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    William Shakespeare's Avengers

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    LANG

      Ah, Cassie, is it thou? [aside:] My daughter grown,

      Though when I saw her last she was a child. 70

      What force malevolent hath ta’en me hence

      That I return to such a brave, new world?

      [They embrace.

      [to Cassie:] How thou hast grown, beyond all expectation!

      [Exeunt inside the house.

      ENTER NATASHA ROMANOFF IN NEW YORK, AT THE AVENGERS’ BASE. ENTER CAROL DANVERS, ROCKET, JAMES RHODES, OKOYE, AND NEBULA IN BEAMS, SPEAKING TO HER.

      ROCKET

      Yea, we did board the suspect warship Danvers hath

      ping’d. 75

      NEBULA

      ’Twas no more than infectious garbage scow.

      ROCKET

      Indeed. Thus, thanks to thee, Danvers, for such a

      worthy suggestion.

      DANVERS

      You two were close enow to search for it.

      The task was needed, and I bade you do’t. 80

      ROCKET

      Yea, truly, and the result is Nebula and I smell like

      garbage, as if I were a rodent searching through a dumpster.

      ROMANOFF

      Did you have any reading on the sensors,

      Or was it far too dim to analyze? 85

      OKOYE

      A mild subduction neath the Afric plate.

      ROMANOFF

      Have we some visuals thereof? How shall

      We handle such a murky mystery?

      OKOYE

      Nat, prithee—’twas a quake beneath the sea.

      We handle such things by not handling them. 90

      ROMANOFF

      Say Carol, shall we see thee here next month?

      DANVERS

      Unlikely, for in truth I’ve much to do.

      ROCKET

      What? Hast thou another haircut plann’d?

      Wouldst see the stylist instead of us?

      DANVERS

      Take heed, thou thatch of fur: I’m watching o’er 95

      Significant amounts of territory.

      What doth occur on earth is happening

      Throughout the universe, on untold planets.

      ROCKET

      ’Tis true, ’tis true. Thou hast a point, in sooth.

      DANVERS

      It may be some time ere you see me, friends. 100

      ROMANOFF

      What must be must be. As you know, good friends,

      This channel’s ever active, never dark.

      Should anything go sideways, should some trouble

      Arise from anyone or anywhere,

      Pray tell me.

      OKOYE

      —It shall be.

      NEBULA

      —Agreed.

      DANVERS

      —Indeed, 105

      Such news I’ll bear to thee with action swift.

      ROCKET

      ’Tis well.

      DANVERS

      Good fortune, Colonel Rhodes, until we meet.

      [Exeunt all from beams except Rhodes, who remains, looking at Romanoff.

      ROMANOFF

      In which bleak corner of the world art thou?

      RHODES

      In Mexico, whence I report with news: 110

      The federales found a room of bodies—

      Cartel men who ne’er had a chance to shoot.

      ROMANOFF

      ’Twas probably some gloomy, rival gang.

      RHODES

      Nay, Nat, ’twas not. ’Tis Barton, certainly.

      What he hath done—both here and these past years— 115

      ’Twas horrible. The scene he left was putrid.

      A part of me hopes we shall find him ne’er.

      ROMANOFF

      Wilt thou discover whither he is bound?

      Please, James. His deeds are dark; I need him found.

      RHODES

      It shall be done e’en as you say.

      [Exit James Rhodes from beam. Romanoff sits at a table and fights off tears.

      ROMANOFF

      —O Clint! 120

      O, wherefore hast thou chosen this grim path?

      SHE IS BENT WITH SORROW. ENTER STEVE ROGERS.

      ROGERS

      Good even, Nat. I would thee proffer supper,

      Yet thou seem’st mis’rable enow without

      My ghastly cooking further ailing thee.

      ROMANOFF

      Art thou come hither for to clean thy laundry, 125

      Which nearly black hath turn’d with sweat and dirt?

      ROGERS

      To see a friend as well, thus have I come.

      ROMANOFF

      Thy friend is fine, dim man, as thou canst see—

      She ever crieth when she feeleth well.

      ROGERS

      I spied a pod of whales upon my journey. 130

      ROMANOFF

      Within the murky Hudson, even so?

      ROGERS

      Today, far fewer ships rush o’er its waters—

      The watercourse is cleaner than it was.

      ROMANOFF

      If this is how thou tellest me to look

      Not at the dark, but on the brighter side, 135

      Expect a peanut butter sandwich to

      Be quickly hurl’d toward thy foolish pate.

      ROGERS

      Apologies, ’tis but a force of habit.

      [He sits at the table with her. Romanoff pushes her sandwich toward him.

      ’Tis e’er my wont to urge that people move

      Along with life and grow—the past is naught. 140

      Some do, Natasha, yea, yet never us.

      ROMANOFF

      If I move on, the future cloudy grows.

      For who shall do this work when I depart?

      ROGERS

      Perhaps the work hath grown unnecessary.

      ROMANOFF

      Once I had nothing, Steve. Then had I this. 145

      This task, this family, these missions bleak,

      And I was better, being part of it.

      Although they’re gone, I’m still endeavoring

      To better be, for they would wish me so.

      ROGERS

      Methinks the both of us must get a life. 150

      ROMANOFF

      Go thou first lifeward, overagèd man.

      ROMANOFF’S COMPUTER BEEPS. ENTER SCOTT LANG IN A BEAM.

      LANG

      Is anybody here? ’Tis I, Scott Lang.

      We met some years ago, at th’aeroport,

      In Germ’ny, where th’Avengers were in conflict.

      I grew quite large, with mask upon my face, 155

      Belike thou wouldst not recognize me now.

      ROGERS

      Is this some older tape upon the screen?

      LANG

      I’m Ant-Man! Is that recognizable?

      ROMANOFF

      ’Tis our front gate, e’en now, as dusk doth fall.

      [She presses a button to let Lang in. Exit Scott Lang from beam.

      ENTER SCOTT LANG INTO THE ROOM.

      ROGERS

      Scott, art thou well?

      LANG

      —Indeed. Have either of 160

      You ever studied quantum physics, eh?

      The variable properties thereof?

      ROMANOFF

      Nay, only when I would in conversation

      Seem to be something else than what I was.

      LANG

      Five years ago, ere Thanos did appear, 165

      I was inhabiting a puzzling place

      Known as the Quantum Realm. This realm is, simply,

      A microscopic universe unto

      Itself. To access gain therein, one must


      Be small beyond belief. Hope, who is my— 170

      Er, or, that is, who was my paramour—

      ’Twas her task to withdraw me from the realm,

      Yet Thanos happen’d and I was held fast,

      Unable to return unto our world.

      ROMANOFF

      That must have been a dreadf’ly long five years, 175

      Stuck in a gloomy realm with no relief.

      LANG

      A-ha! Thou comest to the very point:

      ’Twas not so long for me. Incredibly,

      It seem’d a mere five hours that I was there.

      The Quantum Realm hath rules unlike our own— 180

      ’Tis unpredictable. Whose sandwich lies

      Upon the table? Troth, I starving am.

      [He walks to the table, picks up the sandwich, and takes a bite.

      ROGERS

      What dost thou mean? More matter, with less art.

      LANG

      Time worketh strangely in the Quantum Realm,

      Yet we its navigation cannot master. 185

      What if we could, though? How my head doth ring

      With possibilities! What if we may

      Control the chaos, navigate through time?

      What if the Quantum Realm could enter’d be

      Upon a certain time but exit at 190

      Another point, e’en ere vile Thanos came?

      ROGERS

      Imaginest thou, then, a time machine?

      LANG

      Nay, nay, no time machine—impossible.

      ’Tis rather like a—yea, a time machine.

      Ye shall, belike, tell me ’tis foolishness, 195

      And would not be mistaken, verily.

      Still, though, the thought doth swell inside my head.

      There must be somehow. Nay, ’tis craziness.

      ROMANOFF

      My email cometh from a raccoon, Scott;

      Thus nothing soundeth crazy anymore. 200

      I have seen flowers grow in darker climes.

      LANG

      With whom should we discuss the matter to

      Pull this unlikelihood out of the dark?

      ROGERS

      We must away and visit Tony Stark.

      [Exeunt.

      SCENE 2

      In upstate New York.

      ENTER TONY STARK AT HIS HOME. ENTER MORGAN STARK ASIDE, HIDING IN A TENT.

      STARK

      [aside:] In mine attempts to heal my own grim past

      Have I come hither, to this paradise.

      A house beside a lake, surrounded by

      The sounds of nature singing with pure voice.

      The crisp, cool air, the sun upon the water, 5

      The green and brown of trees, the breezy grass,

      The wind that bloweth gently o’er the tide.

      These pleasures simple are untainted joys,

      To live here with my family is bliss.

      Live in each season as it passes you; 10

      Breathe in the air, drink drinks, and taste the fruit,

      Resign yourself to th’influence of each.

      [To Morgan:] Maguna! Morgan H. Stark, come thou forth.

      ’Tis time for lunch, if thou wilt eat with me.

      [Morgan comes out of the tent, wearing a Rescue mask.

      MORGAN

      Define lunch or you’ll be disintegrated! 15

      STARK

      Imp silly! Thou shouldst not have on that mask,

      Which is a gift for th’anniversary

      Of thy two parents. I have fashion’d it

      For Mother—thou must wait another day.

      [He takes off her mask.

      Shalt thou consider lunch? I’ve made for thee 20

      Abundant tasty, crunchy crickets serv’d

      On lettuce, just as thou dost like.

      MORGAN

      —O, foul!

      STARK

      It’s what thou wantest, nay? I prithee, tell:

      Where didst thou find this mask?

      MORGAN

      —In our garage.

      STARK

      Indeed? Wert searching for it?

      MORGAN

      —Nay, yet found it. 25

      STARK

      Is’t fair to say thou likest the garage?

      Thy father also does. ’Tis well, of course,

      For Mother never wears aught I give her.

      ENTER STEVE ROGERS, NATASHA ROMANOFF, AND SCOTT LANG. STARK PICKS UP MORGAN AND CARRIES HER TOWARD THE HOUSE, THEN SETS HER DOWN. EXIT MORGAN STARK.

      ROGERS

      Holla, good Tony. ’Tis, mayhap, surprising

      To find thy former colleagues at thy home. 30

      We’ve come to talk about a situation,

      A possibility Scott brought to us,

      Whereby we may through time a passage make

      By accessing the unknown Quantum Realm.

      [Stark pours them drinks.

      LANG

      We know th’idea must sound improbable. 35

      ROGERS

      But after all we’ve seen, is anything

      Impossible? What, Tony, dost thou think?

      STARK

      I know that any quantum fluctuation

      Disrupts the Planck scale, which, in turn, doth trigger

      The Proposition Deutsch. Can you agree? 40

      To put it plainly: we would not come back.

      LANG

      Yet I return’d, though inexplicably.

      STARK

      It seemeth thou surviv’dst by accident,

      A cosmic fluke that none could hope repeat

      Had they one billion efforts at the feat. 45

      If thou dost search for some success with thy—

      LANG

      Time heist is mine imaginative name.

      STARK

      Imaginative and impossible—

      A time heist. How could we not think thereof?

      Of course, because ’tis laughable, a dream! 50

      ROGERS

      The Stones requir’d wait for us in the past—

      If we could thither travel and secure them…

      ROMANOFF

      Our fingers we could snap, as did bleak Thanos,

      And in a moment resurrect our friends.

      STARK

      It could be we would make what is bad worse. 55

      ROGERS

      Methinks we would not do so with this chance.

      STARK

      Infectious is thine optimism, truly,

      And I have miss’d it so. Yet, no high hopes

      Will help sans logical and tang’ble ways

      For me to safely execute the time heist. 60

      The outcome likely is our swift demise.

      LANG

      ’Twill not be so if we observe the rules

      Of traveling throughout the realms of time:

      No conversation with our former selves,

      No placing wagers on a public sport, 65

      No trying to repair our parents’ love,

      No overlooking pow’r for our return.

      STARK

      I’ll stop thy prattle with this observation:

      Thy plan to save the universe entire

      Is based upon Get Thee Back to the Future. 70

      Is’t possible?

      LANG

      —Nay, obviously not.

      STARK

      It gladdens me to hear thee say so, Scott,

      For such a notion would be horse manure,

      And horse manure, in truth, hath little likeness

      To quantum physics.

      ROMANOFF

      —Tony, we must make 75

      A stand, or darkness wi
    ns and all is lost.

      STARK

      Indeed, we stood, yet here we are—all lost.

      LANG

      ’Tis clear thou hast so much that thou couldst lose—

      A wife, a daughter too. Yet I, too, lost

      Someone of great importance—many did. 80

      Now is our opportunity to bring

      Her back, to bring them all back, and thou wilt

      Not even—

      STARK

      —It is true, Scott. I’ll not even.

      I neither can nor shall—I’ve too much here.

      ENTER MORGAN STARK, RUNNING TO TONY’S LAP.

      MORGAN

      Good Mother said I should come here and save you. 85

      STARK

      Impeccable, thy timing—I am sav’d.

      [To Lang:] How I do wish thou hadst come here to ask

      Me something else—near anything, I swear.

      By heaven, I am glad to see you all.

      The table’s set for six, if you would stay. 90

      [Stark stands, holding Morgan in his arms.

      ROGERS

      ’Tis understandable. I’m glad for thee,

      By all that’s true. Yet we’ve this second chance.

      STARK

      I have my second chance here in mine arms,

      And shall not roll the dice to wager it.

      [To all:] If you shall not talk business, you are welcome. 95

      [Exeunt Tony Stark and Morgan Stark.

      ROMANOFF

      The man is frighten’d by this murky plot.

      ROGERS

      He is not wrong; I too am nervous, Nat.

      LANG

      What shall we do? What machination’s next?

      We need him—shall our efforts simply cease?

      ROGERS

      We must go on, yet I would play the hand 100

      With wisdom, prudence, and a dose of wit.

      Let us seek out a passing massive brain.

      LANG

      E’en bigger and superior to Stark’s?

      ROGERS

      If Stark shall not risk failure and assist,

      There is another name upon my list. 105

      [Exeunt.

      SCENE 3

      New York.

      ENTER BRUCE BANNER, SITTING IN A RESTAURANT.

      BANNER

      My personalities have join’d as one:

      Bruce Banner, doctor of th’academy,

      Who hath intelligence, a skillful mind,

      And Hulk, the monster who resides within,

      Whose strength is passing human understanding. 5

      We two, together, are a mighty force—

      Both man and beast, the subtle and the strong,

      Have found a home where they may both exist,

      Cooperating for the greater good.

      Long may it last, for I, at last, am whole. 10

      ENTER STEVE ROGERS, NATASHA ROMANOFF, AND SCOTT LANG, SITTING WITH BANNER.

     


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