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    Every Zombie Eats Somebody Sometime

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      Don’t flee.

      ZOMBIES IN THE NIGHT

      Sung to the tune of “Strangers in the Night” by Frank Sinatra

      Zombies in the night, consuming organs

      Shuffling through the night, what were the chances

      They would eat our brains, before the night was through?

      Something in their bite was so inviting.

      Chewing on a brain was so exciting

      Something in my heart, told me I must bite you!

      Strangers in the night,

      Two lonely monsters. Zombies in the night,

      Up to the moment, we ate brain Jell-O(tm), little did we know

      Reanimation’s just a bite away, warm blood tastes great this way.

      And…

      Ever since that night we’ve been undeader,

      Revenant at first sight, chomping forever.

      It turned out so right, two Zombies in the night.

      Dowedowechewdududud.

      Munchymunchymunch.

      Snacksnackysnacksnack.

      MY HEART WILL TASTE GOOD

      Sung to the tune of “My Heart Will Go On” by Céline Dion

      Every night in my screams

      I see you. I fear you.

      That is how I know you are gone.

      Even at this distance

      And undead between us,

      You have come to turn and live on.

      Near, far, how undead you are,

      I believe you my heart does taste good.

      Once more you smash through the door

      And you’re here in my room

      And my heart will taste fresh and good.

      You can bite me one time,

      It shortens a lifetime,

      And never be full till we’re one.

      Love was when I stabbed you,

      One true time I had to,

      In my life I know Zombies go on.

      Near, far, how undead you are,

      I believe you the heart does taste good.

      Once more you kick down the door

      And you’re here in my house

      And my brains will live on and on.

      There is some love that will not

      go away.

      You’re here, now I’m full of fear,

      And I know that my heart will taste good.

      You’ll slay forever this way,

      I am dead on my floor

      And my heart will taste fresh and good.

      MY UNDEAD LOVE

      Sung to the tune of “Endless Love” by Lionel Richie and Diana Ross

      Dead love,

      You’re only food in my life,

      In this damn zombie blight.

      My first turn,

      You’re every bite that I take,

      Each shuffling step I make.

      And I

      (I-I-I-I-I)

      I want to chew

      All the brains with you,

      No other dead will do …

      Eat your eyes,

      Your eyes, your eyes,

      They are no longer there,

      Ooh yes, you will truly be

      My undead love.

      Two hearts,

      Two hearts, so let’s eat one.

      Our lives were just undone.

      Forever

      (Ohhhhhh)

      I’ll probably chew your arms,

      I can’t resist your arms.

      And love,

      Oh, love

      I’ll always drool

      For you,

      I’m sure

      You know I’ve no mind.

      Oh, you know I’ve no mind.

      ‘Cause you,

      You’re just a meal to me.

      Oh

      I know

      I know

      I’ve found in you

      My undead love.

      Oooh-woow.

      Boom, boom.

      Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.

      Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.

      Oooh, and love,

      Oh, love I’ll always drool

      For you,

      I’m sure

      You know I’ve no mind.

      Oh you know– I’ve no mind.

      And, YES,

      You’ll be the only one

      ‘Cause I can’t be denied

      This hunger inside

      And I’ll fill it all with you

      My love

      My love, my love,

      My undead love.

      FIFTY WAYS TO EAT YOUR LOVER

      Sung to the tune of “Fifty Ways to Leave Your Lover” by Paul Simon

      “The problem is all because you’re dead,”

      She informed me.

      Brain love is easy when you

      Become a zombie.

      I’d like to kill you as you struggle

      To eat me.

      There’s at least fifty ways

      To eat your lover.

      She said it’s really not my desire

      To steal food.

      Furthermore, I hope my feeding

      Won’t be considered rude,

      But I’ll treat myself

      At the risk of being crude.

      There must be fifty ways

      To eat your lover.

      Fifty ways to eat your lover.

      You just tear off his back, Jack.

      Chomp on a hand, Stan.

      You don’t need to be coy, Roy.

      Just get yourself free,

      Pull out his guts, Gus.

      You don’t need to digest much,

      Just bite off a knee, Lee,

      And be a Zombie.

      She said it bothers me too

      To see you not eat brains.

      I wish there were some here I could catch

      To make you eat again.

      I said I’ll decapitate that

      And would you please be plain

      About the fifty ways.

      She said the Zombies will

      Just chew on it tonight

      And I’m certain in the morning

      You’ll see the zombie blight.

      And then she bit me

      And I knew that she probably was right.

      There’s at least fifty ways

      To eat your lover.

      Fifty ways to chew your lover.

      EAT CAROLINE

      Sung to the tune of “Sweet Caroline” by Neil Diamond

      When it began,

      I see the Virus showin',

      But then I know it’s growin’ strong.

      Turned in the spring

      And more turned in the summer,

      Who’d have believed you’d become undead.

      Hands, clutchin’ hands,

      Screamin’ now,

      Bitin’ me,

      Bitin’ you.

      Eat Caroline,

      Intestines never seemed so good.

      I’m now undead,

      Can’t believe they are so good.

      But now I walk through the night,

      And I don’t seem so hungry,

      We fill it up with lots of goo.

      And though I hurt,

      Someone ripped off my shoulder,

      It doesn’t hurt when I bite you.

      Warm, blood is warm, Screamin’ out, Bitin’ me, Bitin’ you. Eat Caroline,

      Intestines never seemed so good.

      I’m now undead,

      Can’t believe they are so good.

      It’s go, go, go.

      Eat Caroline,

      Intestines never seemed so good.

      I’m now undead,

      Can’t believe they are so good.

      Eat Caroline.

      I CAN’T STOP CHEWING YOU

      Sung to the tune of “I Can’t Stop Loving You” by Ray Charles

      (I can’t stop chewing you)

      They ate up my brain.

      I live in memory of the living times.

      (I can’t stop eating you)

      It’s useless to slay,

      So I’ll just live my life in screams of yesterday.

      (Screams of yesterday)

      Those
    fresh brains that we once chewed,

      Tho’ long ago, they still make me drool.

      They say it’s time to eat a broken heart,

      But time stands still when the virus starts.

      (I can’t stop chewing you)

      I’ll eat up your mind.

      To live in memories of those undead times.

      (I can’t stop chasing you)

      It’s useless to slay,

      So I’ll just chew your mom like yesterday.

      (Those undead hours)

      Those undead hours,

      (That we now chew)

      That we now chew,

      (From long ago)

      From long ago,

      (Still fill me with goo)

      Still f-i-l-l me with goo.

      (They say I must chew)

      They say I must chew

      (Eat a broken heart)

      Eat a broken heart,

      (And each crunchy skull)

      And each crunchy skull

      (Since I ate your heart)

      Since I ate your heart.

      (I can’t stop eating you)

      I said I ate up your mind

      To live in memory of the undead times.

      (Eat along, children)

      (I can’t stop biting you)

      It’s useless to slay,

      So I’ll just live my life of screams of yesterday.

      (Of yesterday)

      WITH OR WITHOUT GOO

      Sung to the tune of “With or Without You” by U2

      See the fear set in your eyes,

      See the blade twist in your side.

      I wait for goo.

      Broken hand and twist of nape,

      Like an undead mob we all ate,

      And I eat without goo.

      With or without goo,

      With or without goo.

      With the hordes we reach your door,

      You gave an arm but I want more

      And I’m coming for you.

      With or without goo,

      With or without goo.

      I can’t chew

      With or without goo.

      And you try to run away,

      And you try to run away.

      And you run,

      And you run,

      And you try to run away.

      My teeth are tired,

      My body bruised, she’s bit me with

      Nothing to eat and

      Nothing left to munch.

      And you try to run away,

      And you try to run away.

      And you run,

      And you run,

      And you try to run away.

      With or without goo,

      With or without goo.

      I can’t chew

      With or without goo.

      With or without goo,

      With or without goo.

      I can’t chew With or without goo.

      With or without goo.

      YOU ARE TENDER

      Sung to the tune of “Love Me Tender” by Elvis Presley

      You are tender,

      You taste sweet,

      I’ll never let you go.

      You have made my death complete,

      And I’ll eat you so.

      You are tender,

      You I bite,

      All your screams stifled.

      For my darling I eat you,

      Until I get my fill.

      You are tender,

      You taste strong,

      I nibble on your heart.

      For it’s what I must consume,

      And your other parts.

      You are tender,

      Death is near,

      Let me eat your spine.

      You’ll be mine so dry your tears,

      Now it’s undead.

      When at last your screams are through

      Darling don’t be slow

      Zombie Hordes will follow you

      Everywhere you go.

      TASTY

      Sung to the tune of “Crazy” by Patsy Cline

      Tasty, you’re tasty and I’m feeling hungry,

      You’re tasty, tasty and I want to chew.

      I knew you’d shoot until you ran out of ammo,

      And then someday I’d finally catch you.

      Scurry, why should I let myself scurry?

      Shuffling along after you?

      Tasty. I’m thinking that my gut could hold you.

      You’re tasty I’m trying and tasty I’m spyin',

      And I’m coming after you.

      Tasty. I’m thinking that my gut could hold you.

      I’m crazy for bitin’ and you’re turnin’ too,

      And you’re tasty I’m chewing you.

      INDIGESTIBLE

      Sung to the tune of “Unforgettable” by Nat King Cole

      Indigestible, that’s what you are,

      Indigestible though near or far.

      Like a revenant that clings to me,

      How the taste of you does things to me.

      Never before has someone ate more.

      Indigestible. Tried every way,

      And in my stomach, that’s where you’ll stay.

      That’s why, darling, it’s indelible

      That someone so indigestible

      Thinks that I am indigestible too.

      Indigestible in every way

      And forever more, that’s how you’ll stay.

      That’s why, darling, it’s inevitable

      That someone so indigestible

      Thinks that I am indigestible too.

      TASTE WONDERFUL TONIGHT

      Sung to the tune of “Wonderful Tonight” by Eric Clapton

      It’s late in the evening; she’s wondering what’s out there.

      She loads up her shotgun and brushes her long blond hair.

      And then she tells me, “You don’t look quite right.”

      And I say, “Yes, you’ll taste wonderful tonight.”

      We go to a party and everyone’s turned but me

      And my beautiful lady whom everyone’s trying to eat.

      And then she tells me, “They don’t look quite right.”

      And I say, “Yes, you’ll taste wonderful tonight.”

      You’ll taste wonderful to new zombies

      They love plucking out your eyes.

      And the splendor of it all

      Is that you just don’t realize how I must eat you.

      It’s time to go home now and I’ve got an aching head,

      I think I’m about to turn and she helps me to bed.

      And then I tell her, as I take the first bite,

      I say, “My darling, you taste wonderful tonight.

      Oh my darling, you taste wonderful tonight.”

      WHEN A MAN BITES A WOMAN

      Sung to the tune of “When a Man Loves a Woman” by Percy Sledge

      When a man bites a woman,

      Can’t keep his mind on nothing else.

      He’ll trade his life

      For the good brains he’s found.

      If she’s undead he can’t see it,

      She can do no wrong.

      He will attack when his best friend

      Tries to put her down.

      When a man bites a woman,

      He’ll make it Zombie time,

      Tryin ‘to hold on to brains he needs.

      He’d give up all his chewin',

      Step in front of a train,

      If she said that’s where her brain ought to be.

      Well, this man bites a woman,

      She turns and he’s really glad.

      Tryin ‘to hold on to your precious brain,

      Baby, please don’t shoot my head.

      When a man eats a woman,

      Down deep in her skull,

      She can be so savory.

      If she wields a sharp tool,

      He’ll wait until she sleeps,

      Lovin’ eyes never tasted so sweet.

      When a man turns a woman,

      She can be so strong,

      He can never turn some other girl.

      Yes, when a man turns a woman,

      I know exactly ho
    w he feels,

      ‘Cause baby, baby, you’re my next meal.

      When a man bites a woman….

      YOU’RE THE ONE THAT I CHOMP

      Sung to the tune of “You’re the One That I Want” by Olivia Newton John and John Travolta

      Him: In the Hills.

      We’re multiplyin'.

      And have lost all control.

      ‘Cause the virus

      We’re supplyin',

      It’s undeadafyin!

      Her: I better eat up,

      ‘Cause I need a brain

      And my heart is set to chew.

      You better wake up;

      You better reanimate

      For my heart it must be chewed.

      Him: Nothin’ left, nothin’ left for me to chew.

      Both: You’re the one that I chomp.

      (You are the one I want), o,o, oo, Zombie.

      The one that I chomp.

      (You are the one I chomp, chomp), o,o,oo, Zombie.

      The one that I chomp.

      (You are the one I want want), o,o, ooooo,

      My Zombie needs. Oh, yes I bleed.

      Her: If you’re filled

      With intestines,

      You’re too eager to slay

      Reanimate in my direction.

      Peel your way.

      Him: I better eat up,

      ‘Cause I need a brain

      Her: I need a brain

      That can keep me dead inside.

      Him: I better eat up

      If I’m gonna chew

      Her: You better chew

      Love of brains is justified.

      Him: Oh, I’m sure?

      Both: Oh, I’m sure down deep inside.

      You’re the one that I chomp.

      (You are the one I chomp chomp), o, o, oo, Zombie.

      The one that I chomp.

      (You are the one I chomp chomp), o,o,oo, Zombie.

      The one that I chomp.

      (You are the one I chomp),o, o, oo

      The brains I need.

      Oh, yes I’m freed.

      DA YA THINK I‘M TASTY

      Sung to the tune of “Da Ya Think I’m Sexy” by Rod Stewart

      She sits alone waiting to digest us.

      He’s so nervous avoiding the intestines.

      Her lips were dry her heart was slightly bitter

      Don’t you just know why their all a-twitter.

      If you eat a body and you think it’s sexy

      Becomes undead and let me know.

      If you really need me just reach out and bite me

      Come on, honey, bite me so.

      Bite me so, baby.

      He’s acting shy looking for a femur,

      Come on, honey, let’s eat some more brains faster,

      Now hold on a minute before we chew much further,

      Give me some time so I can eat my mother.

     


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