The Flaming Luau of Death

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  Table of Contents

  Cover Page

  Title Page

  Dedication

  Table of Contents

  Male (Married)

  Pu-‘iwa (Surprise)

  Aloha

  Male’ana Kuaua Lū’au (Wedding Shower Feast)

  Inoa Kapakapa (Nickname)

  Like (Liz)

  Palekaiko Lilo (Paradise Lost)

  Ki’i (The Photograph)

  Ni-ele (The Busybody)

  Kipa Wale (Dropping In)

  Kahua Ho’olulu (Meeting Place)

  Ka-kau (The Secretary)

  Haru Wahine o ka Lomi (Mistress of the Spa)

  Nui Lumi Kuke (Great Kitchen)

  Hana me a Nai’a (Affair with a Dolphin)

  Holoholona Kuko (Animal Lust)

  Makana (A Gift)

  Kekahi Lu-’au (Another Lu-’au)

  Ohe Eha-(Bamboo Four)

  Malawina (Marvin)

  Iwakālua Mua Kenekulia ’O-hule (Twenty-first-Century Nerd)

  Ahe (Breeze)

  Excerpt from Desperately Seeking Sushi

  Acknowledgments

  About the Author

  Praise

  Books by Jerrilyn Farmer

  Copyright

  About the Publisher