outcroppings. Most of Memphis is at least partially flooded, but

      the upper floors of high rises are above water. As with other

      locations, earthquake and wind damage are obvious, even from afar. The

      high rises have a spire here and there standing, metal shafts that are

      flexible and do not collapse in quakes. Masonry or brick buildings are

      a rubble, collapsed. Frame buildings are often simply tilted to one

      side, thrown to the side during a large quake.

      The remains of Memphis seem to go on for a long distance, to the right

      and left of the houseboat. The tops of the Desoto bridge can be seen to

      the left of the houseboat, on what was the Arkansas side. The Arkansas

      side is completely flooded, as far as the eye can see. The remains of

      Interstate 40 can be seen dropping down into the water and heading

      toward the remains of the Desoto bridge arches. A rusty sign sticking

      up indicates Interstate 40.

      Finegan is standing on the roof of the houseboat, holding his short

      wave radio with newly installed crank to gen electricity. He is

      cranking away energetically, then holds the radio to his ear,

      listening.

      (scritch) . . approaching . . (snap)

      Finegan adjusts a dial and listens again. Having located the group he

      spoke to earlier by short wave, he interjects.

      Yo, Finegan Fine here, trader. We spoke before.

      Which hilltop are you on?

      Memphis Papa answers,

      I’d give you the GPS but we can’t raise that no

      more. Are you that houseboat we see? What you

      got rigged on the back?

      Finegan explains,

      That’s a water wheel. Slow, but works, and I

      can steer. Direct me to you.

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      Memphis Papa says,

      You’re down river from us. Well, ah, what used

      to be the Mississippi anyways. We see you when

      we look at the sunrise, down, ya know, ah,

      south of us . . Or what used to be south. Hell

      of a mess, twisted
    around and all. . . Come up

      river a bit, and I’ll talk you in.

      ______________________________

      Finegan is sitting on what used to be a dining room chair along a piece

      of plywood being used as a tabletop. Several men and women are seated

      around this table too, all in various kinds of chairs – folding chairs,

      living room easy chairs, stools, and stepladders. The table is stained

      in many places, having been used for many conferences. A large map of

      the US is laid out on it, taped in places to hold it together and

      frayed at the corners. Finegan is leaning on his left elbow, holding a

      mug of coffee in his left hand, and pointing with his right hand. Joey

      is standing just behind his left shoulder, standing on his toes,

      peering at the map intently.

      I started out upriver from Savannah. The river

      was rising something fierce. By the time I

      built my boat, I was going overland on the

      water. That bad.

      The group nods in unison. Finegan sits up straight and looks over his

      left shoulder at Joey.

      Joey here got separated from his parents. Ain’t

      found ‘em since.

      Finegan goes back to leaning on his left elbow and pointing at the map.

      We worked our way around what’s now the new

      coastline of Georgia. No maps for any of that.

      I gather that Florida is gone.

      Finegan sits straight again, taking a sip of his coffee.

      I’m guessing you all have a better idea of the

      rate of rise, but seems to me it just keeps

      rising. . .

      The group nods in unison.

      Memphis Mama is a wrinkled, pale woman slouched at one end of the

      table. She wears a flowered dress and has some kind of plastic flower

      covered hair net holding her gray, greasy hair in place. A strand or

      two of her gray hair escapes, hanging down on her neck or over her

      face.

      And the sun rises in the south and sets in the

      north.

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      Everyone just sits, stone silent except for the occasional slurp on a

      cup of coffee. Joey is craning his neck to see every face up and down

      the table, as he is intensely curious. It’s clear no one is going to

      speak.

      How come?

      Memphis Papa is a grizzled man at the end of the table, sitting in an

      easy chair that is collapsing at one arm and with upholstery that is

      very stained. He has a beard, tousled hair, and wears a tattered shirt

      with dirty cuffs. Like Memphis Mama, his posture also shows the effects

      of too many conferences and not enough exercise, as he appears

      collapsed into his chair.

      We figure that the Earth shifted in space, son.

      That’s how come everything got shook up, and

      somehow that’s how come the water keeps rising.

      . . Best we can figure.

      Joey has dug the photo of his parents out of his pocket and flaps it in

      the air.

      Did my parents come by?

      ______________________________

      Finegan and Joey are standing in front of a wall covered with pinned

      notes. The note paper is of every kind - scraps of paper torn out of

      phone books, lined notebook paper, pages torn from day-timers, notes

      written on the edges of coupons, notes written on the carbon copy from

      checkbooks, pages from children’s coloring books, etc. The wall is

      covered floor to ceiling with some notes starting to cover other notes,

      layering.

      Martha, Ed Grover and I are to Cincinnati.

      MacMahons are heading to Uncle John’s farm.

      God help us! Little Bob drown and Big Bob died from the grief.

      We made it! See you at the Hemp’s. Mitzy

      Joey walks up to the wall and starts to read, when Memphis Papa

      interrupts him.

      This here’s for Arkansas, across the river from

      us. They came up here like drowning rats on

      anything that would float. We got a separate

      room by state, so’s to reduce the confusion.

      What state were your parent’s from?

      Joey spins around on his feet, facing Memphis Papa, with a hopefully,

      eager look on this face.

      Georgia!

      Memphis Papa says,

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      This way.

      They all walk down a corridor of an old office building that remained

      upright during the quakes. Some of the rooms along the exterior wall

      are cluttered with broken furniture and boxes of refuse cleared out

      from the interior rooms. The exterior rooms have broken windows, so the

      cardboard is weathered near the windows. The interior rooms are being

      used for lost and found boards. There are labels on the door jams of

      the interior rooms, arranged alphabetically - Alabama, Arkansas,

      Florida, Georgia, Illinois, Indiana, Kentucky, Mississippi, Missouri, N

      Carolina, Ohio, S Carolina, Tennessee, Virginia, W Virgina.

      Painted in red paint on the wall across from the Alabama and Arkansas

      rooms is a general index, a list of these states, with an arrow

      pointing down the corridor.

      Memphis Papa walks ahead of Joey, who is literally at his heels.

      Finegan brings up the rear. They stop in the Georgia doorway, Joey

      bumping into Memphis Papa’s ample rear end.

      Here we are.

      The room is bare, not a single note pinned.

      We got a few from Florida, came by early on

      boats, but ain’t got nothing from the East

      Coast to speak of. Too far by land.

      Memphis Papa drops his hand to the top of Joey’s head, patting it.

      Sorry son.

      ______________________________

      Finegan and Joey are preparing to leave. They are moored onto the back

      porch of an older home, which is listing into the water. This is the

      current residence of Memphis Papa, who is there saying goodbye. Finegan

      pulls the gangplank onto the boat while Memphis Papa gently tosses the

      grappling hooks onto the deck. He has a warning.

      You going upriver? Watch out for them yahoos on

      boats, they been looting at night round these

      parts.

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      Yahoos Afloat

      It is foggy, a fog rising from the water as the air is cool and the

      water, up from the Gulf, is warm. Finegan is peddling along silently,

      well out from the shore. Joey is sitting on the front deck with his arm

      over Barney, who has his mouth tied shut with a red bandana.

      A floating city, a collection of many different types of boats or

      floatation devices is bobbing up and down in the water. One is a group

      of rowboats tied together at the front, so they form a wheel. This

      seems to be a way of holding onto them more than a living space. One is

      a yacht. One is a raft cobbled together from logs for floatation, with

      a mattress in the center covered by a couple umbrellas. There are a

      couple speedboats with plastic covers as rain guards, pulled back so

      those living in them have air.

      Sounds of whooping and yelling and spashing can be heard. Dimly,

      through the fog, some young men and women are seen jumping into the

      water, skinny dipping in the dark. There are no lights anywhere - not

      on shore, not on the boats, and not on the houseboat.

      ______________________________


      Finegan is cooking breakfast on the portable camping grill, flipping

      fish over and sipping coffee with the other hand. Joey is at the back

      of the houseboat, preparing to clean up after Barney, who does his job

      on a piece of plastic, which is then slipped over the edge to be rinsed

      and folded. A daily morning routine. Barney steps off the plastic,

      giving his fresh turd a last sniff. Finegan is setting out 3 plates on

      a box next to the grill. He dishes out potatoes from a frying pan set

      to the side on the grill, then divides the fish. He sets one plate down

      on the deck for Barney and hands another to Joey, then takes a seat on

      one of the boxes to eat. Joey asks,

      So they were yahoos because they were noisy?

      Finegan has his mouth full, but answers anyway.

      Ah, yeah, but don’t care about other people

      much . . having a party all the time . . taking

      what they want.

      Half a dozen people have appeared on the shoreline, just standing and

      staring. They are dressed in farm clothes, the men in coveralls, the

      women in plain cotton dresses and hair in braids wrapped around their

      heads. The men have clubs in their hands. Finegan waves but his wave is

      not returned.

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      Umm . . Looks like they’re a little touchy

      about people in boats.

      Joey waves too, and Barney barks once, wagging his tail. Finegan

      decides to go over in the canoe, which has been tied to the side of the

      houseboat. He gets into the canoe in broad daylight, so those on the

      shore can see he is not armed and certainly, being outnumbered, is not

      dangerous. Finegan says,

      They look like good folk. . . See what this is

      about.

      ______________________________

      As Finegan approaches shore he raising both his hands up, holding the

      paddle with both hands, to indicate no sudden moves on his part and

     


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