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    Stink Moody in Master of Disaster (Judy Moody and Friends)


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      .

      .

      .

      This is a work of fiction.

      Names, characters, places,

      and incidents are either products

      of the author’s imagination or, if real, are used fictitiously.

      Text copyright © 2015 by Megan McDonald

      Illustrations copyright © 2015 by Peter H. Reynolds

      Judy Moody font copyright © 2003 by Peter H. Reynolds

      Judy Moody®. Judy Moody is a registered trademark of Candlewick Press, Inc.

      Stink®. Stink is a registered trademark of Candlewick Press, Inc.

      All rights reserved. No part of this book may be reproduced, transmitted,

      or stored in an information retrieval system in any form or by any means,

      graphic, electronic, or mechanical, including photocopying, taping, and recording,

      without prior written permission from the publisher.

      First electronic edition 2015

      Library of Congress Catalog Card Number 2013957338

      ISBN 978-0-7636-7218-8 (hardcover)

      ISBN 978-0-7636-7447-2 (paperback)

      ISBN 978-0-7636-7905-7 (electronic)

      This book was typeset in ITC Stone Informal.

      The illustrations were created digitally.

      Candlewick Press

      99 Dover Street

      Somerville, Massachusetts 02144

      visit us at www.candlewick.com

      For Heather McGee, Rachel Smith,

      Lisa Rudden, and Pam Consolazio

      M. M.

      For my brother, Edward, and

      sister-in-law, Vallejule

      E. M.

      CONTENTS

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      3

      The Sherlock-Holmes Comet 7

      Master of Disaster 29

      Albert Einstink 49

      CHA

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      7

      Judy and Stink were sleeping out in

      the backyard. Judy and Stink were

      stargazing. Judy and Stink were

      searching the sky for comet P/2015

      OZ4. The Sherman-Holm comet. Stink

      called it the Sherlock-Holmes comet.

      The night sky looked like the Starry

      Night painting, only better. “No

      blinking, Stink,” Judy told him.

      The Sherlock-Holmes Comet

      .

      “A comet is a once-in-a-lifetime thing.

      No way would you want to miss it.”

      Stink tried not to blink. But thinking

      about blinking just made him

      blinkier.

      “Sure is dark out here,” said Stink.

      “That’s because it’s nighttime,

      Stink.”

      “Sure is quiet out here,” said Stink.

      “That’s because it’s nighttime,

      Stink.”

      9

      .

      Judy pointed to a band of stars that

      looked like a giant brushstroke across

      the sky. “That’s the Milky Way,” said

      Judy.

      “Hey! There’s the Big Dipper. And

      the Little Dipper. And the Medium

      Dipper.”

      11

      “And there’s Wynken, Blynken, and

      Nod,” said Judy.

      “For real?” asked Stink.

      “Gotcha!” said Judy, laughing

      herself silly.

      It was dark for a long time. It was

      quiet for a long time.

      .

      “They should call this star-waiting,”

      said Stink.

      “Good things come to those who

      wait, Stink.”

      “Says who?”

      “Abe Lincoln. The ketchup bottle.

      Mom and Dad.”

      While he waited, Stink dumped out

      his backpack. “Star book. Star map.

      Star finder. Flashlight. Toilet-paper-

      tube telescope, and . . . my Star Talker

      DL7.”

      .

      14

      Stink pressed a button.

      “The full moon in March is called a

      Worm Moon.”

      Stink pressed the button again.

      “A star in Draco, the Dragon, was used

      by ancient Egyptians to build pyramids.”

      Stink pressed the button again.

      “The full moon in March is called a

      Worm Moon.”

      Stink pressed the button again.

      “The full moon in March is called a

      Worm Moon.”

      Judy put her hands over her ears.

      “Make that thing stop! All you need for

      stargazing is your eyes, Stink. And a

      little P and Q.”

      “P and Q?”

      “Peace and quiet.”

      .

      16

      Stink opened his Big Head Book of

      Stars. Stink held his star map up to the

      sky. He turned it this way and that.

      Judy watched the twinkling stars in

      the velvet sky and waited.

      Stink spun his star finder to August.

      Stink squinted one eye and

      looked through his toilet-paper-tube

      telescope.

      17

      and Draco on

      the map.

      Pegasus,

      Stink studied his star map. He found

      the Eagle,

      .

      18

      Judy studied the night sky. She

      found the Swan, the tail of Scorpius,

      and the Summer Triangle in the sky.

      Then she saw . . . a flash of light. A

      giant ball of fire streaked across the

      inky sky faster than a wink! Faster

      than a blink.

      Judy jumped up. “Stink? Did you . . .

      did you see that?”

      Stink looked up from his map. “See

      what?”

      19

      “The comet! I think

      Sherlock-Holmes just

      flew across the sky!”

      “I missed it?” Stink

      wailed. “Wait. What did it look like?”

      “Like a red-hot freaky fireball

      streaking across the sky. Like Fourth

      of July fireworks. Like five
    thousand

      shooting stars.”

      “No way did you see a comet,” said

      Stink. “Comets are made of ice, not fire.

      They don’t streak across the sky. And a

      comet has a tail. Did it have a tail?”

      Judy shrugged.

      “It was probably just a shooting

      star or a meteor or a fireball or a

      supernova.”

      “Or a UFO!” Judy teased.

      .

      20

      “Whatever it was, maybe it’ll go by

      again!” Stink said hopefully.

      “It will,” said Judy. “In about a

      hundred years.”

      “A hundred years! I can’t wait till

      I’m a hundred and seven!”

      Judy got an idea. “Stink, I know

      how you can see a comet.” She

      crawled inside the T. P. Club tent.

      “Don’t come in until I say so.”

      Stink waited for what felt like a

      hundred and seven years. “Can I

      come in yet?”

      “Not yet.”

      Stink itched and scratched and

      waited. “Now?”

      “Not yet.”

      “How about now?”

      “No!”

      “Did you know the full moon in

      March is called a Worm Moon?” Stink

      asked.

      Silence.

      “There sure is a lot of peace and

      quiet out here,” said Stink.

      “You can come in now,” said Judy.

      .

      22

      Finally! Stink crawled into the tent.

      The inside was covered with stars —

      glow-in-the-dark star stickers.

      “Wow!” Stink gazed up at his own

      small sky. “There’s the Big Dipper!

      And the Little Dipper. Even the

      Medium Dipper!”

      Judy pointed to a three-star cluster.

      23

      “This is Wynken, Blynken, and Nod.

      And that’s not all,” said Judy. She

      turned on not one but two flashlights.

      One made a fuzzy ball on the tent sky.

      She held the other flashlight at an

      angle to make a tail.

      “It’s a comet!” said Stink. “The

      Sherlock-Holmes comet!”

      .

      When Judy’s arms got tired, she

      turned off the flashlights and crawled

      inside her sleeping bag. “Show’s over.

      I’m going to bed.”

      “I didn’t get to see the real comet,”

      said Stink, “but I got the next best

      thing. My own private galaxy.

      Thanks, Judy.”

      “Mm-hmm,” said a sleepy Judy.

      Stink opened the tent flap to peek

      at the real sky one last time. The stars

      twinkled like glitter. All of a sudden, a

      star streaked across the sky.

      .

      26

      “A shooting star!” said Stink. “I saw

      one! For real!”

      “Make a wish,” mumbled Judy.

      Stink closed his eyes and made a

      wish.

      That night, Stink and Judy went to

      the Land of Nod under the winking,

      blinking stars. If Stink’s wish came

      true, they would be doing the exact

      same thing in another hundred years.

      .

      29

      CHA

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      TER

      2

      Stink raced home from Saturday

      Science Club. “The sky is falling! The

      sky is falling!”

      Judy looked up from her ant

      habitat. “Slow down, Chicken Little,”

      said Judy. “What are you saying?”

      “The asteroids are coming! The

      asteroids are coming! I just found

      out that a giant meteorite landed in

      Master of Disaster

      .

      Russia. No lie. And an even bigger one

      might be headed for Earth.”

      “Don’t worry, Stink. Dad says tons

      of space junk hits Earth every day.”

      “Don’t worry? Tell that to the

      dinosaurs. There could be a rock

      out there with your name on it. It

      could be speeding toward Earth right

      now, going sixty miles per second.

      Disasteroid!”

      Judy watched an ant dig a tunnel.

      .

      32

      “Ooh, I could be a yellow crazy

      ant,” said Judy. “And you could be

      an odorous ant. Odorous ants smell

      like rotting coconuts when you squish

      them.”

      “How can you think about ants at

      a time like this?” Stink cried. “Any

      minute you could be squashed like a

      pancake. Or squished right down to

      the size of . . . an ant!”

      33

      “Get serious,” said Stink.

      “Stink, if an asteroid hits Earth —”

      “You said if. But it’s not if, Judy. It’s when

      .”

      “What can I do about it?” asked Judy.

      “You can build a net the size of Virginia

      to catch the asteroid. You can invent an

      anti-asteroid Blast-o-Matic machine to

      destroy it before it reaches us. Blasteroid!”

      “That sounds too much like homework,”

      said Judy.

      “I’m going to make an asteroid-proof

      bunker in the basement.”

      “You hate the basement,” said Judy.

      “Dark. Scary. Spiders.”

      “I’d rather be bitten by ten hundred

      spiders than squished to the size of a

      coconut ant by a killer asteroid.”

      .

      Stink put on his bike helmet, water

      wings, and knee pads. He made

      himself an aluminum-foil cape.

      Asteroid Boy! Asteroid Boy would

      protect Earth from killer asteroids!

      Stink carried a blanket, a flashlight,

      and a light saber down to the

      basement. He carried Toady the

      toad and Astro the guinea pig to the

      basement. He carried half his room

      to the basement. He even took the

      toaster to the basement.

      .

      36

      “Mom! Dad!” called Judy. “Stink

      just moved into the basement.”

      “He hates the basement,” said

      Mom.

      “That’s what I said,” said Judy.

      “Why the basement?” asked Dad.

      “To hide from killer asteroids,” said

      Judy. “They’re speeding toward
    Earth

      this very second.”

      “Tons of space junk hits Earth every

      day,” said Dad.

      “That’s what I said you said,” said

      Judy.

      “He’ll change his mind at the first

      sign of a spider,” said Mom.

      “He’ll change his mind as soon as it

      gets dark,” said Dad.

      .

      Judy and Mouse the cat tiptoed

      down the stairs to the stinky

      basement. Stink had built a fort out of

      boxes and boards, chairs and crates.

      “Like my bunker?” Stink asked.

      Before Judy could answer, a loud

      roaring sound came from outside.

      “Did you hear that? A sonic boom!”

      “Lawn mower,” said Judy.

      Next they heard a whooshing

      sound.

      .

      40

      “Did you hear that?” said Stink. “A

      space storm!”

      “Washing machine,” said Judy.

      Stink heard a crash like breaking

      glass.

      “It’s here!” Stink cried. “The asteroid

      has landed!”

      “That was Dad. Doing dishes

      again,” said Judy.

      “Do you feel hot?”

      Stink asked. “I feel

      hot.” He peered

     


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