Pop music
Why did the man finish with the opera singer?
Because she was all mi mi mi mi mi mi mi
Why do children have middle names?
So they know when they’re in really big trouble
How do you stop a skunk from smelling?
Put a peg on his nose
What’s green and not heavy?
Light green
Why do mermaids wear seashells?
Because B shells are too small and D shells are too big
What sort of romantic novels do monkeys read?
Mills and Baboons
Why should you never trust staircases?
Because they are always up to something
Why do football stadiums get hot after a match?
Because all the fans leave
Why aren’t fish good at sitting exams?
Because they’ll never get above sea-level
And the corniest of all . . .
Because he was nothing to look at
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Milly Johnson is the queen of feel-good fiction and bestselling author of fifteen novels.
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Also by Milly Johnson
The Yorkshire Pudding Club
The Birds & the Bees
A Spring Affair
A Summer Fling
Here Come the Girls
An Autumn Crush
A Winter Flame
It’s Raining Men
The Teashop on the Corner
Afternoon Tea at the Sunflower Café
Sunshine Over Wildflower Cottage
The Queen of Wishful Thinking
The Perfectly Imperfect Woman
eBook only:
The Wedding Dress
Here Come the Boys
Ladies Who Launch
The Barn on Half Moon Hill
Now available as an audio collection called Petit Four
First published in Great Britain by Simon & Schuster UK Ltd, 2018
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