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On the first day of summer vacation, I got a text from Samantha. She had gotten a text from Emily, who had gotten a text from her new boyfriend, Tyler, who had gotten a text from Double G.
She forwarded Double G’s text to me. It said:
TheoneandonlydoubleG: Latest update on Sperry and McGurk. They got two years in reform school. We won’t be seeing them dudes for a while. Peace out!
I definitely wasn’t too sad about hearing that news, either.