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    Frank Pearl in The Awful Waffle Kerfuffle (Judy Moody and Friends)


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      .

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      This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places,

      and incidents are either products

      of the author’s imagination or, if real, are used fictitiously.

      Text copyright © 2014 by Megan McDonald

      Illustrations copyright © 2014 by Peter H. Reynolds

      Judy Moody font copyright © 2003 by Peter H. Reynolds

      Judy Moody®. Judy Moody is a registered trademark of Candlewick Press, Inc.

      All rights reserved. No part of this book may be reproduced, transmitted,

      or stored in an information retrieval system in any form or by any means,

      graphic, electronic, or mechanical, including photocopying, taping, and recording,

      without prior written permission from the publisher.

      First electronic edition 2014

      Library of Congress Catalog Card Number 2013952831

      ISBN 978-0-7636-5717-8 (hardcover)

      ISBN 978-0-7636-7213-3 (paperback)

      ISBN 978-0-7636-7214-0 (electronic)

      This book was typeset in ITC Stone Informal.

      The illustrations were created digitally.

      Candlewick Press

      99 Dover Street

      Somerville, Massachusetts 02144

      visit us at www.candlewick.com

      For Richard

      M. M.

      For my nieces, Melanie and Mariel

      E. M.

      The Fro-Yo Yo-Yo Contest 7

      The Kooky Cookie Contest 25

      The Awful Waffle Kerfuffle 45

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      Frank Pearl walked the dog down

      Jumper Street. He walked the dog down

      Croaker Road. He walked the dog past

      Judy Moody’s house.

      “What’s up, Frank?” Judy called.

      “I’m walking the dog,” said Frank.

      “But there’s no dog,” said Judy. “How

      can you walk the dog without a dog?”

      The Fro-Yo Yo-Yo Contest

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      Frank held up his brand-new, super-

      sleek Whizz Master 5000 yo-yo. It was

      Fast with a capital F. “Walking the

      Dog is a yo-yo trick.”

      “When you’re done walking your

      yo-yo,” Judy asked, “want to go look

      for turtles?”

      “Can’t. I have to Rock the Baby,”

      said Frank.

      “Baby? What baby?”

      “Then I have to Skin the Cat.”

      “More yo-yo tricks?” said Judy.

      Frank nodded. “I’m on my way to

      the frozen-yogurt shop. Today is the

      Fro-Yo Yo-Yo contest.”

      “Whoa-whoa. Wait a minute. You

      hate contests.”

      “I hate not winning contests,” said

      Frank. “Just once I want to be the

      best-ever, blue-ribbon, one-of-a-kind

      winner at something.”

      Frank walked the dog all the way to

      Fro-Yo World, with Judy right beside

      him.

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      .

      Swoosh! Whoosh! Doing! Boing! Fro-Yo

      World was full of Atom Smashers. It

      was full of Flying Saucers. It was full

      of Time Warps and Tidal Waves.

      “Ricky Ricasa!” said Frank, pointing.

      “No way!” said Judy. “Who’s Ricky

      Ricasa?”

      “Mr. Whizz Master himself. Fastest

      Flying Trapeze in the East.”

      “Rare!” said Judy.

      “He’s going to show us his famous

      tricks before the contest. The kid with

      the best yo-yo trick gets to name a

      fro-yo flavor.”

      Just then, Ricky Ricasa got out

      his Super Deluxe Titanium Series 3

      Orbiter.

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      .

      Brain Twister!

      Eiffel Tower!

      It gleamed. It glistened. It glinted in

      the light.

      Swish! Swash! Whizzzz! That yo-yo

      popped up off the ground. That yo-yo

      flew through the air. That yo-yo spun

      and swung and twisted and looped.

      Punching Bag!

      When the show was over, the crowd

      went wild.

      “Warm up those yo-yos,” said Ricky

      Ricasa. “Gimme what you got.”

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      .

      A guy with a frog voice

      showed off a Shooting Star.

      A girl with ponytails

      Walked the Tightrope.

      A kid with red hair went

      Around the World.

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      Then Paisley Parker did the Boingy

      Boing

      —

      with sound effects! The

      Boingy Boing was Expert Level Three.

      She started with a Split Bottom Mount.

      Then she bounced and boinged that

      yo-yo back and forth more than

      sixteen times!

      15

      .

      At last it was Frank’s turn. “My trick

      is called the Flying Skunk. It’s a cross

      between the Shooting Star and the

      Flying Saucer.”

      Frank let his yo-yo drop to the

      floor. He wound the string around

      and around. He pulled back and

      WHAMMO. His yo-yo hung in the air

      for one, two, three seconds, spinning

      madly. Lights blinked and flashed like

      fireworks.

      That skunk was flying!

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      .

      At last, Frank flicked his finger to

      call that skunk home. But the yo-yo

      spun out of orbit. It zigged. It zagged.

      That yo-yo went cuckoo!

      “Duck!” Judy yelled.

      Yikes! The runaway string wrapped

      around Frank’s head. The string

      looped over his ear. The string tangled

      up in his glasses. Frank’s glasses

      crashed to the floor. Smasheroo!

      He put them ba
    ck on. The blinking

      yo-yo still dangled from his glasses.

      The crowd roared.

      “Looks like this young man got

      skunked,” Ricky Ricasa teased.

      “Good trick. Keep working on that

      landing.”

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      .

      Frank plopped beside Judy. “The

      skunk stunk,” said Frank. “And I broke

      my glasses.”

      “You could still win,” said Judy.

      “Drumroll, please,” said Ricky Ricasa.

      “And the winner is . . . everybody! Line

      up for your free mini fro-yo.”

      “But who gets to name that fro-yo

      flavor?” asked Frank.

      “That would be Paisley Parker for the

      Boingy Boing!” Everybody clapped.

      “Oh, man! I wanted to name that

      yogurt the Flying Skunk,” Frank told

      Judy.

      “Skunk fro-yo? P.U.” said Judy.

      Frank stepped up to get his free mini

      cone. It sure was mini. “They should

      name this Thumbelina,” said Frank.

      .

      22

      Paisley Parker was holding a not-

      mini, double-decker, triple-swirl

      fro-yo. It was drip-drip-drippy.

      “Your trick was awesome,” said

      Frank. “And your dismount? Wow. It

      was like a yo-yo somersault.”

      “Thanks,” said Paisley. Her fro-yo

      dripped all over the floor.

      “Don’t you like your fro-yo?” Judy

      asked.

      “I’m allergic,” said Paisley. “But I

      still have to think up a name for it.”

      “I’ll help,” said Frank. He took a

      lick. He took another lick. Lick-lick-

      lick-lick-lick.

      “Any ideas?” asked Paisley.

      “Don’t say Flying Skunk,” said Judy.

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      “I’d call this the . . . Yo-Yoing,

      Double-Boing, Banana-Split-

      Destroying Somersault.” Slurp!

      .

      “Guess what,” Frank told Judy. “I’m

      going to enter Cookie in a contest.”

      “A cookie contest?” said Judy. “Let’s

      make snickerdoodles!”

      “Snickerdoodle,” said Cookie the

      parrot.

      “No, I’m going to enter Cookie, my

      parrot, in a contest.”

      The Kooky Cookie Contest

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      “What about yo-yos?” Judy asked.

      “I was a yo-yo to think I could win

      a yo-yo contest,” said Frank.

      “Frank’s a yo-yo,” said Cookie.

      “Am not!” said Frank.

      “Frank eats paste,” said Cookie.

      “My sister taught her that one,”

      said Frank.

      “Beddy-bye. Nighty-night,” said

      Cookie.

      “It’s not bedtime,” said Frank.

      “Time to learn a new trick.”

      “What tricks can she

      do?” Judy asked.

      “She can hang

      upside down. She

      can waddle her butt

      to music. And when

      she hears the vacuum

      cleaner, she says,

      ‘Frank’s a poopy

      head.’”

      “Funny! Do

      that one,” said

      Judy.

      .

      “The contest is called Pets Are

      Family. Cookie’s trick has to show that

      she’s a special part of my family.”

      Cookie hopped onto Frank’s arm.

      Frank held out a peanut.

      “Gimme kiss,” said Frank.

      “Waak!” Cookie ruffled her

      feathers.

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      “Gimme kiss,” said Frank.

      “Waak!” Cookie bobbed her head

      up and down.

      “Cookie. You can do this,” said

      Frank. “Gimme kiss.”

      .

      “Waak! Gimme kiss,” said Cookie.

      “Mww! Mww! Mww!”

      Judy clapped. “She did it! She even

      made funny smooching sounds.”

      “Good girl,” said Frank. He gave her

      a peanut.

      “Good girl,” said Cookie.

      .

      On the day of the contest, Judy and

      Rocky met Frank at Fur & Fangs.

      “There’s a parrot here named

      Rocky!” said Rocky.

      “Dirty bird. Dirty bird,” said Cookie.

      “What’s the prize, anyway?” asked

      Rocky.

      “Who cares?” said Frank. “Just once

      I want to win a contest like you guys!”

      .

      “What did I ever win?” asked Rocky.

      “You won a trick deck of cards at the

      House of Magic.”

      “I’m a pirate,” said Cookie. “Cap’n

      Cookie.”

      “Stop that,” said Frank.

      “Stop that,” said Cookie.

      Frank frowned at his parrot. “And Judy

      won a famous pet contest,” he said.

      “My cat won,” said Judy.

      “You still got your picture in the

      paper,” Frank said.

      Judy held up her elbow. “I got my

      elbow in the paper.”

      “Welcome to Pets Are Family Day!”

      said Mrs. Birdwistle, the pet store lady.

      “And a warm welcome to our furry

      and feathered friends!”

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      .

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      There was even a

      dog named Bo who

      could take out the

      trash.

      A guinea pig named

      Dorothy played

      Scrabble. She nudged

      the letters P-I-G with her nose!

      “Frank eats paste,” said Cookie.

      Everybody cracked up.

      Luna, a cat wearing

      glasses, pretended to

      read.

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      Everybody clapped. Bo got so excited

      that he knocked over the trash can!

      “Sorry about that,” said his owner.

      “No worries,” said Mrs. Birdwistle.

      “We’ll get this cleaned up in no time.”

      .

      At last it was Cookie’s turn.

      “Dirty bird!” said Cookie. “Dirty

      bird!”

      Cookie perched on Frank’s arm.

      “Hi. My name is Frank Pearl and this is

      Cookie. Our trick is called Gimme Kiss.”

      Frank held
    out a peanut. “Ready?

      Gimme kiss.”

      “Lu, lu, lu, lu,” said Cookie.

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      “Not lulu,” said Frank. “C’mon,

      Cookie. You can do this. Gimme kiss.”

      RrrooaaRR! Vacuum cleaner!

      Somebody turned on the vacuum to

      clean up the trash.

      .

      “Frank is a poopy head!” sang

      Cookie. She raced up and down

      Frank’s arm. “Poopy head!” Cookie

      hopped up onto Frank’s head,

      flapping her wings wildly. “Frank is

      a big sister.” The crowd went crazy.

      “The vacuum freaks her out,” said

      Frank. He rushed Cookie out the door.

      Judy and Rocky ran after him.

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      .

      “You’re a poopy head,” Frank said

      to Cookie.

      “It wasn’t her fault,” said Judy. “It

      was the vacuum cleaner.”

      “There goes another contest down

      the tubes.”

      “Down the tubes!” said Cookie.

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      “Cookie, don’t you get it?” Frank

      asked. “I’m mad at you. Don’t say a

      word. Not one more word.”

      Cookie ruffled her feathers. Cookie

     


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