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    Inconveniences Rightly Considered

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    V. Letter to the Editor

      'Master,' he said, 'the world is hanging

      out in empty space?'

      The master said, 'Oh no, my son,

      it has itself a base.'

      'What is it?' asked the student then.

      'A turtle holds our place.'

      'But master,' asked the student next,

      'What holds the turtle up?'

      'Another turtle holds it son.'

      He sipped tea from his cup.

      'But master,' asked the student thrice,

      'What holds that turtle's shell?'

      'My boy,

      it's turtles, turtles all the way down.'

      III. The Conversation

      Well...

      We all have our turtles,

      but some of us actually hate the sounds they make

      under the left rear tire.

      And so I chose instead of slicing pig fetuses

      to listen to Tolkien's Gandalf –

      mindset goes like this:

       

      I. Zine

      He who breaks a

      thing

      to find out what it

      is

      has left the path of wisdom.

     


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