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    William Shakespeare's the Merry Rise of Skywalker

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    —The Emperor, his fleet—they hide

      Within the provinces unknown, a world

      Call’d Exegol. This is, indeed, no dream.

      R2-D2

      Beep, meep, squeak!

      C-3PO

      —Exegol doth not appear

      On any star chart. Legend knows it as

      The hidden planet of the wicked Sith.

      [Rey runs to find a book.

      REY

      [aside:] To find the Sith—of such I late have read.

      ’Twas Master Luke did first pursue the task.

      POE

      Yea, Palpatine abided all this time,

      And pull’d the strings of evil’s puppetry.

      The heart had ceas’d to beat—volition, though,

      Had not departed from his awful mind.

      LEIA

      Concealèd in the shadows from the start.

      MAZ

      If we would stop him, we must find him first.

      The furtive Exegol we must detect.

      [Rey returns with the book.

      REY

      Pray, General, a word.

      LEIA

      —Friends, give us leave

      To speak a word or two.

      [Exeunt all, talking among themselves,

      except Rey and Leia.

      REY

      —I know how we

      May find myster’ous Exegol.

      LEIA

      —Pray tell!

      REY

      Luke was in search of it for many years

      And nearly found it, too, ere he expir’d.

      This book—among the sacred Jedi texts—

      Containeth ciphers far beyond my ken.

      To get to Exegol, one needeth this:

      A Sith wayfinder, which a compass is

      That leadeth swiftly unto Exegol.

      Thus shall we stop what we both know shall come—

      ’Tis right that I conclude what Luke began:

      Find Exegol and find the Emperor.

      LEIA

      Nay.

      REY

      —Sans thy blessing I’d not go, but will.

      Indeed, I shall. ’Tis e’en what thou wouldst do.

      Enter POE DAMERON, FINN, CHEWBACCA, C-3PO, and BB-8.

      POE

      The ship hath been repair’d and may depart,

      To face a terror for which there’s no name.

      REY

      Thou hadst it right before, Poe, I must go.

      I’ll venture forth to follow in Luke’s path

      And seek out Exegol. I shall begin

      Where first Luke’s trail turn’d cold, the desert lands

      Forbidden of Pasaana.

      POE

      —Yea, I know.

      There is a game of puzzles, which is play’d

      Upon a map. We shall go with thee, Rey.

      [To Chewbacca:] Pray Chewie, hast thou the compressor

      fix’d?

      CHEWBAC.

      Egh.10

      REY

      [to Finn:] —This I’d do alone.

      FINN

      —Alone with friends.

      Bid us not leave thee; we are not afeard.

      REY

      ’Tis far too dangerous.

      FINN

      —We fly as one.

      Together gone, together safe and well.

      CHEWBAC.

      Auugh, egh!11

      BB-8

      —Flig fllireej zoonblis zood blay blee

      Zooz bleezilf zood!

      C-3PO

      —I heartily agree!

      REY

      How can I question, with such friends as ye?

      Enter ROSE TICO.

      FINN

      Rose, ’tis thy chance to seek thy fate and come.

      ROSE

      The General hath ask’d me to remain

      And study all the intricacies of

      The Star Destroyers of the past, that we

      May stop the fleet if ye discover it.

      FINN

      Nay, spak’st thou if?

      ROSE

      —When.

      FINN

      —Yea, say when, forsooth.

      [Exit Rose Tico.

      POE

      [to Rey:] We must depart or we shall be too late

      And turn’d out of our office by the time.

      Thy mien, it darkens. What doth plague thy thoughts?

      REY

      Naught. Simply a goodbye I yet must say.

      [C-3PO approaches R2-D2.

      C-3PO

      Should it befall that I do not return,

      I would thou knewest what a friend thou art,

      And ever wert, to me. My best, in troth.

      R2-D2

      Beep, whistle, squeak! [Aside:] O, golden droid—with

      whom

      I long have squabbl’d, gladly did annoy—

      Shall thou, now, in this parting moment make

      Me shed a droidly tear in friendship’s name?

      Companion loyal, ever by my side,

      Thou art the better half who makes me whole.

      [Rey approaches Leia.

      REY

      Much would I say to thee ere I take leave.

      LEIA

      Tell me when thou returnest; gladly would

      I see thee then and hear thy pressing words.

      [Leia hands Rey Luke’s lightsaber.

      Thou worthy art, hast earn’d it many times.

      [They embrace.

      Rey, never be afeard of who thou art.

      [Rey, Poe, Finn, Chewbacca,

      C-3PO, and BB-8 board the

      Millennium Falcon. Exeunt others.

      CHEWBAC.

      Auugh!12

      REY

      —Yea. I would not from this team depart.

      [Exeunt.

      SCENE 4.

      On Kylo Ren’s command ship,

      the Steadfast.

      Enter KYLO REN.

      KYLO

      My mask, which once by Snoke’s ire I did crush,

      Hath been repair’d, forg’d solid once again.

      A master craftsman, Albrekh, did the deed,

      Employing ancient forges of the Sith.

      Sarrassian iron holds the pieces fast,

      And the result is that the helmet is—

      Like mine own skill and mine abilities—

      E’en stronger than it previously was.

      Enter KNIGHTS OF REN and various STORMTROOPERS.

      Enter GENERAL HUX, ALLEGIANT GENERAL PRYDE,

      GENERAL PARNADEE, GENERAL QUINN, and other

      OFFICERS of the First Order. All are seated.

      TROOPER 1

      [aside, to Trooper 2:] The Knights of Ren.

      TROOPER 2

      [aside, to Trooper 1:] —A horrid

      sight, by heav’n!

      [Kylo Ren throws Boolio’s head on the table.

      KYLO

      We have a spy conceal’d within our ranks—

      A base and spineless rogue, who hath convey’d

      A treas’nous message to th’Resistance vile.

      Whoe’er this traitor be, they’ll not stop us.

      With what I did espy on Exegol,

      The great First Order quickly shall become

      An empire true, with all the pow’r to match.

      Good Gen’ral Hux, I sense a deep unease

      About how I appear before thine eyes.

      [All turn and look at Hux.

      HUX

      Thy mask? Nay, verily. Well done, dread sir.

      PARNADEE

      It suits thee well. Thine aspect it improves.


      QUINN

      Forgive me, sir, I fain would speak my mind:

      These allies new on Exegol—is’t not

      A cult deriv’d from some foul madman’s schemes?

      We need no conjurers and soothsayers.

      PRYDE

      They conjur’d Star Destroyers by the score.

      If this be cultish, I shall gladly join.

      The Sith fleet shall increase our resources

      Ten thousand fold. If magic ’tis, ’tis well.

      Such range and pow’r correct the errant gaffe

      That was Starkiller Base and all its flaws.

      PARNADEE

      We must increase recruitment mightily.

      The pastures of the galaxy are ripe,

      And we shall harvest all the young we need.

      QUINN

      This fleet—doth it come to us as a gift?

      A present freely proffer’d, nothing more?

      Or shall the giver turn to asker soon—

      What doth the Emperor require of us?

      What treasures shall he ask for in return—

      [Using the Force, Kylo Ren begins choking

      General Quinn and raises him to the ceiling.

      KYLO

      Prepare to conquer any worlds that dare

      Defy our might. My knights and I shall fly,

      Bring back the scavenger and watch her die!

      [Exeunt.

      SCENE 5.

      On Pasaana.

      Enter REY, POE DAMERON, FINN, CHEWBACCA, C-3PO, and BB-8.

      POE

      A desert world with sunlight burning bright,

      Resembling bleak Jakku or Tatooine—

      Too much of sand and dryness for my taste,

      Despite the tranquil, somewhat magical

      Strange radiance that hovers over all.

      C-3PO, art certain ’tis the place?

      C-3PO

      Indeed. These are th’exact coordinates

      That Master Luke hath left behind for us.

      Enter AKI-AKI, dancing and celebrating.

      POE

      What is this gathering we happen on?

      There is no quiet here, nor silence, nay.

      C-3PO

      The Aki-Aki Festival of the

      Dear Ancestors, methinks! This jubilee

      Occureth only once each forty-two

      Years—an auspicious number, verily.

      FINN

      ’Tis fortunate.

      C-3PO

      —Forsooth, it truly is!

      This festival is widely known both for

      Its kites most colorful and also sweets

      Delectable beyond imagining.

      [Rey, Poe, Finn, and Chewbacca

      turn and stare at C-3PO.

      [Aside:] Alas, ’twas never my intention to

      Become the center of attention here.

      Perchance they stare at something at the rear?

      [C-3PO turns and looks behind him.

      REY

      I ne’er have seen a festival like this,

      Such heartfelt celebration, full of life!

      FINN

      I ne’er have seen so few wayfinders, troth.

      POE

      There e’er are chance First Order–led patrols

      At such events and in enormous crowds.

      No day elapses, but it brings news of

      Decease of some acquaintance at their hands.

      Keep heads down—yea, Chewbacca, thou as well,

      Although thou art far taller than the rest.

      [Chewbacca bends down to keep his head low.

      Let us part company, that we may see

      Whatever local knowledge may be found.

      [All walk in different directions.

      REY

      [aside:] The colors, dancing, joy on ev’ry face.

      Behold these groups of children, seated whilst

      A show of puppetry amuseth them!

      They laugh withal their bellies, heartily

      Enjoying what the elders have display’d.

      Such innocence, such wonder, and such bliss—

      Did I e’er know such happiness as this?

      Enter an Aki-Aki named NAMBI GHIMA.

      She approaches REY, and C-3PO translates.

      NAMBI

      Mayedo-bu!

      C-3PO

      —She sayeth welcome here.

      NAMBI

      Meyay de la bonotui. Kobu

      Dig gamba danni beez. Bodidi oo

      Di Nambi Ghima.

      [Nambi Ghima places a necklace

      around Rey’s neck.

      C-3PO

      —She is Nambi Ghima.

      REY

      A name most excellent and beautiful.

      I am call’d Rey.

      NAMBI

      —Giodo lobuto?

      C-3PO

      She would be honorèd to learn the name

      Of thine ancestral family as well.

      REY

      I have no fam’ly name. I’m call’d plain Rey,

      And bonny Rey and sometimes Rey the curst.

      [Aside:] Alack, most suddenly my senses shriek—

      ’Tis Kylo Ren! The fiend doth contact me

      Through our most strange and enigmatic bond.

      She walks aside. Enter KYLO REN aside, in his chamber.

      They are joined in the Force and see each other.

      KYLO

      The Emperor, e’en Palpatine, would see

      Thee dead.

      REY

      —Thou foundest a new master, yea?

      KYLO

      Nay, I have plans of which he knoweth naught.

      My hand in partnership I offer’d once

      To thee, and sens’d thou wish’dst to take it up,

      To share the mantle of my power vast.

      Yet wherefore didst thou not?

      REY

      —Thou hadst the chance

      To kill me and did not. Why didst thou not?

      KYLO

      Thou canst not hide fore’er, Rey, not from me.

      We two are like a planet and its sun,

      Each circling round the other evermore.

      REY

      I spy betwixt the cracks of thy black mask

      And see the haunted man who lies therein.

      Thine eyes shall never cease to see the deed

      Thou didst inflict upon thy father kind—

      The death of good Han Solo, whom thou kill’dst.

      KYLO

      Dost thou still count the days that have elaps’d

      Since thy two parents left thee on Jakku?

      Such pain I feel within thee, pulsing like

      A perilous volcano soon t’erupt.

      Such anger, too, which powereth the blast.

      I would not kill thee, Rey. Yet I shall find

      Thee, turn thee to the dark side of the Force.

      When once again I proffer thee my hand,

      I’ll warrant thou shalt take it gratefully.

      REY

      Thus shall we see if ever we two meet.

      [Kylo reaches out and grasps the

      necklace around Rey’s neck, pulling

      it off her. Exit Kylo Ren.

      [Aside:] Our close connection turns to something more—

      He hath th’ability to touch me here,

      To be where I am momentarily

      That what is mine is his and his is mine.

      [Rey runs to find Poe and Finn.

      [To Poe and Finn:] We must depart unto the Falcon,

      now.

      FINN

      Yet wherefore must we so, Rey? Ca
    nst thou tell?

      REY

      ’Tis Ren. He shall arrive anon, I fear.

      Enter KYLO REN, ALLEGIANT GENERAL PRYDE, and a

      FIRST ORDER OFFICER holding the necklace, above on balcony.

      OFFICER 1

      We had the necklace analyzèd, sir.

      ’Tis clearly from the system Midian—

      Pasaana, the Forbidden Valley there.

      KYLO

      Prepare my ship, alert the local troops.

      Send forth a new division presently.

      PRYDE

      E’en as thou sayest, Supreme Leader Ren.

      [Exeunt Kylo Ren, Allegiant

      General Pryde, and Officer 1.

      Enter STORMTROOPER 3, pointing a gun toward REY, POE

      DAMERON, FINN, CHEWBACCA, C-3PO, and BB-8, below.

      TROOPER 3

      Be still, or I shall use my gun on ye!

      [Into radio:] The fugitives of the Resistance have

      I found—all units hie ye hither quick—

      [An arrow strikes Stormtrooper 3

      in the helmet, and he dies.

      Enter LANDO OF CALRISSIAN, in a mask.

      LANDO

      I bid ye, follow. I shall keep you safe.

      [Rey, Poe, Finn, Chewbacca, C-3PO, and

      BB-8 follow Lando into his treadable.

      Enter KALO’NE, in the treadable.

      Kind Leia sent a message unto me.

      [To Kalo’ne:] Nadiyya tobiah.

      KALO’NE

      —Okay!

      [Kalo’ne starts driving the treadable

      away from the crowd.

      FINN

      —My friend,

      How didst thou find us?

      LANDO

      [taking off his mask:] —Wookiees in a crowd

      Have their partic’lar way of standing out.

      [Chewbacca embraces Lando.

      CHEWBAC.

      Auugh!13

      LANDO

      —Yea, ’tis well to see thee, too, my friend.

      C-3PO

      This man is Gen’ral Lando of Calriss—

      REY

      We all know who he is, C-3PO—

      His fame doth, like a herald, ere him go.

      FINN

      Forsooth, it is an honor, General.

      POE

      Brave General, we have come here upon

      A search for Exegol, a secret that

      Doth not permit itself to be reveal’d.

      LANDO

      ’Tis plain, and I know what it is ye seek.

      [He pushes a button, revealing a

      hologram of a Sith wayfinder.

      But two were made, which maketh them most rare.

      REY

      The Sith wayfinder. Luke Skywalker hath

      Come hither to find one of them.

      LANDO

      —I know,

      For I was with him on the venture grand.

      We two were trailing a most horrid beast—

     


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