16 Ibid.
17 Rent free!
18 Except Mike Joffe. I’m not acknowledging him.
19 Seriously, this book is not about you.
1 This is true: Shortly before my fifteenth birthday, Petra and I decided to teach ourselves how to hotwire a car. We checked out a book from the library called Preventing Car Theft (which, surprisingly, detailed exactly how to steal a car) and roamed the neighborhood (book in hand) for a car with a cracked window or unlocked door. We were caught shortly after midnight when the owner of the vehicle looked out his window, noticed the glow of a flashlight (reading light) coming from inside his car, and called the cops.
1 Aka Secret Agent 86.
2 Called “Satan Place.”
3 The International Organization of Evil (pronounced “chaos”).
4 Sock garter phone.