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    William Shakespeare's Avengers

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      Now is reality whate’er I wish.

      GAMORA

      Thou knewest I would come.

      THANOS

      —True, ’twas my plan.

      Aught have we to discuss, my little one.

      [Gamora tries to pick up her sword, but Thanos grabs her.

      DRAX

      O Thanos!

      [Drax begins to charge, and Thanos uses the Reality Stone to turn Drax into a pile of blocks. Thanos fires at Mantis and unravels her like thread. Quill approaches, pointing his gun at Thanos.

      QUILL

      —Grimace, set the woman free.

      GAMORA

      Go to, Quill.

      QUILL

      —Go ye right, those were my words. 135

      GAMORA

      Dear man, wouldst thou so argue in this moment?

      QUILL

      [to Thanos:] Discharge thy prisoner at once, thou fiend!

      THANOS

      Thou art the paramour, ’less eyes deceive.

      QUILL

      Choose I to think upon myself more as

      A titan-killing, long-term, on-call codpiece. 140

      Free her at once. I will not ask again.

      GAMORA

      Ah, Peter, thou wilt be undone.

      QUILL

      —Anon

      From off thy face I’ll blow thy nutsack chin.

      GAMORA

      Not him, if thou rememberest thy vow.

      [Quill turns and points his gun at Gamora, but holds his fire.

      THANOS

      Nay, daughter, you expect too much from him. 145

      [To Quill:] She ask’d you, did she not? Why hesitate?

      If you do love her, as you say you do,

      Then pull the trigger and be done with it.

      QUILL

      Go right, I told ye. Wherefore listen not?

      GAMORA

      Affectionate and maddening art thou— 150

      I love thee, Peter, more than anything.

      QUILL

      And I love thee.

      [Quill fires, and bubbles emerge from his gun.

      THANOS

      —A snare, a ruse, a ploy:

      And you the fools. I like him, though, Gamora.

      [Exeunt Thanos in a flash, holding Gamora. As reality returns, Drax and Mantis rise again.

      QUILL

      Can anyone o’ercome this cruel man

      And stand whilst he doth bend reality? 155

      Before this moment, never have I seen

      An enemy who seem’d unbeatable.

      All of my schemes, deceits, and tricks, which I

      E’er did rely upon, are useless turn’d—

      And what is worst of all? Gamora gone, 160

      By her own father taken who knows where.

      Alack, that ever I should see this day—

      Gamora, darling, spirited away!

      [Exeunt.

      SCENE 3

      In New York, at the Avengers’ base.

      ENTER JAMES RHODES. ENTER SECRETARY THADDEUS ROSS, ON BALCONY, SPEAKING TO HIM VIA BEAM.

      ROSS

      Is there no new report of Vision, Rhodes?

      RHODES

      The satellites lost him o’er Edinburgh.

      ROSS

      Upon a stolen Quinjet, piloted

      By four of our most wanted criminals.

      RHODES

      They are but criminals because thou chos’st 5

      To call them so. Is that not true?

      ROSS

      —My God,

      Thy talent for the spinning of a phrase

      Until it is as rank as horse manure

      Doth rival e’en mine own.

      RHODES

      —If not for our

      Accords, would Vision not have been here, safe? 10

      ROSS

      As I recall, thy signature was on

      Those papers, Colonel.

      RHODES

      —Yea, I do confess,

      And for that choice I dearly paid the price

      When in th’Avengers civil war I did

      Receive such injuries that I spent months 15

      In learning, like a toddler, how to walk.

      ROSS

      Thou, then, hast second thoughts?

      RHODES

      —Not anymore.

      ENTER STEVE ROGERS, NATASHA ROMANOFF, VISION, WANDA MAXIMOFF, AND SAM WILSON, BELOW.

      ROGERS

      Good morn unto thee, Secretary Ross.

      ROSS

      Your nerve is passing ev’ry line of prudence,

      Thus shall I grant you, Captain.

      ROMANOFF

      —In this bleak, 20

      Uncertain time, such nerve shall asset prove.

      ROSS

      The world is set afire, and do you think

      All is forgiv’n?

      ROGERS

      —Forgiveness I’d have naught—

      I’ve journey’d past beseeching thy permission.

      Earth lost her strongest safeguard when Stark flew, 25

      Thus have we come to fight, and if thou wilt

      Stand in our way, we’ll bring the fight to thee.

      ROSS

      [to Rhodes:] Arrest them.

      RHODES

      —Surely, I shall do thy will.

      [Rhodes ends the transmission. Exit Secretary Thaddeus Ross.

      [To Rogers:] Thus I have sign’d mine own court-martial

      order.

      ’Tis well to see you, Captain, by my troth. 30

      [Rhodes embraces Rogers and Romanoff.

      ROGERS

      Thou too, strong Rhodey, loyal friend and true.

      RHODES

      In faith, ne’er saw I such a scrappy crew.

      The two years past must have been rough, indeed.

      WILSON

      A five-star rating had not our hotels.

      ENTER BRUCE BANNER.

      BANNER

      Methinks you are a sight for weary eyes, 35

      The whole enormous lot of ye, dear friends.

      [Rogers, Romanoff, Vision, Wanda, and Wilson turn to look at him.

      I am return’d, my problems come as well.

      ROMANOFF

      Holla, Bruce, thou who in the shadows dwelt’st.

      BRUCE

      Nat, ’tis most grand to step into the light.

      [There is a long pause.

      WILSON

      This scene is awkward, comrades, is it not? 40

      RHODES

      Let us unto the matter now at hand:

      We must assume that Thanos and his pawns

      Shall come once more unto the earth, ’tis true?

      WANDA

      ’Tis, yea, and clearly they’ve the pow’r to find

      Us, any place or time we may have fled. 45

      BANNER

      All hands on deck are greatly needed. Where,

      Therefore, is Clint?

      ROMANOFF

      —The situation with

      Th’Accords—both he and Scott a deal accepted.

      ’Twas far too testing for their families,

      So they are shrouded under house arrest. 50

      BANNER

      Who is this Scott, some great and noble ally?

      ROGERS

      He is the Ant-Man, Bruce.

      BANNER

      —Now we have Ant-Man

      And Spider-Man as well? Shall we employ

      The field of entomology entire?

      Take heed: this Thanos hath the largest force 55

      Within the universe, and shall not stop

      Until he takes the Stone from Vision’s pate.

      RO
    MANOFF

      We must protect it from the dreary foe.

      VISION

      Nay, we must terminate it utterly,

      And in the sentence my own life destroy. 60

      Much thought I’ve giv’n to this Stone in my head,

      About its nature and its composition.

      If ’twere expos’d unto a pow’rful source

      Of energy, equivalent unto

      Its own commanding signature, perchance 65

      Its own molecular integrity

      Would fail.

      WANDA

      —Thou wouldst be dead along with it;

      This conversation I shall not indulge.

      VISION

      Eliminating it’s the only way

      T’ensure that Thanos ne’er shall gain its pow’r. 70

      ’Tis logical enow. Friends, heed my words:

      Let us be sacrificers, but not butchers.

      WANDA

      ’Tis far too high a price, which I’ll not pay.

      VISION

      Yet only thou hast power thus to do.

      This Thanos threatens half the universe— 75

      Our little life is rounded with a sleep;

      I’d gladly sleep if it means stopping him.

      One little life should not stop his defeat.

      ROGERS

      Nay, nay, it should. We’ll not trade life for life.

      VISION

      ’Twas sevn’ty years ago thou laid’st thy life 80

      To save how many millions afterward?

      Upon such sacrifices, Captain Rogers,

      The gods themselves throw incense, do they not?

      Pray, tell me: wherefore is this different?

      BANNER

      ’Tis diff’rent for thou mayst yet have a choice. 85

      Thy mind is form’d of vast, complex constructs

      Of overlays—the Stone with Jarvis, Ultron,

      Brave Tony, and myself—all mix’d as one,

      Each learning from the other, tit for tat.

      WANDA

      Thou meanest Vision isn’t just the Stone, 90

      From something more complex my love is bred?

      BANNER

      Should we take out the Stone, there shall remain

      A sizeable amount of Vision left—

      Perchance the better portions of his nature.

      ROMANOFF

      Is’t possible this murky thing to do? 95

      BANNER

      Not I, not here. I’ve not the massive skills.

      RHODES

      You must the someone and the somewhere find.

      Ross will not give ye back your former rooms,

      As if he were a dormitory dean.

      How shall we Vision help, and therefore Wanda? 100

      ROGERS

      I know the somewhere. Let us to Wakanda!

      [Exeunt.

      SCENE 1

      Wakanda.

      ENTER T’CHALLA.

      T’CHALLA

      When we were by the wide world undisturb’d,

      A nation self-sufficient and alone,

      Knew we then unrestrain’d simplicity

      And did not try to meddle past our borders.

      Now we upon the world’s stage have appear’d, 5

      Declaring both our might and independence,

      Astounding all who once assum’d us weak.

      Forgotten formerly, we have arisen—

      Our ancestors providing us with strength,

      Resolve, and wisdom for a newfound age. 10

      Embrace we now the world and all its woes,

      Voice for the voiceless, promise for the hopeless.

      E’en as we do, though, trouble comes to us,

      Redounding on Wakanda’s peaceful lands.

      ENTER OKOYE WITH TWO SOLDIERS, ONE OF THEM CARRYING A CASE. ENTER BUCKY BARNES, ASIDE.

      OKOYE

      The king’s guard and the strong Dora Milaje 15

      Have been alerted to the coming group.

      T’CHALLA

      What of the Border Tribe? Shall they join us?

      OKOYE

      Those who remain shall come.

      T’CHALLA

      —Assemble the

      King-like Jabari, too. M’Baku loves

      A pleasing fight, as well my past doth know. 20

      [Okoye indicates Barnes.

      OKOYE

      What of this one?

      T’CHALLA

      —Now is he tir’d of war.

      Deep was this white wolf’s rest, and long enow.

      [The soldier with the case opens it, revealing a metallic arm for Barnes.

      [To Barnes:] Again ’tis time, my friend, to join the fight.

      BARNES

      Where shall it be?

      T’CHALLA

      —Forsooth, we know not yet.

      One thing is sure: we soon shall be beset. 25

      [Exeunt.

      SCENE 2

      Various locations in space.

      ENTER DOCTOR STEPHEN STRANGE, FLOATING AND SURROUNDED BY BLADES POINTED AT HIM, ON THE Q-SHIP.

      STRANGE

      The sword of Damocles ne’er loom’d so large—

      O, ’tis an unforeseen awakening.

      ENTER EBONY MAW.

      MAW

      In all my time spent serving Thanos pure,

      Ne’er have I fail’d him. Nay, and never shall.

      Were I to reach our rendezvous on Titan 5

      Withal the Time Stone still attach’d unto

      Your vaguely irritating personage,

      There would be judgment most severe, I fear.

      [Maw uses magic to begin forcing the blades into Strange’s skin.

      Give me the Stone.

      ENTER TONY STARK ASIDE, HIDDEN, ENCOUNTERING STRANGE’S CLOAK.

      STARK

      —Incredible apparel,

      Thou gav’st me quite a shock. Thou art, mayhap, 10

      Th’most loyal piece of outerwear I’ve seen.

      ENTER PETER PARKER, JOINING STARK.

      PARKER

      Should we talk loyalty, my voice would fail.

      STARK

      In heaven’s name!

      PARKER

      —I know what thou shalt say:

      “This is the foulest trick that e’er was plied!”

      STARK

      I tell thee, Peter, thou shouldst not be here. 15

      PARKER

      I shall not leave thee, will not let thee die.

      STARK

      I’d not hear thine excuses, nay.

      PARKER

      —’Twas so

      Far down to drop, and whilst I did I thought

      Of thee and all that thou hast done. It seems

      That plummeting was suited for reflection. 20

      STARK

      I now must hear thy words.

      PARKER

      —Unto the ship

      I stuck—this suit is most intuitive—

      So, in some ways, it is thy fault I’m here.

      Pray, do not judge me harshly, Master Stark.

      STARK

      Imprudent boy, what didst thou say to me? 25

      PARKER

      Those words I take back soon as they are utter’d.

      Now am I here, in space. Take a deep breath.

      STARK

      Indeed, where I had hop’d thou wouldst not be.

      ’Tis neither Coney Island, nor is it

      A field trip with thy schoolmates. This is but 30

      A one-way ticket bound for parts beyond.

      Dost understand? Pretend thou not that ’twas

      A carefully consider’d thought of thine—


      It could, in no wise, possibly be so.

      PARKER

      How can one be a friendly neighborhood 35

      Brave Spider-Man if there’s no neighborhood?

      That made but poor sense, verily—yet thou

      Know’st well what I do mean, of that I’m sure.

      STARK

      I bid thee come. We have a situation.

      See Strange below—he is in trouble deep. 40

      What is thy plan to save him? Speak, I pray.

      PARKER

      Didst ever see the movie Aliens?

      ’Tis very old—a classic, verily.

      [Strange begins to scream.

      MAW

      [to Strange:] Most painful, are they not? Originally

      Were they design’d for microsurgery. 45

      And any one of them might—

      [Maw turns around as Stark approaches.

      —end your friend’s

      Life nearly instantly.

      STARK

      —I must confess,

      He is no friend of mine. To save his life

      Is courtesy professional, no more.

      MAW

      You nothing save—your simple powers are 50

      Inconsequential when compar’d to mine.

      STARK

      It may be so, and yet the kid hath seen

      More movies than thou hast, to our advantage.

      [Stark fires, tearing a hole in the hull of the ship. The resulting vacuum pulls Maw into space. Exit Ebony Maw. Strange is pulled too, but his cloak holds him tightly. Parker uses his web to grab Strange, and Stark uses rays from his suit to close the hole in the ship.

      PARKER

      [to cloak:] We’ve not yet met officially, my friend.

      Thy moves were most impressive, by my troth, 55

      I know keen talent when I see it, cloth.

      [The cloak flies off toward Strange.

      ’Tis well, we allies did not need to speak.

      STRANGE

      We must at once this vast ship turn around.

      STARK

      I see—now thou wouldst run. Astounding plan,

      Most brave and virtuous, fit for a hero. 60

      STRANGE

      Nay, now would I protect the Stone, no more.

      STARK

      It is the time for thou to thank me, yea?

      Proceed, mine ears await thy humble words.

      STRANGE

      Thank thee for what? Near blasting me to space?

      STARK

      Impossible man! Who just sav’d thine ass 65

      Most magical? ’Twas I.

      STRANGE

      —I do not know

      How thou dost fit thine oversizèd head

      Into thy helmet, it of normal girth.

      STARK

      I prithee, Strange, admit to thy mistake:

      Thou shouldst have exited when I told thee. 70

     


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