Guys Read

  Library of Congress Cataloging-in-Publication Data

  Guys read : true stories / edited and with an introduction by Jon Scieszka ; with illustrations by Brian Floca. — First edition.

  pages cm. — (Guys read ; 5)

  ISBN 978-0-06-196382-7 (hardback) — ISBN 978-0-06-196381-0 (paperback)

  1. American prose literature—21st century—Juvenile literature. I. Scieszka, Jon, editor. II. Floca, Brian, illustrator.

  PS659.2.G89 2014

  2014010024

  818’.609—dc23

  CIP

  AC

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  EPUB Edition JULY 2014 ISBN 9780062316523

  14 15 16 17 18 LP/RRDH 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1

  FIRST EDITION

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