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    Nate the Great and the Crunchy Christmas


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      READ ALL THESE

      NATE THE GREAT DETECTIVE STORIES

      NATE THE GREAT

      NATE THE GREAT GOES UNDERCOVER

      NATE THE GREAT AND THE LOST LIST

      NATE THE GREAT AND THE PHONY CLUE

      NATE THE GREAT AND THE STICKY CASE

      NATE THE GREAT AND THE MISSING KEY

      NATE THE GREAT AND THE SNOWY TRAIL

      NATE THE GREAT AND THE FISHY PRIZE

      NATE THE GREAT STALKS STUPIDWEED

      NATE THE GREAT AND THE BORING BEACH BAG

      NATE THE GREAT GOES DOWN IN THE DUMPS

      NATE THE GREAT AND THE HALLOWEEN HUNT

      NATE THE GREAT AND THE MUSICAL NOTE

      NATE THE GREAT AND THE STOLEN BASE

      NATE THE GREAT AND THE PILLOWCASE

      NATE THE GREAT AND THE MUSHY VALENTINE

      NATE THE GREAT AND THE TARDY TORTOISE

      NATE THE GREAT AND THE CRUNCHY CHRISTMAS

      NATE THE GREAT SAVES THE KING OF SWEDEN

      NATE THE GREAT AND ME: THE CASE OF THE FLEEING FANG

      NATE THE GREAT AND THE MONSTER MESS

      NATE THE GREAT, SAN FRANCISCO DETECTIVE

      NATE THE GREAT AND THE BIG SNIFF

      NATE THE GREAT ON THE OWL EXPRESS

      NATE THE GREAT TALKS TURKEY

      NATE THE GREAT AND THE HUNGRY BOOK CLUB

      AND CONTINUE THE DETECTIVE FUN WITH

      OLIVIA SHARP

      by Marjorie Weinman Sharmat and Mitchell Sharmat

      illustrated by Denise Brunkus

      OLIVIA SHARP: THE PIZZA MONSTER

      OLIVIA SHARP: THE PRINCESS OF THE FILLMORE STREET SCHOOL

      OLIVIA SHARP: THE SLY SPY

      OLIVIA SHARP: THE GREEN TOENAILS GANG

      by Marjorie Weinman Sharmat

      and Craig Sharmat

      illustrations by Marc Simont

      Delacorte Press

      This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places, and incidents either are the product of the author’s imagination or are used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, events, or locales is entirely coincidental.

      Text copyright © 1996 by Marjorie Weinman Sharmat and Craig Sharmat

      Cover art and illustrations copyright © 1996 by Marc Simont

      Extra Fun Activities text copyright © 2005 by Emily Costello

      Extra Fun Activities illustrations copyright © 2005 by Jody Wheeler

      All rights reserved. Published in the United States by Delacorte Press, an imprint of Random House Children’s Books, a division of Random House LLC, a Penguin Random House Company, New York. Originally published in hardcover in the United States by Delacorte Press in 1996.

      Delacorte Press is a registered trademark and the colophon is a trademark of Random House LLC.

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      Library of Congress Cataloging-in-Publication Data is available upon request.

      Trade paperback ISBN 978-0-385-32117-4 — Hardcover ISBN 978-0-440-41299-1 — eBook ISBN 978-0-385-37686-0

      Book design by Trish Parcell

      Random House Children’s Books supports the First Amendment and celebrates the right to read.

      v3.1

      To my grandparents,

      Nathan and Anna,

      Leon and Lucille

      —C.S.

      Contents

      Other Books by This Author

      Title Page

      Copyright

      Dedication

      First Page

      Extra Fun Activities

      About the Authors

      I, Nate the Great,

      am a detective.

      I do important things.

      Today I was doing something important.

      I was shoveling snow.

      My dog, Sludge, was chasing snowflakes.

      Suddenly I heard a jingling sound.

      Annie was coming up our walk

      with her dog, Fang.

      Fang had bells on his collar

      and an elf hat on his head.

      “Doesn’t Fang look cute?” Annie said.

      “Just like a giant elf.”

      Sludge looked at me.

      I looked at Sludge.

      We both knew that all

      the bells and elves

      and jingles and jangles

      in the world

      could not make Fang

      look cute.

      Fang looked hungry.

      “Fang is not a happy elf,”

      Annie said.

      This was not good news.

      “Every year, two weeks before

      Christmas, Fang gets a

      Christmas card from his mother

      in the mail,” Annie said.

      “It is now a week

      before Christmas

      and Fang has not received

      his card.”

      “Perhaps she didn’t send it,”

      I said.

      “Would a mother forget Fang?”

      Annie said.

      I, Nate the Great,

      wished I could.

      “I need your help

      to find the card,”

      Annie said.

      “I have to shovel snow,”

      I said.

      Fang sat down and glared at me.

      I, Nate the Great,

      was thinking.

      It was the holiday season.

      It was not a good idea

      for a giant elf

      to be unhappy.

      “I will take your case,”

      I said. “Wait here.”

      I went into my house.

      I wrote a note to my mother.

      I went outside.

      I spoke to Annie.

      “The mailman leaves your mail

      in your mailbox, right?”

      “Most of the time,” Annie said.

      “Sometimes he drops it

      on the ground

      near the mailbox.”

      “Why does he do that?”

      “Sometimes Fang is

      so happy to see

      the mailman that he

      runs out of the house

      to greet him.

      The mailman drops the mail

      and flees.”

      I, Nate the Great, knew

      exactly how the mailman felt.

      I said, “Then what?”

      “Fang runs after the mailman.

      They both disappear.

      I run out to get the mail.”

      “So, there is no chance

      for anybody else

      to take that mail?”

      “No chance,” Annie said.

      “We must go to your mailbox

      and look for clues,” I said.

      Annie, Fang, Sludge, and I

      walked through the snow.

      It was crunchy under our feet.

      “Are you missing any other mail?”

      I asked.

      “No,” Annie said.

      I walked up to Annie’s mailbox.

      It was so stuffed

      that pieces of mail

      were sticking out.

      “I guess that today’s mail

      came while I was at your house,”

      Annie said.

      I started to open the mailbox.

      “Watch out!” Annie yelled.

      It was too late.

      What must have been

      the largest single-day collection

      of holiday catalogs

      ever mailed to one address

      landed on me.

      This was
    not going to be

      an easy case.

      “How long have you

      been getting these catalogs?”

      I asked.

      “For about eight weeks.

      I collect them,” Annie said.

      “I haven’t had a chance

      to read most of them yet.

      Last year I counted

      one billion nine hundred

      and ninety-nine things

      that you could buy.”

      I, Nate the Great,

      did not want to know

      what any of them were.

      But the catalogs could be

      a clue.

      “I need to see the catalogs

      that came last week,” I said.

      “About the time that Fang’s card

      should have arrived.”

      “My catalogs are all mixed up,”

      Annie said. “They are in my room.”

      Annie, Fang, Sludge, and I

      went to Annie’s room.

      One whole side of it was

      covered with catalogs.

      This was going to be

      a long day.

      I walked over and picked up

      a catalog.

      I started to look

      through the pages.

      An envelope fell out.

      I picked it up.

      “This looks like your

      heating bill,” I said.

      “Didn’t you miss getting it?”

      Annie shrugged.

      “It’s never addressed

      to me or Fang. So it

      doesn’t count.”

      I flipped through

      more pages.

      A postcard fell out.

      It was addressed to Fang.

      But I, Nate the Great,

      did not think that

      Fang would want to see it.

      It was a reminder

      from the vet

      for Fang to come in

      for his shots.

      I picked up another catalog.

      I found three envelopes in

      that one.

      I spoke to Annie.

      “I have solved your case.”

      “Oh, great,” Annie said.

      “So where is Fang’s card?”

      “Solving is one thing.

      Finding is another,”

      I said. “The card

      must be somewhere in your

      catalogs. A lot of your mail

      got stuck inside them.

      I hope that we won’t

      have to look through

      one billion nine hundred

      and ninety-nine things

      before we find the card.”

      Annie and I looked

      through one catalog

      after another.

      Sludge sniffed each one.

      Some of the catalogs

      were for dogs.

      Christmas food for dogs.

      Christmas toys for dogs.

      Christmas clothes for dogs.

      Fang must be on a mailing list.

      Envelopes kept dropping out.

      But none were from Mrs. Fang.

      At last I said,

      “I have not solved this case.

      I need clues.

      Do you still have the old cards

      Fang got from his mother?”

      “Oh yes, Fang saves them,”

      Annie said. “Here are the ones

      from the last three years.”

      I looked at the cards.

      The one from the first year

      was tiny. It said

      “Merry Christmas from Mother Fang.

      May you eat lots of doggie bones

      and grow.”

      The card must have worked.

      The card from the second year

      was bigger.

      It said “Merry Christmas

      from Mother Fang.

      Are you eating your bones, son?

      A bone a day

      keeps the vet away.”

      The third card was even bigger.

      It said “Merry Christmas from

      Mother Fang.

      Wear your booties in the snow.

      Don’t go out when it’s ten below.

      Eat those bones and grow, grow, grow!”

      “Mrs. Fang is such a bossy mother!”

      Annie said. “She knows Fang

      loves bones anyway.”

      “Let me get this straight,”

      I said. “Fang is happy

      to get these cards?”

      “Oh yes,” Annie said.

      “On Christmas Day

      he jumps up on my lap.

      I read him the card.

      He listens to every word.”

      “He jumps on your lap?” I said.

      “And he snuggles,” Annie said.

      “Maybe that’s a clue?”

      “Maybe that’s a miracle,”

      I said.

      I, Nate the Great, was thinking.

      The cards got bigger each year.

      So this year’s card

      must be the biggest yet.

      It should be easy to find.

      “Who else was here last week

      when the mail came?” I asked.

      “Rosamond and her four cats,”

      Annie said. “She was looking

      for a cat catalog.”

      “Did you get one?”

      “Yes, and I gave it to her.”

      “Aha! So Rosamond has

      one of your catalogs.

      I must go to her house.”

      Sludge and I left.

      We crunched our way

      to Rosamond’s house.

      On her front door

      there was a big card

      with a poem

      and a picture of a cat

      with a red cap

      and a white beard.

      I could tell that

      Rosamond was going to have

      a very strange Christmas.

      I knocked on the door.

      Rosamond answered it.

      “You are just in time

      to help me decorate

      my cat tree,” she said.

      Sludge and I walked inside.

      The tree was in the

      middle of the living room.

      There were tuna fish cans

      painted red and green

      hanging from it.

      All of Rosamond’s cats

      were sitting in the tree.

      On the bottom branch was

      Super Hex.

      On the next branch was Big Hex.

      On the next branch was Plain Hex.

      On the top branch was Little Hex.

      He had a ribbon around his neck

      with a star hanging from it.

      Rosamond smiled.

      “Little Hex is the star

      of my tree.”

      “A fine choice,” I said.

      “I have come to see

      your cat catalog.”

      “Here it is,”

      Rosamond said.

      I flipped through the pages.

      “What are you looking for?”

      Rosamond asked.

      “A big Christmas card

      from Fang’s mother to Fang.

      But it is not in here.”

      “That’s dog stuff,” Rosamond

      said. “You won’t find it in

      a CATalog.” Rosamond laughed.

      Then she said, “I did find something.

      I think it’s a telephone bill.”

      “I will give it to Annie,”

      I said. “Pretty soon she will

      have no heat and no phone service.

      Only catalogs.”

      Sludge and I walked toward the door.

      “Wait, my tree isn’t finished,”

      Rosamond said.

      “It looks finished to me,” I said.

      “I wish you and your cats

      a Merry Christmas.”

      Sludge and I headed for home.

      I had to t
    hink about the case.

      Pancakes help me think.

      At home I made potato pancakes.

      I eat them every Chanukah.

      “Happy Chanukah, Sludge,” I said.

      I gave Sludge his card

      and a bone.

      Sludge wagged his tail,

      sniffed the card,

      and started to eat the bone.

      Crunch! Munch! Crunch!

      “You are having a crunchy

      Chanukah,” I said. “Do

      you know what I want

      for the holiday?”

      Sludge looked up.

      “Clues!” I said.

      I was thinking,

      Do I have any?

      I knew a lot of facts.

      But were they clues?

      I knew that Fang’s card

      was big.

      I knew that when Fang

      greeted the mailman

      he dropped the mail

      and ran for his life.

      I knew that Annie had a strong lap.

      Forget that one.

      I knew that Rosamond had

      the world’s strangest

      Christmas tree.

      Forget that one too.

      I knew that Mrs. Fang

      was a bossy mother.

      She kept after Fang

      to eat bones.

      But dogs love bones anyway.

      I looked at Sludge.

      He kept making crunching sounds

      with his bone.

      Hmm.

      Was he trying to tell me something?

      He was.

      He knew what I had to do

      to solve this case.

      He knew that I, Nate the Great,

      had to think like a dog!

      I did not want to do that.

      But I had to find the card.

      “Come,” I said to Sludge.

      Sludge and I rushed back

      to Annie’s house.

      It was hard to do.

      The snow was getting

      deeper and deeper.

      I handed the telephone bill

      to Annie. Then I said,

      “There is a clue in

      Fang’s old Christmas cards.

      Each year the cards

     


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