Ut inimicos sanctae circulae humiliare digneris,
Te rogamus, audi nos!
Terribilis Deus Sanctuario suo,
Cernunnos ipse truderit virtutem plebi Suae,
Aradia ipse fortitudinem plebi Suae.
Benedictus Deus, Gloria Patri,
Benedictus Dea, Matri gloria!”
The incantation finished, I released my pent-up will and the stored ley line energy I’d drawn into myself, casting it into the circle surrounding the demon. The simple binding circle transformed into a blinding circle of light that flared to life at my final words, then dimmed to the slightest glow before fading out completely.
I dropped to one knee, then sat down in the wet grass as the circle faded to nothing more than a burnt ring of grass with a stained white silk and bone corset lying in it. Flynn stood behind me, a wailing and handcuffed jewelry merchant at her feet.
“Why did you send her away? She was my friend!” the woman screeched.
“She was a demon, you fucking moron,” I said from my spot a few feet away.
“I’ll claw your eyes out, you bastard!” She got to her knees and started my way.
Flynn reached out with one foot and knocked her to the turf. “Shut up and behave, you idiot.” A crowd had gathered around us, curious shopkeepers who slept over their stores, performers who heard the commotion from their tents or campers, and our employer, Jacob Strunin, who looked a lot more contemporary without the mustache wax.
“Is it over?” Strunin asked.
“It’s over,” I said. “Your jewelry seller there was wearing a corset possessed by a demon. She needed to drain the life force of others to stay young-looking, so she took a few years off people’s lives to save a little on wrinkle cream.”
“I was beautiful!” the filthy woman screamed from where she lay in the dirt, her tattered chemise and overskirts falling to rags without the binding illusion of the corset.
“You were a jackass,” I said. “We’ll be leaving. Mr. Strunin, I assume we can expect our payment within the week, as agreed upon.” Strunin didn’t meet my eyes as I stood up from the grass and brushed myself off. A snort or two from the assembled Faire folks confirmed my suspicion. “And I should probably remind you that I am the magician who just banished a fucking demon from your little costume party here, so stiffing me on my bill is probably a terrible idea. So I will be hearing from you this week about payment, right?” I asked.
“Of course, of course,” Strunin replied. “Thank you for your help, and the check will most definitely be in the mail.”
“It better be,” Flynn said. “I saw what happened to the last guy that didn’t pay. He started to rot at the appendages, and it worked its way in. Like leprosy, only in a day. By the time Harker stopped the curse, the guy was all elbows and knees. Not to mention the soft bits that melted off first…” She gave a shudder, then turned to me. “Ready to go?”
“Yeah, let me just grab this—” I turned to pick up the corset, but it was gone. Just a burned circle of salt in the grass. I shrugged and started walking to the Faire exit.
A gape-mouthed Flynn caught up with me a few steps later. Aren’t you going to try and get it back? It housed a demon for seven hundred years. Her voice rang in my mind clearer than if she’d spoken directly into my ear.
And now it doesn’t, I replied. It’ll be fine. There’s no magic to speak of left in that thing.
And if you’re wrong? she asked.
Then the dumbass that stole it gets what they deserve. Come on, I want a drink, and they stopped serving beer here at sundown. Lame.
The End
High Fashion Hell Copyright 2015 by John G. Hartness, licensed in the US by Falstaff Books, LLC. All stories contained herein are works of fiction. Any resemblance to actual people, places or events is purely coincidental.
About the Author
John G. Hartness is a teller of tales, a righter of wrong, defender of ladies’ virtues, and some people call him Maurice, for he speaks of the pompatus of love. He is also the best-selling author of EPIC-Award-winning series The Black Knight Chronicles from Bell Bridge Books, a comedic urban fantasy series that answers the eternal question “Why aren’t there more fat vampires?” In July of 2016. John was honored with the Manly Wade Wellman Award by the NC Speculative Fiction Foundation for Best Novel by a North Carolina writer in 2015 for the first Quincy Harker novella, Raising Hell.
John is the author of the Bubba the Monster Hunter series of short stories and novellas, the Quincy Harker, Demon Hunter novella series, and the creator and co-editor of the Big Bad anthology series, among other projects.
In 2016, John teamed up with a pair of other publishing industry ne’er-do-wells and founded Falstaff Media, a publishing conglomerate dedicated to pushing the boundaries of literature and entertainment.
In his copious free time John enjoys long walks on the beach, rescuing kittens from trees and recording new episodes of his podcast Writing Rants, where he provides writing advice laced with a lot of profanity every two weeks. He’s also a member of the Authors & Dragons podcast, with a bunch of other writers who are way better and funnier than he is. John is also a contributor to the Magical Words group blog. An avid Magic: the Gathering player, John is strong in his nerd-fu and has sometimes been referred to as “the Kevin Smith of Charlotte, NC.” And not just for his girth. He can be found online at www.johnhartness.com and spends too much time on Twitter, especially after a few drinks.
For more information about appearances, signings, and other silliness, feel free to follow John on Twitter (@johnhartness), or on his website www.johnhartness.com.
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Year One
Raising Hell
Hell on Heels
Hell Freezes Over
Year One - A Quincy Harker, Demon Hunter Collection
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Heaven’s Door
The Black Knight Chronicles
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Volume 2 - Back in Black
Volume 3 - Knight Moves
The Black Knight Chronicles Omnibus Edition
Volume 4 - Paint it Black
Volume 5 - In the Still of the Knight
Volume 6 - Man In Black
Black Knight Shorts
Movie Knight - A Black Knight Short Story
Black Magic Woman - A Black Knight Short Story
Gone Daddy Gone - A Black Knight Short Story
Knight UnLife - Collected Black Knight Shorts
Co-Edited with Emily Lavin Leverett
The Big Bad: An Anthology of Evil
The Big Bad 2
Bubba the Monster Hunter Short Stories
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Voodoo Children
Ballet of Blood
Ho-Ho-Homicide
Tassels of Terror
Cat Scratch Fever
Love Stinks
Hall & Goats
Footloose
Sixteen Tons
Family Tradition - A Bubba the Monster Hunter Prequel
Final Countdown
Season 2
UnHoly Night - A Skeeter the Monster Hunter Short Story
Love Hurts
Dead Man’s Hand
She’s Got Legs
Howl
Double Trouble
Elf off the Shelf
Casket Case
Stone Cold Crazy
Rest High on That Mountain
Bad Moon Rising
Grits, Guns & Glory - The Complete Bubba the Monster Hunter Season 2
Season 3
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Night at the Museum
Midsummer
Beauregard the Monster Hunter Short Stories
Fire on the Mountain
White Lightning
Moonshine & Magic - The Collected Beauregard the Monster Hunter Stories
Other Work
Headshot
Balance - Tales of Alternate Reality
Genesis - Return to Eden Book 1
The Chosen
Returning the Favor and other slices of life
Red Dirt Boy
The Christmas Lights
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