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About the Author
LEMONY SNICKET is the author of many books, including those in A Series of Unfortunate Events and All the Wrong Questions. A lifelong resident, he now divides his time and is currently at work.
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Quotes from “Who Could That Be at This Hour?” by Lemony Snicket, copyright © 2012.
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Quotes from File Under: 13 Suspicious Incidents by Lemony Snicket, copyright © 2014.
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Quotes from “Shouldn’t You Be in School?” by Lemony Snicket, copyright © 2014.
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Quotes from “Why Is This Night Different from All Other Nights?” by Lemony Snicket, copyright © 2015.
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Quotes from The Bad Mood and the Stick by Lemony Snicket, copyright © 2017.
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