~(~: “Absolutely.”
^|^: “Ok, where do we launch our conversation?”
33: “Well, my wife, Agent 32, may be going to the Philippines next year. She will most likely be riding on a ferry in an area that has strong inter-island currents. She could ‘accidently’ drop it overboard in mid-channel. It could go from the Pacific Ocean to the Indian Ocean very easily.”
^|^: “Ah, yes, and wash up on Reunion Island. They might think it came from the Malaysian Airlines 777 that disappeared from radar back in March 2014.”