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    William Shakespeare's Avengers

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      The opportunity hath murky turn’d.

      BANNER

      My disappointment’s vast—we miss’d our window.

      ROMANOFF

      Did we? I prithee, is our situation

      So dark that we deserve not something light,

      So sad that we have earn’d not some sweet bliss? 20

      BANNER

      The world just saw the Hulk upon display—

      The real Hulk, loose and free—for its first time.

      Thou knowest well that I must leave anon.

      ROMANOFF

      Yet thou assumest I must stay? I had

      A dream, a vision caught in creeping shadows, 25

      The type that seemeth normal at the time,

      Yet when one waketh—

      BANNER

      —What was thy grand dream?

      ROMANOFF

      That I was an Avenger. I’d become

      Aught more than those who train’d me to destroy

      And ply assassination had made me. 30

      BANNER

      Thou art immensely hard upon thyself.

      [She steps toward him.

      ROMANOFF

      Yet did I hope that was thy job—was it

      A simple dream and nothing more?

      BANNER

      —What art

      Thou doing by these words, too large and sudden?

      [She takes his hand.

      ROMANOFF

      I shall run with thee, seek the shades of night, 35

      If running is the future thou intendest.

      As far, as fast as thou dost wish, I’ll go.

      BANNER

      Art thou gone mad? Thy promise is too big.

      [He steps away from her.

      ROMANOFF

      How can I make thee understand my words,

      No longer cloak’d beneath obscurity— 40

      BANNER

      Natasha, pray, take heed: where can I go?

      Where in the massive world am I no threat?

      ROMANOFF

      Thou art no threat to me, Black Widow thine.

      BANNER

      Canst thou be certain? E’en if the large man

      Were never seen again, no future lies 45

      Within the thorny path that I must trod.

      [He indicates the room around them.

      I cannot, may not, shall not, live in such

      Familial comfort—children, spouse, and home.

      If thou canst view the numbers, calculate:

      One, physically it may never be. 50

      ROMANOFF

      ’Tis true for me as well—my body, too—

      One who doth bear the marks of my dark past.

      The Red Room where I train’d to be a soldier,

      Where I was wholly rais’d—therein they hold

      A graduation ceremony, Bruce. 55

      They sterilize each pupil—’tis efficient.

      One fewer thing o’er which their minds must worry.

      The single item that could matter more

      Than any mission thereby is expung’d.

      All is made easier by this approach, 60

      E’en killing. Tell me, now: dost thou imagine

      Thou art the only monster on the team?

      BANNER

      Thy one and my one, broken and afraid—

      Shall the summation be two who survive?

      Shall we just disappear, with purpose grand? 65

      ROMANOFF

      ’Twill be less dim, if thou wilt take my hand.

      [Exeunt together.

      ENTER TONY STARK AND STEVE ROGERS, CHOPPING WOOD OUTSIDE THE HOUSE.

      STARK

      Is’t true Thor told thee not where he would seek

      His answers?

      ROGERS

      —If thou wilt consider Barton,

      Thou knowest, sometimes, my team doth not tell

      Me ev’rything, though in this instance I 70

      Suppos’d that Thor might the exception prove.

      STARK

      If thou wilt give him time, he may yet be.

      We know not what the sister Maximoff

      Reveal’d to him.

      ROGERS

      —“Earth’s heroes most profound.”

      Thus are we known, yet they pull’d us apart 75

      Like cotton candy at some jubilee.

      STARK

      It seemeth thou hast walk’d away in health.

      ROGERS

      Is that a problem? Doubtest thou my soul?

      STARK

      I trust no person sans a darker side.

      Perchance I am old-fashion’d.

      ROGERS

      —Let us say, 80

      Perchance thou hast not seen my darkness yet.

      STARK

      Is’t plain to thee that Ultron doth attempt

      To rend our team asunder in a trice?

      ROGERS

      Thou certainly wouldst know, as his creator,

      Though whether thou wouldst tell us is uncertain. 85

      STARK

      Ill-manner’d man, hear: Banner and myself

      Were plying research, nothing else.

      ROGERS

      —Such research

      As would affect the team.

      STARK

      —In truth, my friend,

      Such research as would end the team completely.

      Is’t not our mission? Is’t not why we fight? 90

      Would we not end the fight and home return?

      [Rogers pulls apart a piece of wood with his bare hands.

      ROGERS

      Whenever someone undertakes to end

      A war or skirmish ere it hath begun,

      Full many innocent shall die—each time.

      ENTER LAURA BARTON.

      LAURA

      I beg your pardon, gentlemen, for this 95

      Curt interruption of your conversation,

      But, Master Stark—Clint said you would not mind—

      Our tractor will not start. Perhaps you could—

      STARK

      I’ll look upon it. [To Rogers:] Take not from my pile.

      [Exeunt Steve Rogers and Laura Barton. Stark walks into the barn and sees the tractor.

      Holla, Deere. Tell me ev’rything thou need’st. 100

      What aileth thee, and wherefore start’st thou not?

      ENTER NICK FURY.

      FURY

      Grant me one favor, Tony: do not try

      To bring the farming vehicle to life.

      STARK

      [aside:] Ingenious Lady Barton, little minx.

      [To Fury:] Maria Hill hath call’d thee, is that so? 105

      Hath ever she not been in thine employ?

      FURY

      Intelligence by artificial means—

      You did not hesitate to cross that bridge.

      STARK

      In troth, the day hath long and tiring been—

      As long as plays by bard Eugene O’Neill— 110

      Thus, may we skip along unto the lines

      Where thou becomest useful unto me?

      FURY

      Look me in th’eye and tell me you did plan

      To shut him down.

      STARK

      —I shall do no such thing—

      Thou art not the director of me, Fury. 115

      FURY

      I’m not director over anyone,

      But one old man who cares about you, Stark.

      STARK

      It seems I, then, go down in history

      As he who did th’Avengers kill.

      FURY

      —What’s this?

      STARK

      I s
    aw the vision, yet told not the team. 120

      How could I? They lay dead before mine eyes.

      The lot of them, all slain, and I could feel’t.

      The whole world, too, because of my deeds, Nick.

      This vision caught me wholly unprepar’d,

      For it appear’d I had not done whate’er 125

      I could my friends and planet to protect.

      FURY

      This Wanda Maximoff doth work you woe.

      She playeth on your fear an ’twere a harp

      And she a virtuoso on the strings.

      STARK

      It was no trick of th’ear, but sight of eyes— 130

      The music I could see as plain as day.

      ’Twas not a nightmare, ’twas my legacy—

      The coda that resulted from the downbeat

      That I, the great conductor, first began.

      FURY

      You are a great composer of inventions, 135

      Your oeuvre most impressive, Tony, yea.

      War, though, with all its clangs and dissonance,

      Is not among your better works.

      STARK

      —Indeed,

      I stood and watch’d while my friends took their rest—

      Thou mayhap would consider this the worst. 140

      ’Twas not, however, the worst note I hit.

      FURY

      The worst note was that you died not with them;

      Your sound continued while theirs faded hence.

      [They walk inside the house.

      ENTER THOR ON BALCONY, WAITING. ENTER DOCTOR ERIK SELVIG ON BALCONY, SEVERALLY.

      SELVIG

      Your look—the hoodie and the pantaloons—

      Is far less formal than your normal fare. 145

      It suits you well, near human do you look.

      If you, though, hop’d for inconspicuous,

      A near miss ’tis.

      THOR

      —I come to seek thy help.

      SELVIG

      ’Tis always well to be the one who’s needed,

      When often have I been the one in need. 150

      THOR

      ’Tis dangerous, this favor that I ask.

      SELVIG

      I should be disappointed if ’twere not.

      [Exeunt together.

      ENTER STEVE ROGERS, BRUCE BANNER, NATASHA ROMANOFF, AND CLINT, LAURA, COOPER, AND LILA BARTON IN THE HOUSE. STARK AND FURY WALK IN AND GREET THEM.

      FURY

      [to all:] Holla, Avengers—here are we, as one.

      Let me explain how ye are hither come—

      Vile Ultron took your party out of play 155

      That he, thereby, might gain some time to plan.

      My contacts various report that he’s

      Engag’d in building something grand. The vast

      Sum of vibranium with which he did

      Abscond suggests ’tis not one thing alone. 160

      ROGERS

      Yet what of Ultron—where’s the beast himself?

      FURY

      He simpler is, an easy prey to track,

      For he is ev’rywhere—doth multiply

      E’en faster than a rabbit Catholic.

      Regrettably, his omnipresence hath 165

      Not help’d us understand his larger plan.

      STARK

      Is he still seeking launch codes?

      FURY

      —Yea, forsooth,

      Yet makes no progress nearer to that end.

      STARK

      I crack’d the firewall of the Pentagon

      When I was but a teen, upon a dare. 170

      FURY

      Our friends at Nexus I have ask’d thereof.

      ROGERS

      What’s Nexus?

      BANNER

      —The grand hub of th’internet

      That is in Oslo found. Each byte of data

      Flows through the mouth of Nexus at some point.

      They have the fastest access known on earth. 175

      BARTON

      [to Fury:] What did these peregrines report to thee?

      FURY

      Upon the missiles Ultron fixateth.

      The codes, however, constantly are chang’d.

      STARK

      Indeed? By whom?

      FURY

      —By parties yet unknown.

      ROMANOFF

      Have we some ally hiding in the shadows? 180

      FURY

      Nay, Ultron hath an enemy, it seems,

      Which, as you know, is not equivalent.

      Still, many ducats I would gladly give

      To know th’identity of this code changer.

      STARK

      Immediately must I Oslo visit, 185

      To find the one unknown.

      ROMANOFF

      —As fun as ’tis

      To see thee, boss, I hop’d when next I laid

      Mine eyes on thee, thou wouldst have something we

      Could use and would not cloud the matter more.

      FURY

      I something have—’tis you. The great Avengers. 190

      Once I had eyes and ears most ev’rywhere,

      Whilst ye enjoy’d the best technology,

      Which was such stuff as dreams are made on, truly.

      Stand we again within reality,

      Naught but our wit and will to save the world. 195

      Rank Ultron doth believe th’Avengers are

      The only thing betwixt him and his mission.

      Should he admit it to himself or not,

      His mission is to bring worldwide destruction.

      This life—this little life that we call ours— 200

      Wrapp’d in a shroud and buried in the grave.

      Stand, then, Avengers—once more to the breach!—

      Outwit the bastard platinum, ye brave.

      ROMANOFF

      Steve liketh not that darker shade of language.

      ROGERS

      Hold thou thy tongue, thou pesky Romanoff! 205

      FURY

      What wanteth Ultron?

      ROGERS

      —To, at last, turn better,

      E’en better—yea, and stronger, too—than us.

      He buildeth extra bodies constantly—

      STARK

      In human form—and wherefore should that be?

      The human body inefficient is; 210

      We are outmoded biologically,

      Yet ne’ertheless doth Ultron thence return.

      ROMANOFF

      When you dim-witted fellows programm’d him

      To save the human race, you fail’d in full.

      BANNER

      Behold these pictures on the table here, 215

      The paintings little Lila did create

      Of butterflies from chrysalis emerging.

      The human race no greater safeguard needs—

      ’Tis evolution it requires to thrive.

      Methinks that Ultron planneth to evolve. 220

      FURY

      I pray, what do you mean? Evolve how so?

      BANNER

      Hast been in contact with the greatest mind

      In nat’ral science, Doctor Helen Cho?

      FURY

      Of course—who else could give him what he needs?

      [The Avengers begin preparations for their departure. Exeunt all except Stark and Rogers.

      ROGERS

      I’ll take Clint and Natasha for support. 225

      STARK

      It shall be well, but prithee ply thou but

      Reconnaissance and nothing more. I shall

      Unto the Nexus, join thee when I may.

      ROGERS

     
    If Ultron truly doth construct a body—

      STARK

      I sense thy meaning—it shall stronger be 230

      Than any one of us could ever hope,

      And peradventure all of us combin’d.

      An android by a robot fabricated.

      ROGERS

      But how I miss the days when th’oddest thing

      That science ever conjur’d was myself! 235

      ENTER NICK FURY.

      FURY

      I shall take Banner to Stark Tower now—

      Is’t well with thee if I take Lady Hill?

      STARK

      It is apparent she is wholly thine.

      ROGERS

      What is thy plan, Director Fury, sir?

      FURY

      I know not, but it shall dramatic be! 240

      [Exeunt.

      ENTER CLINT AND LAURA BARTON.

      BARTON

      The flooring of the sunroom I shall fix

      When I, hereafter, to the roost return.

      LAURA

      Then shalt thou find another section of

      The house to tear apart—I know thee well.

      BARTON

      Nay, ’tis my final project—thereupon 245

      I’ll lie my feathers down and be at rest.

      It is my promise, if I have thy heart.

      [They kiss.

      LAURA

      Take it completely as thou dost depart.

      [Exeunt.

      SCENE 4

      U-Gin genetics research lab, South Korea.

      ENTER ULTRON, HIS BOTS, DOCTOR HELEN CHO, AND VARIOUS ASSISTANTS. ENTER WANDA AND PIETRO MAXIMOFF, ASIDE, LOOKING ON. THEY WORK NEAR THE REGENERATION CRADLE.

      CHO

      ’Tis beautiful, the process that occureth!

      The atoms of vibranium aren’t merely

      Compatible withal the cells of tissue,

      But bind them—something S.H.I.E.L.D. could ne’er

      imagine.

      ULTRON

      Most versatile of ev’ry substance on 5

      The planet, and they us’d it for a Frisbee.

      How typical of human witlessness—

      They scratch the surface, yet look not within

      To see the many possibilities.

      [Loki’s scepter is split, revealing an Infinity Stone. Ultron picks it up and drops it into a body forming in the regeneration cradle.

      CHO

      It shall be hours ere cellular cohesion, 10

      Yet we may start the stream of consciousness, sir—

      We now shall upload thy cerebral matrix.

      WANDA

      His head I can detect—it seems he dreams.

      CHO

      The term’s not apt, I would not call it dreaming—

      ’Tis merely the base consciousness of Ultron, 15

      The noise of information, nothing more. Soon—

      ULTRON

      How soon? I would not too impatient grow.

      CHO

      A phys’cal brain complete are we imprinting,

     


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