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    The Princess Beard

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      Next nextly, to my family, on whom I often inflicted these chapters with no context to see if they were as funny as I thought they were. Nothing says success like kids laughing so hard they fall off the couch. And to my wonderful husband, Craig, for always acting as my own affirmation gecko when I need it the most.

      High tens and super mega extra double turbo thanks to my co-author, Kevin, for asking me to be in an ill-fated fantasy anthology while we were eating airport barbecue at 10 A.M. in the Dallas airport. Some bad decisions were made that day, but not in the realm of dreaming about a book where fantasy tropes were lovingly poked and prodded, along with puns both great and terrible. This series has been such a fantastic journey with you, and I’ll forever remember our bar-hopping brainstorming sessions as some of the most lively and fertile creative explosions of my life. It may be time to swab up behind our literary boom-boom, but much like Brawny Billy, it shall live on in fond memories and also as crab food. You’re the best, homey!

      BY DELILAH S. DAWSON AND KEVIN HEARNE

      THE TALES OF PELL

      Kill the Farm Boy

      No Country for Old Gnomes

      The Princess Beard

      BY DELILAH S. DAWSON

      STAR WARS

      Black Spire

      The Skywalker Saga

      Phasma

      The Perfect Weapon (e-novella)

      THE SHADOW SERIES (AS LILA BOWEN)

      Wake of Vultures

      Conspiracy of Ravens

      Malice of Crows

      Treason of Hawks

      Grist of Bees (in the anthology Death & Honey)

      THE HIT SERIES

      Strike

      Hit

      THE BLUD SERIES

      Wicked as They Come

      Wicked as She Wants

      Wicked After Midnight

      Wicked Ever After

      Servants of the Storm

      COMICS

      Ladycastle

      Sparrowhawk

      Star Pig

      BY KEVIN HEARNE

      THE SEVEN KENNINGS

      A Plague of Giants

      THE IRON DRUID CHRONICLES

      Hounded

      Hexed

      Hammered

      Tricked

      Trapped

      Hunted

      Shattered

      Staked

      Besieged

      Scourged

      THE IRON DRUID CHRONICLES NOVELLAS

      Two Ravens and One Crow

      Grimoire of the Lamb

      A Prelude to War

      OBERON’S MEATY MYSTERIES

      The Purloined Poodle

      The Squirrel on the Train

      The Buzz Kill (in the anthology Death & Honey)

      ABOUT THE AUTHORS

      DELILAH S. DAWSON is the author of the New York Times bestseller Star Wars: Phasma, as well as Star Wars: Galaxy’s Edge: Black Spire, the Hit series, Servants of the Storm, the Blud series, and the Shadow series (written as Lila Bowen and beginning with Wake of Vultures). Her comics credits include the creator-owned Ladycastle, Sparrowhawk, and Star Pig, as well as work in the worlds of Star Wars, The X-Files, Labyrinth, Adventure Time, Rick and Morty, and Marvel Action Spider-Man. She lives in Florida with her family and a fat mutt named Merle.

      whimsydark.com

      Twitter: @DelilahSDawson

      Instagram: @delilahsdawson

      KEVIN HEARNE hugs trees, pets doggies, and rocks out to heavy metal. He also thinks tacos are a pretty nifty idea. He is the author of A Plague of Giants and the New York Times bestselling series the Iron Druid Chronicles.

      kevinhearne.com

      Twitter: @KevinHearne

      Instagram: @kevinhearne

      Please visit talesofpell.com for more.

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