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    The Giants and the Joneses

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      Her mind raced forward – she was landing, she was running home across the fields with Stephen and Poppy, they were hugging Mum and Dad, they were telling everyone about their adventures.

      ‘It won’t happen unless I jump,’ she said to her pounding heart. And she jumped.

      She plummeted through the clouds. The wind roaring in her ears was almost deafening. Such speed, such noise! She had never felt anything like this before.

      And then there was a terrific jerk, and the roaring noise stopped.

      The mist had cleared. Colette looked up. The handkerchief, full of air, billowed above her. She looked down. Two tiny figures drifted below her.

      She was floating. She was free.

      31

      Three years later

      ‘BEESH, BEESH, BEESH, Jumbeelia!’ the girl giant pleaded. She was sitting up in bed and gazing at her big sister.

      Their mother pottered about the room, tidying up and half-listening to the story she had heard her older daughter tell so many times before. It was a ridiculous story, she thought, but anything was better than the awful books she used to have to read to Jumbeelia. Thank goodness she didn’t have to go through all that with Woozly.

      Jumbeelia sat on Woozly’s bed. Both pairs of eyes were alight as Jumbeelia told the story she never tired of telling and Woozly never tired of hearing. This story didn’t come out of a book. It was the story of Jumbeelia and the iggly plops.

      English/Groilish Dictionary

      again – tweeko

      fill – whedderwhay

      all – ootle

      funny – heehuckerly

      and – da

      Giant Land – Groil

      are – oor

      giant language – Groilish

      around – arump

      give – niffle

      away – awook

      go – glay

      baby – bobbaleely

      goodbye – yahaw

      back – abreg

      grandfather – grishpij

      bad – pecky

      grandmother – grishmij

      bean – bimple

      grass – strimp

      beanstalk – bimplestonk

      grow – eep

      button – whackleclack

      have – ev

      cat – spratch

      heart – jarn

      chip – snishsnosh

      hello – wahoy

      cuddly – woozly

      help – aheesh

      cushions – squodgies

      home – jum

      down – boff

      horrible – frikely

      drink – gloosh

      how – heek

      father – pij

      I – ee

      I’ll – eel

      other – ithry

      is – ez

      our – woor

      joy – sprubbin

      peace – zab

      kill – kraggle

      person – plop

      killer – kraggler

      phone – frangle

      kind – jin

      pillar box – pobo

      kitten – spratchkin

      please – beesh

      land – chay

      poor – roopy

      lawn mower – strimpchogger

      pound – poddum

      little – iggly

      pull – haroof

      look – oggle

      quickly – flisterflay

      lovely – beely

      right – rootle

      many – munchly

      see – oggle

      mine – mubbin

      sheep – blebber

      mother – mij

      sorry – yimp

      my – mub

      splash – glishglursh

      naughty – pecky

      stop – askorp

      no – nug

      swap – sweefswoof

      not – nug

      thank you – oidle oy

      old – floopy

      that – osh

      one – wunk

      the – o

      them – uth

      warning – throg

      they – uth

      washing line – swisheroo

      this – ish

      where – queesh

      three – thrink

      white – lolshly

      tomorrow – chingulay

      with – fa

      two – twunk

      worm – squerple

      weed – veep

      you – oy

      weedkiller – veep kraggler

      Groilish/English Dictionary

      abreg – back

      ev – have

      aheesh – help

      ez – is

      arump – around

      fa – with

      askorp – stop

      flisterflay – quickly

      awook – away

      floopy – old

      beely – lovely

      frangle – phone

      beesh – please

      frikely – horrible

      bimple – bean

      frimmot – carrot

      bimplestonk – beanstalk

      glay – go

      blebber – sheep

      glishglursh – splash

      bobbaleely – baby

      gloosh – drink

      boff – down

      grishmij – grandmother

      chay – land

      grishpij – grandfather

      chingulay – tomorrow

      Groil – Giant Land

      da – and

      Groilish – giant language

      ee – I

      haroof – pull

      eel – I’ll

      heehuckerly – funny

      eep – grow

      heek – how

      eeped – grown

      iggly – little

      ish – this

      pecky – bad, naughty

      ithry – other

      pij – father

      jarn – heart

      plop – person

      jin – kind

      pobo – pillar box

      jum – home

      poddum – pound

      kraggle – kill

      queesh – where

      kraggler – killer

      roopy – poor

      lolshly – white

      rootle – right

      mij – mother

      snishsnosh – chip

      mub – my

      spratch – cat

      mubbin – mine

      spratchkin – kitten

      munchly – many

      sprubbin – joy

      niffle – give

      squerple – worm

      nug – no, not

      squodgies – cushions

      o – the

      strimp – grass

      oggle – look, see

      strimpchogger – lawn

      oggled – seen

      mower

      oidle oy – thank you

      sweefswoof – swap

      oor – are

      swisheroo – washing line

      ootle – all

      thrink – three

      osh – that

      throg – warning

      oy – you

      tweeko – again

      twunk – two

      woor – our

      uth – they, them

      woozly – cuddly

      veep – weed

      wunk – one

      veep kraggler – weedkiller

      yahaw – goodbye

      wahoy – hello

      yimp – sorry

      whackleclack – button

      zab – peace

      whedderwhay – fill

     

     

     
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