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    Knock, Knock, Knock and Other Stories

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      through which it runs, there stood not long ago a roomy inn, very well

      known to the drivers of troikas, peasants with trains of waggons,

      merchants, clerks, pedlars and the numerous travellers of all sorts

      who journey upon our roads at all times of the year. Everyone used to

      call at the inn; only perhaps a landowner's coach, drawn by six

      home-bred horses, would roll majestically by, which did not prevent

      either the coachman or the groom on the footboard from looking with

      peculiar feeling and attention at the little porch so familiar to them;

      or some poor devil in a wretched little cart and with three five-kopeck

      pieces in the bag in his bosom would urge on his weary nag when he

      reached the prosperous inn, and would hasten on to some night's lodging

      in the hamlets that lie by the high road in a peasant's hut, where he

      would find nothing but bread and hay, but, on the other hand, would not

      have to pay an extra kopeck. Apart from its favourable situation, the

      inn with which our story deals had many attractions: excellent water in

      two deep wells with creaking wheels and iron buckets on a chain; a

      spacious yard with a tiled roof on posts; abundant stores of oats in

      the cellar; a warm outer room with a very huge Russian stove with long

      horizontal flues attached that looked like titanic shoulders, and

      lastly two fairly clean rooms with the walls covered with reddish

      lilac paper somewhat frayed at the lower edge with a painted wooden

      sofa, chairs to match and two pots of geraniums in the windows, which

      were, however, never cleaned--and were dingy with the dust of years.

      The inn had other advantages: the blacksmith's was close by, the mill

      was just at hand; and, lastly, one could get a good meal in it, thanks

      to the cook, a fat and red-faced peasant woman, who prepared rich and

      appetizing dishes and dealt out provisions without stint; the nearest

      tavern was reckoned not half a mile away; the host kept snuff which

      though mixed with wood-ash, was extremely pungent and pleasantly

      irritated the nose; in fact there were many reasons why visitors of

      all sorts were never lacking in that inn. It was liked by those who

      used it--and that is the chief thing; without which nothing, of course,

      would succeed and it was liked principally as it was said in the

      district, because the host himself was very fortunate and successful

      in all his undertakings, though he did not much deserve his good

      fortune; but it seems if a man is lucky, he is lucky.

      The innkeeper was a man of the working class called Naum Ivanov. He

      was a man of middle height with broad, stooping shoulders; he had a

      big round head and curly hair already grey, though he did not look

      more than forty; a full and fresh face, a low but white and smooth

      forehead and little bright blue eyes, out of which he looked in a very

      queer way from under his brows and yet with an insolent expression, a

      combination not often met with. He always held his head down and

      seemed to turn it with difficulty, perhaps because his neck was very

      short. He walked at a trot and did not swing his arms, but slowly

      moved them with his fists clenched as he walked. When he smiled, and

      he smiled often without laughing, as it were smiling to himself, his

      thick lips parted unpleasantly and displayed a row of close-set,

      brilliant teeth. He spoke jerkily and with a surly note in his voice.

      He shaved his beard, but dressed in Russian style. His costume

      consisted of a long, always threadbare, full coat, full breeches and

      shoes on his bare feet. He was often away from home on business and he

      had a great deal of business--he was a horse-dealer, he rented land,

      had a market garden, bought up orchards and traded in various ways--but

      his absences never lasted long; like a kite, to which he had

      considerable resemblance, especially in the expression of his eyes, he

      used to return to his nest. He knew how to keep that nest in order. He

      was everywhere, he listened to everything and gave orders, served out

      stores, sent things out and made up his accounts himself, and never

      knocked off a farthing from anyone's account, but never asked more

      than his due.

      The visitors did not talk to him, and, indeed, he did not care to

      waste words. "I want your money and you want my victuals," he used to

      say, as it were, jerking out each word: "We have not met for a

      christening; the traveller has eaten, has fed his beasts, no need to

      sit on. If he is tired, let him sleep without chattering." The

      labourers he kept were healthy grown-up men, but docile and well

      broken in; they were very much afraid of him. He never touched

      intoxicating liquor and he used to give his men ten kopecks for vodka

      on the great holidays; they did not dare to drink on other days.

      People like Naum quickly get rich ... but to the magnificent position

      in which he found himself--and he was believed to be worth forty or

      fifty thousand roubles--Naum Ivanov had not arrived by the strait

      path....

      The inn had existed on the same spot on the high road twenty years

      before the time from which we date the beginning of our story. It is

      true that it had not then the dark red shingle roof which made Naum

      Ivanov's inn look like a gentleman's house; it was inferior in

      construction and had thatched roofs in the courtyard, and a humble

      fence instead of a wall of logs; nor had it been distinguished by the

      triangular Greek pediment on carved posts; but all the same it had

      been a capital inn--roomy, solid and warm--and travellers were glad to

      frequent it. The innkeeper at that time was not Naum Ivanov, but a

      certain Akim Semyonitch, a serf belonging to a neighbouring lady,

      Lizaveta Prohorovna Kuntse, the widow of a staff officer. This Akim

      was a shrewd trading peasant who, having left home in his youth with

      two wretched nags to work as a carrier, had returned a year later with

      three decent horses and had spent almost all the rest of his life on

      the high roads; he used to go to Kazan and Odessa, to Orenburg and to

      Warsaw and abroad to Leipsic and used in the end to travel with two

      teams, each of three stout, sturdy stallions, harnessed to two huge

      carts. Whether it was that he was sick of his life of homeless

      wandering, whether it was that he wanted to rear a family (his wife

      had died in one of his absences and what children she had borne him

      were dead also), anyway, he made up his mind at last to abandon his

      old calling and to open an inn. With the permission of his mistress,

      he settled on the high road, bought in her name about an acre and a

      half of land and built an inn upon it. The undertaking prospered. He

      had more than enough money to furnish and stock it. The experience he

      had gained in the course of his years of travelling from one end of

      Russia to another was of great advantage to him; he knew how to please

      his visitors, especially his former mates, the drivers of troikas,

      many of whom he knew personally and whose good-will is particularly

      valued by innkeepers, as they need so much food for themselves and

      their powerful beasts. Akim's inn became c
    elebrated for hundreds of

      miles round. People were even readier to stay with him than with his

      successor, Naum, though Akim could not be compared with Naum as a

      manager. Under Akim everything was in the old-fashioned style, snug,

      but not over clean; and his oats were apt to be light, or musty; the

      cooking, too, was somewhat indifferent: dishes were sometimes put on

      the table which would better have been left in the oven and it was not

      that he was stingy with the provisions, but just that the cook had not

      looked after them. On the other hand, he was ready to knock off

      something from the price and did not refuse to trust a man's word for

      payment--he was a good man and a genial host. In talking, in

      entertaining, he was lavish, too; he would sometimes chatter away over

      the samovar till his listeners pricked up their ears, especially when

      he began telling them about Petersburg, about the Circassian steppes,

      or even about foreign parts; and he liked getting a little drunk with

      a good companion, but not disgracefully so, more for the sake of

      company, as his guests used to say of him. He was a great favourite

      with merchants and with all people of what is called the old school,

      who do not set off for a journey without tightening up their belts and

      never go into a room without making the sign of the cross, and never

      enter into conversation with a man without first wishing him good

      health. Even Akim's appearance disposed people in his favour: he was

      tall, rather thin, but graceful even at his advanced years; he had a

      long face, with fine-looking regular features, a high and open brow, a

      straight and delicate nose and a small mouth. His brown and prominent

      eyes positively shone with friendly gentleness, his soft, scanty hair

      curled in little rings about his neck; he had very little left on the

      top of his head. Akim's voice was very pleasant, though weak; in his

      youth he had been a good singer, but continual travelling in the open

      air in the winter had affected his chest. But he talked very smoothly

      and sweetly. When he laughed wrinkles like rays that were very

      charming came round his eyes:--such wrinkles are only to be seen in

      kind-hearted people. Akim's movements were for the most part

      deliberate and not without a certain confidence and dignified courtesy

      befitting a man of experience who had seen a great deal in his day.

      In fact, Akim--or Akim Semyonitch as he was called even in his

      mistress's house, to which he often went and invariably on Sundays

      after mass--would have been excellent in all respects--if he had not

      had one weakness which has been the ruin of many men on earth, and was

      in the end the ruin of him, too--a weakness for the fair sex. Akim's

      susceptibility was extreme, his heart could never resist a woman's

      glance: he melted before it like the first snow of autumn in the

      sun ... and dearly he had to pay for his excessive sensibility.

      For the first year after he had set up on the high road Akim was so

      busy with building his yard, stocking the place, and all the business

      inseparable from moving into a new house that he had absolutely no

      time to think of women and if any sinful thought came into his mind he

      immediately drove it away by reading various devotional works for

      which he cherished a profound respect (he had learned to read when

      first he left home), singing the psalms in a low voice or some other

      pious occupation. Besides, he was then in his forty-sixth year and at

      that time of life every passion grows perceptibly calmer and cooler

      and the time for marrying was past. Akim himself began to think that,

      as he expressed it, this foolishness was over and done with ... But

      evidently there is no escaping one's fate.

      Akim's former mistress, Lizaveta Prohorovna Kuntse, the widow of an

      officer of German extraction, was herself a native of Mittau, where

      she had spent the first years of her childhood and where she had

      numerous poor relations, about whom she concerned herself very little,

      especially after a casual visit from one of her brothers, an infantry

      officer of the line. On the day after his arrival he had made a great

      disturbance and almost beaten the lady of the house, calling her "du

      lumpenmamselle," though only the evening before he had called her in

      broken Russian: "sister and benefactor." Lizaveta Prohorovna lived

      almost permanently on her pretty estate which had been won by the

      labours of her husband who had been an architect. She managed it

      herself and managed it very well. Lizaveta Prohorovna never let slip

      the slightest advantage; she turned everything into profit for

      herself; and this, as well as her extraordinary capacity for making a

      farthing do the work of a halfpenny, betrayed her German origin; in

      everything else she had become very Russian. She kept a considerable

      number of house serfs, especially many maids, who earned their salt,

      however: from morning to night their backs were bent over their work.

      She liked driving out in her carriage with grooms in livery on the

      footboard. She liked listening to gossip and scandal and was a clever

      scandal-monger herself; she liked to lavish favours upon someone, then

      suddenly crush him with her displeasure, in fact, Lizaveta Prohorovna

      behaved exactly like a lady. Akim was in her good graces; he paid her

      punctually every year a very considerable sum in lieu of service; she

      talked graciously to him and even, in jest, invited him as a guest...

      but it was precisely in his mistress's house that trouble was in store

      for Akim.

      Among Lizaveta Prohorovna's maidservants was an orphan girl of twenty

      called Dunyasha. She was good-looking, graceful and neat-handed;

      though her features were irregular, they were pleasing; her fresh

      complexion, her thick flaxen hair, her lively grey eyes, her

      little round nose, her rosy lips and above all her half-mocking,

      half-provocative expression--were all rather charming in their way. At

      the same time, in spite of her forlorn position, she was strict, almost

      haughty in her deportment. She came of a long line of house serfs. Her

      father, Arefy, had been a butler for thirty years, while her

      grandfather, Stepan had been valet to a prince and officer of the

      Guards long since dead. She dressed neatly and was vain over her

      hands, which were certainly very beautiful. Dunyasha made a show of

      great disdain for all her admirers; she listened to their compliments

      with a self-complacent little smile and if she answered them at all it

      was usually some exclamation such as: "Yes! Likely! As though I

      should! What next!" These exclamations were always on her lips.

      Dunyasha had spent about three years being trained in Moscow where she

      had picked up the peculiar airs and graces which distinguish

      maidservants who have been in Moscow or Petersburg. She was spoken of

     


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