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    William Shakespeare's Alack! of the Clones

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      JANGO

      They shall perform aright, e’en to the last.

      Of that you may be sure, too.

      OBI-WAN

      I thank you, Jango, for this dialogue.

      JANGO

      Indeed, the thanks is mine—’tis e’er my pleasure

      to make acquaintance with a Jedi. [Aside:] Now

      we must flee, for time doth quickly run.

      [Exeunt Jango and Boba.

      OBI-WAN

      I have uncover’d ev’rything at last.

      [To Taun and Lama:] I bid ye now give me my leave

      to go

      And make report unto the Jedi Council.

      Our Jedi Master, Yoda, will delight

      To hear the progress you have made herein.

      LAMA SU

      To strengthen the Republic noble’s cause,

      The army we have built for him’s immense.

      OBI-WAN

      I shall reveal to him what I have seen—

      He shall regret he did not see’t himself.

      LAMA SU

      More sorry I, for he would be most proud—

      A leader of the Jedi Council, aye.

      OBI-WAN

      Regret I Master Sifo-Dyas could

      Not be here to bear witness to your fruits.

      LAMA SU

      All things run to completion in their time:

      Let Master Sifo-Dyas be at peace.

      OBI-WAN

      His memory you honor, Minister.

      LAMA SU

      Our thanks deliver we in multitudes:

      A million further we may proffer soon,

      Two hundred thousand we may give you now.

      OBI-WAN

      And we return those thanks to thee, kind sir.

      We shall make contact soon, with further orders.

      LAMA SU

      All is on schedule, as it hath been plann’d.

      So we may then proceed with business?

      OBI-WAN

      Forsooth, your operation’s well in hand.

      LAMA SU

      I trust your visit here is worth its length.

      OBI-WAN

      Indeed, it hath been most enlightening.

      [Exit Lama Su.

      TAUN WE

      I hope from now you shall more better know

      Our high prime minister, e’en Lama Su.

      Come now, and I shall show you on your way.

      OBI-WAN

      Much gratitude for all you’ve shown me here—

      The soldiers you have made impress me quite.

      TAUN WE

      Give us but time, and you shall have yet more.

      OBI-WAN

      I understand. You have mine utmost thanks.

      TAUN WE

      Since we so long have been in touch with you,

      Indeed, ’tis well to meet you in our home.

      OBI-WAN

      Your hospitality hath been most kind.

      TAUN WE

      Our high prime minister sends his regards.

      Good Master Jedi, salutations, sir.

      [Exit Taun We.

      OBI-WAN

      Thus what was hidden now hath been reveal’d,

      Though its significance is yet conceal’d.

      [Exit.

      SCENE 1.

      On the planet Naboo, at the lake retreat.

      Enter PADMÉ and ANAKIN SKYWALKER.

      ANAKIN

      Come, come, thou wasp: thine hidden secret shout.

      PADMÉ

      If I be waspish, best beware my sting.

      ANAKIN

      My remedy is, then, to pluck it out.

      PADMÉ

      If thou shalt pluck, I shall not tell the thing.

      In sooth, I do not know.

      ANAKIN

      —Methinks thou dost.

      PADMÉ

      Wilt thou perhaps a Jedi’s trick employ,

      And plunder all my thoughts with ruse unjust?

      ANAKIN

      Nay, with such base tricks I’d not thee annoy.

      Besides, such mind games would not work on thee,

      For they are only us’d upon the weak.

      PADMÉ

      If thou shalt not be touch’d by jealousy,

      I’ll give to thee the answer thou dost seek.

      Of my first kiss may this small tale be sung:

      Mine age was twelve, and he was Palo nam’d.

      A legislative program for the young

      Did mark the place where first my lips were tam’d.

      A handsome boy, and older by some years,

      With raven’s eyes and curly hair of brown.

      ANAKIN

      Thou hast spoke long enough to burn mine ears.

      So what of him? How did he let you down?

      What was his error or his fatal blunder?

      Or was it he whose interest did fade?

      Aye, wert thou maid or unmade? O, you wonder!

      PADMÉ

      No wonder, nay; but certainly a maid.

      To public service my direction led,

      Whilst he became an artist in Naboo.

      ANAKIN

      Mayhap ’twas he who acted with his head.

      PADMÉ

      Thou dost not care for politicians, true?

      ANAKIN

      Nay, there are two or three I do prefer—

      They are an ample feast to suit my taste.

      There is one dish of which I’m yet unsure,

      Whose flavor is with zest and spices lac’d.

      Yet, by my troth, I think the system broken:

      ’Tis not the cogs, but ’tis the whole machine.

      PADMÉ

      How should it run, if in thy words ’twere spoken?

      ANAKIN

      They all should sit together and convene—

      Discussing ev’ry matter of the state—

      And make agreement as to what is best

      For ev’ry creature, whether small or great:

      Then on their findings should their actions rest.

      PADMÉ

      Yea, as thou just hast said we surely do,

      Yet trouble comes when all cannot agree.

      ANAKIN

      Then those who disagree are most untrue,

      And must be made to sing in common key.

      PADMÉ

      By whom? Which choirmaster wouldst thou name?

      ANAKIN

      Someone who would conduct the group aright.

      PADMÉ

      Wouldst thou hold that baton?

      ANAKIN

      —’Twas not my claim.

      PADMÉ

      Then someone else?

      ANAKIN

      —Aye, someone wise, with might.

      PADMÉ

      Thy tune doth sound most like dictatorship.

      ANAKIN

      If it would work, I’d sing its melody.

      PADMÉ

      Thou mockest me, I see it in thy lip.

      ANAKIN

      Nay, I intend no sharp disharmony.

      ’Twould be unwise a senator to mock,

      For mockingbirds do whistle scornful airs.

      PADMÉ

      Your sly refrain upon mine heart doth knock,

      And helpeth to unburthen me from cares.

      Enter a herd of SHAAKS.

      ANAKIN

      [aside:] My love, my joy, my senator, my queen!

      To hear her laugh doth set my soul to sigh.

      What light is light, if Padmé be not seen?

      What joy is joy, if Padmé be not by?

      [To Padmé:] Let us have sport, and merry make the day.

      PADMÉ

      These beasts are beautiful, yet can be rough.

      May Jedi over such as these hold sway?

      ANAKIN

      Methinks my skill and strength shall be enough.

      [Anakin jumps onto a shaak and begins riding it.

      PADMÉ

      Behold how like its master thou dost ride!

      Forsooth, thou hast a senator impress’d.

      ANAKIN

      The creature is with vigor well supp
    lied,

      And by some rage it now doth seem possess’d.

      [The shaak throws Anakin to the ground.

      PADMÉ

      My strong protector, O, mine Anakin!

      My soul did cry as I beheld his fall.

      [Padmé runs to Anakin. Exeunt shaaks.

      Speak thou, good Ani, hast thou injur’d been?

      Be thou not broken by this creature’s gall.

      ANAKIN

      Ha, ha, my chuck, I do but jest by schemes.

      And yet thine eyes—they show thy care unfurl’d,

      They are the books, the arts, the academes,

      That show, contain, and nourish all the world.

      PADMÉ

      By heav’n, I am reliev’d that thou art well:

      The fear that shook me so is turn’d to joy.

      ANAKIN

      Be not afeard, or if thou art, then tell—

      Together we shall all thy fears destroy.

      PADMÉ

      Thou art my safeguard strong, my Jedi Knight.

      Now since thou art yet whole, say: shall we dine?

      ANAKIN

      To follow all thy steps brings me delight—

      If ’tis your will to eat, then it is mine.

      [They proceed to a table to sup.

      PADMÉ

      What canst thou say that shall my mirth arouse?

      ANAKIN

      Mayhap this need-born phrase we Jedi say—

      A technique we from time to time espouse—

      “Determinèd negotiations,” yea.

      PADMÉ

      Determinèd negotiations, what?

      What doth it mean, for I’ve not heard of it?

      ANAKIN

      It doth imply negotiations, but:

      Those manag’d by a lightsaber, to wit.

      [Aside:] I know I love in vain, no hope thereof;

      Yet in this captious and intenible sieve

      I still pour in the waters of my love—

      It is the very hope for which I live.

      Now bring the Force upon this happy scene,

      I shall employ its pow’r my lass to tease.

      [Anakin uses the Force to lift a pear and bring it to him.

      PADMÉ

      Such tricks do render all my thoughts serene.

      ANAKIN

      ’Tis well, they’d not put Obi-Wan at ease.

      [He cuts a slice of pear and, using the Force, passes it to her.

      PADMÉ

      This fruit thou sendest me the Force withal

      Shall fall most pleasantly upon my lips.

      The thanks I render thee are far too small

      To quite express what from my spirit slips.

      Pretty and witty, wild, and yet, too, gentle:

      Thou fashion’d art of paradox, in part.

      Yet such faint praise can be but detrimental

      Unto the noble man thou truly art.

      Thou art a treasur’d and a worthy friend,

      Protector of my life, though all unplann’d.

      If things were chang’d, perhaps love would transcend

      And tame my wild heart to thy loving hand.

      ANAKIN

      The closer we become, the more I ache,

      To be sans you would steal my very breath.

      The kiss thou gave, which I did gladly take,

      Doth move upon my passions as a death.

      Can I go forward when my heart is here,

      The heart that thou, with lips, have turn’d to scar?

      Thou art a specter, ghost to my good cheer,

      Tormenting me by haunting pow’r bizarre.

      What may I do? What shall I say to thee?

      What speech will exorcise your maiden doubt

      And turn the spirit of your love to me?

      But speak the word: thy servant is devout.

      PADMÉ

      Love like a shadow flies, pursu’d too soon.

      ANAKIN

      Is’t possible that thou dost long for me?

      If thou dost suffer love, then ’tis a boon:

      But say ’tis so and we may joinèd be.

      PADMÉ

      We two may not within one love be knit.

      For love is blind and lovers cannot see

      The pretty follies that themselves commit.

      How pretty would such follies in us be?

      It is not possible.

      ANAKIN

      —O, say not so!

      The course of true love never did run smooth.

      What blossom without weeds did ever grow?

      I prithee listen, let my reason soothe.

      This bud of love, by Naboo’s ripening breath,

      May prove a beauteous flower of which we’ll boast.

      PADMÉ

      Nay, thou shalt listen, my soul warranteth:

      The tempter or the tempted, who sins most?

      The vision thou dost proffer suits us not,

      Thine honor nor my station, neither one.

      Reality it seems thou hast forgot,

      For us to love would mean us both undone.

      Thou art a Jedi, I a senator,

      If thou wouldst follow thy thoughts to their end

      Then wouldst thou with my judgment straight concur:

      I am not made for lover, but for friend.

      This must be so, regardless how we feel,

      And how our passions move toward each other.

      ANAKIN

      There thou hast given thy confession real:

      Thou lovest me—we yearn for one another!

      PADMÉ

      Thy future I would never take from thee,

      And thus oppose the thread of Fate’s design.

      I pray thee, do not fall in love with me,

      For I am falser than vows made in wine.

      ANAKIN

      And yet thou ask’st that which I may not do:

      To speak mine heart as though it were my mind.

      Would that I mine affection could eschew,

      And change as quickly as the moon unkind.

      Yet ’tis not so.

      PADMÉ

      —I shall not bow to this:

      The pressure and the childish, nagging voice.

      Thy love, and not thy spite, should meet my kiss.

      ANAKIN

      Belike there is, as yet, another choice.

      Mayhap in some enclosèd, private place,

      We could agree to meet and be as one.

      There could I see the beauty of thy face,

      Our secret safe, we would not be undone.

      PADMÉ

      Yet would this render all our days a lie,

      A lie our souls would never let us keep.

      Thou couldst not live in such a way, nor I—

      Our love by such a bargain is made cheap.

      Thou couldst not want that, couldst thou, Anakin?

      I know that thou art made of better stuff.

      ANAKIN

      Indeed, it would destroy us both therein.

      Thou hast o’errul’d my passion well enough.

      Alas, there’s some ill galaxy that reigns,

      I must be patient till the heavens look

      With an aspect more favorable. Chains

      Would be more comfort than this hope forsook.

      [Exit Anakin.

      PADMÉ

      O, time! Thou must untangle this, not I;

      It is too hard a knot for me t’untie.

      [Exit Padmé.

      SCENE 2.

      Tipoca City, on the planet Kamino.

      Enter OBI-WAN KENOBI.

      OBI-WAN

      For answers to Kamino did I come,

      And such I did receive in quantities:

      Two hundred thousand answers met me here.

      Yet with this army comes more questions on—

      What was it Sifo-Dyas hop’d to do?

      And who is this Tyranus Fett speaks of?

      I must make contact with the Council next!

      Enter R4-P17.

      R4-P17

      Blip, whoop.

      OBI-WAN


      —R4, I bid thee set code five

      For Coruscant, care of the elders’ home.

      Enter YODA and MACE WINDU on balcony.

      Good Masters, I’ve establish’d contact with

      Kamino, and with its prime minister.

      They use a bounty hunter, Jango Fett,

      And by him build an army made from clones.

      Mine instincts do inform me Jango Fett

      Is e’en the selfsame bounty hunter who

      Would be assassin of the senator.

      MACE

      Do you believe the cloners are involv’d

      In this nerfar’ous plot? I’ll fly away

      Myself to work them woe if it be so.

      OBI-WAN

      Nay, Master, for they could not gain thereby.

      YODA

      Avoid assumption,

      Obi-Wan, we need your mind

      Most open to be.

      When clear are your thoughts,

      Discovery of villains

      In this plot follows.

      OBI-WAN

      Indeed, good Master. They did make report

      That Master Sifo-Dyas was the one

      Who did request an army of the clones.

      This deed he did perform ten years ago,

      Upon request of the Galactic Senate.

      Yet ’twas my memory that he was kill’d

      Ere then—say, did the Council authorize

      Creation of an army led by clones?

      MACE

      Nay, nay. Whoe’er it was the order plac’d

      Hath drunk a juice the Council did not serve.

      YODA

      If you can bring him,

      This bounty hunter vicious,

      Question him we will.

     


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