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    April Fools', Mr. Todd! (Judy Moody and Friends)


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      .

      .

      JUDY MO

      O

      DY

      AND FRIENDS

      April Fools’,

      Mr. Todd!

      Megan McDonald

      illustrated by

      Erwin Madrid

      based on the characters

      created by Peter H. Reynolds

      .

      For Merlin Vaughan

      M. M.

      For Silvano Madrid

      E. M.

      This is a work of fiction.

      Names, characters, places,

      and incidents are either products

      of the author’s imagination or, if real, are used fictitiously.

      Text copyright © 2017 by Megan McDonald

      Illustrations copyright © 2017 by Peter H. Reynolds

      Judy Moody font copyright © 2003 by Peter H. Reynolds

      Judy Moody®. Judy Moody is a registered trademark of Candlewick Press, Inc.

      All rights reserved. No part of this book may be reproduced, transmitted,

      or stored in an information retrieval system in any form or by any means,

      graphic, electronic, or mechanical, including photocopying, taping, and recording,

      without prior written permission from the publisher.

      First electronic edition 2017

      Library of Congress Catalog Card Number 2017930916

      ISBN 978-0-7636-8200-2 (hardcover)

      ISBN 978-0-7636-8201-9 (paperback)

      ISBN 978-0-7636-9830-0 (electronic)

      This book was typeset in ITC Stone Informal.

      The illustrations were created digitally.

      Candlewick Press

      99 Dover Street

      Somerville, Massachusetts 02144

      visit us at www.candlewick.com

      Mystery of the Missing Birthday 43

      Oodles of Moodles 21

      April Fish and Spaghetti Trees 7

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      April Fish and Spaghetti Trees

      Mr. Todd was the boss of Class 3T.

      As in, WBT: World’s Best Teacher.

      He wore wacky ties (penguins). He

      made up goofy songs on the guitar

      (“Guinea Pigs Are Not Pigs”). He liked

      treasure hunts (for spelling words).

      The inchworm crayon was his favorite

      color (spring green). And he had the

      best sticker collection in all of Virginia

      Dare School (Hot Dog with Awesome

      Sauce!).

      .

      APRIL

      Today Mr. Todd was changing his

      bulletin board. Down with snowflakes.

      Up with spring!

      “Who knows what special days are

      coming up in April?” Mr. Todd asked.

      Hands shot up. “Earth Day!” “Tax

      Day!” “Peanut-Butter-and-Jelly Day!”

      “Blah-Blah-Blah Day,” said Frank

      Pearl. The class got quiet.

      “What?” said Frank. “It’s a real

      thing. April seventeenth. Look it up.”

      Mr. Todd checked his calendar and

      read out, “Blah-Blah-Blah Day is a

      day to get things done that you’ve put

      off.”

      “Blah,” said Judy. Class 3T cracked

      up.

      .

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      “I’m thinking of another special

      day,” said Mr. Todd, “that falls on

      the first of the month.”

      “My birthday!” Judy squealed,

      but nobody heard her. They were all

      shouting, “April Fools’ Day!”

      “And what happens on April

      Fools’ Day?” asked Mr. Todd.

      “Funny stuff!” “Pranks!” “Jokes!”

      “That’s right,” said Mr. Todd. “Has

      anybody ever heard of spaghetti

      trees?”

      “Spaghetti doesn’t grow on trees,”

      said Jessica Finch.

      “True, but one April Fools’ Day

      years ago, a news program in

      England reported that it was a

      good year for growing spaghetti.

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      “No way!” “Cuckoo!” “For real?”

      “People believed the report. They

      called the TV station to find out where

      they could get spaghetti-tree seeds.

      Everybody wanted one.”

      Class 3T laughed their pants off.

      They even showed pictures of trees

      with spaghetti hanging from the

      branches.”

      .

      “Nobody really knows how April

      Fools’ Day started,” said Mr. Todd,

      “but it’s been around for hundreds of

      years. In France and Italy, they call it

      April Fish Day.”

      “April Fish Day? Is that when you

      skip school to go fishing?” asked

      Rocky.

      “No,” said Mr. Todd. “That’s when

      you tape a picture of a fish onto

      somebody’s back, and see how long it

      takes them to figure it out.”

      “Rare!” said Judy.

      “In India, each spring

      they hold a festival

      called Holi. During

      Holi, people paint

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      their faces bright colors

      to welcome spring.

      And in Portugal,

      they throw flour on

      someone for an April

      Fools’ joke. Iran may

      have the oldest joke day

      ever. They go on picnics, then throw

      away all the green vegetables to keep

      away bad luck.”

      “No more spinach,”

      said Frank, pretend-

      tossing it over his

      shoulder.

      “In Scotland,

      they have Hunt-the-

      Cuckoo Day.”

      .

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      “That’s cuckoo!” said Judy.

      “On that day, you send somebody

      on a fool’s errand.”

      “What’s a fool’s errand?” asked

      Frank.

      “It’s like a pr
    etend trip or a wild-

      goose chase. Say I sent you down to

      fourth grade to deliver a message, but

      there was no real message.”

      Jessica Finch raised her hand.

      “Question?” asked Mr. Todd.

      “Comment,” said Jessica. “My dad

      played an April Fools’ joke on me.

      You know how I like pink? And pigs?

      While I was asleep, he took all the

      pink stuff out of my room. And all the

      pigs, too. When I woke up, my whole

      room was green and full of frogs.”

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      “That’s a good one,” said Mr. Todd.

      Frank told about the time his sister

      drew an April Fools’ mustache on

      him while he was sleeping. And Judy

      laughed about putting a fake ice cube

      (with a dead fly in the middle of it) in

      Stink’s glass of water.

      “Did you ever have an April Fools’

      joke played on you, Mr. Todd?” Judy

      asked.

      “Stor-y! Stor-y!” chanted Class 3T.

      .

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      Mr. Todd glanced at the clock. “We

      have time for one story before we

      leave for Library class. Let’s see. There

      was one time when I was a student

      teacher . . .”

      “Tell us!”

      “My sixth-graders played a prank

      on me, and got me good.”

      “Did they put gummy worms in

      your apple?”

      “It was something worse than

      gummy worms,” said Mr. Todd.

      “Did they make you toothpaste

      Oreos?” somebody asked.

      “Something worse,” said Mr. Todd.

      “Did they face their desks

      backward?”

      “No, no, and nope. Ready for this?

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      During recess, they phoned to have

      a bunch of pizzas delivered to our

      class!”

      Class 3T let out a

      gasp.

      “The pizza guy

      showed up with

      a stack of pizza

      boxes as tall as

      the Leaning Tower

      of Pisa. I told

      him it had to be

      a mistake. That’s

      when the whole

      class yelled, ‘April

      Fools’!’

      ”

      “What did you

      do?”

      .

      “What could I do? I paid for the

      pizzas . . . and we had an April Fools’

      pizza party!”

      “Can we do that?” asked Frank.

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      “I think not,” said Mr. Todd.

      But Mr. Todd’s story gave Judy an

      idea. A best-ever brainstorm. She,

      Judy Moody, would play an April

      Fools’ joke on Mr. Todd.

      After all, they were learning about

      April Fools’ Day. Thinking up a

      joke to play on Mr. Todd would be

      like homework. And

      pranking him on

      April Fools’ Day

      would be extra

      credit!

      .

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      After school, Judy was making a

      WORLD’S BEST TEACHER poster for

      Mr. Todd’s new bulletin board.

      “Stink,” said Judy, “help me think

      up a joke. I want to play an April

      Fools’ joke on Mr. Todd.”

      “No way can you play an April

      Fools’ joke on your teacher,” said

      Stink. “Your teacher makes your report

      card, remember?”

      .

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      “Then help me think up a way-

      funny, A-plus joke.”

      “Whoopee cushion?” asked Stink.

      “Too embarrassing,” said Judy.

      “Fake hand?” asked Stink. “You could

      put it in his desk.”

      Judy chewed on her pencil. “What

      else have you got?”

      “Exploding gum?” said Stink.

      “No gum in school.”

      “I got it!” Stink pointed to Judy’s

      poster. “Cross out World’s BEST Teacher

      and change it to World’s WORST

      Teacher.” He cracked himself up.

      “That joke gets a D-minus, Stink,”

      said Judy. “An April Fools’ joke has

      to make you laugh, not hurt your

      feelings.”

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      “For real?” said

      Stink.

      “Did it hurt

      your feelings when

      I put blue milk

      in your cereal?

      Or hid a plastic

      cockroach in your

      sandwich? Or got

      you to believe that

      our mailman, Jack

      Frost, was from the

      North Pole?”

      “That was

      funny!” said Stink.

      “I rest my case,”

      said Judy.

      .

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      Judy ran downstairs. Sitting on

      the table was a lumpy present from

      Stink. Hel-lo! She, Judy Moody, had a

      birthday today. No fooling.

      The next morning, Judy woke up

      in a good mood, even though she still

      did not have a joke to play on Mr.

      Todd.

      “Happy April Fools’ Day, Mouse!”

      “Happy Birthday, Jelly Bean,” said

      Dad.

      Mom kissed Judy right on top of her

      messy hair. “Happy Birthday!”

      .

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      “Wait for me!” said Stink, sliding

      into the room on sock feet. “I want

      to watch you open your present from

      me. It’s something you want really

      bad.”

      “It’s pretty small for a puppy,” said

      Judy.

      “Guess again!” said Stink. “But it is

      from Fur & Fangs.”

      “A two-toed sloth? A sugar glider?”

      “Open it!”

      Judy tore off the paper. It was not

      a two-toed sloth. It was not a sugar

      glider. It was . . . nothing but a stick.

      An ugly, skinny, brown stick inside a

      plastic critter case.

      Wait just a creepy-crawly second!

      .

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      “It’s an Indian walking stick.

      Nickname: Franken-stickie,” said

      Stink. “I wanted to get you a Goliath


      walking stick. A Goliath is almost as

      long as two rulers, but it cost twenty-

      two dollars. This one was on sale

      because it’s missing a leg. But it’ll

      grow back. You’ll see.”

      The stick had legs! Skinny brown

      toothpick legs. And the stick moved!

      “Ooh. A bug that looks exactly like

      a stick!”

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      Judy nodded. “Thanks, Stinkbug. I

      think I’m going to name it Twiggy!

      I can’t wait to show Rocky and Frank

      and Mr. Todd

      —”

      Mr. Todd! Wait just a stick-bug-not-

      stink-bug minute! She, Judy Moody,

      Birthday Girl, had just come up with

      the best April Fools’ joke ever!

      At the bus stop, Judy collected sticks

      and put them in the critter case with

      Twiggy. She had pencils that looked

      like twigs and she added those, too.

      .

      As soon as she got to school, Judy

      set the critter case with her new pet on

      Mr. Todd’s desk. Now all she had to do

      was wait.

      Let the April Fooling begin!

      .

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      “Good morning, class. Happy April

      Fools’ Day,” said Mr. Todd. He spied

      the critter case. “Ho! What’s this?

      Sticks?”

      “It’s Judy Moody’s,” said Jessica.

      “You know how I collect Band-

      Aids and scabs and junk?” said Judy.

      “Sticks are my new thing.”

     


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