Doglish: Drippy water box
Peoplish: Toilet
Doglish: Emergency water bowl
Peoplish: Toilet paper
Doglish: Toy paper
Peoplish: TV
Doglish: Picture box
Peoplish: Sofa
Doglish: Comfy squishy thing
Peoplish: Car
Doglish: Moving people-box on wheels
Peoplish: Vacuum cleaner
Doglish: Most evil creature in the world
About the Authors
JAMES PAT-MY-HEAD-ERSON is the international bestselling author of the poochilicious Middle School, I Funny, Jacky Ha-Ha, Treasure Hunters, and House of Robots series, as well as Word of Mouse, Max Einstein: The Genius Experiment, Pottymouth and Stoopid, and Laugh Out Loud. James Patterson’s books have sold more than 380 million copies kennel-wide, making him one of the biggest-selling GOOD BOYS of all time. He lives in Florida.
Steven Butt-sniff is an actor, voice artist, and award-winning author of the Diary of Dennis the Menace series. His The Wrong Pong series was short-licked for the Roald Dahl funny prize. He is also the host of World Bark Day’s The Biggest Book Show on Earth.
Richard Watson is a labra-doodler based in North Lincolnshire, England, and has been working on puppies’ books since graduating obedience class in 2003 with a DOG-ree in doodling from the University of Lincoln. A few of his other interests include watching the moving-picture box, wildlife (RACCOONS!), and music.
JIMMY Patterson Books for Young Readers
JAMES PATTERSON PRESENTS
Sci-Fi Junior High by John Martin and Scott Seegert
Sci-Fi Junior High: Crash Landing by John Martin and Scott Seegert
How to Be a Supervillain by Michael Fry
How to Be a Supervillain: Born to Be Good by Michael Fry
The Unflushables by Ron Bates
Ernestine, Catastrophe Queen by Merrill Wyatt
THE MIDDLE SCHOOL SERIES BY JAMES PATTERSON
Middle School: The Worst Years of My Life
Middle School: Get Me Out of Here!
Middle School: Big Fat Liar
Middle School: How I Survived Bullies, Broccoli, and Snake Hill
Middle School: Ultimate Showdown
Middle School: Save Rafe!
Middle School: Just My Rotten Luck
Middle School: Dog’s Best Friend
Middle School: Escape to Australia
Middle School: From Hero to Zero
Middle School: Born to Rock
THE I FUNNY SERIES BY JAMES PATTERSON
I Funny
I Even Funnier
I Totally Funniest
I Funny TV
I Funny: School of Laughs
THE TREASURE HUNTERS SERIES BY JAMES PATTERSON
Treasure Hunters
Treasure Hunters: Danger Down the Nile
Treasure Hunters: Secret of the Forbidden City
Treasure Hunters: Peril at the Top of the World
Treasure Hunters: Quest for the City of Gold
THE HOUSE OF ROBOTS SERIES BY JAMES PATTERSON
House of Robots
House of Robots: Robots Go Wild!
House of Robots: Robot Revolution
THE DANIEL X SERIES BY JAMES PATTERSON
The Dangerous Days of Daniel X
Daniel X: Watch the Skies
Daniel X: Demons and Druids
Daniel X: Game Over
Daniel X: Armageddon
Daniel X: Lights Out
OTHER ILLUSTRATED NOVELS AND STORIES
Unbelievably Boring Bart
Max Einstein: The Genius Experiment
Not So Normal Norbert
Laugh Out Loud
Pottymouth and Stoopid
Jacky Ha-Ha
Jacky Ha-Ha: My Life Is a Joke
Public School Superhero
Word of Mouse
Give Please a Chance
Give Thank You a Try
Big Words for Little Geniuses
Cuddly Critters for Little Geniuses
The Candies Save Christmas
For exclusives, trailers, and other information, visit jimmypatterson.org.
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