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    Classical Monologues for Women

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      WHAT SHE WANTS / OBJECTIVES TO PLAY

      • To win the natural world’s approval for the sin she is about to commit, and to draw on its strength to give her the courage to see the liaison through.

      • To abandon herself totally to this moment of longing: there will be no going back and she wants to go ahead with full awareness.

      Tamyra

      Farewell, my light and life. But not in him,

      (In mine own dark love and light bent to another.)

      Alas, that in the wane of our affections

      We should supply it with a full dissembling,

      In which each youngest maid is grown a mother.

      Frailty is fruitful, one sin gets another:

      Our loves like sparkles are, that brightest shine

      When they go out; most vice shows most divine.

      Go maid, to bed; lend me your book, I pray:

      Not, like yourself, for form; I’ll this night trouble

      None of your services: make sure the doors,

      And call your other fellows to their rest.

      [PERO (aside). I will, yet I will watch to know why you watch.]

      Now all the peaceful regents of the night,

      Silently-gliding exhalations,

      Languishing winds, and murmuring falls of waters,

      Sadness of heart and ominous secureness,

      Enchantments, dead sleeps, all the friends of rest,

      That ever wrought upon the life of man,

      Extend your utmost strengths, and this charm’d hour

      Fix like the Centre! Make the violent wheels

      Of Time and Fortune stand, and great Existence,

      The Maker’s treasury, now not seem to be,

      To all but my approaching friends and me!

      They come, alas, they come! Fear, fear and hope

      Of one thing, at one instant, fight in me:

      I love what most I loathe, and cannot live,

      Unless I compass that which holds my death:

      For love is hateful without love again,

      And he I love, will loathe me, when he sees

      I fly my sex, my virtue, my renown,

      To run so madly on a man unknown.

      The vault opens.

      See, see, the gulf is opening that will swallow

      Me and my fame for ever; I will in,

      And cast myself off, as I ne’er had been.

      GLOSSARY

      make sure secure

      exhalations shooting stars

      wrought upon practised charms on

      the Centre the unmoving pivot of the universe

      compass accomplish

      I will in . . . ne’er been I will dive into oblivion

      The Honest Whore

      Thomas Dekker (1604)

      WHO Bellafront, an ex-prostitute.

      WHERE In the home Bellafront shares with her husband Matheo.

      TO WHOM Hippolyto, a gentleman: an old friend of Matheo.

      WHEN Contemporary with authorship.

      WHAT HAS JUST HAPPENED In the previous part of the play, Bellafront, the honest whore of the title, had undergone a moral conversion after being read the riot act by Hippolyto vis-à-vis prostitution. She became honest, and married Matheo, with whom she had slept while still a prostitute. But Matheo has snubbed Bellafront’s marital devotion, and instead wants her to return to prostitution to earn money. So she has petitioned the happily married Hippolyto to act on her behalf and talk with Matheo. But far from being on her side, Hippolyto himself thinks it is not such a bad idea, with a mind to partaking of her wares himself. This is her response.

      WHAT SHE WANTS / OBJECTIVES TO PLAY

      • To stoutly reject him and his advances, using much the same language that he used when rejecting her in the first part of the play.

      • To drum some sense into him by lecturing him on the history of the woman’s sexual lot in life.

      • To remind him that once he has sated his appetite for the prostitute, she inevitably becomes worthless and devalued in his eyes.

      • To belittle him: he is offering to dishonour her husband, and his friend’s, bed.

      • To put him on the spot with all his talk of how prostitution isn’t necessarily a dishonourable way of life by asking why he doesn’t suggest his wife take it up.

      • To shame him by wiping the floor with him intellectually, morally and personally.

      Bellafront

      To prove a woman should not be a whore:

      When she was made, she had one man and no more;

      Yet she was tied to laws then, for, even then,

      ’Tis said, she was not made for men, but man.

      Anon, t’increase earth’s brood, the law was varied,

      Men should take many wives, and though they married

      According to that act, yet ’tis not known

      But that those wives were only tied to one.

      New parliaments were since: for now one woman

      Is shar’d between three hundred – nay, she’s common.

      Common? As spotted leopards, whom for sport

      Men hunt to get the flesh, but care not for’t.

      So spread they nets of gold and tune their calls

      To enchant silly women to take falls,

      Swearing they are angels, which that they may win

      They’ll hire the devil to come with false dice in.

      Oh, Sirens’ subtle tunes! Yourselves you flatter

      And our weak sex betray. So men love water:

      It serves to wash their hands but, being once foul,

      The water down is pour’d, cast out of doors,

      And even of such base use do men make whores.

      A harlot, like a hen, more sweetness reaps

      To pick men one by one up, than in heaps,

      Yet all feeds but confounding. Say you should taste me:

      I serve but for the time, and when the day

      Of war is done, am cashier’d out of pay.

      If like lame soldiers I could beg, that’s all,

      And there’s lust’s rendezvous: an hospital.

      Who then would be a man’s slave, a man’s woman?

      She’s half-starv’d the first day that feeds in common.

      [HIPPOLYTO. If all the threads of harlots’ lives are spun

      So coarse as you would make them, tell me why

      You so long lov’d the trade?]

      If all the threads

      Of harlots’ lives be fine as you would make them,

      Why do not you persuade your wife turn whore,

      And all dames else to fall before that sin?

      Like an ill husband (though I knew the same

      To be my undoing) follow’d I that game.

      Oh, when the work of lust had earn’d my bread,

      To taste it, how I trembled, lest each bit,

      Ere it went down, should choke me chewing it!

      My bed seem’d like a cabin hung in hell,

      The bawd hell’s porter, and the lickerish wine

      The pander fetch’d was like an easy fine,

      For which methought I leas’d away my soul:

      And oftentimes even in my quaffing bowl

      Thus said I to myself: ‘I am a whore

      And have drunk down thus much confusion more’ [ . . . ]

      Why dote you on that which you did once detest?

      I cannot (seeing she’s woven of such bad stuff)

      Set colours on a harlot base enough.

      GLOSSARY

      Sirens the legendary sea-demons whose beautiful songs lured sailors onto the rocks

      all feeds but confounding only destruction is nourished

      cashier’d out of pay discharged without payment

      in common at the communal trough

      lickerish inflammatory of lust

      pander pimp, procurer

      fine financial contract

      quaffing bowl punch-bowl

      The Dutch Courtesan

      John Marston (1604)

      WHO Beatrice, a young lady, late teens / earl
    y 20s.

      WHERE At her window, early morning.

      TO WHOM Her husband-to-be, Freevill.

      WHEN Contemporary with authorship.

      WHAT HAS JUST HAPPENED Freevill is sexually and emotionally involved with Franceschina, the ‘Dutch Courtesan’ of the title, but he is supposed to marry Beatrice, whom he is currently serenading. This is the first time we see Beatrice in the play. She is everything Franceschina is not in her demure nature and formality. And she is clearly devoted to him, blissfully oblivious to his compromised virtue.

      WHAT SHE WANTS / OBJECTIVES TO PLAY

      • To respond appropriately and with all due respect to his singing his devotion to her at her window.

      • To assure him that her love, though couched in far simpler terms than his for her, is its equal and that she is his.

      • To make some deal with the offering of the ring that binds them in an entirely personal and informal way, as opposed to just reinforcing what is a formal engagement.

      • To somewhat calm his ardour: his love is extreme, and she is by nature temperate.

      Beatrice

      Lov’d sir,

      The honour of your wish return to you.

      I cannot with a mistress’ compliment,

      Forcèd discourses, or nice art of wit

      Give entertain to your dear wish’d presence;

      But safely thus: what hearty gratefulness,

      Unsullen silence, unaffected modesty,

      And an unignorant shamefastness can express,

      Receive as your protested due. Faith, my heart,

      I am your servant.

      O let not my secure simplicity

      Breed your mislike, as one quite void of skill;

      ’Tis grace enough in us not to be ill.

      I can some good, and, faith, I mean no hurt;

      Do not, then, sweet, wrong sober ignorance.

      I judge you all of virtue, and our vows

      Should kill all fears that base distrust can move.

      My soul, what say you? Still you love? [ . . . ]

      Dear my loved heart, be not so passionate;

      Nothing extreme lives long. [ . . . ]

      I give you faith; and, prithee, since,

      Poor soul, I am so easy to believe thee,

      Make it much more pity to deceive me.

      Wear this slight favour in my remembrance.

      GLOSSARY

      nice art of wit sophisticated intellectual expression

      unignorant shamefastness knowing modesty

      your protested due the due qualities I protest are yours

      secure trusting

      ill wicked

      I can I am able to do

      all of virtue entirely virtuous

      The Dutch Courtesan

      John Marston (1604)

      WHO Crispinella, plain-speaking daughter of Sir Hubert Subboys and sister to the refined, virtuous and modest Beatrice. 20s.

      WHERE In the sisters’ family home.

      TO WHOM Talking in private with her sister Beatrice, who is betrothed to Freevill. Their nanny is also present.

      WHEN Contemporary with authorship.

      WHAT HAS JUST HAPPENED The sisters are quite different from each other. Crispinella is tired of hearing her infatuated sister droning on about her husband-to-be, Freevill, who has recently sent a sonnet written by him in honour of Beatrice’s kiss. Beatrice has been reciting it. Crispinella is direct in her speech, and she finds Freevill’s influence on her sister, though she does largely approve of him, just too much to bear.

      WHAT SHE WANTS / OBJECTIVES TO PLAY

      • To provoke her sister out of the dewy-eyed misty stage of being in love, and to bring her rudely up to measure with the reality of it all.

      • To undermine Beatrice, and to have a good laugh at her expense, though not in a cruel way.

      • To alert her virginal sister to what lies in store – imagine a rather brusque sex education class!

      • To assert her plain-speaking, speak-as-I-find nature as a virtue, free from hypocrisy and prissiness and in stark contrast to what her sister perceives of as ‘normal’.

      Crispinella

      Pish, sister Beatrice! Prithee read no more; my stomach

      o’late stands against kissing extremely.

      [BEATRICE. Why, good Crispinella?]

      By the faith and trust I bear to my face, ’tis grown one of the

      most unsavoury ceremonies. Body o’beauty! ’tis one of the

      most unpleasing, injurious customs to ladies. Any fellow that

      has but one nose on his face, and standing-collar and skirts

      also lined with taffety sarcenet, must salute us on the lips as

      familiarly – Soft skins save us! There was a stub-bearded

      John-a-Stile with a ployden’s face saluted me last day and

      struck his bristles through my lips. I ha’ spent ten shillings in

      pomatum since to skin them again! Marry, if a nobleman or a

      knight with one lock visit us, though his unclean goose-turd-

      green teeth ha’ the palsy, his nostrils smell worse than a

      putrefied marrowbone, and his loose beard drops into our

      bosom, yet we must kiss him with a cur’sy. A curse! For my

      part, I had as lief they would break wind in my lips.

      [BEATRICE. Fie, Crispinella! You speak too broad.]

      No jot, sister. Let’s ne’er be ashamed to speak what we be

      not ashamed to think. I dare as boldly speak venery as think

      venery.

      [BEATRICE. Faith sister, I’ll be gone if you speak so broad.]

      Will you so? No basfulness seize you! We pronounce boldly

      robbery, murder, treason, which deeds must needs be far

      more loathsome than an act which is so natural, just, and

      necessary as that of procreation. You shall have an

      hypocritical vestal virgin speak that with close teeth publicly

      which she will receive with open mouth privately. For my

      own part, I consider nature without apparel; without

      disguising of custom or compliment, I give thoughts words,

      and words truth, and truth boldness. She whose honest

      freeness makes it her virtue to speak what she thinks, will

      make it her necessity to think what is good. I love no

      prohibited things, and yet I would have nothing prohibited

      by policy, but by virtue; for, as in the fashion of the time,

      those books that are called in are most in sale and request,

      so in nature those actions that are most prohibited are most

      desired.

      [BEATRICE. Good, quick sister, stay your pace. We are private, but

      the world would censure you; for truly, severe modesty is women’s

      virtue.]

      Fie, fie! Virtue is a free, pleasant, buxom quality. I love a

      constant countenance well; but this forward, ignorant

      coyness, sour, austere, lumpish, uncivil privateness, that

      promises nothing but rough skins and hard stools – ha! Fie

      o’t! Good for nothing but for nothing. – Well, nurse, and

      what do you conceive of all this?

      GLOSSARY

      standing-collar fashionably starched lace collar

      taffety sarcenet fine silk

      John-a-Stile with a ployden’s face Mr So-and-so with the face of a lawyer

      pomatum face lotion

      skin restore skin to

      palsy disease

      with a cur’sey politely, deferentially

      too broad too vulgarly

      venery sex

      vestal virgin maidens of chastity

      called in censored, banned

      lumpish dull of spirit

      A Mad World, My Masters

      Thomas Middleton (1605)

      WHO ‘Mother’. Mother to prostitute Frances Gullman, and also her pimp. 30s plus. A woman of the world.

      WHERE In a Lo
    ndon street.

      TO WHOM Her daughter.

      WHEN Contemporary with authorship.

      WHAT HAS JUST HAPPENED Frances is as colourful a character as her mother. She is the sole mistress of the wealthy – and very old – Sir Bounteous Progress. As Mother hands Frances a gift from Sir Bounteous, we learn he is only one of many suitors. Her mother is feeling insecure about her daughter’s flightiness; she wants her to settle down and knows that Sir Bounteous, despite his assurances, is never going to propose.

      WHAT SHE WANTS / OBJECTIVES TO PLAY

      • To persuade her daughter to marry the next gullible, wealthy man.

      • To warn her daughter that she is running out of tricks as regards selling her daughter’s ‘virginity’ – which she has sold 15 times now. Making business is getting harder, the older Frances gets.

      • To warn her daughter they are living in times when the world and even its dullest inhabitants are getting smarter.

      • To remind her daughter that marriage and the respected title of wife will help, not hinder, her trade as a prostitute – ‘a virtuous name may sin at pleasure, and ne’er think of shame’.

      Mother

      Every part of the world shoots up daily into more subtlety.

      The very spider weaves her cauls with more art and

      cunning to entrap the fly.

      The shallow ploughman can distinguish now

      ’Twixt simple truth and a dissembling brow.

      Your base mechanic fellow can spy out

      A weakness in a lord, and learns to flout.

      How does’t behove us then, that live by sleight,

      To have our wits wound up to their stretch’d height?

      Fifteen times thou know’st I have sold thy maidenhead to make

      up a dowry for thy marriage: and yet there’s maidenhead

      enough for old Sir Bounteous still. He’ll be all his lifetime

      about it yet, and be as far to seek when he has done.

      The sums that I have told upon thy pillow!

      I shall once see those golden days again.

      Though fifteen, all thy maidenheads are not gone:

      The Italian is not serv’d yet, nor the French;

      The British men come for a dozen at once,

      They engross all the market. Tut, my girl,

      ’Tis nothing but a politic conveyance,

      A sincere carriage, a religious eyebrow,

     


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