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      p. 66 ‘The Men in Bowler Hats Are Sweet’: f.p. BN, p. 65. Source: Nonsence 1, p. 36v; hence the conjectural date. See note to ‘Ode to a Bowler’ (p. 223).

      p. 67 ‘Aunts and Uncles’: f.p. BN, pp. 67–71. Source: Peake archive MS. The line ‘When Uncle Sid’ occurs in Nonsence 1, p. 20r; the phrase suggests it was the beginning of another poem in the ‘Aunts and Uncles’ series, and its presence in the 1947 nonsence notebook gives us our conjectural date. See note to ‘My Uncle Paul of Pimlico’ (p. 226). In her introduction to BN, Maeve Gilmore describes the genesis of this series of small poems as follows: ‘The short section “Aunts and Uncles” was written in the late ’forties and sprang to some extent from an evening’s conversation with friends, when someone who had just returned from a rather remote country holiday mentioned that he had been staying on a farm where there was a gaggle of geese, and that the owner was hardly discernible from his gaggle. The conversation roved upon propinquity, either between a man and a woman, closely related, long married, or any relationship where each partner takes on some of the other’s idiosyncrasies – gestures, habits, ideas – so that it is quite difficult to distinguish one from the other. He wrote the rhymes first, and then added the drawings.’

      p. 68 ‘The Osseous ’Orse’: f.p. G, p. 33, which is our source for all but stanza 4. Stanza 4 was edited out before publication, and is taken from the MS of G; we have restored it because it explains why ‘The Osseous ’orse sat up at once’ in stanza 5. Date given in MS of G.

      p. 69 ‘Song of the Castle Poet’: unpublished. Source: MS of G, which supplies the date.

      p. 70 ‘How White and Scarlet Is that Face’: f.p. G, p. 309, which is our source. Date given in MS of G.

      p. 71 ‘O Here It Is and There It Is…’: f.p. BN, pp. 46–7. Source: Peake archive MS. Also in Nonsence 2, p. 15v. A fragment occurs in the MS of G, which supplies the date.

      p. 72 ‘Little Spider’: f.p. BN, p. 22. Source: Bod. Dep Peake 16, p. 7r. The poem occurs in the MS of G, which supplies the date. Versions of the poem are sung by Fuchsia in Peake’s adaptation of TG for radio (see note to ‘Nannie Slagg’s Song’, p. 231), and by Percy in WW. We have based the last four lines of stanza 1 on the WW text as the final version.

      p. 73 ‘“It Worries Me to Know”’: f.p. BN, pp. 23–6. Source: Peake archive MS. Date conjectural, based on the reference to Gormenghast in the final line, which suggests it may have been written while he wrote G. It may date from earlier, but the poem’s narrative recalls the wooing of Irma Prunesquallor by Bellgrove, so we have opted for the later date. Dashes have been added at stanza 4, line 1 and stanza 15, line 4. In BN ‘a cloudy-looking man’ in line 7 was misread as ‘a dowdy-looking man’.

      p. 74 ‘A-Lolling on the Shores of Old Hawaii’: f.p. MP, p. 72, which is our source; hence the date.

      p. 75 ‘O’er Seas that Have No Beaches’: f.p. MP, p. 251, which is our source and gives the date. There is another version in Nonsence 2, p. 14. Mr Pye recites these verses as he drinks a farewell glass of wine with his friends. Before the recital he tells them: ‘Words at such times make little sense and what sense they do make is nonsense – of which, incidentally, I was once particularly fond. I used to write it once – at board meetings while others doodled. How did that one go…? That particularly good one that I wrote on the back of a procedure form?’

      p. 76 ‘The Bullfrog and the Flies’: f.p. W&D, p. 96. Source: Peake archive MS, which supplies the date.

      p. 77 ‘The Rhino and the Lark’: f.p. PP, pp. 499–500, which omits sixteen lines. Source: Peake archive MS, which supplies the date. Inverted comma added at the beginning of line 13.

      p. 78 ‘Richly In the Unctuous Dell’: f.p. PS, vol. 11, no. 2 (April 2009), p. 13. Source: MS of MB, where it is sung by four professors to wake a sleepwalking colleague. Date conjectural.

      p. 79 ‘Manifold Basket’s Song’: f.p. PS, vol. 11, no. 2 (April 2009), p. 13. Source: MS of MB. Date conjectural. In the play this ‘impromptu little song’ is sung by the ‘self-absorbed, self-centred’ Headmaster of the title.

      p. 80 ‘With a One, Two, Up!’: f.p. PP, p. 298. Source: MS of WW. Date conjectural. Sung by the aged Dr Willy in Act One.

      p. 81 ‘In Ancient Days’: f.p. PP, p. 354. Source: MS of WW. Date conjectural. Sung by the aged Dr Willy in Act Three.

      p. 82 ‘O Keep Away’: unpublished. Source: MS of WW in the Peake Archive. Date conjectural. This is sung by Sally Devius. According to a note in the archive by Maeve Gilmore, it was written at a time when Peake was thinking of turning WW into a musical.

      p. 83 ‘O Darling When a Story’s Done’: unpublished. Source: MS of WW in the Peake archive. Date conjectural. According to a note in the archive by Maeve Gilmore, this song was written at a time when Peake was thinking of turning WW into a musical.

      p. 84 ‘Undertaker’s Song (1)’: unpublished. Source: MS of WW in the Peake Archive. Date conjectural. According to a note in the archive by Maeve Gilmore, this song was written at a time when Peake was thinking of turning WW into a musical.

      p. 85 ‘Undertaker’s Song (2)’: unpublished. Source: MS of WW in the Peake archive. Date conjectural. According to a note in the archive by Maeve Gilmore, this song was written at a time when Peake was thinking of turning WW into a musical.

      p. 86 ‘Nannie Slagg’s Song’: f.p. TG: A Radio Play, MPR, no. 21 (1987/8), p. 10. Source: MS in the Peake archive. Date conjectural; the play was broadcast on 1 February 1956. Nannie Slagg sings this to the infant Titus.

      p. 87 ‘Fuchsia’s Song’: f.p. TG: A Radio Play, MPR, no. 21 (1987/8), p. 12, which is our source. Date conjectural; the play was broadcast on 1 February 1956.

      p. 88 ‘Nannie Slagg’s Lullaby’: f.p. TG: A Radio Play, MPR, no. 21 (1987/8), p. 37, which is our source. Date conjectural; the play was broadcast on 1 February 1956. Nannie Slagg sings this to the infant Titus.

      p. 89 ‘Where the Little Dunderhead’: f.p. TG: A Radio Play, MPR, no. 21 (1987/8), p. 88, which is our source. Date conjectural; the play was broadcast on 1 February 1956. Nannie Slagg sings this to the infant Titus.

      p. 90 ‘Lean Sideways on the Wind’: f.p. BN, p. 49. Source: Nonsence 2, p. 1r; hence the conjectural date. See note to ‘My Uncle Paul of Pimlico’ (p.226).

      p. 91 ‘Of Pygmies, Palms and Pirates’: f.p. BN, p. 29. Source: Nonsence 2, p. 2r; hence the conjectural date.

      p. 92 ‘An Angry Cactus Does No Good’: f.p. BN, p. 37. Source: Nonsence 2, p. 3r; hence the conjectural date.

      p. 93 ‘I Cannot Give the Reasons’: f.p. BN, p. 39. Source: Nonsence 2, p. 3v; hence the conjectural date.

      p. 94 ‘O Little Fly’: f.p. BN, p. 22. Source: Nonsence 2, p. 4r; hence the conjectural date.

      p. 95 ‘How Fly the Birds of Heaven’: f.p. TA, second edition, p. 187, which is our source, except for the last line, which comes from Nonsence 2, p. 5r. The poem’s presence in Nonsence 2 gives the conjectural date. In TA the poem is recited by Crabcalf (who describes it as ‘a passing thought’), and the last line is commuted into dialogue: ‘Crabcalf opened his eyes. “Do you see what I mean?” he said’.

      p. 96 ‘Leave the Stronger’: f.p. BN, p. 77, where it was accidentally fused with ‘Fish or Fowl’ (below) as if they were one poem. Source: Nonsence 2, p. 6r; hence the conjectural date.

      p. 97 ‘Fish or Fowl’: f.p. BN, p. 77, where it accidentally continues ‘Leave the Stronger’ (above), and line 5 is missing. Source: Nonsence 2, p. 7r; hence the conjectural date.

      p. 98 ‘“Shrink! Shrink!”’: f.p. BN, p. 66. Source: Nonsence 2, p. 8r; hence the conjectural date.

      p. 99 ‘An Old and Crumbling Parapet’: f.p. BN, p. 30, where stanzas 1 and 2 are accidentally combined. Source: Nonsence 2, p. 9r; hence the conjectural date.

      p. 100 ‘It Is Most Best’: f.p. BN, p. 31. Source: Nonsence 2, p. 10r; hence the conjectural date.

      p. 101 ‘The Hours of Night Are Drawing On’: unpublished. Source: Nonsence 2, p. 10v; hence the conjectural date.

      p. 102 ‘Over the Pig-Shaped Clouds T
    hey Flew’: unpublished. Source: Nonsence 2, p. 11r; hence the conjectural date.

      p. 103 ‘Come, Break the News to Me, Sweet Horse!’: f.p. BN, p. 35, where ‘kissed’ in stanza 4 is given as ‘kicked’. Source: Nonsence 2, pp. 12r and 14v; hence the conjectural date.

      p. 104 ‘What Though My Jaw’: unpublished. Source: Nonsence 2, p. 12v; hence the conjectural date.

      p. 105 ‘The Trouble with Geraniums’: f.p. BN, p. 41, where ‘crows’ in line 9 is given as ‘stars’. Source: Nonsence 2, p. 13r; hence the conjectural date.

      p. 106 ‘Crocodiles’: f.p. BN, p. 43. Source: Nonsence 2, p. 15r; hence the conjectural date.

      p. 107 ‘Along the Cold, Regurgitating Shore’: f.p. BN, p. 45, where it is accidentally printed as part of ‘O Love, O Death, O Ecstasy’ (p. 127). Source: Nonsence 2, p. 16v; hence the conjectural date. The original reads ‘regurting’ for ‘regurgitating’, but rhyme and sense suggest that this is a slip on Peake’s part.

      p. 108 ‘I Have My Price’: f.p. TA, pp. 54–5, where it is described as ‘a sort of song’ sung to Juno by Muzzlehatch. This is our source. Another version occurs in Nonsence 2, p. 16v; hence the conjectural date. In this version lines 7 and 8 read: ‘From yellow grass in Paraguay / Where knitting is taboo’, and lines 13–15 read ‘O felony in Paraguay, / There’s not a soul in Paraguay / Who’s worth the dreaming of’. In addition, the word ‘pearl’ in line 9 is spelt ‘purl’.

      p. 109 ‘Jehovah, Jehovah’: f.p. Act III of The Cave in MPR, no. 29 (1996) [no pagination], which reproduces a TS of Peake’s play that was circulated by his agent c. 1960. From this the play can be dated to the late 1950s.

      pp. 110, 111 ‘Over the Border, or The Adventures of Footfruit’; ‘The Adventures of Footfruit, or The Enthusiast’: f.p. BN, pp. 79–87. Source: Peake archive TS. Date conjectural. Maeve Gilmore writes about the story as follows in the introduction to BN: ‘“The Adventures of Footfruit”, which is the last piece in this book, is also the last he conceived. It was to have been a short book. Its genesis was an article in the News Chronicle of 25 September 1957, headed:

      SUB-THINK

      SUB-Think

      Sub-Think

      “They’re going to try it on us soon,” the article began, continuing: “A company was recently formed in the United States with the blatant aim of taking hold of the human mind, without the owner’s consent, much less his co-operation. The company is called the Subliminal Projection Corporation.”’

      p. 112 ‘Another Draft of Footfruit’: f.p. New Worlds, no. 187 (February 1969), pp. 41–3, which is our source, having been reproduced in facsimile from an MS of which we have traced only one page. Date conjectural (above, note to ‘Over the Border, or The Adventures of Footfruit’). Comma added in the phrase ‘What, no reply?’. The name of the dog here, ‘Jackpot’, recalls the name of the Lost Uncle’s companion, Jackson, in Peake’s illustrated novel Letters from a Lost Uncle (1948). It also suggests that the dog has won what the narrator desires, proximity to Footfruit (whose name in conjunction with the dog’s evokes a fruit machine or one-armed bandit).

      p. 113 ‘Crown Me With Hairpins’: f.p. BN, p. 73. Source: Bod. Dep. Peake 16, p. 16v. Date unknown.

      Key to the Figures of Speech

      Light fingered 20

      Keeping his end up 25

      Scraping an acquaintance 28

      Paddle your own canoe! 32

      A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush 33

      Getting his sea-legs 46

      I could kick myself 51

      It suits them down to the ground 52

      Splitting hairs 57

      Keeping his chin up 62

      Getting his back up 66

      Cold comfort 67

      Getting down to brass tacks 70

      Put that in your pipe and smoke it 74

      I have other fish to fry 118

      His right-hand man 129

      Cooling his heels 145

      Horse-play 155

      Sitting pretty 163

      Love me, love my dog! 168

      Led by the nose 171

      To cut a long story short 185

      Toeing the line 190

      It came to a head 192

      Burning their bridges 197

      Grin and bear it 199

      Bringing him down to earth 206

      Coming up to scratch 207

      Severing relations 219

      Index of Titles

      About My Ebb and Flow-ziness 42

      The Adventures of Footfruit or The Enthusiast 211

      Again! Again! and Yet Again 112

      All Over the Lilac Brine! 78

      A-Lolling on the Shores of Old Hawaii 166

      Along the Cold, Regurgitating Shore 204

      Although I Love Him 26

      An Angry Cactus Does No Good 188

      An Old and Crumbling Parapet 196

      Ancient Root O Ancient Root 44

      Another Draft of Footfruit: Chapter 1 217

      Aunts and Uncles 150

      The Ballad of Sweet Pighead 116

      Beard of My Chin 26

      The Bullfrog and the Flies 169

      The Camel 96

      Come, Break the News to Me, Sweet Horse! 200

      Come Husband! Come, and Ply the Trade 69

      Come, Sit Beside Me Dear, He Said 60

      The Crocodile 82

      Crocodiles 203

      Crown Me with Hairpins 220

      Deliria 63

      The Dwarf of Battersea 35

      A Fair Amount of Doziness 43

      Fish or Fowl 194

      The Frivolous Cake 44

      Fuchsia’s Song 183

      The Giraffe 84

      Green Park 24

      The Hideous Root 140

      The Hippopotamus 102

      The Hours of Night Are Drawing On 198

      Hold Fast 120

      How Fly the Birds of Heaven 191

      How Good It Is to Be Alone (1) 71

      How Good It Is to Be Alone (2) 73

      How Mournful to Imagine 92

      How White and Scarlet Is that Face 157

      I Cannot Give the Reasons 189

      I Cannot Give You Reasons 115

      I Cannot Simply Stand and Watch 58

      I Have My Price 204

      I Married Her in Green 50

      I Must Begin to Comprehend 122

      I Saw a Puffin 21

      I Waxes and I Wanes, Sir 100

      I Wish I Could Remember 98

      In Ancient Days 176

      It Is Most Best 198

      It Makes a Change 88

      ‘It Worries Me to Know’ 161

      The Jailor and the Jaguar 94

      Jehovah, Jehovah 205

      The King of Ranga-Tanga-Roon 114

      A Languorous Life 104

      Lean Sideways on the Wind 186

      Leave the Stronger 193

      Linger Now with Me, Thou Beauty 48

      Little Spider 161

      Manifold Basket’s Song 174

      The Men in Bowler Hats Are Sweet 148

      Mine Was the One 65

      My Uncle Paul of Pimlico 86

      Nannie Slagg’s Lullaby 184

      Nannie Slagg’s Song 183

      Norbury 23

      O Darling When a Story’s Done 179

      O Here It Is and There It Is… 158

      O Keep Away 178

      O Little Fly 191

      O Love, O Death, O Ecstasy 127

      Ode to a Bowler 30

      O’er Seas that Have No Beaches 167

      Of Pygmies, Palms and Pirates 186

      One Day When They Had Settled Down 110

      The Osseous ’Orse 154

      Over the Pig-Shaped Clouds They Flew 200

      Practically Poetry 29

      Raft Song of the Conger Eel 31

      Railway Ditties 23

      The Rhino and the Lark 170

      Richly in the Unctuous Dell 174

      Roll Them Down 108

      Sensitive, Seldom and Sad 106

      ‘Shrink! Shrink!’ 195

      Simple, Seldom and Sad 47

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    nbsp; Song of the Castle Poet 156

      The Song of Lien Tsung 22

      Squat Ursula 138

      Streatham and Balham 23

      The Sunlight Lies Upon the Fields 64

      The Sunlight Falls Upon the Grass 80

      Swelter’s Song 53

      Synopsis: Over the Border or The Adventures of Footfruit 208

      Thank God for a Tadpole 42

      Thornton Heath 23

      The Threads of Thought Are Not for Me 68

      The Threads Remain 123

      Tintinnabulum 128

      The Trouble with Geraniums 202

      Uncle George 113

      Undertaker’s Song (1) 181

      Undertaker’s Song (2) 182

      Upon My Golden Backbone 76

      Upon the Summit of a Hill 59

      Waddon 23

      What a Day It’s Been! 90

      What Though My Jaw 202

      Where the Little Dunderhead 184

      White Mules at Prayer 124

      With a One, Two, Up! 176

      You Before Me 26

      You Can Never Be Sure of Your Birron 24

      Index of First Lines

      A Crocodile in ecstasy 82

      A fair amount of doziness 43

      A freckled and frivolous cake there was 44

      A languorous life I lead, I do 104

      A Plumber appeared by the Light of the Moon 140

      About my ebb and flow-ziness 42

      Again! again! and yet again 112

      All alone 183

      A-lolling on the shores of old Hawaii 166

      Along my weary whiskers 98

      Along the cold, regurgitating 204

      Although I love him and could never find 26

     


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